After I said this, both of them looked at me in shock.
"Yuhuang, are you feeling unwell?"
"Brother Huang, don't you always claim to be the most beautiful woman in the world..."
Lin Yuhuang, I don’t know how to say hello to you.
Just by looking at the way you look, I can tell you're a homoS3xual. How dare you say such things?
I was just thinking about how to deal with them when the old monster Hongding said, "Speaking of beauties, I suddenly remembered something." He looked at Aiden Lin solemnly and said, "Feng'er, do you know Cailian Peak?"
Aiden Lin's expression darkened, and he said, "I have heard that the owner there, Xue Hong, is a very beautiful young woman."
The old monster Hongding said, "Yes, that's true. Moreover, this person is very playful, but not interested in martial arts. In recent days, she has spread the news in the martial arts world, saying that she has released her six beloved male lovers."
I exclaimed, "Six! She's... such a strong woman."
The old monster Hongding said, "You are wrong. For her, a male favorite does not necessarily mean she can sleep with him."
I said, "Is it abuse if I don't sleep with you?"
The old monster Red Nail said, "That's true."
I don't know what to say.
It seems that SM has been popular since ancient times.
Red Nail Old Monster said, "She made many pictures for her friends in the martial arts world, named 'Six Beauties Picture'. It is said that if anyone can find her six male favorites and bring them back to her, she will tell that person where the Lotus Wing is."
Aiden Lin was surprised: "Lotus Wings? How is that possible!"
I blinked and asked, "What is that?"
The old monster Red Nail said, "You little B@st@ard, I really want to beat you up. I told you so many times before, but you just let it go in one ear and out the other!"
Aiden Lin said: "Brother Huang is young and playful, so it's normal for him to forget."
This sounds more painful than calling me senile.
Aiden Lin patiently explained: "'Lotus Wings' is the collective name of the two secret books 'Hibiscus Heart Sutra' and 'Lotus God Nine Styles'. It is the most powerful internal strength and moves in the martial arts world. It is said that anyone who successfully practices it will become invincible overnight and stay young forever."
I nodded, that’s great.
Unfortunately, I am a person without any ambition, and this kind of thing usually has nothing to do with me.
But, "Lotus Wing"...
Lotus. Now I am sensitive when I hear the words "lotus" and "plum".
As long as I find someone related to these two words, I can go back.
Then maybe this Xue Hong is related to "lotus".
Worth a visit.
It's a pity that the "Six Beauties Picture" does not show six beauties, otherwise I would go even if there is no benefit.
After thinking for a while, I said to the old monster Hongding: "Uncle Hongding, I will say goodbye now!"
Then he rushed straight to the door.
No matter what, I have to go back quickly, otherwise I will miss my second mock exam.
The old monster with red nails grabbed my clothes and said, "Wait, wait, why are you in such a hurry?"
Aiden Lin said: "Brother Huang, it's not easy to travel the world, you have to prepare your things first."
I nodded and said, "Brother Feng is the best at this kind of thing, right?"
Aiden Lin agreed without hesitation.
I looked at Ma Datou, who was still unconscious on the ground, and said to the old monster Hongding, "Uncle Hongding, I want to take him with me."
The old monster Red Nail said: "No, his martial arts skills are too low, he can't protect you."
I didn't expect that. It's mainly because he's easy to bully.
It can help me run errands or carry things.
The old monster Hongding said, "Ask Feng'er to go with you."
I glanced at Aiden Lin.
Suddenly I remembered his refreshing words "Brother Phoenix".
"Uncle Hongding, my brother has come a long way, it's time to take a rest..."
The old monster Hongding looked at Aiden Lin inquiringly.
Aiden Lin said in that extremely gentle voice: "It's okay, I'm not tired."
I once again turned the tide: "Brother, your martial arts skills are so strong, I won't be able to improve myself if I stay with him."
The old monster Hongding slammed the table hard and said, "Okay, it's decided. Ask Feng'er to go with you."
Just at this moment, two people, one tall and one short, came in.
The shorter one had a long rat face, two small yellowish eyes, and thick, dry lips.
The taller one looked slightly more normal, but he walked unsteadily. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that his left leg was fake.
The dwarf smiled sinisterly: "Xiao Yuhuang, are you going out to explore the world? Do you want to bring some girls to play with?"
Needless to say, this is definitely a flower.
Let’s first observe a moment of silence for the girls he favored.
I estimate that 90% of those who were violated by him committed suicide.
He walked up to me with an excited look on his face, grabbed my hand, and placed five bottles in my palm.
Five colors: red, brown, yellow, blue and purple.
Bai Cuihua said: "The red bottle is a knockout drug. I don't need to explain it. It is a must-have item for traveling around the world."
It must be a must-have item for performing dirty tricks while traveling in the underworld.
I laughed: "Isn't this sold everywhere?"
Bai Cuihua said: "Go, your uncle Bai prepared a knockout drug. One drop added to the wine can make a person unconscious for three days. Hehe, if you like a girl..."
The old monster Hongding said: "Bai Cuihua, Xiao Yuhuang is so handsome, is it necessary?"
Bai Cuihua looked at me and smiled, "That's true, but it's always useful to keep it. The brown bottle is smoke powder, sprinkle a handful and you can escape. The yellow bottle is debilitating powder, just a little bit of it will make the opponent collapse to the ground. The blue bottle is the five poisons. Don't touch it when you use it, otherwise it will dissolve wherever it touches."
My hands couldn't help shaking.
What use can I have for this thing?
Bai Cuihua pointed at the purple bottle again and smiled mysteriously: "Hey, this is your uncle Bai's favorite thing. Baihua scented powder."
The corners of my mouth began to twitch: "No, it can't be an aphrodisiac..."
Bai Cuihua said: "I know I'm good at picking up girls, but I'd better give up. If I meet someone who is particularly difficult to deal with, I can still force myself on her and make it a done deal... Hehe."
What use do I have for this thing? Although I am lustful, I would not violate a young girl just for lust.
Aiden Lin took the purple bottle and nodded, "Well, it's a good thing."
He smiled lightly and looked at me meaningfully.
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