Arden and the Forgotten Realms Chapter 9

"Why should I learn...this kind of thing?" Arden Shen was almost in tears. Shouldn't pornographic books be read secretly at home? How could they be brought to the table and talked about so openly!

Sister Ziyi said, "Because Palace Master Finley is a rare talent."

This has nothing to do with me! Arden Shen was stunned by this divine logic!

If he is a rare talent among men, I will learn the art of S3x. If he is a true emperor, do I also need to learn the art of transformation?

Then why doesn't he just marry an Ultraman!

"So there are many people who want to marry the palace lord." Sister Ziyi slowly completed the second half of the sentence, "If the young master wants to capture the palace lord's heart, he must learn how to be a charmer in bed. effort."

There was a thunder on the ground, and Arden Shen no longer knew what expression to use to face all this!

So I could only complain a lot in my heart!

"Can we start now?" Sister Ziyi saw that he didn't speak for a long time, just opening his mouth in a daze, so she urged him.

That must not be possible! Arden Shen covered his stomach, "My stomach hurts!"

Sister Zi Yi looked at him speechlessly.

"It's better to study some other time." Arden Shen said as she ran out.

Sister Ziyi: ...

"Ah, Master, please slow down." As soon as Bao Dou entered the courtyard, he collided head-on with him and almost sat down on the ground.

"Go back quickly." Arden Shen dragged him and ran away.

"What happened?" Eason was confused and anxious, "Has Master Zeng come?"

If she hadn't come, I wouldn't have been like this! Arden Shen ran to the gArden Shen in one breath and leaned against the rockery to catch his breath.

"What's going on?" Eason was really puzzled, "Master wants to beat you?"

It would be okay if she hits me, but looking at her posture, she is going to have S3x with me! Arden Shen took Bao Dou's hand and asked, "When did Master Zeng enter the house?"

Eason said surprisingly, "It's been more than a year since I've spoken less."

Arden Shen sucked in a breath of cold air when he heard this. One! Year! More than! ! ! How many classes must he have taken? Once a month means twelve times, okay? Twelve times! Twelve times! I can't even imagine what happened during this time!

"Young Master." Eason waved his hand in front of him, "Don't scare me, are you okay?"

"She specializes in...teaching this?" Arden Shen was extremely confused.

Eason Baozi blushed and said, "Yeah."

Blushing! My face is red! Sure enough it is! Arden Shen sat on the stone with tears in her eyes, "You said she was a good girl, why did she do this kind of thing?" Isn't it better to be reserved and shy? Also imitate other people’s big breasts! No matter what age you were, you would have big breasts!

"She is not an ordinary girl." Bao Dou whispered, "She is a peerless master who is famous in the south of the Yangtze River."

Arden Shen burst into tears and held his forehead to be able to become a Fcuking master after doing this kind of thing. Compared to the previous world of fighting against pornography and illegality, it was really weak.

"Back then, my wife was afraid that the young master would be ignorant, so she invited Mrs. Zeng to come and teach." Eason said, "Actually, this kind of thing was taught before the wedding, but my wife was a little impatient and was afraid of Qin." The palace master was seduced by a vixen, so he put this kind of thing in advance. "

This is too far-sighted! How could there be such a girl! Arden Shen's mood was so complicated that it was difficult to describe. He even suspected that the incident involving the fox fairy was instigated by this mother! Are you sure it's your biological child? I couldn't help but burst into tears, "Is there any way to let her go? That's Mrs. Zeng, by the way, what's her name?"

"Zeng Xianxian." Eason said, "Master, do you want her to leave?"

Arden Shen nodded wildly.

Zeng Xiaoxian is okay, but Zeng Xianxian is not necessary!

"I'm afraid it won't work." Eason frowned, "My wife spent a lot of effort to invite her here, and... and..."

"And what?" Arden Shen was curious.

Eason whispered in his ear, "And it is said that Master Zeng also taught many...methods to Madam, and they have a very good relationship."

Arden Shen:...

Mom, please let my dad go. He is almost sixty...

"You're almost eighteen, right?" Arden Shen pinched his cheek, "Let me ask you a few questions." Although it's not good to discuss such things with minors, there's no other way. It's better than asking the purple-clothed sister Zeng Xianxian!

"Sir, please speak." Eason was very obedient.

"When Master Zeng was giving lectures before, you were always by my side?" Arden Shen asked.

Bao Dou nodded, "Most of the time."

Arden Shen let out a small sigh of relief, then nothing too extreme should happen! At least there was no real use of swords and guns against beasts!

So he asked again, "Then what does she teach?"

Eason said, "The art of S3x."

Arden Shen was choked. I knew it was Fangzhongshu. What I asked was the specific content!

"It's just teaching that kind of thing." Bao Dou's face became redder and redder, and his voice became softer and quieter, "And there are often some strange utensils."

So there is actually a PLAY prop? ! Arden Shen was suddenly disturbed by the wind, and felt that his world view had been refreshed again!

"Master Zeng also said that as long as you work hard and practice with those instruments, Palace Master Finley will definitely be crazy about you in the future---Hmm!"

"Children are not allowed to talk about this." Arden Shen blushed.

"Heh." A chuckle suddenly came from behind.

"Ah!" Arden Shen was startled. It seemed familiar?

"Madam, are you shy?" Daxton Qin came out from behind the rockery with a smile in his eyes.

Laugh at your sister! Arden Shen glared at him, "Despicable!" Eavesdropping!

"This is an unfair statement." Daxton Qin walked up to him, "I fell asleep here in the sun before, but Madam came over to tell me what to say. How can it be my fault now?"

"Hmph." Arden Shen pulled Eason and turned to leave.

"Since you don't want to go to school, how about I take you out to the market?" Daxton Qin followed closely and walked side by side with him.

"Thank you, no need." Arden Shen didn't even look at him.

Going to the market sounds so lame! There were so many people who wanted to hook up with me in my past life, and there must be many in this life. Even if you queue up at this market, you will have to wait for 30 years!

"It's not good to stay in the house all the time." Daxton Qin said, "There are more people outside and there's more fun to watch."

Arden Shen was still disdainful! It was obvious that you had never seen a concert with tens of thousands of people!

"lady---"

"Shut up!"

Eason looked at Daxton Qin with sympathy.

"After losing your memory, you have become much braver." Daxton Qin was not annoyed. Instead, he smiled and reached out to pinch the back of his neck.

"What are you doing!" Arden Shen felt a pain in his neck, so he angrily said, "You want to domestic violence me?!"

Daxton Qin simply picked him up sideways.

Damn! Arden Shen was shocked, "Let me go!"

Daxton Qin took advantage of the momentum of his feet and quickly flew over the courtyard wall.

"Help..." A very lingering voice lingered.

Eason was stunned.

"What's going on?" Colton Shen heard the noise and rushed over.

Eason said awkwardly, "Palace Master Finley flew away with the young master in his arms."

Colton Shen: ...

"You B@st@ard!" Arden Shen struggled desperately and almost burst into tears again.

Daxton Qin hugged him and landed on a century-old tree, and sat him down on the branch.

"Ahhhh!" Arden Shen's face turned pale with fright, your mother! I'm afraid of heights! You will faint if you go above ten meters!

"Are you scared?" Daxton Qin asked deliberately.

Arden Shen lay down like a monkey and hugged the tree trunk, closing his eyes tightly.

Daxton Qin looked at his posture with mixed emotions.

This is too ugly.

Arden Shen was trembling, and his whole body was shaking.

Daxton Qin finally realized something was wrong, frowned slightly and pulled him up, "Why are you crying?"

"Take me down." Arden Shen's face turned pale.

Daxton Qin didn't ask any more questions, and jumped into the alley with him in his arms.

Arden Shen's whole body was cold and he was obviously frightened.

"Are you okay?" Daxton Qin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Arden Shen squatted on the ground and hugged his head, recalling the scene five years ago.

During the filming, he made a mistake in the protective measures. He fell from a height to the ground with another actor. He died on the plastic shed. He only suffered external injuries, but he never woke up again.

"Xiao Ling." Daxton Qin said softly, "I was just teasing you, how could I let you really fall?"

Arden Shen still buried his head in his knees, his head aching like it was about to explode. After the accident, he stayed in the hospital for more than half a year. He could see the scene of him falling down when he closed his eyes. Later, under the guidance of a psychologist, he gradually came out of the shadow, but he was afraid of heights. He would feel dizzy when standing on a high place without any shelter. Even for the simplest scenes, he had to use a double.

"Let's go home." Daxton Qin helped him stand up.

Arden Shen closed his eyes, his face as pale as paper.

"Sir, what's wrong with you?!" Bao Dou was packing things in the house when he suddenly saw Arden Shen being carried in half dead, so he was shocked.

"Get some hot water." Daxton Qin put the person on the couch.

"I'm fine." Arden Shen said tiredly, "Let's go."

"Are you really that scared?" Daxton Qin hesitated.

Arden Shen closed his eyes, obviously not wanting to talk to him anymore.

"Palace Master, hot water!" Eason ran in carrying a large basin.

Daxton Qin twisted his handkerchief and carefully wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and palms, "I will never take you to higher places again."

Arden Shen turned around holding the quilt.

Eason looked at Daxton Qin with great worry - what did you do to my son again? How could something happen in just a short while?

"Take good care of him." Daxton Qin stood up, turned and walked out the door.

Arden Shen kept staring at the wall in a daze, and Baodu felt unsure, so he had to sneak away to find Colton Shen, and by the way he met Mrs. Shen.

"My poor Ling'er!" A familiar voice sounded in the small courtyard again.

Arden Shen opened his eyes dazedly, feeling a little dizzy.

"What's going on again?" Mrs. Shen sat on the edge of the bed.

"It's okay." As soon as Arden Shen sat up, he was hugged in his arms.

"Why are you so scared that your face turned pale?" Mrs. Shen felt extremely distressed, "Why did that B@st@ard bully you?"

Colton Shen was helpless, "Mom, you should ask first, maybe it's not Daxton Qin's fault."

"If it's not him, then it must be Ling'er himself?" Mrs. Shen glared at him, "If you don't stand up for your brother, let your father beat you up!"

Colton Shen: ...

Arden Shen was forced to bury his face in her chest and felt like he was about to suffocate!

Difficulty breathing!

"Good boy, why did he bully you?" Mrs. Shen patted him on the back, "Don't be afraid, if you tell me, my mother will support you!"

What I want to say is, please let me go first! Arden Shen wanted to cry but had no tears.

And how could his mother have so much strength!

Unscientific!

"Mom." Fortunately, Colton Shen couldn't bear it and pulled the person out in time.

Arden Shen quickly took the time to take a few breaths of fresh air.

As expected, this strong maternal love was still unbearable, and I almost suffocated to death.

His mother is so domineering.