When I woke up in the morning and described the dream to my husband, he laughed at me: "I am timid if I am timid, and I especially like watching ghost movies."
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The weather in Changsha has been really good these days, with the sun always shining.
On Saturday afternoon, my husband and I sat on the balcony and took out the quilt to dry it.
Later, I felt inspired and said to my husband: "What is happiness? It means that you can sit under the quilt and chat on a sunny day. Stay in the house on a cloudy day, and quarrel and beat the children when you have nothing to do."
Made my husband laugh so hard.
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Because a netizen is not good at words, he encountered a little trouble at work and confided in me.
I was also filled with emotion and said, "Oh, it would be great if I could be my own boss one day. I would bring a group of boys and sit cross-legged on the sofa. I would say, "Here comes water." There would be a boy kneeling in front of me holding a glass of water and saying, "Here comes water." Please use'"
Later he complained: "Now my husband is just a little brother, and he is often disobedient."
A netizen said: "Sir, you are a candidate now. Your husband should put you first. He should take good care of you and not let you have any worries."
I said, "How dare you? My husband is so exhausted when he comes home every day that I don't dare to make a fuss. I only dare to make trouble if he is energetic. Otherwise, I just hide aside and pick at the corner of the wall."
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After lunch, I put a lounge chair on the balcony and stretched out my limbs as much as possible. The sun shone on me and made me feel lazy.
My husband came over and asked, "Sluggard, why are you lying here?"
"I just had a meal and am showing off my belly."
"Why do you want to show off your belly after eating?"
"You don't have to wash the dishes!"
53
My husband bought a three-piece suit and asked me, "Are you handsome?"
I walked around him a few times and said, "You will wear this every day from now on."
My husband is extremely proud.
I continued: "I'm used to vomiting."
He's actually quite handsome, but I'm not going to tell him.
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While shopping, I saw people on three floors inside and three floors outside surrounding a drug store, which was very lively. I stood on tiptoe outside the crowd and took a look. I guess someone died after taking the medicine in this store, and their relatives came to make trouble.
The attention of the people nearby was attracted. I dragged my husband to a dark alley and said crazily, "Husband, let's K!ss."
My husband looked around like a thief, but no one was paying attention, and the little chicken pecked me like rice.
I was not satisfied, so I caught him and pecked him back. When it was seven or eight o'clock, the street light above my head suddenly became brighter. Fortunately, no one paid attention to this side.
I looked up and said in a very expert tone: "K!ss, let's enter the electric age!"
It’s been a long time since I’ve been here. I’ve accumulated some things with my husband and written them down. Maybe when we get older, we can sit on the balcony with him, bask in the sun, and argue about who chased whom first.
The following is part of the chat record with a netizen. She is one of my two good friends. She can say anything. The word "he" appears most frequently. After sorting it out, I find it quite interesting.
Last winter, my husband received a call from his parents. After listening to a few words, I went out to the Internet cafe to find her.
Me: My husband’s parents asked him to find a girlfriend.
Netizen: What should I do?
Me: Just put it off. I made an agreement with him. If he wants to get married, he can get married. If he still wants me, it doesn’t matter if I am an underground lover. If he asks me to leave, I will leave. Anyway, I have been mentally prepared for these few days. Years are stolen.
The netizen didn't say anything, but he lost his mood. He just chatted for a few words and then left. He should hold on tight while there is still time.
More than ten days ago, I wanted to watch "The Name of the Rose" and searched frantically on the Internet. Later I found the Word version in FTP. It looked too uncomfortable, so I downloaded Webcompiler and packaged it and sent it to the netizen.
He said to her: Just because it seems too difficult, I recommend you learn to make an e-book. Once you learn it, you can make it into an e-book and then return it. It seems very convenient to me.
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