Beyond the Limelight with Sterling Qi Chapter 6

"I can see from your faces that you are wondering what this guy is doing here. He is like a foreign friend. Is there a mistake in announcing the curtain? He is actually here to dance." Sterling Qi spoke at a moderate speed, and He said what the audience was thinking and everyone smiled knowingly.

"Oh, actually I don't want to come up, but my mother insisted on letting me show off my talents." Sterling Qi knew that Vivian Xia was famous, so after saying this, he teased her, "My mother, Everyone knows that she is gentle and beautiful. She never uses sticks to beat her children. "

He was suddenly a baggage. Everyone was familiar with Vivian Xia. She had performed a performance just now, and she suddenly burst into laughter and was a bit booing. Vivian Xia herself should be still in the teahouse at the moment. ?

With Vivian Xia as the foreshadowing and the rhythm of crossing the river together, eight points of funny became ten points.

"So, I have to come up." Sterling Qi said, "What if she slaps her head and goes out to accuse me of being unfilial?"

Next, the audience was happy again, this time the laughter was even louder, and then they started to "ugh" again.

Just now, Sterling Qi said that Vivian Xia did not engage in stick education, but beat him with his hands. Everyone laughed at the reversal, but he flipped the next sentence again, and everyone came to their senses: This is a beating, is he beating himself? !

No matter what happened on stage, no one would think that Vivian Xia was really like this.

"Slapping you on the head for being disobedient and unfilial" is an old joke from ancient times, but when Sterling Qi changed it like this, it was very appropriate.

"This child..." Vivian Xia herself didn't know whether to laugh or cry in the box, but she still felt a little sweet in her heart. After all, the mother and son had not been close for several years, and her son was willing to use her as a burden. She still felt that it was a kind of intimacy.

Usually crosstalk artists come on stage and say some "padding words" before the official program, which is an interesting opening line. It not only adjusts the atmosphere and arouses the audience's interest, but also understands everyone's preferences and adjusts the next performance in time.

Sterling Qi first recited the opening poem, which subdued the whole audience, and then grabbed a few baggage from himself and Vivian Xia and asked for directions. It was completely performed on the spot. The crosstalk school calls this kind of impromptu "expiring". It is a great test of on-the-spot adaptability.

Now seeing the baggage ringing out one by one, the audience's expressions gradually relaxed, and their attention was focused on what he said, instead of thinking about taking pictures of his face with their mobile phones, and then the main topic was slowly introduced.

"...Speaking of my mother, typical female celebrities love to be beautiful and do not allow anything that is not beautiful in life. So in the story I am going to tell you next, the protagonist must also be beautiful."

Sterling Qi successfully got into work from Vivian Xia.

"This story happened not far away from us, during the Xianfeng period. There was a second-rate boy named Yang Haoshan in Changzhou City, who was the protagonist of the story. He had no father or mother, and was not welcomed by relatives and neighbors. How much do you dislike him on the streets? A family named Zhao was attacked by a thief, and the county magistrate was the first to suspect him. He was also a fool, so he filed a lawsuit and put him in prison.

"Yang Haoshan had no father or mother, and no one to take care of him. He died of illness within half a month after entering the prison! This 'Yang' is not stupid. Yang Haoshan did not die of stupidity in prison. He died of illness. The one with the prefix "die". In the past, the conditions in the prison were poor, and the guards were not easy to get along with. Many inmates who were not on death row died in there because of cold, starvation, illness, etc., and they could not survive. It’s called Lu’s death. Do you think he died unjustly?”

Sterling Qi's breath is long, and the pronunciation of the words is always clear and the rhythm is well grasped in each section. Although the baggage is not as dense as the previous words, it is already attracting people.

After listening to the last two paragraphs, the audience still has a question in their mind: Such a second-rate guy is still in jail and died of illness. How can he be the beautiful protagonist? Where is the beauty?

"Yang Haoshan came to Mingsi after his death, and of course he complained about injustice. When the Lord of Hell asked the local city god, he said that Yang Haoshan should be acquitted. Yang Haoshan said that I was already dead. Does the acquittal mean that he would let me live as a lonely ghost? The Prince of Hell said, "Don't worry. I'm different from that stupid county magistrate. Your body will stink in the mass graves now, but don't be afraid. Now the two living people have exhausted their lifespans. You can borrow their bodies to repay your yang." After spending the rest of your life, you'll be forgiven. Choose one of the two and see which one you want.

"Yang Haoshan is so happy, he still has a choice! The King of Hell said, one is the wife of the eldest son of the Zhao family who falsely accused him, and the other is the wife of the county magistrate who misjudged you. Take a look, which one do you want? ? "

The audience laughed and cheered.

Now I understand, no wonder he is a beautiful protagonist. It turns out that this guy wants to change from male to female and possess a woman. It piqued people's interest for a while.

This one-liner is called "Resurrection in a Wrong Body", and it tells the story of a second-rate man, Yang Haoshan, who died unjustly in prison and then reappeared in the wife of the county magistrate who misjudged him. He took on the body of a woman, creating a ridiculous story.

Sterling Qi opened his mouth and created three or five characters, each of which was lifelike. He even described a male character playing a female character vividly.

The story is narrated with baggage, and the details are absurd and humorous. The audience's heartstrings were tightened, and they didn't notice it for half an hour.

That’s not all. This is a medium-length one-liner, divided into three parts: upper, middle and lower.

Today is definitely not a complete story. When the story progresses, the county magistrate insists on having S3x with his wife. The second-rate man in the wife's skin becomes anxious. While taking off his clothes, he pushes the magistrate: Come if you can, I can't kill you today!

"Pa!" Sterling Qi slapped Xingmu, which meant it was over.

The audience, who had already been immersed in the story, burst into laughter and realized that it ended here. They were still a little unfinished. The story is not over yet!

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed that such a beautiful young man, who was said to be quite taciturn, could actually be so eloquent.

If you talk for more than half an hour without stopping, is this called being taciturn? Then they are not dumb!

The crowd applauded warmly, and Sterling Qi bowed neatly and left the stage.

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In the box.

Liu Quanhai smiled all over his face after listening to it. He had never heard of this text before, and it seemed that it might be the unique skill of the teacher Sterling Qi. He must be an old artist who has gone overseas, otherwise there would be so many lost jobs.

I wonder how many "lost" jokes Sterling Qi will have. If this is the case, even if his master's background is unknown, these skills will be of great benefit to the inheritance of cross talk, and he must make friends with them.

Speaking of Sterling Qi's strength, he was even more disappointed. His skills were solid and his style was upright!

Crosstalk actors will also keep up with current events to revise their baggage and innovate.

As for Sterling Qi, his one-liners are completely old-fashioned, with almost no popular jokes. He relies entirely on his own skills to attract the audience's attention, control the rhythm, and make people laugh.

For the same joke, some people say it makes people laugh, while others say it only makes the audience feel embarrassed. This is a matter of personal skill.

How each word and sentence is said may seem random, but it is actually full of skill.

This is to show them that they have a solid foundation and can use it freely!

Of course, because the style of work is old, I couldn't tell the difference between his master and his master at the moment. I only felt that he was somewhat similar to certain seniors.

---Actually, Liu Quanhai overthinks it. It's just that Sterling Qi doesn't understand this time and space well enough. He can't even play with the mobile phone. Even if you ask him to follow the trend, he can't follow it.

Vivian Xia on the side was silent. She had also laughed just now and was immersed in the story. After laughing, she fell into deep thought.

Jesse is very successful, but does she really want to let Jesse go into that line of work?

"Ms. Xia, you don't agree with children talking about cross talk?" Liu Quanhai asked.

Vivian Xia woke up and nodded blankly, "No, it's just..."

Liu Quanhai smiled faintly, "It's just that you think it's not promising compared to acting and singing. Is that right?"

"I didn't mean that." Vivian Xia said repeatedly, "Teacher Liu, I just want the child to be well. I don't mean to offend, but your profession is hard. I brought him here today just to show him Backstage."

"I know, how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are." Liu Quanhai sighed, "But Jesse is indeed the material for this bowl of rice, and he is already enlightened at first glance. He is also the last descendant of the book of disciples. This is not from our cross talk school. But I really care. I still hope you can give him a chance, at least let him try. If it doesn't work, what can he do? Sanqi is a film, television, song, and cross talk artist, don't you think so?

Vivian Xia was amused and laughed out loud, "Teacher Liu is right."

After all, she was convinced by Sterling Qi's performance, and she was even more reluctant to let go of the child.

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Liu Quanhai exchanged contact information with Sterling Qi that night. He admired Sterling Qi very much, and having such a guide was also very important to Sterling Qi.

As for today's performance in the teahouse, because the actors here make a living by selling tickets, video recording is not allowed.

After Vivian Xia and Sterling Qi came on stage, the response was overwhelming and unstoppable. However, some viewers took some photos and some short videos, which were also posted online.

But when Sterling Qi started talking, the place had already quieted down. After being attracted by him, he had no intention of taking secret photos or anything.

The audience present that night also complained. Sterling Qi went to perform it once, but he didn't finish the story. Where could they find the ending? They couldn't find it on the omnipotent Internet.

But he said this in vain. With Sterling Qi's previous reputation, who would dare to believe that he had mesmerized people with his stories? It would be more believable to say that he is so good-looking that he has fans of the audience!

It didn't make any waves at all.

However, Sterling Qi also played the Sanxian this time. How good is his level? Many people don't understand the Sanxian, so they went off topic after a random discussion.

---Looking at this attitude, could it be that Sterling Qi will become a singer next? Like his mother, sing with your face?

Some people also went to Aite to make an appointment and asked him to come and taste it. After all, he was the first to provide the golden words about Sterling Qi.

Zhang Yuezheng was bored when he scrolled through Weibo and saw Aite, and immediately thought of Sterling Qi himself whom he met at Pineapple Media.

At that time, he was surprised that the person he had mocked actually took the initiative to talk to him.

Rowan was hesitant in his heart, but Sterling Qi smiled at him very sincerely. The smile was so pretty that it made his eyes dazzle. For a moment, he was embarrassed to maintain his cold and venomous tongue.

Who would have thought that he would finally make up his mind and talk to Sterling Qi, but Sterling Qi would in turn screw him over!

The cautious Rowan first retweeted Weibo and said, "I haven't heard yet. He looks so good."

The comments were filled with laughter: I knew Rowan would not let them down.

Rowan had never heard of the concert version before, so he clicked on the video at this moment. Based on previous experience, he can pick out a lot of flaws with his feet.

What came up was a sanxian piece. Rowan was stunned for a moment. Although he didn't understand sanxian, the music was common and he could tell the difference. And in the middle, Sterling Qi imitated the sound of wild geese with the sound of strings! At this level, it is much better than his piano!

Next, Sterling Qi also sang a folk song, just that resonance, that breath...

Rowan: "???"

No, this is not the Sterling Qi he knows!

Rowan pulled back the progress bar and listened to "Why Need the West Wing" again, twice, three times... There was no fake playing or lip-synching. Vivian Xia might have been wrong in this scene. Qi She Jiang is not at all!

Damn, she sang pretty well.

Is this Sterling Qi poisonous? Why is there such a big difference between singing and singing? If you have this ability, why don’t you perform on the show?

Well now, isn’t his Weibo embarrassing!

Speaking of Weibo, Rowan discovered that a netizen named "Lao Bai Bubai" who was certified as a string master of a provincial folk art troupe posted a passionate message: "I can't express my feelings! What a string! Well adapted! What a clever change in the chorus." The strings are skillful and convey emotions through sound! "

Rowan: ...

He hasn't heard the original version, so he adapted it?

"Old Zhang, it's time to eat." The drummer of the band popped his head in and urged Zhang to come over for a meal.

Forget it, let’s eat first.

Rowan put down his tablet, lazily walked to the living room, hummed a song and opened the takeaway.

The other three members of the band looked at each other. After a while, the drummer asked with a complicated expression: "Is the song you just hummed "Why the West Wing"?"

Rowan: ...

...X, Sterling Qi is so annoying!