Jordan waited for a long time but did not get a reply from Marcus Lou.
Even after the robot butler prepared dinner for him, Marcus Lou still didn't reply.
?
Why aren’t you replying?
Chen Xi fiddled with his terminal twice in confusion.
It's really confusing.
never mind.
Maybe I'm too busy!
Chen Xi didn't care at all.
He smelled the delicious food, happily picked up the terminal, jumped off the desk, and carefully hopped downstairs on his short legs.
When he reached the table, the robot butler stretched out its mechanical arms, carried him to the table, and considerately tied a small bib on him.
Depend on.
And a little bib!
Is this what rich people enjoy?
I'm so sour...
Chen Xi was sour and empty-handed.
The meat dish, vegetable dish and soup on the table looked very tempting. Chen Xi sniffed and was about to pick up his chopsticks when he suddenly froze.
?
Hold.
Oops!
Something big happened!
How do cats eat?!
Jordan looked down at his bib and the furry paws underneath it.
It doesn't look like it can hold cutlery at all.
Jordan tapped the table with his paws in confusion and turned to look at the robot butler.
"Meow!"
Hey, old man!
But unfortunately, the machine butler does not have the cat language function.
It stood there motionless, even going into power-saving sleep mode.
Jordan:?
Brother, your service is so inadequate.
Jordan gave up the idea of having a robot butler feed him.
If you think about it carefully, it seems that there is no way to feed it.
Jordan turned around and looked at his dinner again.
He recalled the way the cat ate, and approached the bowl of tomato and egg drop soup, lowered his head, and tried to lick it.
As a result, they all licked their noses.
Jordan: ...
Fcuk you.
Is this awakening?
It’s really difficult!
Chen Xi squatted on the dining table with a sad face and opened his social account.
He subconsciously opened the chat interface with Marcus Lou to ask for help, but he typed a line of words and deleted them bit by bit.
Jordan suddenly realized something.
---If I ask Loushi how to eat, wouldn't that make me look stupid? !
This is too embarrassing!
Jordan refused.
After a brief thought, he clicked on several videos of cats eating to try to learn how to do it. However, the cats in the videos ate very skillfully, while he only ended up with soup all over his face.
Hold!
Awakening is so difficult!
Chen Xi, with soup all over his face, angrily opened his social media account!
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Chen Xixi: "Brothers, I am in such a difficult situation!"
Ye Langlang: "What's wrong? My Four! Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"
Ren Hanghang: "Go to the hospital, hurry up."
Shen Shenshen: "I'm not going to the concert. I'll go back and take you to the hospital. It's not convenient for you to go alone. Please wait a moment."
Jordan was stunned. Seeing his roommates' concern, he couldn't help but laugh foolishly and stretched out his paws to type.
Chen Xixi: "No! I don't feel uncomfortable anymore."
Shen Shenshen: "Then what's wrong with you? Are you hungry?"
Ren Hanghang: "Don't worry, I'll bring you dinner!"
Chen Xixi: "No need, I'll just tell you that I'm moving out."
Shen Shenshen: “?”
Ye Langlang: “???”
Ren Hanghang: “???”
Jordan licked his nose which smelled of tomato egg drop soup and sighed.
Chen Xixi: "It's like this, I found a job and now I work at Nanfeng Manor."
Ye Langlang: "What to do?"
Shen Shenshen: "Is it formal?"
Ren Hanghang: "Is the boss a nice person?"
I feel embarrassed to lie to you guys.
Chen Xi touched his aching conscience, thought about it, and decided to go against his conscience and seriously write the story.
Chen Xixi: "It's a formal one. The boss is Marcus Lou, you know him, right? He's the one who does clean energy. He's a nice guy. The job content is to clean the manor and help the housekeeper. Food and accommodation are provided. They are recruiting people in a hurry, so I came out directly."
The brothers all expressed jealousy.
Haicheng is a super first-tier city on Cobalt Blue Star, and the cost of living is extremely high.
Find a job with provided food and accommodation, and you can instantly save nine-tenths of your monthly expenses.
The locals will be better.
But among the four people in the dormitory, only Ye Langlang is from Haicheng.
We guys have already sent out a bunch of resumes, and it’s not that no one wants them. After all, Haicheng University is one of the top three schools in Cobalt Blue Star.
However, for non-local students, most internships not only fail to help them save money, but they may even have to pay for transportation, food, and accommodation at the end of the month.
So far, Jordan is the only one in the dormitory who has successfully found a suitable job.
False suitability is also suitability.
Anyway, only God and the earth know it. Who else knows that this is fake except him, Chen Xi!
Ye Langlang: "I heard that Marcus Louju is rich, why doesn't he just equip himself with the best butler robot?"
Chen Xi didn't even blink: "You don't understand, rich people like manual service!"
Shen Shenshen: "What does Marcus Lou look like? I searched a lot on the Internet, but I couldn't find any pictures of him!"
Chen Xixi: "He looks okay, very handsome."
Chen Xixi: "It's just a little bit worse than me."
...
The keywords were triggered frequently, and Marcus Lou's terminal kept beeping.
The driver and bodyguard in the front seat watched intently, not daring to utter a word.
Marcus Lou clicked on the details and saw at a glance that Chen Xi was madly making up stories about him.
The kid is quite brave.
Thinking so, Marcus Lou clicked on the surveillance camera of Nanfeng Manor.
Jordan has already thrown his social media account aside.
He sat in front of the delicious meal, thinking it over, and finally, with great shame, he clicked on the sharing post of the feline awakener who he had insulted.
The post said: When you first start learning to eat, you will habitually use your claws.
So remember to wash your paws before eating!
Jordan looked down at his dusty paws and thought this was a paradox.
Don't you still have to walk back after washing your paws?
Won’t you still be covered in dust when you walk back?
no.
He had to figure out a way.
You have all four paws intact, you can’t starve yourself to death!
Jordan pondered for a long time, jumped off the dining table, turned around and went into the bathroom.
There is no surveillance in the bathroom.
Marcus Lou leaned back in his chair, no longer bothered by the traffic jam. He watched the surveillance projection with interest, waiting for the kittens to come out.
Jordan turned on the faucet and looked at the rising water as if facing a great enemy. He tried hard to resist the urge to run away, and the hair on his body stood up.
Cats generally dislike water.
Jordan felt that this was also a Fcuking paradox.
He loves cleanliness so much, but he hates water!
You are really a unique firework.
Chen Xi suppressed his inner rejection and carefully washed both front paws inside and out, even the gaps between the nails, then turned to look at the roll of toilet paper next to him.
When the kitten's white figure appeared again in the surveillance projection, Marcus Lou found that his whole body was wrapped in a layer of toilet paper.
The two front paws were tangled into a bun, and it looked like it was not very convenient for it to walk.
But Jordan still jumped to the dining table with strength.
He shook his fur to get rid of the toilet paper that was accidentally wrapped around his body, then opened his mouth and bit off the small buns on his two front paws.
very good!
Free your hands!
Now the paws are clean!
Jordan perked up, put on a small bib embroidered with a big chicken drumstick, and used his paws to pick at the minced eggplant and meat. He finally had a normal dinner today.
Hold.
I'm damn smart.
You are worthy of being me!
Jordan wagged his tail proudly and slurped his meal, pretending not to notice the mess on the dining table made by his greasy front paws. He turned around and took the remaining bowl of soup to practice how to eat with just his mouth.
It's really not easy to be awakened.
Jordan washed her face with the soup, feeling very sad.
After finishing a big bowl of soup, Jordan finally learned how to control his tongue and how to control the distance between his mouth and the food.
Overall, the battle situation is okay.
Jordan was very satisfied with his achievements.
He looked at his greasy paws and prepared to go to the bathroom to wash his hands, but when he turned around, he found that the toilet paper roll had been torn by him.
Jordan was stunned.
The dining table is relatively easy to clean, but it is not good if the carpet is stained with oil.
Just because Loushi showed him kindness generously didn't mean he could do whatever he wanted in other people's houses.
Ordinary landlords would dislike sloppy tenants, not to mention that Jordan’s landlord is a building owner.
Jordan squatted beside the dining table, hesitating for a while, then tentatively straightened his upper body and practiced how to walk on only his hind legs on the table.
You don't have to go far...
Jordan thought.
It’s just the distance from the restaurant to the restroom!
Heehee, be strong.
you can!
Marcus Lou sat in the car and watched Chen Xi's performance, with a smile on his face growing wider and wider.
Jordan is truly a treasure boy.
It makes people feel happy.
Marcus Lou thought so, and admired the scene of Chen Xi practicing walking on his hind legs for a while, then gave orders to the robot butler remotely.
The order to wipe Jordan's feet.
The robot butler that had been sleeping next to him suddenly came back to life, scaring Chen Xi so much that he jumped.
The kitten looked at the robot vigilantly as it suddenly moved. It saw it enter the kitchen and take out a steaming clean towel from the kitchen.
Just when Chen Xi thought that the other party was going to wipe the table and was about to go to the corner to make room for it, the robot butler gently held his paw.
Then wipe his paws more gently and carefully until they are clean.
Jordan: ????
Brother, what have you been doing so far?!
Is your system in disrepair due to a delay?
No, even if it is a delay, your delay is too high.
In the game, you would have been kicked out of the team, insulted and reported by your teammates a long time ago, did you know that?
Chen Xi was shocked and his feet were wiped clean. The robot butler changed the towel and wiped his face clean.
Then, the robot butler took off Jordan's bib, hung the terminal around his neck, gently picked him up and put him on the ground.
Then he turned around and started cleaning up the leftovers on the table.
Chen Xi sat there in a daze for a while, then left the restaurant and went to the living room, looking back every few steps.
He opened the chat window with Marcus Lou, hesitating whether to mention to the other party that the robot butler seemed to be in disrepair.
But in the end he didn't say it.
I always feel that it is shameless to take advantage of others and then make various demands on them.
Life is so cruel to a fragile little cat like me.
The little kitten sighed and closed the chat window. He turned around and searched the list of must-have items for awakeners, and found that calcium tablets and multivitamins topped the list.
It is said that due to the frequent physiological bone changes, a lot of nutrients need to be supplemented during the awakening period to ensure that the awakening goes smoothly.
If something goes wrong, it will be quite serious and will leave a root of illness with various symptoms.
Although Marcus Lou’s problem was not due to nutritional issues, it can be seen from his condition.
If there is any problem, it will follow you for the rest of your life.
However, the awakening school will provide these things directly to students, so in recent years, the number of awakeners who have gone wrong is almost zero.
Chen Xi didn’t know any of this. Ever since his failed awakening, he hadn’t learned any more details about the awakeners.
He searched through the list for the top brands and was shocked by the prices.
A small room in Haicheng costs 1,500 yuan a month in rent.
The designated compound nutritional health medicine of the Awakening School, 5,800 per box.
One box is only enough for one week.
Damn it!
What a family!
Is there a mine at home?
This must be a diamond mine!
Did they even find oil when they were drilling?
There must be natural gas in addition to oil!
Jordan's cat-like face was full of shock.
He opened his wealth page, counted his deposits, and instantly fell into autism.
Hold.
I don't deserve it.
Jordan hugged his big tail with his four paws, buried his face in it, and shed humble tears silently.
I am only worthy of going crazy with Marcus Lou, and then we will form a duo of cats and make our debut directly!
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