An Unexpected Romance Between Harper and Blair Chapter 2

Harper Pei's eyes widened. Look at what kind of dirty talk came out of this straight woman's mouth! It really shocked my friend!

"So don't flirt with me, or you'll get struck by lightning."

Pretending to be a weak woman, Harper Pei's acting skills were extremely poor as it was her first time as an actress. She wanted to act shy but ended up being the brothel owner who was reluctant but willing.

Blair Xu was speechless for a while, and asked: "What brand of garbage bag do you have? It can hold so much?"

Before he could utter a rebuttal, a "guh" sound was heard. The room was already quiet, and the sound seemed even louder.

Harper Pei's face turned red like a monkey's butt. She was so angry that she was about to die! How could she lose the upper hand before they even started arguing?

"I...coughed a little bit in my stomach."

She chuckled twice, and her icy phoenix eyes curved for the first time. Her eyes reflected from her eyelashes, forming a crescent moon in the rippling water. The beautiful girl on the mountain smiled, which made her stunning appearance even more vivid.

"Harper Pei, how come your personality has changed so much after losing your memory?"

This sentence translates to, Harper Pei, do you still want this life? This is a deadly question, okay!

How could she know that Harper Pei had a new soul in this shell? Harper Pei started to talk nonsense again, "That's because you don't know me. Apart from knowing that I'm pretty, funny and kind, what else do you know?"

"I also know that you are talkative and noisy."

This person has such a vicious tongue!

Harper Pei was furious. Before she could fight back, she heard the director's voice downstairs, "Please come down and gather. There is a new task."

This time, even the seats were changed to a small sofa that can accommodate two people. Harper Pei laughed awkwardly. Haha, it seems that they really have to hype up the couple. That's not right! Since Blair Xu didn't want to hype up the couple, she insisted on doing it! She pissed her off!

Sitting very close to Blair Xu, Harper Pei noticed the tense beauty beside her from the corner of her eye. Her peach blossom eyes immediately burst into smiles, and she even asked with "concern": "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Pei, Zhu, Yue, are you going to die or not?"

Like a masochist, Harper Pei looked at Blair Xu, who looked helpless as if he wanted to beat her to death but had no way to do so. The villain in her heart was so proud that she wanted to put her hands on her hips.

At this time, everyone was seated and the director began to read out the rules.

"This time the game is called "I Understand You Best". Below are a few question and answer sheets prepared by the program team. After both parties write down their answers, they exchange blank question and answer sheets and write down each other's answers to test your familiarity~"

Harper Pei: No need to investigate, we are not familiar with each other.

Harper Pei shook her head after receiving the questionnaire. As expected, there were three questions on it: What is my favorite food? What is my favorite color? What is my most precious memory?

This question has been asked for a long time. Harper Pei was bored and wrote down the answer in a casual manner while turning the pen.

Afterwards, the program team collected the question and answer sheet and handed out a blank one again. Harper Pei looked at the three familiar questions and tried hard to recall what Blair Xu liked to eat from the Internet, but to no avail. She herself had a bad memory, not to mention this cold and sarcastic weirdo who she thought had nothing to do with her. If they weren't recording the program, she would have wanted to write the word "s***t" on the first question.

Not surprisingly, Harper Pei was completely wrong.

But! Shockingly, Blair Xu was right!

Everyone was stunned when they saw the word written in chicken claws and the beautiful handwriting written in flying dragons and phoenixes on the two question and answer sheets. They were written exactly the same? Only the director was overjoyed. It seemed that there was a new script, a silly straight female top and a girl who was secretly in love with a girl.

Harper Pei also looked at Blair Xu with surprise, but received a pair of even more shocked looks.

"Blair Xu, you can't have a crush on me, right?"

Almost sitting on the edge of the sofa, Blair Xu's face was full of disgust, but his eyes were thinking about something that seemed very important to her, "If you have nothing to say, you don't have to say it."

This time, it was almost the king Blair Xu who led the rookie Harper Pei to victory. The two of them ranked first with a high score of 50 points and got the most sumptuous dinner.

Harper Pei ate happily, like a puppy, eating contentedly, her tail wagging behind her, her big round eyes sparkling, "Blair Xu! I owe you this time! I won't tell you that you have a crush on me anymore."

"Harper Pei, why can't all this meat fill your dog mouth?"

"You say I bite again! Woof woof! Woof!"

As she said that, Harper Pei pounced on Blair Xu and pretended to bite him.

As a result, Blair Xu did not sit firmly and fell off the seat. Fortunately, Harper Pei was agile. She put one hand behind Blair Xu's shoulder and supported herself on the seat with the other hand, preventing the high-class beauty from falling headfirst into the ground in an embarrassing manner.

Blair Xu: But I fell because of you, didn’t I?

Knowing that she was in the wrong, Harper Pei quickly got up from Blair Xu and pulled her up again. The puppy tucked its tail in and bowed its head to admit its mistake, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have jumped over so suddenly."

Her heartbeat was getting faster and faster, and she couldn't calm it down at all. Blair Xu stroked her chest. When their eyes met just now, the bright puppy eyes almost made her mistakenly think...

"You...stay away from me."

Harper Pei took a half step back obediently and raised her furry head. "Is it ok?"

"Further away!"

Even her ears seemed to droop down. Harper Pei was as sad as a 200-pound golden retriever. She knew she was wrong! But seeing Blair Xu's face flushed with anger, she decided to be a good boy and took another half step back.

"One full step! I've already moved 24.5 centimeters back!"

The director looked at this scene with a smile on his face. The script has been updated again, with a silly straight girl like a dog as the top and a tsundere girl like a kitten as the bottom.

"Ahem, excuse me, a new task has arrived, young lovers please stop pushing and pulling!"

Harper Pei pouted and obediently sat down in a seat 24.5 cm away from Blair Xu, muttering: "We are all straight women, why are we pretending to be a couple?"

Blair Xu who was standing beside him heard these words clearly. His face turned pale again and even his eyes dimmed.

"This time, the production team will distribute a new live broadcast account to everyone. They are all newly registered and have no fans. From now on, each CP will broadcast live. The first to reach one million viewers will have the priority to choose a reward tomorrow."

Harper Pei came to the room with the new phone and lay down on the bed nonchalantly, as if she had given up. "The total number of real fans, cosmetic fans, and zombie fans on my account is less than one million."

"Then just leave it like this. I don't really care about the so-called reward anyway."

After that, Blair Xu pretended to add casually, "According to the nature of the program team, the reward is likely to be tomorrow's breakfast, lunch, dinner or something like that."

Harper Pei stood up with a somersault, frowned her beautiful eyebrows, and said with a look of deep hatred, "I think we can't just give up without trying hard."

Harper Pei was very discouraged when she saw the zero result of the number of viewers. "I guess this zero will become one only when I become zero."

Laughing, Blair Xu held up the soft quilt and looked up at Harper Pei, "You are a straight woman, why do you understand the les*** terms so well? Do you really want to be the heroine of the director's next movie?"

Harper Pei: After 20 years, I am actually considered a straight woman???

"Have you ever thought that I might, just maybe... be that kid?"

Blair Xu: Then what am I? ?

"Hey! There are two audience members now!"

Although it is still far from one million, the optimistic Harper Pei feels that since there is a beginning, and who knows which two unlucky guys have entered their live broadcast room, there will definitely be more unlucky guys in the future... No, the lucky ones!

"Hello! I'm Harper Pei, this is Blair Xu, we are currently recording "Where Can You Run, Ji Cub?" and now we have a mission to reach one million viewers to win."

Haha, after saying that, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room became 0 again.

Harper Pei threw her phone away. The eldest lady had never suffered such grievances! Whoever wants to live broadcast can live broadcast, I'm going to play games!

Harper Pei happily opened a certain Honor mobile game and chose Baili, ignoring the advice of her teammates, intending to snipe someone to vent her anger.

He operated as fiercely as a tiger and started with zero to five.

"Just find a class for Baili."

This sentence angered the already unhappy elementary school kid. Harper Pei turned on the microphone for the whole team. Her voice was clear, but she was furious: "You never thought, I'm at work, and I can still play games at work. I won't piss you off to death."

"Also! I'm still fighting after get off work! If you're angry, come to the live broadcast room and scold me! Room number is 970324, if you don't come, you're a grandson!"

After playing two more games and repeating the above operations, Harper Pei realized that the laughter behind her was becoming more and more excessive. Although it sounded nice, it was not right to laugh at her like that!

"Blair Xu! What are you laughing at!"

Turning around, the girl standing behind him seemed like melting ice and snow. Her picturesque eyes were filled with a gentle smile. The flowers on the high mountain blossomed with charming colors, no longer the silent black and white. The promise at this moment showed a fleeting beauty.

"What...what happened?"

Her tone couldn't help but weaken. Harper Pei knew this very well. Facing a beauty, she couldn't be fierce at all, not to mention that she was such a beautiful woman who fully satisfied her aesthetic taste.

Seeing Blair Xu handing over the phone, Harper Pei took it obediently, and then she was also shocked.

In just half an hour, there were already 100,000 viewers, although the comments above were all:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what a beautiful female psychopath!"

"Oh my god, I thought it was a funny girl, but when I turned around, I saw a fairy!!"

"Keep playing games! I want to see the host continue to curse! I admit it, I am a masochist!"

"By the way, do you think this beautiful psychopath looks familiar?"

"It's that Hudou! The one who participated in "Where Can You Run, Jizi?"

Flipping the rear camera, an exquisite face suddenly appeared in the lens, combining heroism and gentleness, she was what the barrage called "a beautiful female psychopath".

"Hello everyone, I'm Harper Pei, and this is my CP partner Blair Xu, we are completing the task of "Where is Ji Cub Going?"

In fact, what Harper Pei wanted to say was, "This is my useless partner Blair Xu." The elementary school kid shook his hair and was very proud of himself, but he still had to rely on his shameless sister.

Blair Xu: Don’t pull me in and make me a waste, I want my dignity.