Beyond the Virtual Frontier and Rivalry Chapter 9

107l (Original poster’s reply):

As soon as I finished posting, the deputy gang leader replied immediately: "What are they doing?"

Me: "They are pretending to do morning exercises! They can even hear their breathing sounds. Haha, these two are so cool!"

Deputy gang leader: ...

Me: "Isn't that awesome? I want to start a post about it!"

Deputy gang leader: "Great."

I was just laughing at my phone, and he said, "What a coincidence, I'm running too."

As he spoke, he posted a photo of a treadmill, which showed that he had run three kilometers.

I said, "That's amazing. After I graduated from high school, I had trouble running 800 meters."

At this time, the deputy gang leader sent me another photo, and I took a closer look...

It was a hand lifting the hem of a shirt, and under the lifted clothes were eight-pack abdominal muscles covered with sweat. The background could be seen to be a gym, and it felt like it had just been taken. There were also two arms on the edge of the photo, and strong biceps could be seen.

I asked, "Yours?"

Damn, this sudden show-off!

The deputy leader seemed to be hesitant to speak: "Hmm..."

I ignored him, packed up my breakfast takeout box, went downstairs to throw away the trash, and went to the convenience store to buy a box of purified water. When I came back, five minutes had passed. I looked at my phone and saw that the deputy gang leader had sent me another message. It only had three words: "Do you want it?"

I immediately replied: "Yes."

The deputy gang leader sent an exclamation mark: "!"

I was depressed and said, "But I'm too skinny. I eat and sleep, and then I eat, but I don't gain any weight. I can't develop muscles as nice as yours."

The deputy leader was silent again. I guess he was too busy exercising to do anything. After about a minute he said, "That's not what I meant."

I asked, "What does that mean?"

Deputy gang leader: "Forget it."

I:...

I always feel that the deputy gang leader has been acting weird lately.

After a while, the deputy gang leader said: "Being too thin may also be a sign of sub-health. You'd better exercise properly."

I said perfunctorily: "Well, you are right." I understood the principle but I was just too lazy.

Deputy gang leader: "Then we will run together every morning. I will call you."

Me: "Brother, we don't seem to be in the same city, not even in the same province."

This is also the reason why we have played games together for three years but have never met in person.

Deputy gang leader: "You run yours, I run mine."

I:...

The deputy gang leader said without hesitation: "Give me your phone number."

I:...

So, because I sent a few screenshots to the deputy gang leader to complain about S and B, until today, the deputy gang leader still calls me at 8 o'clock every morning to get me out of bed! Force! Me! To run!

If I turn off the sound, he will keep calling me. He keeps calling me. It makes me feel ashamed!

This is all retribution for complaining about others, retribution!

108l:

Have you ever thought that you might receive a bigger "retribution" from the deputy gang leader for opening a post to complain about S and B...

109l:

If you don't want to run away, you can just pretend that you have run away. You can't even lie.

110l (Original poster’s reply):

To reply to 109l, it's not that I don't know how to lie, it's that I can't lie. The deputy gang leader got some kind of package for the two of us, so it's free for me to answer his calls. Then he asked me to keep in touch with him while I was running every day, and he wanted to hear my breathing.

If you don't keep exercising, you will be defeated. In other words, it's really against him!

111l:

The deputy gang leader is also very concerned about the health of the OP, a otaku.

112l:

Are you sure you don't want to take the opportunity to hear the OP's moans?

113l (Original poster’s reply):

Okay, let’s not talk about me and the deputy gang leader for now, let’s get back to S and B.

That day I chatted with the deputy leader for a while, and then I switched back to the game. At that time, S and B had finished running. B was lying on the ground, still chatting and typing, panting. S stood beside him and praised and encouraged him: "Baby, you are really perseverant. You can keep up with such a fast speed."

B complained: "I am all sweaty and feel so uncomfortable."

S sent a wicked smiley expression and said: "Do you want to take a bath in the river?"

b made an eye-rolling expression: "You can go down by yourself if you want. I want to go home and take a flower petal bath."

As a very filial husband, S immediately jumped into the river obediently.

b: ...

However, the next second, S used the same trick again to start a duel and used his pulling skill to pull B into the water.

The chat channel was immediately flooded with flirtatious chats...

b: "Do you hate it?"

S: "Haha!"

b: "How dare you splash me! I'm going to splash it back!"

S: "Come on, splash it."

b: "Don't dodge, let me aim."

S: "Okay, okay, I won't blink if I don't blink."

The two of them played in the water for a while, and S suddenly said: "Hubby will teach you how to swim."

Me: ... I'm so bold, don't the characters in this game have built-in swimming skills?

However, after B entered the river, he really stood still in the water, as if his game character couldn't swim. S hugged him tightly and asked, "Do you want to learn?"

b: "I'm too lazy to learn, and it's useless."

S: "Yes, I will protect you wherever you go. You don't need to learn."

Then the two of them started flirting with each other again, and it looked like they were going to have some moat play right there, which made me really want to put up a sign that said "Cherish life, no wild S3x" by the river.

Afterwards, I flew away on my sword and went about my daily business.

114l:

Hahaha, maybe they really did something in the moat after the OP left. The moat play is really novel!

115l:

Interview the OP with a question: Which of all B’s mischief do you think was the most mischievous?

116l (Original poster’s reply):

Reply to 115l, there is no end to being pretentious, only more pretentious, thank you.

But let me tell you the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this question.

It’s actually a small thing, but it’s very strange.

One night, I remember it was about 1am, the deputy leader, a Jordan and I were doing a low-level dungeon because we wanted a pendant that dropped in the dungeon. The pendant didn't have much use, it just looked good, and we couldn't sleep and were bored that day.

When we came out after the third time, we happened to see S at the entrance of the dungeon.

So I said hello to S: "You haven't slept yet, do you want to come with us to brush the pendants?"

S said: "No, I'll just buy something and leave."

When I looked, I saw that S's target was a snack merchant at the entrance of the dungeon. This snack merchant specialized in selling a kind of food called walnut cheese, which could add a buff to increase external defense.

I said, "Walnut butter?"

S said openly: "Well, my wife woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly wanted to eat."

He said it so naturally that I was embarrassed to complain.

s said to the NPC in a close chat: "Boss, one serving of walnut curd, hot."

I:...

At this time, the deputy gang leader kindly reminded: "Aren't you living in the main city of xx now? The snack merchants in that main city also sell this."

S: "No, theirs is not authentic. This recipe is passed down from our ancestors."

At this time, the snack merchant NPC shouted at the right time: "Fragrant and hot walnut cheese---ancestral recipe---different from other walnut cheeses---"

In fact, this NPC always says this sentence. Even if you poke him 10,000 times, he will only repeat this sentence. But it is so coincidental that he said it at this time! I can't find a suitable complaint!

After buying walnut cheese, I yawned while typing: "Ha---yawn---"

Me: ... This must have been infected by b.

S: "I'm too sleepy. I'll go home first. You guys should go to bed early too."

After saying that, S flew away on his sword.

This is the first time we see S flying a sword in the game. Usually he cooperates with B to go crazy and rides a horse with B...

After s left, the three of us looked at each other in confusion.

The deputy gang leader broke the silence, walked up to the snack vendor, nodded at him, and said, "I'll treat you to some walnut curd to warm you up."

The Jordan next to me said, "Haha, great, the deputy gang leader is so cute."

The deputy gang leader was praised and immediately became more aggressive and had more fun. He said to the NPC, "Boss, give me three servings of walnut curd, all hot."

I:...

After the deputy gang leader bought it, he traded one for me and said, "Be careful of the burns."

I couldn't help but retort to him: "Can you please stop getting sick too?"

The therapist also acted out the same tune: "Wow, it's so hot."

The deputy gang leader kept reading and interrupting, as if he was eating slowly: "Mine is hot too, blow on them."

To protest, I calmly read the entire note in one breath to show that I drank it all in one go.

After reading the note, I said, "Why don't I feel hot?"

The Jordan said: "Because the gang leader is thick-skinned."

The deputy gang leader rarely smiled and said, "Haha."

I was speechless.

...It is obvious that our gang members have been collectively infected with mental illness by S and B.

The therapist also kept praising S, saying: "S is such a good person, she dotes on B so much, and even came to buy him walnut cream in the middle of the night. Last time, I wanted to eat ice cream sold in the convenience store downstairs, but my ex-boyfriend was too lazy to go downstairs to buy it for me, so I had to go buy it myself."

Me: "So he's my ex-boyfriend?"

The treatment: "Yes, it would be fine if he didn't buy it, but he also said I was too much trouble and gave me a lecture. What kind of man is he?"

After she said that, I suddenly felt that S was not bad either. Although she was a bit crazy, she really doted on B.

The deputy gang leader said: "If it were me, I would buy it."

I said absentmindedly, "Oh."

The deputy gang leader added: "Don't even mention going downstairs, we can even go across provinces."

Me: "Hahahaha, cross-provincial arrest!"

The treatment: "Hahahahaha!"

Deputy gang leader: ...

117l:

The deputy gang leader launched an emergency cross-provincial arrest operation, and the silly and cute OP is about to be arrested.

118l:

Hahaha, I seem to have discovered something incredible. S and B actually talk to NPCs when they buy things from them. Hahaha!

119l (Original poster’s reply):

Yes, congratulations to the person above for completely grasping the main point. I'll stop here for today and tell you tomorrow about the two of them talking to the NPC.

I can write 10,000 words about this matter, haha.