Too much looking for a beating.
Listen to this reasonable tone.
The two teams immediately started fighting each other, and it was so fierce that Zhou Dalei wanted to take off his shirt and go shirtless to burn all the energy in his body, letting them know the consequences of irritating him: "Take my Ziwu, take my Ziwu, I will let you Grab my Ziwu!"
"I didn't grab it. How can I call it a grab? If I'm not as good as others, I'd rather be defeated. dmn it. Don't slap your mother in the face!"
Amidst the melee------
Carter watched helplessly as the young man with a mask who had provoked the dispute just now and looked like he was exuding an old aura was paddling calmly in the water, then left the battlefield after paddling. His paddling skills were quite superb, but he didn't People found him slipping away quietly.
When he walked out of the melee, he even raised his hand to straighten his hair.
Very image conscious.
...
In the summer, this man was wearing long sleeves and long pants, and a mask on his face, so his facial features could not be seen clearly.
He obviously also wanted to walk under the shade of the trees. Looking around, there was no sun except the area where Carter was standing, so Carter quickly became a person next to him.
The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Carter.
He and Carter stood side by side watching the battle, and then he took out a pink, strawberry-flavored lollipop from his pocket. He peeled off the sugar coating in twos and twos. The temperature was too high and the sugar melted a little. Carter smelled a sweet and greasy smell in the air.
Then the man opened his mask, put the black fabric loosely around his chin, and held the lollipop in his mouth for a while. He had no patience for eating candy, so he chewed it with his teeth for a while, and when he was about to find a place to throw away the garbage, he In hindsight, I realized that the person standing next to me might also be a player from the opposite camp who came to ask for Ziwu.
Carter couldn't hold it back for a while: "What are you looking at?"
He secretly stared at others and was told directly. The man didn't feel any discomfort at all. He pulled up the mask again without changing his expression, and hooked his fingers on the edge of the fabric. The black fabric and fingers were in sharp contrast, and his skin color looked abnormal. Bai Bai: "Are you from their side too?"
Carter said: "So what."
Mask thought for a while and said, "Friend, how about two moves?"
The battle on the other side was fierce. To be honest, Carter felt quite embarrassed and didn't want to take action: "Friend, I advise you to cherish your life."
The mask folded the cuffs upward in two, revealing a lean wrist: "What a coincidence, I like to seek death."
After two rounds of fighting, Carter had to admit that this man's skills were surprisingly good.
The fighting posture is extremely neat, done in one go, fast, ruthless, and accurate. If you accidentally hit it, it will hurt along the skin and bones.
Carter has been fighting in the crowd since he was a child. He was beaten a lot when he was a child. After he was ten years old, he was basically the only one who beat others. He rarely felt the feeling of being suppressed by others.
But it only took a moment. After Carter tripped the mask with a dirty trick, the battlefield between the two people turned to the ground. The mask took a while to stabilize Carter's arms. He wanted to get up from under Carter, but unexpectedly Carter lifted his knee and pressed it against his stomach.
"Wait a minute------" the mask said, "Do you know what the surface temperature is today?"
Although there is a red warning for high temperatures these days, people are doing poached egg experiments on the ground every day.
Carter wants to say that you, a grown man, are not so delicate, right?
Just when Carter was stunned, the mask directly pressed him and turned over. The two people's positions were instantly switched, and the mask raised his eyebrows - his eye sockets were deep, the distance between his eyebrows was narrow, and his eyes were deep.
He came very close, put one hand on Carter's neck, and said, "It's quite warm. Feel it."
"I feel your uncle."
The two of them couldn't compete on the ground for a few times.
Carter felt that his body suddenly became lighter. When he looked again, he saw that the mask had climbed up from his body very quickly. He patted the dust on his clothes and pants, then stretched out his hand towards him, pulled him up, and suddenly started gibbering in his mouth. Said: "...Friend, why are you so careless? You can fall even on the ground. Be careful when walking. How can I safely let you go to the park alone with you like this?"
Carter really couldn't understand this operation: "Are you stupid?"
The mask said: "You are the idiot."
After saying that, the mask shouted to the other side: "Stop --- stop fighting, the note is coming."
Only then did Carter vaguely hear the sound of the police car, and then he saw five or six heavily armed police officers getting out of the car one after another across the road, pointing across the road and shouting: "Squat down! Hold your head." ! Don’t move! You’re so brave!”
The two of them were a little far away from the battlefield where the crowd was fighting, and their masks responded quickly. They pulled Carter to his feet before the police got out of the car. The police did not expect that there would be two people under the tree who were taking advantage of the cool weather and fighting each other. fish.
The mask was placed on Carter's shoulders. From a distance, the two of them looked like a pair of good brothers strolling in the park at 10:30 in the morning: "You're welcome. My ears work better. In this way, let's compare the confessions. What do you think?" What kind of identity do you want? I have already thought about it for myself. I am just an innocent person who came to the park to digest after eating too much. "
Carter said indifferently: "I am too lazy to care about you."
Face mask:"......"
Carter added: "Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight?"
"It's not that I'm afraid," Mask shrugged nonchalantly, "I just find it troublesome."
Originally, the two of them should have been lucky enough to watch the police force a dozen or so people away, but fate was not as good as fate.
One of the guys with a relatively poor psychological quality was so depressed that he looked left and right, but couldn't find his eldest brother. When he turned around, he saw that his eldest brother was standing under the tree, so he panicked and shouted like a chicken looking for its mother. A voice: "------Brother Ashton!"
...
Ashton He really had ten thousand national curses in his heart.
Carter: "Brother Zhao? You?"
Ashton said: "If I say I'm not, will you believe it?"
Carter broke away Ashton's hand on his shoulder, and the scene of brotherly love came to an end. He immediately turned his face and said, "You should ask the police if they believe it."
Of course the police didn't believe it.
I would rather kill him by mistake than let him go. Anyway, capture him first.
The policeman stood in front of the two of them, looking from one to the other. For a moment he was not sure which "Brother Ashton" was: "Brother Zhao? Who is it?"
Ashton took the initiative to claim his name in the world: "I am me. My last name is Ashton, Zhuo Yue Chao."
Before Carter had time to save himself and distance himself from them, he heard the man next to him who had just pulled him up from the ground and wanted to make a confession with him introduced to the police: "Uncle policeman, he is the target of my fight." "
Carter: ... I really thank you.
"Take them away together, catch them all back to me!"
In the police station.
There were too many of them. Seventeen or eight people lined up to walk in, a long line like walking on a red carpet. After reaching the designated place, the people divided into two rows and squatted down facing each other, holding their heads. It was especially like the kind shown on TV. Criminals.
Zhou Dalei still felt a little strange, and pushed Carter with his elbow: "Lao Xie, do you think we are like drug dealers now? This kind of treatment--I have only seen it on TV, think about Blackwater Town like this The police comrades are really kind. At least they will give me a chair to sit on. "
Carter: "You still want to sit on the stool? Just think about it."
Ashton squatted opposite Carter and couldn't help but laughed.
The policeman sitting in the middle of the conference table knocked on the table: "What are you doing, do you think you are here for a tea party? And you, why are you smiling? Why are you still wearing this thing on your face? You know how embarrassing it is." , pick it for me."
Ashton took off his mask in cooperation: "No, I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays."
"Then you are very hardworking and come out to fight."
Ashton said: "There is no way, for the sake of the tribe. In fact, I am a peace lover and don't like to fight and kill."
Zhou Dalei nudged Carter with his elbow again. He held it in for a while, but he couldn't hold it back any longer: "Fuck, you're so handsome."
Carter: "Zhou Dalei, do you think it's appropriate for you to squat in the station and be infatuated with a man?"
Ashton heard this and replied in a good mood: "Brother, you are quite handsome too."
Zhou Dalei laughed and thought this guy was a bit interesting: "Hey, are you a mixed race? You look a bit fashionable."
Although the man in front of him was squatting, his momentum was not diminished at all. The hairstyle is clean and neat, most of the forehead is exposed, the bridge of the nose is high, the eyes are narrow and long, and the double eyelids are deep. When looking at others, those eyes seem to be able to speak, unfathomable, dangerous and unfocused.
"I am of mixed blood from eight countries. My ancestors lived in Europe for three generations, and later moved to Southeast Asia. My father is Arab and my mother is French." Seeing the expression of admiration on Zhou Dalei's face, Ashton paused and said incredulously. , "...Do you believe this? I am Chinese, purebred, not mixed."
Seeing that the two were about to transcend hatred and establish a friendship, the police finally got to the point and nipped this friendship in the cradle: "Can any of you tell me what is going on? Why are they fighting?"
Zhou Dalei jumped up immediately: "Because they robbed me! My Ziwu, that is my courage and faith!"
The police signaled him to stop: "Zi Wu? Are you still robbing something?"
Carter had a headache after hearing this. He felt that what followed was a bit shameful.
Sure enough, I heard Zhou Dalei say seriously: "It is the sword that Pangu used when he created the world. It has 999+ defense value and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell it for money. The most important thing is to sell it." money."
"We didn't steal it," another group of people were unhappy and said one after another, "How can we say it was stolen? The Pangu Magic Sword fell to the ground and there was no name written on it."
The police suspected that they had arrested a group of mentally ill people.
In order to restore the truest motivation for the fight and gain a deeper understanding of the ins and outs of the incident, several police officers downloaded the online game "Genesis".
The whole story is ridiculous.
They said it was a fight, and no one was injured. They had already stopped when the police arrived, and they didn't see any violent scenes.
"Who owns the Pangu Magic Sword?"
Someone raised their hand: "Here I am."
The police had a sentencing standard in mind: "You log into your account."
"We boarded it. In my backpack, it's the purple one, yes..."
Then the policeman took the mouse and clicked [Discard] in the right-click properties.
"I want to tell you that in the face of a harmonious society, the Pangu Magic Sword is nothing at all." The policeman turned around righteously, facing a group of "criminal teenagers" who were crying without tears, and said with emotion, "No matter how precious it is, , can you value the peace of your motherland? "
Zhou Dalei: "...!?"
Carter: ...
Ashton: ...
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