Dressed For Sea Chapter 2

Alex Wang's character is a swordsman. He happened to buy a rare purple weapon in a dungeon a few days ago and was looking for someone to practice with.

After teleporting to Chris Lin's side, Alex Wang controlled the character to attack the sprayer without saying a word.

However, ten seconds later, Alex Wang and Chris Lin's characters were both lying on the ground, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes, and the study was silent.

Alex Wang cleared his throat awkwardly and said, "...I was careless. This guy is wearing all orange gear from head to toe."

Orange equipment is the highest grade equipment in the game, and its attributes are much better than Alex Wang's purple equipment. It costs a lot of money to create this set.

The troll was wearing RMB, stepped on the corpse of Alex Wang's character, made a mocking expression, and made a lot of remarks such as "Poor people are not qualified to play games, poor people can only be regarded as game NPCs, and the meaning of poor people's existence is to be killed for fun."

Alex Wang: "Oh, are you mocking me for not having money?"

Chris Lin: "Alex Wang, ignore him..."

Alex Wang: "Does this guy know how expensive the little skirts in my closet are?"

Alex Wang is not without money. As a college student, his monthly living expenses are outrageous. However, most of his living expenses are used to buy little skirts and corresponding accessories. He only spends some game card money and occasionally buys some fashion items in the mall. His equipment is just of ordinary level, but his operation is pretty good, so he has a lot of fun playing the game.

Alex Wang was furious and sought support in the friend channel, but not many people were online at dinner time, and Chris Lin was a novice who had just reached the maximum level. In the game, he had no friends except Alex Wang. Alex Wang's three or two friends who heard the news and came over were knocked to the ground one after another by the trolls. Alex Wang waited until everyone's resurrection time came, and organized another group fight, but the trolls not only had top-notch equipment, but also had very coquettish and rogue operations, and soon all these people were exhausted to death.

Since this wave of sprayers won by a narrow margin, after clearing the field, the sprayers used a teleportation talisman and teleported away.

Seeing that the man had run away, Alex Wang called the troll to privately chat with him. Alex Wang was usually very polite to others, but when he met a Sc*mbag, Alex Wang had to fight back with Sc*mbags. The troll was not afraid of scolding people. The two of them argued for a long time. Suddenly, a box of steaming chicken drumstick rice and a cup of milk tea fell from the sky to Alex Wang's hands. Chris Lin's apologetic voice came carefully from behind Alex Wang: "Alex Wang, I'm sorry, I made you feel bad... I just went to the fast food restaurant downstairs to buy it, you eat first."

"It's okay. I'm in a good mood to criticize that guy. Let him curse for a while. I'll deal with him after I'm full." Alex Wang closed the laptop cover and opened the lunch box lid. There were two greasy chicken legs inside.

Chris Lin smiled with a smile on her face: "I'll give you a chicken drumstick."

Alex Wang picked up the chicken leg and ate it happily, saying as he ate it, "He actually said he would beat us into submission. How arrogant."

"Alex Wang, let's just ignore him." Chris Lin diligently inserted the tube into Alex Wang's drink and suggested softly, "Well, school will start in a few days and we won't be free anymore. I'll treat you later. Let's go out and relax. Do you want to sing or play billiards? Or should I go shopping with you and buy some... that... women's clothing?"

Alex Wang said calmly: "Okay, I'll tell the clerk that I bought it for you."

Chris Lin choked for a moment, then said in a low voice with humiliation: "...Okay, since we are similar in size, I will help you try it."

Alex Wang almost fell over laughing: "Hahahaha, I'm just teasing you!"

Chris Lin smiled good-naturedly, opened the lid of his lunch box gracefully, and said, "Then it's settled, let's go out and play after dinner."

"No." Alex Wang shook his head and changed the subject. "Just now, that man took advantage of me being alone and tried to kill me several times. He was afraid that I would call for help, so he ran away after killing me. Have you ever seen such a shameless person?"

Lin Xiaobaitu hastily echoed his friend, shaking his head almost leaving an afterimage: "I've never seen it before, how shameless."

Alex Wang buried his head in eating the chicken leg again: "That's it, we must teach him a lesson."

Speaking of which, Alex Wang's nosy character is purely inherited from his brother Wang Dahai.

Wang Dahai is ten years older than Alex Wang. Perhaps because he read too many Water Margin novels when he was a child, he loves to shout when he sees injustice. He can climb trees to send birds back to their nests, jump into rivers to save drowning children, catch pickpockets on buses, and fight gangsters at the door of the unit. He has been reported in local tabloids twice for his good deeds. If he were in ancient times, he would definitely be known as the hero who fights against the strong and helps the weak.

Alex Wang's character has been influenced by his brother since he was a child. However, his brother is 1.88 meters tall and has a strong body, so he is quite capable of being brave and righteous. However, Alex Wang's small body can even pretend to be a little girl without any sense of incongruity, and his bravery is all due to his integrity.

As for Chris Lin, he was born into a scholarly family. Both his parents were teachers and his family education was very strict. He also had a very strong older sister. These many factors made Chris Lin's character so soft and gentle that he couldn't even utter a dirty word.

Chris Lin can't play with other boys because the boys always have the illusion that they are hanging out with a cute girl when they are with Chris Lin. But for some reason, Alex Wang gets along quite well with Chris Lin. It was he who instigated Chris Lin to play this game because he wanted Chris Lin to have something in common with other classmates and not be always regarded as a nerd.

After Alex Wang had eaten and drunk his fill, he quickly opened the lid of his computer. It was almost eight o'clock now, and there were a lot more people online in his friend list.

Alex Wang was ready to gather people to fight the troll, but when he opened the vendetta list, he found that the troll had gone offline, and there was a big bounty mark on his head.

Players can use spirit stones, which are game coins, to issue bounties to other players. Whoever kills the bounty-bearing player will receive the bounty, so the bounty-bearing player will often become the target of public criticism.

If the troll is really a rich man, he can just offer endless rewards to Alex Wang, making it impossible for Alex Wang to play the game properly.

"Xing He, please kill me and claim my bounty...Oh, damn!" Before Alex Wang could find a safe place to hide, he was caught and killed by two strange players passing by.

Alex Wang controlled the character to stand up despite the weak debuff after resurrection. His eyes were fixed on the name "Yijianzui Qianshang" in the vendetta list like two small awls, and he gnashed his teeth in hatred.

Chris Lin felt that he had made a big mistake and racked his brains to make Alex Wang happy.

So he opened Weibo and clicked on the homepage of a funny poster, hoping to find a few interesting jokes to tell Alex Wang and distract his attention.

After a while, Chris Lin found something interesting and quickly handed the phone to Alex Wang like offering a treasure: "Alex Wang, look at this, it makes me laugh to death."

There is a photo on Chris Lin’s mobile phone screen, which shows a vest made of silicone.

The color of this vest is highly similar to human skin color, and there are two plump and soft bulges on the front chest...If you squint and look from a distance, this vest looks like the upper body of a naked woman.

The post owner's caption is: "Let's learn about fake breasts. Are all cross-dressing men nowadays so good at it?"

Alex Wang glanced at the highly realistic fake breasts on the phone screen, and first cursed, then her eyes rolled and she smiled as if she had suddenly realized something. The corners of her eyes and eyebrows showed a bit of foxy cunningness.

"Alex Wang, you..." Chris Lin swallowed his saliva with a gulp, and a bad premonition flashed through his heart, "What are you thinking about?"

Alex Wang used both hands to push her thin chest muscles towards the middle, forcibly creating a shallow career line, and said to herself: "I will have breasts in the future!"

"Don't, I, I don't want you to buy it, I just want you to see if it's funny." Chris Lin explained stutteringly, vaguely feeling that he seemed to have made a bigger mistake.

Alex Wang snorted and sneered, staring at the names on the revenge list, and said, "You little brat, are you still going to kill us and make us surrender?"

Chris Lin: ...

Alex Wang put her hands on her H!ps, puffed out her chest, and raised her orchid finger: "I'll make him want to vomit when he sees this game next time!"

Chris Lin covered his face with deep regret and curled up like a little turtle.

Alex Wang already had a female character that was not at the maximum level. She was a female doctor who had a beautiful appearance and could heal people. She was very popular among male players. Originally, Alex Wang just bought a few sets of fashion clothes for this character and would go online to lick his clothes when he had nothing to do, take screenshots in places with beautiful scenery, etc. He didn't play it seriously, but this time it came in handy.

Seeing that Alex Wang couldn't be stopped from ordering fake breasts online, Chris Lin had no intention of stopping the matter from getting out of hand, and he kept nagging Alex Wang like Tang Seng, trying to persuade him to give up the breasts and become a Buddha right away.

Alex Wang was almost appeased by Chris Lin, but the troll refused to cooperate. From that day on, the troll continuously offered rewards of spirit stones to Alex Wang and Alex Wang's relatives and friends, making it impossible for them to play the game normally. Now Alex Wang couldn't even become a Buddha on the spot.

Alex Wang unpacked the fake breast package with her bare hands and said bitterly: "He forced me to do this."

The day before school started, Alex Wang's secondary account of the female doctor reached the maximum level. Alex Wang spent thirty yuan to change her name, and confidently added Yijianzui Qianshang as a friend. She wore a beautiful mall outfit and sent two cute emojis to him.

Leaning against the empty painted fan: "[selling cute][selling cute]"

Leaning on a sword and drinking a cup of wine: "?"

Alex Wang suppressed her nausea and typed: "Our names are a bit similar, the first character is yi."

Yijian Zui Qianshang: "Oh, that's it."

Alex Wang: "Do you accept any apprentices?"

Yijian Zui Qianshang: "Sorry, I won't accept it."

This person whose mouth stinks like a public toilet can actually say the words "sorry"?

Alex Wang rolled his eyes and asked, "Why? qaq"

Yijian Zui Qianshang politely replied: "Because I may not have much time to take you with me."

Alex Wang curled his lips, thinking that you just don't have time. You're busy criticizing people and putting up a bounty for your father every day, but he typed, "I don't need to take care of you. I'm already at the maximum level and have joined a guild. Master, just chat with me when you're free."

Leaning on a sword and drinking a cup of wine: ...

Alex Wang: "Is it okay? I just reached the highest level and don't have any relatives or friends. qaq"

Yijian Zui Qianshang: "Okay."

A team formation prompt popped up, and Alex Wang clicked confirm. Two minutes later, Yijianzui Qianshang was teleported to Alex Wang's female doctor.

Alex Wang called out obediently: "Master~"

He also thoughtfully added a wavy line!

Yijianzui Qianshang sent an ellipsis, then clicked on Alex Wang to trade. In the trading box there was a set of good-quality novice equipment, various buffing foods and medicines, and 100,000 spirit stones.

The spirit stones in this game can be purchased with RMB. One hundred thousand spirit stones converted into RMB can be considered a big gift for two people who have just known each other for less than five minutes.

Yijian Zui Qianshang said succinctly: "A meeting gift."

Alex Wang decisively clicked cancel: "No need, Master, I bought a lot of spiritual stones."

I don't want to cheat you out of your money. My only goal is to make you, a Sc*m, cry bitterly! Alex Wang, who holds a grudge very much, thought bitterly.