The flag-raising ceremony on the first day of school is also the most important flag-raising ceremony this school year.
Several handsome guys from the school flag honor guard entered the venue. After the flag was raised, the sophomore high school student came on stage to deliver a speech under the national flag.
This person's name is Noah Yin, and he is a monopoly-level academic in the second year of high school. As long as he takes the exam, he will not be left behind in second place. His skin is dark, like an iron tower, making people think of a "bear" out of thin air.
The title of Noah Yin's lecture was "Kill Procrastination" and he talked about ways to deal with procrastination.
On the day of registration, the lean boy gossiped about the head teacher and gossiped about the top student in the school. He said nervously: "The top student in the monopoly class is so good, but those two in the senior year are miserable---"
Logan Shen lazily asked: "Why is it so miserable?"
"It's really miserable." The other party shook his head with a sad look, "Originally, one of them was also a monopoly-level academic master, but who knew that the other one suddenly transferred to our school! Damn it, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain. Then it was called a wonderful thing, the two looked at each other It’s not pleasing to the eye, I’ll fight to death every day---"
Logan Shen said: "Don't Fcuking betray me."
"Brother Shen, don't worry." The lean boy continued to tell the story, "One day, the math teacher of their two classes got nervous and left a question from the World Mathematical Olympiad Competition! Who can do it?! The former god of learning did two questions When he was an hour, he solved half of it. Then his deskmate, who was also in the top five in age, and the new student were neighbors. They met in the elevator. In order to impress his mother who was always a "neighbor's kid", he changed the name of the former student. The new student suddenly realized the problem and solved the remaining half. In order to "repay the favor", the teacher didn't explain it to the girl the next day. That question, but Yuan Xue Shen secretly glanced at the back half of the paper at the same table and knew it. Later, these two students, oh, let me laugh for a while... From then on, the girl's eyes looked wrong. ...It seems...Only the other person is worthy of my IQ, and they can complement each other perfectly and solve problems together. That Math Olympiad is a destined fate...I even asked her to have dinner. Movie! Treat the other person as a love rival! Then one day I suddenly find out the truth, hahaha..."
... Logan Shen asked, "What then?"
"What else can there be?"
"Tch, boring."
"...What else did you expect?"
At this point in the gossip, the speech on "Kill Procrastination" is finally over. The representatives of outstanding teachers and the principal of R Middle School delivered speeches respectively. The content was nothing more than asking everyone to study hard in the new semester and live up to their youth.
Then, everyone lined up and walked back to the classroom.
There was no morning self-study on the first day, and the class teacher divided the seats.
Tietou David Yu arranged the boys in one line and the girls in one line, seating them according to their height. Boys sit with boys, girls sit with girls, and the tables in front and behind are of the opposite S3x.
However, because there were more boys than girls in Class 1 and Six of Senior High School, when Harper Xia arrived, the girl happened to be at the end of the queue, leaving only a single girl. David Yu let her sit at the same table with Harper Xia, and they were honored to be all The only person in class who has a deskmate of the opposite S3x.
There are eight rows of seats in the classroom, and Harper Xia sat in the seventh row. His deskmate took the initiative to chat: "My name is Mia Ye. What is your name?" Mia Ye's skin is very white, like a fluorescent lamp, her hair is very black, her lips are very red, her eyes are big, she is very beautiful, but her cheeks are a bit sporadic. Small freckles.
Harper Xia's voice was soft: "Harper Xia."
He has an arrogant personality and does not form close relationships with others, but he looks fair and has a sweetness in his voice. People who don't know him generally can't see his "arrogant" side.
While they were chatting, someone from the last row - the table behind him - came casually carrying his schoolbag.
Harper Xia: ...
Enemies meet on a narrow road, but the ancients were sincere and would not deceive me. Logan Shen was tall, so it was normal to sit in the last row, but she didn't expect to be right behind him.
Logan Shen kicked the stool a few times to get a satisfactory angle, and sat down on it, as if she didn't have any hands.
After two seconds, Logan Shen stretched out her long legs, "duangduang" lightly kicked the underside of Harper Xia's chair at the front table twice, and got closer: "Crystal skin jelly? Are you surprised?"
Harper Xia turned around and said in a soft voice, "Whatever."
After saying that, he pulled the chair forward and stayed away from Logan Shen.
...
After two long bells rang, high school study life officially began.
On the first day, Harper Xia discovered that...all the teachers in Class 1 and Six were abnormal.
The first Chinese lesson was taught by Tietou David Yu.
Tietou David Yu is even more abnormal in terms of abnormality.
His movements were very erratic and coquettish, advancing and retreating, far and near, uncertain left and right, just like an expert. And the most annoying thing is that whenever he has a question, he will pat the table next to him and say, "You answer it."
As a result, the whole class stared nervously at Tietou's feet, hoping that he would not "swish" over and be frightened.
In the first class, Tietou David Yu did not teach much text, but used a lot of Chinese knowledge to explain the truth to the students present.
"Thousands of hammers carved out the deep mountains ---" Tietou David Yu was thinking, and he just walked up to Harper Xia's table, waved his hand and said, "Tell me, what poem is the next sentence?" "After that, he walked backwards and walked back.
... Harper Xia discovered that she had lost her memory. He had memorized the poem "Ode of Lime" and was able to memorize it. Yu Qian, a great figure in the Ming Dynasty, wrote a poem about things and ambitions. He said that people should not be afraid of hardships. However, at this time, one sentence kept going around on the tip of his tongue, There is just no way around the exit.
Logan Shen saw that Crystal Skin Jelly was not good at it, and immediately reminded in a low voice: "Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are just waiting."
... It sounded about the same, and he had a bit of an impression. Harper Xia said, "Yes, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are just waiting."
"Wrong, sit down." Tietou David Yu said, "Yes, it is like taking nothing to burn. By the way, the previous sentence of 'Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are just taking a while' is 'The Red Army is not afraid of the difficulty of the expedition', which comes from "The Long March."
The whole class started laughing: "Hahahahahahahaha!!"
"Uh---" Logan Shen kicked the underside of Harper Xia's chair again, "Sorry, I forgot." He really didn't mean it. However, there are "thousands", "ten thousand" and "easily", so it's easy to get confused.
Harper Xia said nothing.
Hate Logan Shen to death.
For him, the world is big and he should be the first and the biggest. Being awesome should be a habit, and being admired should also be a habit. Originally, it was okay that only Logan Shen was laughing, but now, his deskmate Mia Ye is laughing at him, the desk in front is laughing at him, the desk behind is laughing at him, the desk on the right is laughing at him, and the whole class is laughing at him.
I wish I could beat Logan Shen to death like procrastination.
In fact, if Logan Shen really messed up, there would be nothing to be angry about. The key point... Harper Xia felt that based on Logan Shen's consistent performance, this might be a deliberate trick.
After class, Logan Shen poked at Harper Xia again: "BallBallYou, don't be angry, I really forgot about it."
Harper Xia thought for a while and ignored it.
Logan Shen was silent for a moment, then suddenly stood up and went out. He didn't step in until the bell rang again, threw two packs of snacks and a bottle of drink on Harper Xia's table, and said, "Here."
"...Um?"
Logan Shen said: "I just checked online---" In theory, mobile phones cannot be carried with you, but this thing can be used as long as no one finds it.
Harper Xia asked: "What are you checking?"
"How can you apologize to make people feel discouraged?" Logan Shen added, "It was mentioned online. There are three in total: buy, buy, buy."
Harper Xia piled things back on the table at the back: "Buy, buy, buy. Is this to coax girls?"
"Yes." Logan Shen admitted generously, "On the Internet, boys are only taught how to coax girls, and there are also girls who coax boys. They don't teach boys how to coax boys."
"Then why do you think of me as a woman? Why don't you think of yourself as a woman?" Apologizing in the same way a boy coaxes a girl sounds annoying - why not do the other way around? Girls are cute, but they don’t want to be lumped into a group they are not.
"...Huh? Think of myself as a woman?" Logan Shen was stunned for a moment, then said slowly after two seconds, "That's okay."
After saying that, he stretched out his slender fingers and unbuttoned two buttons of his shirt, revealing his beautiful collarbone. The collarbones on both sides are so obvious that they can easily hold a few coins.
Harper Xia was startled: "What are you doing???"
Logan Shen held her chin with one hand and pulled the collar out again with the other hand: "It is said on the Internet that boys coax girls: buy, buy, buy. Girls coax boys: take off, take off, take off. It is useful to keep it."
Harper Xia was speechless.
I have never seen such a shameless person! ! !
Over there, Logan Shen also said: "Do you want it?"
"Okay, class is on, the teacher is here."
This section is math. The teacher is a middle-aged woman with a very aggressive personality. She carries a big triangle and likes to use the corners of the big triangle to scold disobedient students. Faced with a less serious mistake like whispering, she would use a 90-degree angle to deal with it; faced with a more serious mistake like sleeping in class, she would use a 60-degree angle to deal with it; and faced with a very serious mistake like deliberately skipping class, If it's a serious mistake, she will poke it hard at a 30-degree angle. In September, all the students wore scant clothes, and all of them showed their teeth and screamed after being poked. However, it is said that the geometry teacher also has a big compass, which is her ultimate weapon.
The third section is physics, a cool girl, relatively normal.
The fourth section is chemistry. The teacher is a muscular man, nicknamed the "King of Sanda". He won the province's amateur Sanda competition last year. He goes to Shaolin to learn martial arts during the winter and summer vacations.
In the first class, in order to increase the students' interest, he first conducted several experiments. I saw the "Sanda King" take out a magnesium strip, wipe off the oxide film with sandpaper, then clamp the magnesium strip with crucible pliers, cover the lower half of his face with a chemistry book in one hand, and stretch his other hand long Go light the magnesium bar. He turned his head away, looking only with his peripheral vision, squinting his eyes, and handed the magnesium bar bit by bit. When the magnesium bar finally came into contact with the alcohol lamp, the Sanda King screamed "Ah" and passed the magnesium bar. The piece was thrown into the plate, and he jumped three meters away.
Classmate below: ...
The magnesium bar lay quietly on the plate, nothing happening. The Sanda King's disappointment was palpable. He took courage for a few seconds and tried a second time. In the end, he let out another scream and jumped three meters away. This time, the magnesium bar still lay quietly on the plate, and nothing happened. At this point, the Sanda King breathed a sigh of relief, packed up the magnesium bars, and said, "It seems that the school bought fake and inferior magnesium bars, so we have no choice but to stop doing this experiment."
Two English classes in the afternoon. As an English teacher, there is always an illusion that when she is in class, as long as someone looks up at her, it means that person wants to answer the question, and she has a very considerate personality and will definitely help the person achieve their wish. So, after a few minutes, no one dared to look up at the teacher. They were all staring at the textbooks. The atmosphere in the classroom was very depressing.
Geography and history are relatively normal. They are the head teachers of Class 7 and Class 8 respectively. One is the "Skeleton Flower" and the other is the "Grimace Flower"--- Logan Shen's second and third nicknames in R. nickname.
However, no matter what, R University is a key school in the city, and Class 6 is a sub-key class. The teachers are very good. Harper Xia feels that every teacher can explain the questions very clearly.
Harper Xia usually just studies silently. He listens attentively in class and listens carefully to what he knows, because the teacher may have other methods or extend other knowledge. From the back, Logan Shen saw Harper Xia always looking up at the podium, and was amazed in her heart. She didn't know what to listen to. He himself was having a lot of fun behind him.
Harper Xia's deskmate, Mia Ye, also loves to read, and even more so--she reads after class, during lunch break, and during evening break, and she reads while eating. Logan Shen also gave her a nickname, "Meng Xue". Every time Logan Shen said: "Hey, study hard, there's something...", Mia Ye's eyes would twitch.
...
I asked Class 1 and Six of Senior High School to find out that high school and junior high school are very different time points. This is the first test of physics and chemistry.
The teacher talks about "mechanics", and everyone seems to understand everything, such as time, displacement, speed, uniform linear motion, free fall motion... But the people in the classroom never know how those things can be used. Do the questions.
When I saw the questions and questions on the paper, I was all confused and had no idea how to apply those theories to practice.
Among the confused people, the one who was very different was Logan Shen again.
Just after twenty minutes, I started playing with a jar. The jar belongs to a female classmate and is used for fortune telling, mainly for love fortune. The answer will be transferred out as soon as she presses the button. Logan Shen is bored and borrows it to study.
Seeing that he was happy, the physics teacher walked down from the podium and asked Logan Shen with an unkind expression: "Have you finished your paper?"
"Well," Logan Shen said loudly, "it's done."
Sister Ku asked: "Will you?"
"...Um?"
The other party said: "I asked everyone to choose their own reference books and do exercises every day. I checked randomly. Everyone else chose classic teaching aids, such as "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation" and "Complete Interpretation" by Wang Houxiong. You are the only one. Hand in a "question every day" and it's all multiple choice... can you learn it like this? "
Logan Shen said: "...Yes."
"Don't you know how to check? Are you going to start playing now?"
"Nothing to check."
Sister Ku sneered, pulled out the paper, and began to read the answers written by Logan Shen. The more she looked, the more surprised she became. Until the end, she found that she couldn't make any mistakes. She put the paper back on the table and said, "You did everything right...you can have fun." After that, she turned around and left.
As Logan Shen's front desk officer, Harper Xia naturally heard this conversation and was a little surprised - he thought Logan Shen was a big gangster.
So Logan Shen continued to play. He saw a question on the jar that was "When did you first fall in love?", he reached out and pressed it. The candidate answers below the question flashed in turn in the frame, and finally froze and read "Within a year and a half."
Logan Shen pressed the button for question two again, which was "How far is my partner from me?" The answer scrolled quickly again, and then a number appeared: "Within half a meter."
"Fcuk..." Logan Shen cursed.
Within half a meter, there were either his deskmate, the desk behind him, or Crystal Skin Jelly. There was no fourth person, they were all men. It seemed that even Mia Ye across from him was more than half a meter tall.
What a nonsense.
No, no, no.
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