Luoyang was the capital of the country at this time and the most prosperous city in the world. This is a place where it is easy to become famous. Usually, people who have a little reputation in this kind of place have the ability to show off their power outside.
There is the most famous fat man in Luoyang, and he is also the most famous fat man in the world. This fat man's surname is Dong Mingzhuo. But if anyone calls Dominic fat in front of him, that person is doomed.
In Dominic's own words: "I'm a damn fat bird, but I look mighty."
As soon as these words came out, many people nearby nodded their heads and shouted: "Mighty..."
A minor official came to Beijing and gave Dominic many gifts. Dominic was very satisfied and planned to promote him and took him to the bedroom to discuss it in detail. When the official was led to the bedroom, Dominic had not yet arrived. However, when he saw Dominic's bed, he said "Wow" and said, "Dong Xiangguo's double bed is so big. He really has the aura to accommodate the world."
After saying this, the junior official was still very proud, sighing secretly that his flattering skills had improved again, and he would put it to good use when Dominic came later. Unexpectedly, these words reached Dominic's ears. The fat on his cheeks immediately hung down, and one word burst out of his mouth: "Behead."
Before execution, the petty official refused to close his eyes and begged the executioner to tell him the reason.
"Idiot, Dong Xiangguo lost his temper two days ago, saying that the bed was too small and that it needed to be five feet wider. You actually said it was a double bed..."
At this moment, Dominic had just done an earth-shattering thing: abolishing the Liang Dynasty.
The former King Chenliu is now the current Holy King. The Holy King of the past few days was slaughtered like a chicken by Dominic just yesterday. Also slaughtered were the Queen Mother and Concub!ne Dong.
Dong Xiangguo now feels that his memory is getting worse and worse. No, two days ago, Shangshu Ding Guan just gave him three thousand taels of gold and a troupe of singers, and made an appointment with him. On the day when the emperor was deposed, Ding Guan jumped out and cursed, Then he would show his magnanimity and forgive his rude remarks. In this way, he not only fulfills the integrity of Ding Guan, a famous scholar, but also shows his tolerance for accepting all rivers.
As a result, when Ding Guan jumped out and cursed that day, he accidentally said "Damn Fatty". He was so angry that he forgot everything. He immediately asked someone to pull him out and chop him up. Thinking about it, this man was really unfair. of. Alas, it won’t be an example next time, and it won’t be an example next time.
Recently, there was a person who impressed Dominic deeply, and he secretly planned to promote him to be his right-hand man. This man's surname is Cao, his given name is Meng De, and he is now just a knight commander. This young man is capable at first glance, unlike some people who only know how to make a fool of themselves.
Another good thing about Oliver Cao is that he is very sincere. When he saw Dominic last time, he couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "Prime Minister, you have reduced your income again. Please take care of yourself and don't work too hard on state affairs." After saying this, tears almost fell from his eyes. Come. Alas, these days, there are fewer and fewer young people like Oliver Cao.
Due to several contacts, Dominic had a particularly good impression of Oliver Cao, so he couldn't help but mention Oliver Cao's name several times behind his back on different occasions, with a lot of appreciation in his tone. As a result, Oliver Cao's name spread throughout the Dong family, and everyone wanted to see what this extremely charming man looked like.
The title of this extremely charming man is not just a joke. You know, Dong Xiangguo is not very good at praising people. How many capable subordinates and masters of flattery can only make Dominic laugh in front of him, and he can laugh a few times, which is already beautiful to the heart, and he also praises behind his back. , originally it was only his adopted son Lu Bu, not even Li Ru, the most resourceful and resourceful man among his men. You know, how long Lu Bu has followed him and how many times he has saved him. That is Lu Fengxian, the red rabbit among men and Lu Bu among horses... Well, that seems to be wrong.
And that Oliver Cao, whom he had only met a few times, could actually be admired by Dominic so much. What a charm that must have been. Even if he relied on flattery, he was also a master of peerless skills, a rare master in a thousand years. If you can learn both skills, you will have no worries about eating and drinking in the future.
However, some knowledgeable people have realized that in order to have peerless charm, flattering skills are indispensable, but more importantly, a natural temperament. Some people simply stand there, looking up like a mountain. Some people smile slightly, but it makes people feel as if they are enigmatic. And this Oliver Cao, with such a high charm index, could he be said to be the legendary star of tomorrow?
Situ Wang Yun, one day when the moon was dark and the wind was high, he was walking around in his yard carrying a watermelon knife inlaid with seven large diamonds. Yes, that's the seven-diamond watermelon knife. If you ask why there are diamonds on the watermelon knife, the usual explanation is because of money. This is the same as wearing six gold rings on one hand. But it was because Wang Yun had no money, and this knife was 80% of his property, that he had to put on a show. When others saw this watermelon knife, they gasped, gave a thumbs up, and praised it. : It is indeed a wealthy and famous family. When Wang Yun receives guests, he often takes out this knife, letting the other party sigh secretly, and then says: Brother, if you like it, just take it, it's just a watermelon knife, it doesn't matter. The other party naturally said: Don't dare. Then burst into tears of gratitude.
But one time, an ignorant boy actually took the seven-star... sword and thanked him repeatedly. Wang Yun's face turned pale at that moment, and then he said, "But as a public servant, it doesn't seem appropriate to walk out with a watermelon knife."
The B@st@ard waved his hand and said, "Where are you?" The things Situ gave me, not to mention the watermelon knife, were even a toilet lid. It would be an honor to hold it.
Wang Yun drank the tea fiercely, then made a sign of enlightenment and said: "Oh, why did you forget? Last time when my niece came to play, I promised to give her a birthday gift this year. Alas, I am old and confused. I'm sorry."
Going a step further, Wang Yun was walking around in the yard. He remembered that recently everyone went straight to the Dong Mansion to give gifts. This caused a group of sparrows to chirp in front of the door and a lot of bird droppings. He was almost unable to make ends meet. . We must find a way to solve this situation, otherwise we will have to eat cold noodles next month.
As I walked, I finally couldn't think of any good ideas, but I remembered that I heard someone talking about a man named Oliver Cao a few days ago. It was said that he was very powerful. He attracted Dominic's soul with just a smile. He was really a monster. Could it be? Lord Long Yang is reincarnated (author's note, this is the result due to too many people spreading the message)? I will look for him in the future and take a look. If I can hire him as a doorman and smile at the people who come and go, I will be like a bustling city. If he smiles, he will be worth ten taels of silver. If he smiles a hundred times a day, he will be worth a thousand taels. If he smiles a thousand times, he will be worth a thousand taels. Ten thousand taels, try harder, laugh ten thousand times, hahaha, it’s great.
Oliver Cao in the distance felt his face sore and rubbed it twice with his hands.
A person who goes crazy thinking about money will be like Wang Yun and start dreaming for no reason. When Wang Yun woke up from his dream, a burst of earth-shattering wailing suddenly broke out. It turned out that while he was walking around dreaming, one of the seven diamonds on the watermelon knife fell out without even realizing it. Damn, the workmanship is too bad. What's going on? There is no other way. Wang Yun had no choice but to hold a lantern, lie on the ground like a frog, and conduct a comprehensive search of the yard on a carpet alone. Just to put it casually, the salary of being an official in those days was pretty good, and the garden of Situ Mansion was about ten acres.
However, not everyone has such practical ideas like Wang Yun, but everyone feels that if there are good resources, they should be shared and utilized by everyone. Therefore, in the surrounding area centered on Dong's Mansion, the important ministers of the court, masters of the world, and aspiring young people who heard the news set off a whirlwind of "Searching for Oliver Cao". Times, how often the nose twitches, whether the corners of the mouth turn up or down when smiling, how many hairs there are on the legs, etc., have all become popular information. Everyone hopes that by combining these circumstances, we can analyze the essence of Oliver Cao's amazing charm so that we can imitate it and transfer it to ourselves.
Oliver Cao showed his amazing observation and adaptability at this time. He would often walk straight up to the hidden scout and say, "If you want to know what my smile looks like, here you go, one hundred taels."
After taking the money, Oliver Cao put on a pose and showed off.
Then he walked up to another scout and said, "If you want to know what my smile looks like, here you go, one hundred taels."
The man laughed: I saw it just now.
Oliver Cao raised a finger and shook it, saying: "Wrong, you know, my smile is different in different situations. One key cannot open all doors, and one smile cannot charm all people."
After taking the money, Oliver Cao put on another pose and showed off again.
The man said, "Hey, why do I look similar to the one just now?"
Oliver Cao: "Nonsense, because the situation this time is the same as before."
Plop, plop, a piece fell.
In this situation, if it were anyone else, the idiot would know that he was playing a trick on him. These spies were certainly not idiots, but when they saw Oliver Cao, no matter what he said, they all felt reasonable. Sometimes they felt something was wrong in their hearts, but in front of Oliver Cao's kind smile, they couldn't get angry. In this way, in just three days, Oliver Cao made a lot of money.
That time, after Oliver Cao showed a secret agent the same smile for the fourth time and collected the money, he narrowed his eyes and asked him.
"Brother, have you learned anything?"
The old man tilted his head and thought for a long time, then shook his head.
"You don't think I'm playing tricks on you, do you?"
"Well, it seems a little bit."
"Wrong, for a little bit, I'm just playing tricks on you."
"you you you you."
"What are you doing? Do you have the urge to flatter people?"
"Yes...Hey, why, why does it seem a little shorter, ah, no, no."
Oliver Cao laughed, touched his head affectionately, and said: "No, do you know why? This is my great personality charm, personality charm. Remember to learn it again tomorrow." After saying that, he pulled out his feet, Shi Shiran left.
A group of people poured out from all corners of the street, surrounded the spy and said, "Hey, comrade, I told you he was just teasing you, why don't you give him a slap?"
The man stared blankly at the place where Oliver Cao stood just now. The bluestone pavement had already sunk into two shoe prints one foot deep. On Oliver Cao's way back, he also left a series of footprints from deep to shallow.
"So majestic and courageous, I admire you so much."
These days, in the final analysis, force has to speak for itself.
On the other side, Oliver Cao found Agou, who was selling groceries on the street corner: "Damn, dog, your fossil powder is really strong, so I just applied some on the soles of my shoes. After standing for a long time, I almost sunk in. Is there anything else?" , and another half a pound."
Money is spent like water, but what you get are all kinds of weird smiles and glances up and down. No matter how talented a person is, there is no way to summarize any improvement from this. Charming Dafa, just when everyone was about to give up, they all received a notice from Oliver Cao.
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