In the idol drama that once became popular all over the country ten years ago, the protagonist Daoming Temple has a well-known classic line: If the apology is useful, what do the police do?
Charles Qi felt that she could borrow this sentence.
If selling Meng is useful, why do you want to be black?
Returning from a business trip, turning on the computer, and opening a long-lost webpage, this sentence popped up in my mind.
The reputation of pretending to be a **** of death has been circulating in the circle, but it is basically limited to the staff, and has not reached the level of causing anger-the lack of main drama is the root cause.
So when he saw his id appearing on the forum post title for the first time, and the wording of the title was destined to be not pleasant content, he hesitated and didn’t click on it.
But even if he doesn’t click, others will.
This kind of thing can be seen from the amazing number of private q messages-
Nina: I’m here, what’s the matter with you? Seeing the four words “don’t ask return date” appearing on the post title, I thought my old eyes were dizzy … Σ ° △ ° ||| ︴
Nina: If it is a cv work to organize posts, it is obviously not! !
Nina: … I continue to read the post …
Nina: … lying on the trough, there are people who even touched me, saying that I took you into the circle, I am your mother or something.
Nina: I had planned to return to you someday, and then came out to show off that I was Bole. I didn’t expect to be exposed in advance in such posts. My whole person is bad _: з∠_
Nina: (sighs) Marsha March say you are on a business trip, well, remember to poke me when you come back.
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Rachel: return sama! That post was really not sent by the crew! tat
Rouge: I think you are probably still on a business trip … if you come back and see the post in the forum, just ignore it … we really did n’t think so! !
Rachel: At present, everyone is still guessing which crew is in the hope that no one will find (crying).
Rouge: … Sure enough, it was still found …
Rouge: Anyway, the crew is waiting for you to come back! ! We will not be affected by the post! ! tat
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Marsha March: Brother! ! There are gossip posts about you on the forum! !
Marsha March: I read half of the post … I want to say, lying trough, the landlord doesn’t know you at all! ! The crowd of double-folded eyelids attached below does not understand you at all! ! (╯ －__－) ╯╧╧
Marsha March:… Well, this time you are finally red … (Eye dies)
Marsha March: What is going on, you quickly explain. Many people are fooling around without knowing the truth.
Marsha March: So they broke the news about the crew? ?
Marsha March: Many people in the Tony fan group I squatted are talking about you! !
Marsha March: Come back soon! ! ! ! Suddenly dead! ! ! !
Marsha March: Is n’t it useful to sell Moe! Say good selling cute! Say good meow! Although I think you are useless in the post now …
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“Meow.” Charles Qi made a cat’s paw gesture weakly towards the screen.
It seems that selling cuteness doesn’t work when and where–
Based on his many years of interview experience, after reading the message, he has roughly guessed the details of the post, as well as the rhythm of the black and black people’s divergent thinking in the post.
Charles Qi is mentally prepared to open the post titled “Pretending to be an art: August 18, you don’t know the cv don’t ask the return date”.
First of all, the landlord’s writing is worthy of recognition.
The content of the topic post is probably not more than 500 words, but the words are very good, especially in the application of irony, and her language teacher will be very pleased if she knows it. But what Charles Qi was most impressed by was the landlord’s ability to attract the audience to ask questions, because she had something in every sentence, and she deliberately left one or two clues between them, as if a feather went back and forth deep in her throat Provoking, it’s irritating that the brain can’t help but the brain is wide open, and the response is constant.
While looking at the post, he looked back at the title several times and confirmed that the id belonged to him.
But to say …
Who is the cv who is cool and noble playing big names?
Who is the cv who does n’t listen to the Derek and has n’t reworked after finishing the recording?
Who is the cv of the two casters on both sides?
Also, who is the cv who is so high in self-esteem, who is hurting Tony waiting and asking for the online game?
Seeing the end, Charles Qi didn’t know why she laughed.
He always had a hunch that someone would jump out and say dashingly, “In fact, that person did not ask about the return date, but I did it without pretending to return. Yes, in fact, I am his eviltwin.” Of course, this person did not appear, and all the charges still properly fell on the deity’s head.
“Hoo …” He said with a sigh of relief, his hands on the keyboard, his index finger gently tapping the surface of the keys rhythmically, carefully considering how he should reply.
It is best to tell the truth at this time, and lies always grow bigger and bigger.
“I’m very sorry, because I have been on a business trip recently, which may have caused some misunderstandings. I just came home to see the news. If you have any questions, please contact me directly.” words. When I sent it out, I didn’t have any whitewash expectations. This is the case, and it is beyond his control.
After replying to the post, it really caused a commotion.
However, the reason for this commotion was not Charles Qi’s message, but his formal reply from Tony below.
“It’s just a misunderstanding. Don’t be sad. Everyone, dear, go back and I will sing to you:”.
The above is all the content of Tony’s reply.
The great **** deserves to be the great god.
After Tony’s speech, the atmosphere of the post changed suddenly, and fans were excited to queue up for a group photo. The previous rumors were in the “Aoao Aoqiu Song Club”, “Copper Bird Lord I Love You” and “Copper Bird Lord Newly “Is it exciting?” Such a large-scale screen scrubbing overshadowed the landlord’s presence.
But the landlord has always been climbing the building, because this post quietly applied for deletion two hours later.
The great **** deserves to be the great god. Charles Qi found out that the post had been deleted, and felt sincere again.
In this way, I owe it to Tony once. He was thinking of opening the qq group of the crew in this way, and two very conspicuous ids suddenly jumped into the eyes: “Big Joe of the Copper Bird Harem” and “Little Joe of the Copper Bird Harem”.
“His …” He gasped.
In a flash, Charles Qi felt that she felt the mood of the animals trapped in the cage.
cv-regardless of the return date: I came back from a business trip, and it was really embarrassing to cause trouble to the crew. Sorry.
Rachel: Ahhhhh! ! Return sama! ! tat
cv-regardless of return date: Rouge girl, I’m sorry about the post.
Rouge hasn’t had time to answer, the two fan club presidents have taken the lead, apparently very concerned about the new rival drama cv of Charles Qi, the great god. As for whether the concern is good or bad, Charles Qi is puzzled.
Qiao of the Tongque Harem: You just do n’t ask about the return date? ?
Xena Xiao in Tongque Harem: You finally appeared! We have all joined the crew for a week! ╭╯ ^ ╰╮
Big Joe of the Copper Bird Harem: Little Joe, pay attention to the image outside. The Copper Bird does n’t like bad boys ~
Xena Xiao of Tongque Harem: Well, I have always been very obedient ╭╯ ^ ╰╮
Lara Late-Life: Now that I’m back, I’ll make an appointment with the Tongque silly mom.
Joe of the Copper Bird Harem: Lock! Hug! = 33333 =
Lara Late-Life: Little Joe! Do you have any recordings of fools that day? ! Express me! !
Xena Xiao of the Copper Bird Harem: Of course there is, the version I recorded! ￣ ▽ ￣ And it was edited by my sister! The group emails have been sent in bulk, and the lock speed is down!
Arthur Lara Late-Life: I ’m too lazy to read group emails, any of you send a copy directly ~
Joe of the Copper Bird Harem: Lock me privately.
… The ability of Tony fans to be their homes must be very strong.
Charles Qi, who was temporarily forgotten to the side, enjoyed herself. It was estimated that he had nothing to do with him within five minutes. He got up and made a cup of instant coffee. Just after the coffee cup was put down, he suddenly received a private message from the crew “The Big Joe of the Copper Bird Harem”.
Daisy Da of the Tongque Harem: I read that post, and it’s too late to make up for your mistakes now. Tongque He will be on his personal yy channel at 8 o’clock tomorrow night, and your crew will drop by.
This sentence is a little bit rich, so rich Charles Qi do not know where to vomit.
After all, he owes great favor and cv should not pay for his fans, so he politely typed on the keyboard and replied: Thank you, Daisy Da girl, for understanding, if the plan girl is no problem, I will arrive on time.
Daisy Da’s chairman’s style is amazing, and he responded with great arrogance, with a loud voice.
“Of course they are fine.”
Charles Qi thought, this sentence can be translated as: Even if they have problems, they must become no problem.
Sure enough, the plan Rachel was accepted without any opinion at all, and she pushed away her three-dimensional meal plan that she had already set up. The Quinn said privately that the time was a bit hurry, and the channel was Tony’s personal channel, not a dedicated channel for the crew. Presumably, the onlookers who heard the wind would break through a thousand people. She is more cautious in crowded occasions, and the pia play is not very open.
But these problems must be solved by 8 pm tomorrow evening.
Qi Qin does not hold song meetings or interviews. Usually, he can gather up to five or six people to listen to a lecture in yy. Borrowing the title of that post, if pretending to be dead is an art, then how to deal with online fans with more than four figures is an esoteric art.
From this perspective, Tony should be a rather outstanding artist.
As reminded by the sister in advance, Charles Qi waited until 7:55 to log in to yy and enter the channel room that Daisy Da gave him before.
Soon he understood why Shimei told him not to go too early.
The channel is divided into many sub-channels. Currently, the chat hall is active, and there are actually more than two thousand people online. Charles Qi expressed great admiration on the one hand and clicked inside.
Daisy Da, who is wearing an orange waistcoat, is on the wheat, telling vividly the current situation of Tony.
For example, how the landscape photos posted by Weishen on Weibo have the level of professional photographers.
For example, the great **** said a very philosophical word in the official group one day.
For example, Great God and his current hottest cp candidate cross the bridge rice noodle jq and so on …
The little fans responded positively on the public screen, the most of which was the continuous queue to indicate “ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃” or “≧≧ ▽ ≧ ▽ ≦ ≧ ▽ ≦ ≧ ▽ ≦ ▽ ≦≦” Emoji emoji.
Charles Qi rose on a whim and joined their team to maintain their formation.
Fan number one: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
Fan number two: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
Fan number three: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
cv-regardless of return date: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
Fan number four: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
Fan number five: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
Fan Number Six: ヾ ≧ o ≦ 〃
…
Very good, completely overwhelmed and ignored.
Even Xena Xiao did not find his existence, he believed that they must have no time to pay attention to others at this time, so they opened the qq group and rouge to greet them. It wasn’t until 8:15 that Daisy Da finally ended her emotional narrative. Fans on the public screen began to call out to Tony.
“Ah? That one doesn’t ask about the return date, are you there?”
“Don’t dare to be there.” Quentin Qi replied with a bitter smile, although he didn’t have the opportunity to go to the wheat to let her hear.
Fan No.1: °. ° p ≧ □ ≦ q °. ° Pursuing Tony silly mother online!
Fan No.2: °. ° p ≧ □ ≦ q °. ° Please go to Tony silly mom!
Fan No.3: °. ° p ≧ □ ≦ q °. ° Seek Tony silly mother online!
cv-regardless of return date: I am here.
Fan No. 4: °. ° p ≧ □ ≦ q °. ° Seek Tony silly mother online!
Fan No. 5: °. ° p ≧ □ ≦ q °. ° Pursuing Tony silly mother online!
Fan No. 6: °. ° p ≧ □ ≦ q °. ° Please go to Tony silly mom!
…
No way, he had to hit Daisy Da on qq: I’ve been here for a while, and swiping the screen too quickly was overwhelmed.
As one of the fan club presidents, Daisy Da is still more personable in Dashen’s personal channel, and gave him and the rest of the crew a red vest easily.
“The Copper Sparrow is busy with work. It is estimated that it will take a while to go online. You will wait. I will continue to talk about …”
Charles Qi listened to the words with a good temper.
However, many fans saw the legendary go-live without question, and asked him to go wheat on the public screen, the reason is simply to listen to his voice is not worthy of the bronze bird platform god, will it ruin the drama. Of course, more people are because they have never paid attention to his id, and are affected by the negative comments of that post. Curious about him.
“Since that is the case, then you can just say a few words.”
Daisy Da had no choice but to put him on Mai Xu.
Of course, it is not enough to talk about it. The first impression is very important.
So, what should I say?
Charles Qi saw her id appearing on the first wheat order in a red vest. The timing started, and there was some congestion for a while.
Half of them came to play today, and half came to apologize. That being the case, let ’s show the practiced apology first.
“Good evening girls, I don’t ask about the return date.” He paused and presented a longer version of the cute girl, “Meow ~~~”
The screen refresh stops for one second.
Then came all over the place.
Fan No. 1: Σ っ ° Д ° っ He just meowed! ! ! !
Fan No. 2: Σ っ ° Д ° っ He just meowed! ! ! !
Fan number three: Σ っ ° Д ° っ and meow is so long! ! ! !
Fan No. 4: o * ≧ ▽ ≦ ツ wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so cute!
Fan number five: o * ≧ ▽ ≦ ツ so cute and s3xy!
Fan Six: o * ° ▽ ° * o is really s3xy! ! And quite attacking! ! [Although it ’s not as good as copper bird]
Marsha March: … brother … what about morality …
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A blink of an eye just now seemed to see Sister Mei’s speech drowning in it, so she also came. Charles Qi rubbed his temples and decided to treat the opening speech just now as his major black history.
At this time, he didn’t notice that another person had appeared on the first Mai Xu in his place.
“Meow, which cute kitten?”
The man smiled twice.
The air field in the sound is very strong, and the words are clear and powerful, like the subwoofer gently shaking the eardrum.
Purple vest, channel owner-
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