The sound of gongs and drums rang around the sedan. The sound was terrifying and desolate. It didn't sound like a wedding, but like a funeral.
The sedan moved forward slowly and then stopped.
A high-pitched voice sounded, "The bride is leaving the sedan chair!"
So fast?
Jasper Yu, who was always vigilant, jumped off the sedan, looked up and met a pair of gloomy eyes, and was immediately startled.
A middle-aged man and middle-aged woman stood in front of him. The middle-aged woman stared at Jasper Yu, very dissatisfied with his actions just now.
Jasper Yu covered his face with a fan without leaving a trace, and secretly lowered his head.
These should be the groom's parents.
The two pairs of feet in front of her were wearing dark red shoes, with their toes touching the ground but facing backwards.
Jasper Yu took a breath and immediately looked away.
Several other people came out of the sedan one after another.
Mabel Li covered her face with a fan, raised her orchid fingers, and with the help of a servant, she got down from the sedan in a dignified manner.
Her face was red and she looked excited and shy.
Like a real bride.
Jasper Yu couldn't help but look at her a few more times, always feeling that Mabel Li was a little strange.
The couple were obviously very satisfied with Mabel Li, and they jumped stiffly toward her on tiptoes.
They were laughing, pushing the flesh on their faces to both sides, which was weird and ugly.
Mabel Li was not aware of this and instead bowed to them Yingying, during which he even glanced at Jasper Yu proudly.
Contaminated?
Jasper Yu secretly moved a little further away from Mabel Li.
Oliver Qin followed Jasper Yu like a little follower and stuck his head out to take a look at Mabel Li, who looked like a lady.
Her bright red lips gave him a cold smile.
He quickly pulled his head back.
Rowan Xie obviously noticed something strange about Mabel Li. He glanced at Jasper Yu from afar, and then quickly looked away.
Ivy Yu was the last one to come out of the sedan. She still looked a little dazed and kept shaking her fan.
"Don't you feel hot?"
She walked to Jasper Yu and asked.
Jasper Yu shook his head, and then he realized that Ivy Yu's face was covered with sweat and his clothes were soaked, as if he had done strenuous exercise.
Ivy Yu pulled at the collar, not only her face but also her whole body was sweating. Xiuhe's clothes were immediately soaked with her sweat.
It was too late for Jasper Yu to stop him.
Her entire head became unnaturally flushed, and her exposed palms also turned very, very red.
She fanned herself fiercely and kept mumbling about how hot it was.
White smoke suddenly floated out from her facial features, and her face shriveled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The white smoke coming out of the mouth that opened and closed floated in front of Jasper Yu.
Jasper Yu, who had been on guard all the time, took a few steps back. He was not caught by the white smoke, but he still felt the hot breath.
At this moment, white smoke came out from Ivy Yu's body, more and more, and suddenly enveloped Ivy Yu.
After the white smoke dissipated, Ivy Yu still kept fanning, but turned into a mummy.
She was completely unaware of this. She rolled her protruding eyeballs in a circle, stared at Jasper Yu who was standing in the distance at some point, and said, "Jasper Yu, you are hot and sweating. Do you want me to fan you?"
The sweat was probably caused by being scared!
Seeing that Ivy Yu was about to jump over, Jasper Yu flicked his sleeves and cursed loudly: "Stay there for me! Why don't you have any idea?"
Oliver Qin gave a thumbs up, my eldest brother is indeed my eldest brother.
Ivy Yu was obviously stunned by the scolding.
What has become of yourself?
She raised her hand, looking at her hand with only skin and bones, and her breathing became rapid.
[Principle 4: No matter how hot it is on your wedding day, please do not fan. After all, the homophone of fan is to break up. The beautiful bride definitely wants to be with the groom for a long time~]
ah! ! ! !
Her screams were accompanied by the couple's laughter.
The man's face became more fleshy. He tilted his head and said to Ivy Yu: "Brides who don't follow the rules must be punished, right?"
The woman also stared at Ivy Yu, "You have to be punished, right?"
"No, no, no!"
Ivy Yu shook her head desperately, and she didn't even notice that her right hand was shaking the fan from beginning to end.
The couple raised their voices again, tilting their heads and looking at her for a moment, "You have to be punished, right?"
"No...yes...yes."
Ivy Yu finally stopped moving, fell to the ground with a bang after finishing speaking, and never moved again.
The couple smiled happily, looking at the remaining people, laughing, "Brides who don't follow the rules will be punished."
The third person...
The atmosphere suddenly became tense.
The servants giggled.
"The bride enters the house!"
Several people followed the servants to the gate of Li Mansion with pale faces.
The gate of Li Mansion is very large and can accommodate more than ten people walking in at the same time.
The servant motioned for them to line up at the door, and then shouted, "Come in!"
Jasper Yu took a deep breath and stepped into the gate of Li Mansion.
Suddenly he was pushed from behind. He staggered and raised his right foot and stepped on the ground, barely steadying himself.
He turned away angrily.
"you!"
Mabel Li, who stood behind him at some point, kept pushing him, grinning from ear to ear.
"Brother Jasper Yu!"
Oliver Qin exclaimed and looked at Jasper Yu's feet.
Jasper Yu lowered his head, his feet were stepping on the threshold.
[Principle 6: After entering the man’s house, please be sure not to step on the threshold. Future mothers-in-law and father-in-law may be very angry! 】
"He stepped on it!"
"He stepped on it!"
The couple's heads were bent 90 degrees to one side and they looked at Jasper Yu excitedly.
"Disobedient brides will be punished!"
"punish!"
The couple got closer and closer, and their slender black nails were about to touch his face and tear him apart.
The stunned Jasper Yu finally moved. While he took back his foot on the threshold, he raised his hand and slapped the couple's hands away.
He was still so calm and composed, "Isn't this already stepped on? Why are you so anxious?"
The air suddenly became quiet.
The couple who were rendered speechless by Jasper Yu were stunned for a moment before they came to their senses.
Their pale faces turned red, their eyes opened as wide as possible, and their white eyes stared at Jasper Yu.
The voice was shrill and loud, "It must be punished! It must be punished!"
Jasper Yu placed his hand on his side, sweating nervously.
what to do?
He yelled at Lao Gong in his heart, and the strategy elf flew in front of him and said a little tangledly; "Bao, there are two of them, and the strategy can only be implemented on one fixed target~"
"No, can't you provide some useful strategy information? Can't you exploit some loopholes in the rules?"
"Baozi, I have a ***** strategy system~"
"So you should give me some strategies!"
"Baozi, what on earth are you talking about? I can't understand it~"
Gan! What a broken strategy spirit! The bull's head is not the horse's mouth.
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