Look at these shelves full of crappy books!
"Catalogue of Ancient Boundaries", "Catalogue of Exotic Flowers and Herbs", "Linyi Rufengmen Qinpu", "Collection of Herbs", the only things that can be considered as entertainment are probably a few books such as "Travels in Shu" and "Food Notes of Bashu".
Asher Mo picked out a few newer books, which were obviously books that Gabriel Chu didn't read often, and scribbled all the pages, drawing a bunch of erotic pictures.
As he was drawing, he was thinking, humph, there are at least 8,000 books here, if not 10,000. By the time Gabriel Chu finds out that some of the books have been changed to □□, who knows when that will happen. By then, Gabriel Chu will definitely not know who did it and can only sulk. This is really wonderful, really wonderful.
As I was thinking about it, I couldn't help but chuckle out loud while holding the book.
Asher Mo painted more than ten books in a row, using his imagination to paint whatever he wanted. His brushwork was elegant and graceful. If someone asked Elder Yu Heng to borrow books and happened to borrow these books, they would probably spread something like this: "Elder Yu Heng has a beastly heart and secretly inserted pictures of men and women having S3x in the "Qing Xin Jue"!"
"Elder Yuheng is presumptuous to be a teacher. There is a comic strip about Long Yang and Duan Xiu in the sword manual!"
"What Beidou Immortal Venerable, a beast in human clothing!"
The more Asher Mo thought about it, the funnier it got. In the end, he simply covered his stomach and rolled around on the ground with his brush in hand. He was so happy that he kicked his legs around and didn't even notice someone approaching the door of the library.
So when Jasper Shi came over, he saw Asher Mo rolling around in a pile of books, laughing like crazy.
Teacher: "...A Ran, what are you doing?"
Asher Mo was stunned, and sat up suddenly. He hurriedly covered all the P*rnographic pictures and put on a decent face: "Wipe, wipe the floor."
The teacher tried to hold back his laughter: "Use clothes to wipe the floor?"
"Well, I didn't find the rag. Let's not talk about this, Jasper Shi, why are you here so late at night?"
"I went to your room to look for you, but I couldn't find you. I asked others and found out that you were with Master." Jasper Shi entered the library and helped Asher Mo put away the books that were piled on the floor. He smiled gently and said, "It's okay. I came to see you."
Asher Mo was very happy and a little flattered. He pursed his lips. He was usually a smooth talker, but he was actually a little speechless.
"Then... um... then you sit down!" After excitedly turning around for a while, Asher Mo said nervously, "I, I'll go get you some tea."
"No, I came here quietly. If Master finds out, it will be troublesome."
Asher Mo scratched his head: "That's true..." Gabriel Chu is such a pervert! Sooner or later, I will defeat him and never succumb to his tyranny again!
"You haven't had dinner yet? I brought you some food."
Asher Mo's eyes lit up: "Dragon Chao Shou?"
"Pfft, you really don't feel sick. I didn't bring any wontons, Honglian Waterside is far away, I was afraid they would get clumpy if I brought them. Here are some stir-fried dishes, do you think they suit your taste?"
Jasper Shi opened the food box beside her, and inside were indeed several bright red side dishes: a plate of Shunfenger, a plate of shredded pork with fish flavor, a plate of diced chicken with uterus protection, a plate of smashed cucumber, and a bowl of rice.
"Hey, are you adding chili peppers?"
"I'm afraid you'll be greedy, so I put a little bit of it in." Jasper Shi said with a smile. He and Asher Mo both love spicy food, so they naturally know that spicy food is indispensable. "But your wound hasn't healed completely, so I dare not put too much. It's better to add a little flavor than to have no red at all."
Asher Mo bit his chopsticks happily, his dimples looked as sweet as honey under the candlelight: "Wow! I'm so touched that I want to cry!"
The teacher couldn't help laughing: "By the time you finish crying, the food will be cold. Cry after you finish eating."
Asher Mo cheered and swung his chopsticks quickly.
When he eats, he looks like a starving dog. Gabriel Chu always can't stand his eating style, but Jasper Shi won't dislike it.
Jasper Shi was always gentle. She smiled and told him to eat slowly while handing him a cup of tea. The plate was soon empty. Asher Mo touched his stomach and breathed a sigh of relief. He squinted his eyes and sighed: "Satisfied..."
The teacher seemed to ask casually: "Is Long Chao Shou delicious, or are these dishes delicious?"
Asher Mo's obsession with food is like his obsession with his first love, he is very infatuated. He tilted his head, looked at Jasper Shi with his dark and soft eyes, and grinned: "Long Chao Shou."
... Jasper Shi smiled and shook his head. After a while, he said, "A Ran, let me help you change the medicine."
The ointment was prepared by Mrs. Wang.
In her early years, Mrs. Wang was a disciple of the medical sect "Gu Yue Ye". She was weak in martial arts and did not like fighting, but she liked to study medicine. There was a medicine garden on the top of the Death and Life, where she planted many precious herbs with her own hands, so there was never a shortage of medicine in the sect.
Asher Mo took off his shirt and turned his back to Jasper Shi. The scar on his back still hurt slightly, but Jasper Shi's warm fingers dipped in the ointment and rubbed it bit by bit. Gradually, he forgot the pain and became a little distracted.
"Okay." Jasper Shi wrapped a new bandage around Asher Mo and tied a knot carefully. "Put on your clothes."
Asher Mo turned around and glanced at Jasper Shi. Under the dim candlelight, Jasper Shi's skin was as white as snow, and she looked even more charming. His mouth was dry and he really didn't want to put on his clothes, but after hesitating for a while, he lowered his head and quickly put on his coat.
"Teacher's ignorance."
"Um?"
In such a secluded and secret study, the atmosphere between the two men was very good. Asher Mo originally wanted to say something romantic and touching, but he was illiterate and could even name his reign title "Ji Ba". After holding it in for a long time, his face turned red, and he could only say three words: "You are so nice."
"Whatever it is, it's as it should be."
"I will also be very good to you." Asher Mo's tone was very calm, but his palms were sweaty, which betrayed his turbulent heart. "When I become powerful, no one can bully you. Not even Master."
Jasper Shi didn't know why he suddenly spoke like this. He was stunned for a moment, but still said gently: "Okay, then from now on, I will rely on Ah Ran."
"Uh-huh..."
Asher Mo responded hesitantly, but was made even more anxious by Jasper Shi's amorous gaze. He didn't dare to look at her anymore, so he lowered his head.
He has always been cautious towards this person, even persistent to the point of being stubborn.
"Ah, Master wants you to clean so many books? And make the list overnight?"
Asher Mo still tried to save face in front of his sweetheart: "Fortunately, if we hurry, we can still make it in time."
The teacher said: "Let me help you."
"How can that be? If Master finds out, he will punish you as well." Asher Mo said firmly, "It's getting late. Go back and rest. You still have morning training tomorrow."
The teacher took his hand and smiled softly: "It's okay, he can't find it, we will do it quietly..."
Before he could finish his words, a cold voice was heard.
"Quietly what?"
Gabriel Chu had come out of the machine room without knowing when, his face was cold, and his eyes were full of frost and snow. He was dressed in white, standing at the door of the library, looking at them expressionlessly, his eyes paused for a moment on the two people's clasped hands, and then moved away.
"Master Mingjing, Mo Weiyu, you are so brave."
Jasper Shi's face turned white as snow. He suddenly let go of Asher Mo's hand and said in a whisper: "Master..."
Asher Mo also thought that something was wrong and lowered his head: "Master."
Gabriel Chu walked in, ignoring Asher Mo, and looked down at Jasper Shi who was kneeling on the ground, and said calmly: "The Red Lotus Pavilion is full of barriers. Do you think I would not know if you entered without notification?"
The master kowtowed in panic: "I know I was wrong."
Asher Mo was anxious: "Master, Jasper Shi just came to change the medicine for me and will leave immediately, please don't blame him."
Jasper Shi was also anxious: "Master, this matter has nothing to do with Junior Brother Mo. It is my fault. I am willing to accept the punishment."
...
Gabriel Chu's face turned blue.
Before he could say a few words, the two of them were eager to excuse each other, regarding him as a scourge and a beast, sharing the same hatred for the enemy. Gabriel Chu was silent for a while, barely suppressing his twitching eyebrows, and said lightly: "It's really a deep friendship between fellow disciples, it's touching. It seems that I am the only bad guy in this room."
Asher Mo said: "Master..."
"...Don't call me."
Gabriel Chu swung his sleeves and refused to speak. Asher Mo didn't know what was wrong with him and why he was so angry. He only guessed that Gabriel Chu always hated people pulling and tugging in front of him. No matter what kind of pulling and tugging it was, it probably offended his eyes.
The three of them were silent for a long time.
Gabriel Chu suddenly turned around and walked away.
Jasper Shi raised his face, his eyes were a little red, and he said at a loss: "Master?"
"Go copy the sect rules ten times and come back."
The teacher lowered his eyes, and after a while, he said softly: "...Yes."
Asher Mo was still kneeling in the same place.
Jasper Shi stood up, glanced at Asher Mo, hesitated again, and after a while knelt down again, begging Gabriel Chu.
"Master, Junior Brother Mo's scar has just healed. I dare to ask you not to make things too difficult for him."
Gabriel Chu didn't say anything. He stood alone under the flickering candlelight. After a while, he suddenly turned his head, with sharp eyebrows and piercing eyes, and said angrily.
"Stop talking so much nonsense, why don't you leave?!"
Gabriel Chu was originally handsome but not gentle enough, and he was even more terrifying when he got fierce. Jasper Shi was so scared that he trembled, fearing that he would anger his master and even implicate Asher Mo, so he bowed and retreated quickly.
There were only two of them left in the library. Asher Mo sighed secretly and said, "Master, I was wrong. I will continue to make the list now."
Gabriel Chu said without turning his head: "If you are tired, go back."
Asher Mo suddenly raised his face.
Gabriel Chu said coldly: "I won't keep you."
How could he be so kind as to let me go? There must be a trick!
Asher Mo said tactfully: "I won't leave."
Gabriel Chu paused and sneered: "...Okay, whatever you want."
After saying this, he flicked his sleeves and turned to leave.
Asher Mo was stunned. No trick? He thought Gabriel Chu was going to give him another beating.
After working until midnight, he finally finished his work. Asher Mo yawned and left the library.
It was already late at night, but a dim light was still coming from Gabriel Chu's bedroom.
Eh? That annoying devil hasn't slept yet?
Asher Mo walked over and prepared to say hello to Gabriel Chu before leaving. When he entered the room, he found that Gabriel Chu had already gone to bed. However, this person with a bad memory forgot to extinguish the candle before going to bed.
Or maybe he was halfway through making something and fell asleep out of exhaustion. Asher Mo glanced at the Night Wanderer, who had just been put together by the bed, and guessed at this possibility in his mind. Finally, when he saw that Gabriel Chu had not taken off the metal gloves at all, and the half-broken mechanism buckle still tightly held in his hand, he was sure that this was the truth.
Gabriel Chu was not so cold and solemn when he was asleep. He curled up on a bed piled with mecha parts, saws and axes. There were too many things spread out, and there was actually no place for him to stay, so he curled up very small, hunched over, with his long eyelashes drooping, looking a little lonely.
Asher Mo stared at him, stunned for a while.
What is Gabriel Chu angry about today?
Was he just angry that Jasper Shi had trespassed into the Red Lotus Pavilion and wanted him to help him organize his books?
Asher Mo walked closer to the bed, rolled his eyes, leaned close to Chu Wan Ning's ear, and tried to call out in a very, very small voice: "Master?"
"...Hmm..." Gabriel Chu hummed softly and hugged the cold mecha in his arms. He slept soundly, breathing evenly. The metal gloves he had not taken off had sharp teeth, resting on the side of his face, like the claws of a cat or a leopard.
Seeing that he didn't look like he would wake up for a while, Asher Mo narrowed his eyes and smiled. He leaned close to Gabriel Chu's ear and whispered in a low voice, "Master, wake up."
...
"Master?"
...
"Gabriel Chu?"
...
"Hey, you're really fast asleep." Asher Mo was happy, leaning on his arm beside his pillow, looking at him with a smile, "That's great, I'll take this opportunity to settle accounts with you."
Gabriel Chu had no idea that someone wanted to settle a score with him, and he continued to sleep with his eyes closed. His handsome face looked peaceful.
Asher Mo put on a dignified attitude, but unfortunately he was born in a music house and had not been to school for many days. When he was a child, he was exposed to street fights and storytelling, so the words and sentences he pieced together seemed particularly clumsy and funny.
"You are so bold and unruly Chu, you deceive the emperor and disrespect the king, you... well, you..."
He scratched his head, feeling a little at a loss for words. After all, he later became emperor, and all he cursed was either "you little slave" or "you little dog slave." But these words didn't seem appropriate to describe Gabriel Chu.
After racking his brains for a long time, he suddenly remembered a phrase that the sisters in the music hall often said. Although he didn't quite understand the meaning, it seemed pretty good. So Asher Mo frowned and said sternly:
"You heartless little a**, do you know your sin?"
Gabriel Chu: ...
"If you don't say anything, I will take it as your confession!"
Gabriel Chu probably felt it was a bit noisy, so he snorted and continued to sleep while hugging the mecha.
"You have committed such a serious crime. According to the law, I shall sentence you...well, sentence you to mouth punishment! Eunuch Liu!"
After shouting out of inertia, I realized that Eunuch Liu was already a person from my previous life.
Asher Mo thought about it and decided to humble himself and play the role of the eunuch. So he flattered: "Your Majesty, I am here."
Then he immediately cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Execute immediately."
"I respect your majesty's orders."
Okay, I have finished reading the words.
Asher Mo rubbed his hands together and began to "torture" Gabriel Chu.
The so-called verbal punishment actually did not exist originally, it was made up by Asher Mo.
So how should this improvised punishment of mouth be carried out?
The tyrant Asher Mo solemnly cleared his throat, his eyes cold and fierce, and slowly approached Gabriel Chu's face, which was as cold as a spring in a snowy valley, and got closer to her light-colored lips.
Then...
Asher Mo stopped, stared at Gabriel Chu, and cursed word by word with ups and downs:
"Gabriel Chu, Fcuk your mother, you are such a petty, thoughtful, and cunning person."
Snap. Snap.
Two slaps in the air.
Hehe, the execution was successful!
Cool!
Asher Mo was enjoying himself when he suddenly felt a prick on his neck. Sensing something strange, he lowered his head abruptly and met a pair of noble and cold phoenix eyes.
Asher Mo: ...
Gabriel Chu's voice was like jade breaking an ice lake. It was hard to tell whether it was more celestial or colder: "What are you doing?"
"This lord... bah. Old slave... bah, bah, bah!" Fortunately, these two sentences were as light as the hum of a mosquito, and Gabriel Chu frowned slightly, and it seemed that he didn't hear clearly. Asher Mo suddenly had an idea, and raised his hand and slapped Gabriel Chu's face twice.
...
Facing the increasingly hostile look of the master, the former emperor of the human world smiled very servilely and said, "Disciple, disciple is swatting mosquitoes for the master."
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