The "Pangu Divine Sword", the symbol of the king that the whole server was fighting for, was abandoned at the foot of Yeboar Mountain.
Zhou Dalei felt like someone had stabbed him in the heart. It was the kind that pierced the whole body, commonly known as heart stabbing.
A group of Internet-addicted teenagers addicted to gaming almost rushed to snatch the mouse from the police uncle, but their remaining sanity still kept pulling at them: No, it's inappropriate, they can't fight, don't seek death. Don't hold back.
The policeman pointed to the computer screen again, where a wild boar was scurrying around the radiant Pangu Magic Sword: "It's just a virtual prop. I don't object to you teenagers playing games, but you have to play it appropriately and have the right value." concept. Let’s continue to talk about returning to a harmonious society, a harmonious society..."
After half an hour of ideological education, their minds were filled with the four characters of harmonious society, turning them over and over in their minds.
Carter was tired from squatting, so he took advantage of the opportunity and sat down on the ground when no one was paying attention.
Zhou Dalei caught this subtle movement with his peripheral vision: "Lao Xie, you are lazy."
Carter patted the ground beside him and said, "Sit down too."
... Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds and then got scared, "I don't dare. I'm afraid he will let me log into my game account and throw away all the other equipment I worked so hard to build. I'm weak." The mind cannot bear such a blow."
Carter: "Progress."
When the education was almost complete, the policeman wanted to check and accept his educational achievements. He coughed twice in front of him, cleared his throat, and then asked loudly and sternly like a military training instructor: "Let me ask a question and everyone will answer, what is a harmonious society?" "
No one can answer.
I just listened to a lot of harmonious society, and I didn’t say that I should focus on preparing for the test. I just remembered it, and it would be good if I could sit down and listen to it.
"Yes Yes Yes......?"
The word "Yes" was pronounced one after another, with cadence and emotion, and no one continued for a long time.
The policeman glanced at the group of people, then personally answered: "Where is the pacifist just now? Do you know?"
Ashton felt a little sleepy after hearing this, his eyes squinted, and when his name was called, he looked up and looked forward: "Me?"
The policeman said: "It's just you, you answer."
Ashton didn't even know what the question was. He looked around and no one had any intention of reminding him. He thought about it and replied, "I choose C."
...
Because of Ashton's answer, the number of words in everyone's review increased from two thousand to three thousand.
The environment for writing self-reviews is also particularly bad. They are not given a desk and must be dealt with on the spot. Carter put the paper on his knees, and with a little more force, the pen tip poked a hole in the paper.
After writing a few lines, Carter finally frowned impatiently when he reached the second page: "Fuck."
"Don't be impatient, my friend, and calm down." Ashton was opposite Carter, and his posture when writing his self-review was also very strange. His handwriting was so crazy that it almost flew up, but he said calmly, "Life That's it, there are often many problems that you can't imagine, but we can overcome it... dmn it! This paper is so fragile, it will break without pulling it. "
Carter raised his eyes and saw that the A4 paper that Ashton was pressing with his hand was mostly cracked. The content covered on it made people wonder if he had ever learned Chinese. Looking at his posture, he wished he could read every line of it. Connect them together with a connecting pen.
Ashton took out another piece of paper and put it on the ground. A little brother next to him was obviously impressed by his "good calligraphy". He leaned over and stared at it for a long time. Then the little brother clicked his tongue and said in amazement: "I said Why do you write so fast? What is this?"
Ashton said: "Isn't he so handsome?"
Carter: "It's really rare for you to have such confidence."
Zhou Dalei was bored when he was writing, so he came over to chat: "Hey, this handsome man has defeated the brothers. I heard that you are their boss?"
Ashton stopped and raised his head. His collar was wide open, and there was a red rope around his neck. Following the momentum, he held a piece of jade and drew it out. The shape of the jade pendant was simple, in the shape of a round safety buckle: "Boss? Not really, we met in the Internet cafe and play games together occasionally. "
Now that Ziwu has been thrown away, we are not acquainted without fighting, and we are sitting here together in adversity. It can be said that we are destined to be together, but Zhou Dalei still couldn't help but ask: "Do you have a share in robbing Ziwu?"
"I don't have that much free time. After I ate enough to hold myself up, I stayed awake and guarded the hidden BOSS resurrection point for three days," Ashton added, "But buddy, I'm really sorry. This idea was indeed mine. I was just joking at the time. I didn't expect them to be so persistent."
Hearing that the group of people said they wanted the Pangu Magic Sword but could not defeat the hidden boss, he casually said: Go grab it.
Unexpectedly, it really provided them with new ideas.
Zhou Dalei didn't quite understand: "------Then you came out to provoke me before the fight."
Ashton said: "Since you want to fight, then fight well, isn't it? The atmosphere you have is not right in the first place. I will come out to adjust it, my friend, I really have no other intentions."
Zhou Dalei: ... Why does this sound so strange?
Carter: "Thank you very much."
Ashton: "You're welcome."
It was almost evening when the reviews were handed in. Because one person was writing very slowly, all the reviews had to be handed in before he could leave, so the one who finished first was waiting nearby.
"A mere three thousand words can knock you down, but you are still not a man." Ashton tried to point him out at first, but later he admitted that this man is a brat and cannot be taught. "I can't write a self-criticism. I was wrong. I deeply regret it." After realizing the mistake, I promise not to make it again next time, and then look forward to your future--write, I say you write."
Carter stood aside and watched with cold eyes. It took others to finish writing three thousand words before this man started to write the beginning. He didn't talk as much as Ashton. He only said one sentence that made the man almost cry: "Tell me, have you really completed the nine-year compulsory education?"
...
"Are you all here?" The policeman received the call again and went out to handle some matters. He held the thick stack of self-examination papers, flipped through them casually, and said, "Okay, that's it. Read on. You are a first offender, and the organization has decided to give you a chance to reform. We hope this will never happen again. Regardless of whether you are a minor or not, you must take responsibility for your actions. "
Everyone said, "Yes, yes, thank you, policeman."
"Not next time."
"We must always keep in mind the four core elements and eight basic points of a harmonious society."
"This way, you stand in two rows as you did when you came here," the policeman said.
Zhou Dalei pondered, is this asking everyone to go out neatly together? It is indeed a place that pays attention to order.
Carter and Ashton stood face to face according to their original positions - this man put on the mask again at some point, leaving only his two eyes exposed.
After everyone stood up, the police dropped a bombshell, blowing them to pieces: "Our police station adheres to the education of love, and based on the principle of love, we will take some targeted measures against you children who fight. For example, shake hands, hug each other, and say "I love you, my friend," so that you can truly understand the meaning of the four words "harmonious society." Children, the world is beautiful and full of love. "
Carter: ...
Ashton: ...
Zhou Dalei: "...? !" Are the police in this area too perverted?
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Carter was sitting in the Lanzhou Ramen restaurant, looking at his phone while waiting for Zhou Dalei to eat his second portion of ramen.
"I really don't dare to fight in this area anymore," Zhou Dalei used chopsticks to peel off onions and garlic, scooped up the noodles and stuffed them into his mouth, slurring his words, "I'm so dmn scared."
Carter put down his phone: "You can talk about it after you finish eating."
Zhou Dalei swallowed it wholeheartedly, not afraid of the heat: "I, Lei Zi, have been traveling in the world for sixteen years. This is the first time I have met such a friend - I love you, my friend? Can you give the young man in the world a way to survive?"
The more the noodle-eating gangster boy talked, the more he felt miserable. In the end, all his emotions were condensed into one sentence: "I don't obey anyone, but I obey the shameless brother who was in the bureau just now. How could he?" So skilled?"
Carter's face turned a little blue when he heard that someone was shameless.
Of all the people, Ashton was the one with the least psychological burden and the fastest one.
He grabbed Carter's hand quite naturally, put his arms around the other person's shoulders and hugged him sincerely, and read the seven words "I love you, my friend" full and emotional, looking like a couple who had been separated. Brothers for many years.
It was already dark, and the wind suddenly blew in the evening, cooling down some of the hot weather.
"Actually, I really don't care about the Ziwu piece of gaming equipment today." Zhou Dalei's voice suddenly dropped. He put down his chopsticks and said, "As you know, I'm not good at studying. I really read that textbook. The first two are mostly trivial things. My parents' barbecue stall doesn't seem like much work, but it's really tiring. But what can I do? I can only play games, so I can play games. , selling gaming equipment...Boss Xie, do you think it’s possible for me to become a professional e-sports player?”
Carter said nothing and listened quietly.
"Forget it, I'll just say it casually. No matter how good you are at playing games, what kind of job can this be?" Zhou Dalei took a tissue from the side, wiped his mouth, and then stood up, "Let's go, it's getting late, go back quickly. Have you told your mother this time? She should be worried again. "
Zhou Dalei is usually a very heartless person. If you don't know him, you will see that he is a typical ignorant and unskilled ba5tard.
When I was in technical secondary school, I caught up with a girl I liked. That girl happened to be in the second year of high school at the time. I thought it was really cool to find a social friend. After the second year of high school, I thought he was not good at this or that. He was simply low-key. Heart, saying that he was really blind at the time.
But the Zhou Dalei Carter knew was not like this.
"Leiko."
"Um?"
"Do you like playing games?"
"Like it."
"What do you think of your strength?"
Zhou Dalei just thought that Carter was chatting with him, and casually said: "How about Thieving Niu Pi?"
As a result, Zhou Dalei walked out a long way and found that Carter had not followed.
He turned around and was about to shout, "What are you doing? You can't leave, you have to catch the bus?" when he heard this good brother standing ten meters away and said to him: "I think you can do it."
Zhou Dalei was stunned.
Carter said with a smile: "You are a thief."
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