When it comes to being famous, it is said that one of the simplest principles of judgment was popular among the ancients, that is, only those who appear in primary school Chinese textbooks are truly famous. In terms of early advantage, Kong Rong moved the whole country by giving away pears when he was 4 years old. Sima Guang was initially dissatisfied, but he was already 7 years old when he smashed the vat and lost.
When giving the pear, Kong Rong also made some comments: I am a child, and according to the rules, I should take the smaller one. He became famous and became the annual mascot and a new moral model. As the 20th generation grandson of Confucius, his background was quite upright. However, in the Han Dynasty, hundreds of schools of thought were deposed and Confucianism was the sole focus. What was respected was orderliness, gentleness and humility. His fame was inevitable. Kong Rong's god-making movement was launched across the country. TV, radio, and the Internet were all possessed by Xiang Lin's wife, and they sang songs 24 hours a day. For details, please refer to the bombing propaganda against Lei Feng or Lai Ning.
Basically, during the Three Kingdoms era, even if the majority of people went to the supermarket to buy a bag of salt, took the subway to work, or went to the hair salon to wash their hair, they would still be surrounded by the advanced deeds of the outstanding child Kong Rong. Kong Rong traveled around the country giving lectures on his journey before and after giving birth to a pear. Kong’s mother struck while the iron was hot and published a parenting book, telling how she trained a fertilized egg to become a noble child.
After enjoying the treatment of a superstar, Kong Rong fully understands that what the public loves is the explosive point. So, at age 10, he did a beautiful, big self-marketing exercise.
The famous scholar Li Ying was honored to be chosen by him. Li Ying likes to have celebrity salons in his mansion, and they are so cool that non-celebrities or family friends are not allowed to enter. Kong Rongniu, who claimed to be a family friend of the Li family, swaggered in. Li Ying was confused, who is this kid, here to eat and drink? Kong Rong said: "My ancestor Confucius and your ancestor Li Laojun (Laozi) were teachers and friends. Of course we are family friends."
How knowledgeable and wise, everyone applauded.
There was a Taizhong doctor named Chen Wei who came late. After listening to what others said, he commented coldly: He is young, but older may not be better.
Kong Rong immediately retorted, thinking that this gentleman must have been extremely smart when he was a child!
This quick wit, this speculation, and this momentum are simply on the level of Wu Zongxian and Guo Degang. Li Ying praised him as "a brilliant man must be a great weapon." According to Keigo Higashino's dark reasoning, one might want to ask, is Chen Wei the talk show partner invited by Kong Rong?
At the age of 13, Kong Rong's father passed away. He "suffered from grief and ruin, but was helped to get up" and was once again selected as the annual model of filial piety.
When he was 16 years old, Zhang Jian, a friend of his brother Kong Bao, was wanted for offending the eunuchs and went to the Kong family. When Kong Bao was away, Kong Rong asked Zhang Jian to stay overnight. However, the matter was revealed. The two brothers and Kong's mother "fighted to death", and the court He spoke and asked Kong Bao to atone for his crime. The "Book of the Later Han·Biography of Kong Rong" added a sentence here, "Rong You is to show his fame."
At this point, the tetralogy of Kong Rong's rise to fame is completed. When his brother Kong Bao went to the guillotine, Kong Rong became the spokesperson of loyalty, filial piety and benevolence. His moral aura flew by, and his position of power followed him. He became a hot commodity among headhunters, and people from all over the country invited him to be their boss. official.
He refused.
Is it because the official position is too small?
It was not until Situ Yangci asked him to come out that he happily took up the post. Yang Ci sent him to visit the newly promoted general He Jin, but the doorman on the other side was ignorant and failed to inform him in time, making him wait for a while. How could Kong Rong accept the shame and humiliation of being played by others? He turned around and left. He Jin is not happy either, you are so crazy! A swordsman was sent to assassinate Kong Rong. The swordsman was very sinister and said that if Kong Rong was so famous, it would be better to use him and treat him with courtesy, which would show that you are magnanimous and value talented people. He Jin was indeed an excellent politician. He took advantage of the situation and made a show of generosity by recommending Kong Rong to become a bigger official.
Later, Kong Rong went to Beihai County to serve as prime minister--that was the area most harassed by the underworld gang, the Yellow Turban Army. Kong Rong was so excited that he "gathered the soldiers and the people, raised troops and promoted martial arts, campaigned with officials, and led the states and counties to make plans", trying to deal with those B@st@ards and improve his performance. But the battlefield is disobedient. It does not follow the rules of the talk show stage at all. If Kong Rong's confrontation with the Yellow Turban Army is made into a movie, it will be a collection of his embarrassment, but it will be subdivided into being beaten to pieces, pissed off, defeated, etc. Just a few forms. After this lesson, he learned a lesson and his career plan must be re-formulated.
According to the principle that a soldier must win, Kong Rong used his brains and made a major invention, turning politics into a performance and turning mediocrity into art. This trend became more and more intense in the Jin and Southern and Northern Dynasties, so that the trend of public opinion unified into: Who Whoever is a good person in the game officialdom is a good person, and whoever is diligent and caring for the people is a SB. It is simply good news for those who are lazy and lazy.
When Yuan Tan led his troops to attack the situation, and "the arrows rained down, and the swords and spears fell in the air", it was originally a war movie, but he turned it into an MTV. He was busy posing, reading a book calmly, talking and laughing freely, pretending that nothing happened . Very stylish, right? He thought it was cosplaying Zhou Yu, and while they were chatting and laughing, the oars and oars were turned into ashes? It was indeed wiped out, but the subject became Kong Rong himself. He fled in a panic and even his wife and children were captured. He pitied his family and devoted himself to art.
And Kong Rong himself acted pretty high.
Sometimes he plays a tyrant, and there is a subordinate named Shiyi. On a whim, Kong Rong suddenly feels that this surname is too reactionary. "Shi" means "the people are supreme" and the surname should be changed to "Yes". How dare the subordinates not change it? It became a crime. Kong Rong's novel thinking greatly inspired the Literary Prison of the Qing Dynasty. For example, Emperor Yongzheng's fiery eyes could tell that "Yongzheng had no head" from "What the Weimin stopped", so he went on a killing spree, which was really creative. Because the rent and tax accounts were unclear, Kong Rong executed five postal governors in one day, which was extremely efficient. Treating a confidant, treating him as a son when he loves him, and killing him directly when he hates him, is so true------While sharpening the knife, Bing Yuan stood up and questioned his indiscretion. This time Kong Rong finally Li Qu was at a loss for words and began to lie, saying that he was just joking and blaming Bing Yuan for not having the spirit of entertainment. Bing Yuan asked, how can you make fun of other people's lives? But Kong Rong may have wanted to say in his heart, if I don’t make fun of my life, how can I be seen as different? Should the world worship me more?
Sometimes he played the role of love saint - there was a filial son named Zhen Ziran who unfortunately died young. Although Kong Rong had never met him, it did not prevent Kong Rong from suddenly developing a fanatical mourning for him and constantly "matching him". "Shixuanshe" is a living version of the Three Kingdoms version of "The Love Between Humans and Ghosts"; and Cai Yong praised Kong Rong. After Cai Yong's death, Kong Rong missed Cai Yong excessively (in fact, loving the dead is also a major Chinese tradition), imitating the male protagonists of romance novels. , caught a soldier who looked a bit like Cai Yong to drink, and he missed him when he saw his face. He also affectionately recited the sentence in "The Book of Songs", "Although there are no old men, there are still models." It was like Ma Jingtao was possessed.
Willful, self-centered, mean, pretentious, quick to respond, eloquent, emotional, crazy, strong-minded, and will die if he doesn't shock the world ------ Kong Rong like this, if he obediently became a talk show host, like Zhou Libo, Drinking coffee, copying jokes from the Internet, and B!tching people on Weibo when you have free time should be so low-carbon and environmentally friendly, but Kong Rong didn't. He killed Zuo Chengzu who persuaded him to accept Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, but before long, the situation forced him to seek refuge with Cao Cao. Zuo Chengzu is the same. There are some things that higher-ups can do, but your son can't say. You don't understand this simple truth.
Kong Rong and Cao Cao are completely antonyms. In terms of birth, one is noble and orthodox, a saint, and NB is shining; the other is a wicked and crooked person, "eunuch and ugly". In terms of political opinions, one respects the tradition of the Han Dynasty; the other wants to replace the Liu family. In terms of attitude, one is unrealistic and sensational; the other is "a traitor in troubled times, but a capable minister in governing the world." But Cao Cao needed Kong Rong, a famous figure, to decorate his appearance, so he endured it again and again.
Even though Kong Rong recommended Mi Heng, an unreliable angry young man, to Cao Cao, Cao Cao did not have an attack. Mi Heng was quite literary (he wrote "Ode to a Parrot" which was highly praised by Li Bai), arrogant, cynical, and self-centered. Kong Rong was quite obsessed with him and packed up all the heaviest compliments in the world and dedicated them to him... --Many times, loving someone is because you see yourself in the other person. Loving someone is just another form of narcissism.
Mi Heng was a well-known poisonous tongue sect. He ridiculed Cao Cao's fierce general Xun Yu because he was "well-groomed" and could use his face to mourn. He and Kong Rong, a pair of mean ghosts, flatter each other every day. One is "Zhongni is immortal" and the other is "Yan is resurrected". They take it for fun. Mi Heng only likes two people in the world, Kong Rong and Yang Xiu. The way he likes them is to be their father himself, calling Kong Rong, who is 20 years older than him, his eldest son, and Yang Xiu, who is 2 years younger than him, his younger son. . Vicious language and chaotic behavior can be rounded off as strengths, but the problem is that once Mi Heng shows off his personality, he gets too out of control. If Kong Rong is just neurotic, then Mi Heng is completely neurotic.
Kong Rong recommended Ni Heng to Cao Cao every day, boasting that there was no one like him before or since. Cao Cao gave him face and decided to meet him. But Mi Heng refused to cooperate. He was sarcastic and arrogant towards Cao Cao. Cao Cao asked him to be the drum master and perform in public. Mi Heng did not wear uniforms and played heavy metal music crazily. He was scolded by the official in charge of etiquette. Then, a shocking scene came. ------Mi Heng took off all his clothes in front of Cao Cao and everyone. The strippers were not as calm as he was. He is truly a young rock n' roll guy! Cao Cao laughed at himself and said, "I wanted to humiliate Ni Heng, but I didn't expect to be humiliated by Mi Heng."
Even Kong Rong felt that Mi Heng had gone too far and asked Mi Heng to apologize. Cao Cao was very happy and prepared to receive him. As a result, Mi Heng was wearing coarse linen clothes, holding a three-foot stick, and started a Cao Cao-themed show with the attitude of a shrew. A lengthy diatribe show. Cao Cao was angry and said, "Killing you is as easy as killing a sparrow or a mouse!" But he didn't kill ------ why? As Jung said, many people who are considered mentally ill in modern times often received special treatment in the past, and their abnormal mental state was regarded as evidence of unusualness. Mi Heng is extremely narcissistic and extremely inferior. He can despise anyone in the world, but cannot tolerate the slightest slight from others. He is a typical personality disorder. However, he was still relatively famous in the Three Kingdoms era. Cao Cao used a traditional trick of borrowing a knife to kill someone.
Mi Heng's death did not give Kong Rong any sense of crisis. On the contrary, Cao Cao wanted to kill Yang Biao. Kong Rong threatened that if you kill Yang Biao, I will no longer be an official. After Cao Cao's operation, Kong Rong discovered that this girl was indeed afraid. Mine is even more unscrupulous.
Kong Rong completely regarded opposing Cao Cao as his main hobby in life.
Cao Cao captured Yecheng and went to pay homage to Yuan Shao's tomb, "crying with tears". At the same time, Cao Pi rushed to seize Yuan Shao's daughter-in-law Zhen, pretending that Yuan Shao's son was dead. The father and son really complement each other. The Zhen family is also NB, causing Cao Cao, Cao Pi, and Cao Zhi to fall in love with her. Cao Zhi wrote "Luo Shen Fu" for her, which is all nonsense, but it is these nonsense that proves the status of the Zhen family in Cao Zhi's heart. Regarding this scandal, Kong Rong's sense of justice broke out from time to time. He sent a text message to Cao Cao, saying: "King Wu defeated Zhou and gave Daji to Duke Zhou."
Cao Cao, who had first-class IQ and EQ, didn't notice the irony and asked Kong Rong what allusion he was using. It was very novel. Kong Rong said that judging from people today, it should have been like this in ancient times. It is said that Cao Cao learned a lot of swear words to make him feel bad.
When Cao Cao conquered Wuhuan and was victorious, Kong Rong mocked him for bullying the weak, like a bandit. Cao Cao issued a ban on alcohol. How could Kong Rong, who was "always full of guests and never empty of wine bottles," live? Kong Rong wrote to Cao Cao, shouting: I object! Cao Cao replied to him that Xia Jie and Shang Zhou perished due to drinking, so we must learn from their lessons. Confucius is at odds. Then King Xu Yan perished because of his abuse of benevolence and righteousness, Yan Kuai perished because of humility, Lu Guo damaged its national strength and even perished because of its worship of Confucianism, and the Xia and Shang dynasties also perished because of women, then we are Isn’t it time to unite benevolence, humility, Confucianism, marriage, etc.?
In the end, Kong Rong directly exposed Cao Cao's real motive, which was nothing more than saving food for military use (you clearly wanted to usurp power), and how could he be afraid of subjugating the country.
Who likes to always listen to voices that are against them? Except for masochists. The only difference is that ordinary people can only silently criticize the other party, while the emperor can just kill him for fun. Even Fan Ye, who had a strong preference for Kong Rong, commented in the "Book of the Later Han" that Kong Rong's "speech was erratic and often disobedient" in this debate, which had exceeded the bottom line of tolerance set by Cao Cao for him. , killing him is beyond doubt.
For a high-profile chatterbox like Kong Rong, it is easy to find some excuse. He once encouraged people that during times of famine, if their father was not lovable and they only had one piece of bread left, they might as well give this piece of bread to a stranger, so that their father would starve to death. He also said, what kind of kindness can a father have to his children? His original intention was just to vent his lust. A mother cannot be said to be that great to her children. She is like an earthen jar that holds things. When her children are born, they are just like things being poured out of the earthen jar. Do they still need to write letters of thanks to the earthen jar and serve the earthen jar until they grow old?
These words seem to be out of place now, not to mention the Three Kingdoms who rule the world with filial piety. They are simply considerate to create reasons for Cao Cao to kill him. So, Cao Cao formulated a crime for the descendants of Confucius who respected loyalty and filial piety. He was unfaithful and unfilial, and he justifiably killed him.
Li Ao commented that "Kong Rong's experience is the tragedy of a real person in troubled times." In fact, this time, troubled times are really unjust. Kong Rong's tragedy is the tragedy of his own character. To be precise, it is the character flaws that determine his fate.
He is too aggressive and will kill anyone he sees without mercy. Such a route is a dead end in the officialdom.
Wow, power play is really a technical job. Senior politicians are all movie kings and movie queens. Kong Rong's acting skills are not good, he is not wealthy enough, and he is deviant. If his rebellion had a more logical basis, he would be a post-modern trendy person. However, as Faye Wong said, it is important to rebel for what you are rebelling for. Rebellion without knowing the direction is meaningless and has no power.
Qin Guan's Ci is a brief history of prostitution
------Historical facts come from "History of the Song Dynasty" and "Complete Song Ci"
"If love lasts for a long time, how can it last day and night?" You have been moved by this immortal love that transcends time and space for many years. Then, should I tell you, in fact, this is more likely to be the idol poet Qin Guan getting rid of a certain Infatuated girl?
1085 years. winter.
Zhang Jin rubbed his hands vigorously, and his frozen fingers finally gained some feeling. Tonight, Su Shi's four great kings, Qin Guan, Huang Tingjian, Zhang Lei, and Chao Buzhi, are having a party in uniform, which is not open to the media. As the chief paparazzi of the best-selling gossip tabloid "Kaifeng Entertainment Weekly", Zhang Jin could only wait outside the door of Su Shi's mansion, hoping to capture the hidden gossip material when the show was over.
Staring at the lights in the house, Zhang Jin's phone vibrated. He received a text message from the newspaper editor: Focus on monitoring Qin Guan.
Yes, the new scholar Qin Guan, the popular writer Qin Guan, the public lover Qin Guan, the scandal king Qin Guan - please give a reason to ignore him first? When Su Shi praised him as having the talents of Qu Yuan and Song Yu, when Wang Anshi praised his poems as "fresh and graceful, like Bao (Zhao) and Xie (View)", when Huang Tingjian praised him as "unparalleled in the country", when women in the country were mainly prostitutes. Literary youth collectively voted him "the number one dream lover in the Northern Song Dynasty", and Qin Guan became the darling of the local media and was followed 24 hours a day. What's more important is that his affair with the legendary Su Xiaomei has become the hottest gossip on the Internet, and every clue has been infinitely magnified, revealed and displayed in front of the public.
In the early morning, Zhang Jin, who was so cold that he almost turned into a snowman, received a call from Qin Guan's agent. The other party said that Qin Guan would hold a press conference to clarify the rumors. Just like those paparazzi who waited in front of Cecilia Cheung's delivery room day and night and were even more excited than Nicholas Tse when they heard the news of "birth", Zhang Jin was excited but also relieved. In any case, after the media meeting, she could finally have a good sleep. Go to sleep.
This time, all living entertainment reporters and cultural reporters from across the country were present.
But seeing superstar Qin Guan gracefully appear on stage surrounded by several bodyguards and assistants. He lightly opened his red lips, unable to conceal his anger: "My real wife's name is Xu Wenmei, not Su Xiaomei. The rumors with Su Xiaomei are totally unfounded. It is said that more than 500 years later, Feng Menglong also wrote an article "Su Xiaomei's Three Difficulties" in "Three Words and Two Pats" "The Groom" said that Su Xiaomei was "begging for marriage" and I passed the test. During the wedding, she even asked me questions, which made us look like a savage wife and a horny husband. It is very unreliable. I will reserve the lawsuit against Feng Menglong. Right. To Feng Menglong, I would like to give him a piece of advice: please do not imitate Song Zude. "
The number of views of this video set a record in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Overnight, "Su Xiaomei" and "Xu Wenmei" entered the top three search terms on Baidu. The results of the human flesh search by netizens showed that Su Xiaomei is not actually Su Shi's sister, but the youngest of Su Shi's three sisters, who is older than Su Shi. One year older, she is a talented woman. Although the public very much hopes for a match between a talented man and a talented woman, all netizens have to give up their lust for the two of them and are convinced that Feng Menglong is indeed full of lies - the so-called "Su Xiaomei" She is 15 years older than Qin Guan. When she married her cousin at the age of 21, Qin Guan was only 6 years old. And Su Xiaomei's life was a mess. She was neglected and abused by her husband's family. The child died not long after giving birth. She didn't have time to wait for Qin Guan to grow up and engage in extramarital affairs.
Xu Wenmei is the eldest daughter of a rich man named Xu in Gaoyou. She belongs to the second generation of wealth. Her father bought an official position and admired intellectuals very much. He vowed to let his daughter marry an educated man, so he fell in love with the talented Qin Guan.
That media clarification meeting was the only time Qin Guan mentioned his wife in public. He has more than 400 poems and more than 100 love poems, but he did not mention Xu Wenmei once, probably because of lack of space.
So who are his poems mentioning? Basically, his love poem is a brief history of picking up girls, and the central idea is to eulogize the beauty of nightclub girls. He is reluctant to part with each style of lady, but this will not stop him from collecting the next style of lady. Qian Zhongshu always hit the nail on the head. He said Qin Guan's poems were "blatantly smuggled love." What is blatant smuggling? On the one hand, I openly despise public opinion, on the other hand, I openly despise my wife, so I will engage in extramarital affairs and love whoever I want.
Why is Qin Guan so awesome? Asking such a question would make the people of the Song Dynasty very angry. Originally, in their view, the status of lyricists and singers was in heaven and earth. If Fang Wenshan looked like Zhou Yimin, had a melancholy temperament like Huaze, and had a philanthropic mind, which woman in the world would not be able to climb up to him? The bed is your responsibility? The people of the Song Dynasty retorted: Then Jay Chou, who is so cool to you, we think is just cannon fodder, a passerby with no sense of existence.
When it comes to playing melancholy, Qin Guan is a master in the industry. He has a well-known title called "Eternal Sad Man". What are you sad about? There are only two sad themes for Chinese literati: not being able to become an official and not being able to pick up girls. Qin Guan studied military studies at the age of 15 and dreamed of becoming a military strategist. As a result, he failed the college entrance examination for the first time and was so angry that he almost died of illness. With Su Shi's encouragement, he won the Jinshi at the age of 36. His career thereafter was hampered by factions in the political world. Struggle and his personal ignorance of current affairs (he and Su Shi often said a lot of things in the court that the emperor didn't like to hear, like a pair of idiots), so soon Su Shi and his faction became the unlucky front wave, and were repeatedly attacked again and again. They were distributed and finally arrived in the impoverished mountainous area of Guangdong. In such a bloody situation, Su Shi was still optimistic and wrote some Ah Q poems pretending to be detached, while Qin Guan ran along the path of gloom and mist. Su Shi looked at the river and wrote, "When the river goes eastward, all the waves will be washed away." This is a pure man like Zhang Fengyi, but Qin Guan wrote, "Every spring river is full of tears, endless flow, and a lot of sorrow." Don't you know? River water is the tears of the earth. This is like Cai Kangyong, even if he plays melancholy, he never forgets to be cute.
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