Meng Jingyuan was also poor, so he also said: "Why not? Aren't we two together today?"
No, this is a combination of praise and teasing. Why is the cross talk group no longer a group?
Laughter interspersed with "ooh" sounds: They are all combinations, your nature seems to be different?
Whether a cross talk can attract the audience is very important. The impromptu remarks made by the two of them really aroused the atmosphere of the scene.
The son of the cross talk sect cannot worship his father as his teacher. Meng Jingyuan has a long family background and also learned craftsmanship from his elders. However, he kowtowed to another famous master with a distinctive and sharp style, so Meng Jingyuan also has many characteristics of the sect. During the many years of cooperation with Zeng Wen, I have gained a lot of praise, but from time to time there are also wonderful touches, which are amazing.
In today's terms, his style is called: steady but skinny.
Sterling Qi said with a smile: "This is temporary. I will have to return you to Teacher Zeng Wen later."
After saying this, the audience in the audience shouted in unison: "Yooooooo~~~~"
Sterling Qi: "???"
I've heard people applaud, I've heard "ugh", and I've heard people booing. What does this "yoooo" mean? ?
In the past few decades, the cross talk world has also developed such a method of calling it good. Sterling Qi was confused, but he couldn't show it on his face, so he could only continue talking as if nothing had happened.
Anyway, I had so much fun making an appointment. Sterling Qi changed the topic with satisfaction and returned to the script, "Actually, we are celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival today. It is the custom of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Every family enjoys the moon and eats moon cakes. The whole family has If you are reunited, the moon will be brighter during the Mid-Autumn Festival. If you are away from home and separated from your loved ones, you can only hope that we will live together for a long time. "
Meng Jingyuan: "Yes, blessings."
Sterling Qi said: "There is something worse than that. We can only have a pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without any blind date. Raise a glass to the bright moon and make three people in the shadow."
Meng Jingyuan looked confused: "Huh? This is the same as the previous one, family separation."
Sterling Qi shook his head: "This is even worse, 'no blind date', there is no one who is even willing to go on a blind date with him."
Meng Jingyuan: "I've never heard of it! Is that what you mean?"
...
Because it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, everything from the small talk to the real work is on point, and the work is done smoothly.
Sterling Qi got to the point here, "Actually, at the beginning, this moon cake had no fillings, it was just a dry Hu cake, one piece, trying to make it look round. There was fillings, that was when Zhu Yuanzhang was beaten, He invented it.
"This starts from the time of Emperor Yuan Shun. The government was dim and the people were miserable. The stone man with one eye stirred up rebellion in the Yellow River. With the sound of golden drums and uprisings everywhere, including Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty.
"Zhu Yuanzhang joined forces to unite all the rebels to revolt on August 15th. But how to deliver such important news? Military advisor Liu Bowen came up with an idea. Let's put the news in food and deliver it. Walk!"
Meng Jingyuan: "Hey, that's a good idea."
Sterling Qi said seriously: "As we all know, Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang was from Fengyang and lived at No. 28, Zhujiazhuang Barbecue Street, Fengyang County..."
Meng Jingyuan couldn't bear to look at it: "Oh! Barbecue all over the street!"
...
Sterling Qi said: "After taking a look, there is still something missing."
Meng Jingyuan: "What's missing?"
Sterling Qi's hands seemed to be busy: "Put the mold upward and print three characters: Daoxiang Village."
Meng Jingyuan said "Hey", "Was there Daoxiang Village at that time?"
...
Sterling Qi: "... Yuan Bing came forward to investigate. At that time, there were also restrictions on the control of knives. Several households were only allowed to share one knife. Yuan Bing looked at General Wang Sheng's large sword, which was as long as one person. Okay? , The big knife and the big cake are quite acceptable. But the officer and soldier Yan Guo wanted to take advantage of him to be happy, so he just took a bite of the moon cake. "
Meng Jingyuan: "You don't want to miss anything to eat?"
Sterling Qi: "This has made everyone very nervous. There is a note inside that says 'Army starts on August 15th'! As a result..."
Meng Jingyuan: "How is it?"
Sterling Qi said: "I pushed him to death without revealing his secrets!"
...
...
This is an old joke. The story revolves around the origin of stuffed mooncakes. The main characters are Zhu Yuanzhang, military advisor Liu Bowen, and General Wang, who is known as the great sword king. It tells how Zhu Yuanzhang came up with the idea of using mooncakes to convey messages, and finally successfully contacted various parties. Rebels.
Twenty minutes seemed to fly by in a blink of an eye, and the audience was still left wanting more. Qi waded into the bottom of the river, shook off the last baggage, and bowed down together with Meng Jingyuan.
Although it is an old joke, it has been slightly renovated, and the performance skills of "delay, tightness, pause and frustration" can be considered to be fully utilized by them. Even people who have heard it can enjoy it.
The older the joke, the more heat it needs. From lines, expressions to actions, everything needs to be done properly.
After getting off the stage, Meng Jingyuan laughed and said, "Are those few sentences at the beginning of the sentence a joke? Why did you suddenly think of mentioning that Xiao Zhang, because he talked about you before?"
Sterling Qi: "Hey, I met him backstage before. Just kidding."
He was so happy that he changed out of his coat and went back. Rowan had to wait for the next step, so he could only hold it in for another hour.
Rowan: I am autistic.
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The audience who participated in the recording of the party could not disclose the specific content because they signed a confidentiality agreement. When they mentioned it online, they just vaguely said that Sterling Qi performed very well!
Netizens said, why do they not believe it so much?
[Haha, the navy is here to brag again. You did the same thing when you were bragging about the new variety show of Pineapple and crossing the river together! 】
[Don’t get excited, maybe he just means that Sterling Qi looked good on camera that day...]
[Well-founded and convincing hahahaha]
[Mockery aside, you must be impressed by the looks of Jesse and his son. Even the vases are top-notch vases. 】
[Ran Ge will never forget the fear of being dominated by Sterling Qi’s variety show sense...]
[I’m so confused. I want to admire Sterling Qi’s face, but I also have a severe phobia of embarrassment...]
[I advise you not to read it, reciting jokes about the two gunmen is not humorous! He can't be clean with me anyway! 】
...
On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, at eight o'clock sharp, the party started.
Lao Bai's house.
Lao Bai forcibly changed the channel to Pineapple Channel. As a three-stringed instrument musician, he went to watch the party today just for Sterling Qi!
My daughter shouted: "Why are you watching the Pineapple Channel? I want to watch the Strawberry Channel!"
Lao Bai: "Don't make trouble, dad wants to watch Sterling Qi."
daughter:...
The daughter immediately sent a WeChat message to her friends: "I'm going. You will never imagine that my dad insisted on watching the Pineapple TV show and told me that he had to wait to see Sterling Qi..."
The friends laughed loudly: "Goodbye Ruisi, uncle still chases idols! He is still a beauty control!"
"Uncle, you can have good aesthetics! Let's make an appointment with uncle to lick the screen tonight!"
---Popular perception: Those who like Jesse must be the ones with good looks.
When the Guanshan band came on stage and finished their performance, the screen showed that the next performer was Sterling Qi and Meng Jingyuan.
I saw Sterling Qi in front and Meng Jingyuan behind, walking to the stage and standing. Lao Bai's wife, who has never cared about the entertainment industry, said "Hey" at this moment, "Is this talking about cross talk? Why do you look like this?"
The daughter made a "poof" sound, "You don't know, this is just here to act awkwardly. How can he talk about cross talk? The whole Internet is waiting to laugh at him."
As a result, Sterling Qi was not only good at cross talk, but also made Lao Bai's daughter squirt as soon as he opened his mouth.
Just kill Rowan!
"Yes, we can hear it in the background. I've finished listening. It looks so good."
"Hahahahahaha, isn't that what Rowan said, actually quarreling with him?" My daughter typed excitedly: "Look at Sterling Qi's cross talk on Pineapple Stage! No, what I'm sober about is Sterling Qi, he quarreled with Zhang Appointment!"
Not just once.
Sterling Qi hit Rowan several times!
Lao Bai's daughter and friends were watching the show and making wild complaints in the WeChat group.
"Damn, the photographer is smart, the camera was booked for 233333"
"Rowan's expression is so amazing, hahahaha, I want to cut it out and make it into an emoticon pack!"
"Oh my god, I'm obviously here to lick the screen, why are I laughing so hard!"
"The expressions of the band members light up. Look how happy they are smiling!"
...
This is a night destined to surprise the media and netizens.
Situations similar to Lao Bai's happened in many places.
Everyone called their friends to watch Rowan's expression - this guy has made too many enemies over the years. Even some of his colleagues who had been venomously criticized by him couldn't help but call their relatives and friends to watch the Pineapple Terrace. .
Ever since Rowan and Meng Jingyuan came on stage, there has been a significant increase in the ratings. While the program was airing, there have been many related discussions on the Internet.
When Sterling Qi got down to business, everyone found out that what he was telling was still a traditional joke, and they were even more upset.
Who would have thought that Sterling Qi, who everyone thought was just a gimmick, could not only actually speak cross talk, but also give a solid, smooth and beautiful traditional cross talk!
[Fcuk, who are you? This is not the Sterling Qi I know! 】
[After wiping the TV screen and getting ready to lick it, I felt very overwhelmed! 】
[I was licking and laughing until my mouth watered? My idol, what happened to you? ? 】
【? ? ? ? ? I know this must be teacher Zeng Wen wearing the skin! 】
【What's going on here? I was watching Strawberry Channel. What did Sterling Qi say? 】
[During the passionate confrontation with Rowan, he also talked about traditional cross talk=口=]
[I just tuned in, and I almost didn’t dare to recognize him... He didn’t even make any small moves. He stood there very gracefully and naturally. Working with Teacher Meng, it was really not as different as I imagined. A stable batch. 】
[I agree with the word "steady", this typhoon is really too steady, and the rhythm is amazing! If I hadn't seen his face, I would have guessed he was an old artist! 】
[...Do you dare to believe that this is Sterling Qi? There was no stumbling when speaking such a tight paragraph, it was clear, fast and not messy, and the breath was even. This is more lines than he had in the entire season of the previous variety show, right? 】
[Isn’t the funniest thing not that Rowan's fans are performing online and frantically forwarding Rowan's facial expression animations, making it feel like it’s Chinese New Year? 】
...
At this time, some insiders broke the news, saying that the scene where Sterling Qi was confronting Rowan was improvised and was not in the script he handed in. It was just the scene in the cross talk.
[It was actually impromptu? Impromptu confrontation with Rowan? ? 】
[...Rise, thank you, Teacher Meng is also awesome! It was held so well that I didn’t realize it was impromptu at all! 】
[Let me go, if it is really impromptu, then I have to suspect the malicious editing of the previous variety show! 】
[Khan, it can’t be impromptu. Of course, even if it’s not impromptu, I still admire Sterling Qi. I won’t be bitten by Rowan from now on. 】
【... I would like to interview those who analyze that Sterling Qi is going to be embarrassed. 】
【it's me. I am deleting Weibo. 】
[[Laughing and crying] So, when Sterling Qi said in an interview that he wanted to talk about cross talk next, it was not a joke...? 】
【...it’s scary to think about it! 】
[There have been new members joining our Jesse fan group just now. As soon as they came in, they asked if there were any cross talk resources from Jesse’s past, me? ? I'm really sorry, I didn't know he could speak cross talk! 】
[This fan is very confused now! The goods are wrong. In the past, all you wanted was to benefit from your face, but now you want to benefit from your talent? 】
...
Sterling Qi, who had been ridiculed by everyone for several months, actually joined hands with Meng Jingyuan to launch a complete counterattack, which shocked the media and netizens!
The media that took the lead in badmouthing Sterling Qi turned around and reported on his performance, and also discussed whether the jokes about the gunman were good.
But anyone with eyes can tell that the same book, without stage performance, is useless. Just like Sterling Qi in the past, where the script was, wasn't he also said to have no sense of variety show?
Everyone couldn’t help but criticize the media:
[You are blind, this is just a traditional cross talk. Where did the gunman come from? And is crosstalk just a matter of good writing? 】
[You said everything, you said the vase, you said the counterattack, you are a mature entertainment news person, reflect on yourself, why didn’t you investigate Jesse’s talent! 】
...
With the popularity of Meng Jingyuan and the popularity of relevant personnel, there were two hot searches related to Sterling Qi that night.
At this moment, Marlow Li mentioned hot search, and Sterling Qi was tactfully asking about the meaning of hot search. He had to naturally interpret Marlow Li's words, because he didn't even know what it was.
There was no way, not to mention the newspapers, and the TV Sterling Qi was now very popular, becoming an important way for him to understand the new time and space and obtain information, but he was still in the novice stage of the mysterious and complex network.
"...Oh, we've already gone up?" Sterling Qi asked.
Vivian Xia also expressed concern: "Why are there two more? Is it related to Rowan? Is the direction of public opinion okay?"
Marlow Li glanced at his mobile phone: "One is 'Sterling Qi, Meng Jingyuan, Rowan'. Most people like to hear it, even the fans of Guanshan Band are happy."
Vivian Xia breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that his son's cross talk debut was very successful. At first glance, he saw that Marlow Li looked a little strange, so he looked at him questioningly.
Marlow Li: "Well... there is another one with a higher ranking. The keyword is 'Sterling Qi looks good in his coat'..."
Sterling Qi: ...
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