Dexter Pei's Ultimate Survival Guide Chapter 8

"Dear gentlemen and ladies, please... eh, please stop the BGM." Lu Wusheng turned around and shouted. After the music was turned off in the background, he cleared his throat and continued with the microphone. He said, "Next, please enjoy the post-game performance carefully prepared by Mr. Li for us!" He pointed to Li Zheng in the audience, "showtime!"

... Li Zheng gritted his teeth and looked at the stage. Dexter Pei was lazily lying on the podium. When he saw him looking over, he raised an eyebrow. Flynn Lu called from the side, "Master Li, start quickly. A man must be willing to admit defeat!"

Oh Sh!t! Damn, damn, damn!

Dare to gamble but not admit it is more embarrassing than making a fool of yourself in public. If he runs away today, he will be the number one shrinking turtle in the circle from now on. Li Zheng grabbed his hair irritably, gritted his teeth, then reached out to grab the car body, climbed up with hands and feet, and walked to the roof of the car.

"She is a touch of the setting sun...[1]"

I don't know which grandson was afraid that Li Harper Qigan would not be able to dance vigorously, so he kindly composed a song for him. Flynn Lu took the microphone and sang along with all his strength, "He has a blue cloud window, just waiting, just waiting... Mr. Li, move!"

Li Zheng was so shocked by the sound that his eardrums almost burst. He quickly covered his ears and roared: "Master Flynn Lu, can you shut up!"

Flynn Lu said: "Cover my mouth with your charming dancing posture!"

The atmosphere had reached this point. It would be even more embarrassing if he didn't dance. Li Zheng closed his eyes, put his legs together, slightly bent his knees, and slowly twisted to the song? shake? It should be squirming.

That movement, that posture, coupled with that unyielding, embarrassed and blushing face, everyone couldn't bear to look at him.

There are poisonous earthworms twisting blindly in front of my eyes, and an uncut eunuch singing happily in my ears. He is really a sleeping dragon and phoenix in the singing and dancing world. Dexter Pei's forehead was throbbing with veins. He quickly took out the mints and poured a few into his mouth to suppress the nauseating feeling.

"Come on, be happy!" Flynn Lu sang as he ran down the platform, jumped on Li Zheng's car, and put the wheat to his mouth, "Come on, Li Zheng ---"

"Li Harper Qi is such a cutie!" Li Harper Qi put his hands on his forehead, made a twisted heart gesture, closed his eyes and roared, "Everyone come and love me, Chew Mi!"

Bursting laughter spread from the microphone and resounded throughout the world. Flynn Lu couldn't sing any more and fell down and rolled on the roof of the car, barely missing being kicked by Li Zheng. Several friends with red-faced smiles rushed up to them and separated the two of them to avoid a murder later.

"Flynn Lu, Dexter Pei!" Li Zheng pushed forward crazily with his two legs, shouting at the top of his lungs, "You two wait for me! If I don't deal with you, I don't believe in Li! Let me go, I will fight with them Three hundred rounds!"

"Okay, how about taking your father's last name?" Flynn Lu was also being held up, holding the wheat to his mouth, "Let's call him Lu Jumi or Pei Jumi, you choose one! Damn-- ---" He extended his hand and pretended to be affectionate towards Li Zheng who was walking away, "Don't leave, my son!"

"This idiot." Dexter Pei smiled and shook his head, straightened up and walked down the steps, left the racing venue and returned to the rest area upstairs. He chose a bottle of ice soda on the bar, stepped on the legs of the high chair with his heels, and sat back.

There were footsteps approaching from behind, and Dexter Pei turned and looked over.

The person who came was wearing a black sports suit, with a black and gray wolf tail, and a silver diamond-shaped sign hanging from his left ear. As he approached, the words on the sign became clearer.

【Fcuk】

Lian Kongchi stood in front of Dexter Pei's chair. This boy was of mixed race, with a look of trouble on his face, and his ghostly eyes, which looked a bit like Griffin Qi's. He stared at Dexter Pei with direct eyes, "Would you like to drink? I'll treat you to it."

Dexter Pei slowly took a sip of soda and asked, "What's wrong? Do you want to pick me up?"

"Ah." Lian Kongchi replied with a smile, the dimples on his lips leaking out, pretending to be good, "Brother, give me a chance."

Dexter Pei tilted his head, raised his eyes, looked at the Lian Kong Pond for a few seconds, and suddenly laughed and cursed, "I'm going to die." He leaned forward and pressed the ice-seeking bottle against the neck of the Lian Kong Pond. , "I think it's because the weather is hot and you're so anxious." He lowered his voice, "You have such a good appetite, are you an adult, little one?"

Lian Kongchi raised his eyebrows, and his pretense of good manners disappeared in an instant, "I'm 18." He challenged with his eyes, "You're not much older than me, right?"

Dexter Pei took back the bottle and leaned against the bar. His eyes fell behind Lian Kongchi, "That one is bigger than you too. You want to Fcuk me." He pressed his knee against Lian Kongchi and took a step back. "Wait until your hair grows all the way." Say it again."

Lian Kongchi has been spoiled and spoiled since he was a child. He has a young master's temper and never gets anything he wants but doesn't get. He said "Hey" and was about to go forward to "discuss" with Dexter Pei, but suddenly there was a tightness at the back of his neck and someone grabbed him by the collar.

"What the Fcuk---" Lian Kongchi's screams died down when he saw the person behind him clearly. His eyebrows couldn't be raised at that moment, and his voice was no longer loud. It was like a balloon that was suddenly punctured when it was half inflated. Son.

"Brother, brother, why are you here?"

Griffin Qi didn't let go, looked at him and said, "Come and watch you pick up girls."

Dexter Pei was the first to disagree with this, "Who are you talking about?"

When Dexter Pei was a child, he was white, soft and beautiful, and his hair was tied into a small ball on the back of his head. He was often mistaken for a girl. When he was in kindergarten, the fat boy in the next class shyly gave him roses, which made him very embarrassed. He was laughed at for a long time.

This is Dexter Pei's dirty stuff, the kind that will be remembered for a lifetime.

He stared at Griffin Qi, his guilty conscience about being "ruthless" was completely gone. His temper was rising from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. He sneered coldly: "Have you ever seen a girl as handsome as your father?"

Griffin Qi's biological father never said that.

The air was stagnant for a moment, Griffin Qi let go of his hand and told Lian Kongchi to get out. He stood there, still in the same emotionless tone, "Do you like to be someone else's father?"

"Ah." Dexter Pei raised his chin slightly and hardened to the end, "It has been my dream since childhood."

"Then your dream is very full." Griffin Qi asked, "How old are you?"

He didn't know whether it was because Griffin Qi had a calm temperament or something else, but Dexter Pei felt like he was being questioned by an elder. He shook the soda bottle boredly and said, "Twenty soon."

"Then you can't be my father, but," Griffin Qi thought for a moment and gave him serious advice, "if you die a few years earlier than me and are reincarnated first, you might have this opportunity in your next life."

The cursed person will die early, his heart is like a snake and a scorpion.

Dexter Pei shook the bottle violently and smiled, "That probably won't work. There is an order of reincarnation. Some people may not get his turn after queuing on the Huangquan Road for more than ten years. Why? He has a bad mouth. , I will be disgusted by it, and no one will want it. So, second brother, if there is such a possibility, you should not be able to make the trip to be my son, but this is still a good thing."

He turned the bottle half a circle and pointed the mouth of the bottle at Griffin Qi, "When my son is not good, I have a bad temper. If I meet a child with a bad mouth, I have to spank his B*tt." He said word by word, "Span." ,flowering!"

Griffin Qi glanced at the mouth of the bottle, then his eyes fell back on his face, slightly confused, "You are a badass, are you talking about yourself?"

"Hey!" Dexter Pei subconsciously raised his B*tt0cks and stood up to confront Griffin Qi, but the height difference of nearly half a head stabbed him hard in the back.

Fcuk, what kind of growth does this man eat? It's healthier than cabbage poured with manure. Is he trying to compete with telephone poles for the market?

Dexter Pei sat back as if nothing had happened.

Griffin Qi had no idea that in just these few seconds, Dexter Pei had bombarded him with emotions of "unpleasant-envy-unpleasant-jealous-unpleasant" about his height. He watched Dexter Pei stand up and sit back down within three seconds. Based on Dexter Pei's exciting gameplay during the traffic jam, he made a reasonable guess:

"Legs still weak?"

The word "huan" indicates the tense. At least some time has passed since now. Dexter Pei's mind turned and he could only think of the night when he was suspected of making a mistake.

Since he was wearing it, the warrior who probably overpowered Griffin Qi that night was him --- a nineteen-year-old male college student with six-pack abs. You can imagine how fierce he is. Griffin Qi not only couldn't get out of bed the next morning, he was also injured. He probably had a fever that day due to inflammation of the wound, so it makes sense that his legs were weak at this moment.

I just didn't expect that this person not only loves to win respect, but also takes the blame.

Dexter Pei couldn't help but sneer: "I said, you're the one with weak legs, right?"

When Griffin Qi heard this tone, he knew that Dexter Pei was overconfident again, but he didn't intend to correct him, and just followed the words and said, "It's me." He didn't hesitate to praise, "You are so awesome."

This soulless and emotionless tone makes it impossible to tell the truth from fiction, but Griffin Qi does not look like someone who talks a lot about a train, whether in the original work or in appearance.

Dexter Pei's expression changed almost instantly.

So he didn't make a suspected mistake that night, but actually made a mistake?

He didn't simply flog Griffin Qi with a small whip, but actually communicated in a simple and in-depth manner?

When he first entered Guibao Land and was unfamiliar with the place, he committed adultery against Griffin Qi, a local snake? !