"It was indeed a mistake." The old man in a black trench coat on the Naihe Bridge smiled flatteringly at me, then turned to the two elder brothers who were huddled on the ground and roared: "I have been making such low-level mistakes for tens of thousands of years! It's obvious. I told you that Mr. x, who is tall, drives a black BMW! It’s black! Are you two from the same class as the BMW? Silly x!"
When I first arrived, I yelled to vent my anger. Seeing that these seducers were quite sincere, I let go of the hand holding the old man's collar, crossed my legs and sat on the bridge pier: "Old man, if you make the wrong split, just send me back." Before I'm sent to the morgue."
The smile on the face of the Archibald of the Heavenly Punishment Section of the Palace of Hell became more and more flattering: "Brother, I'm really sorry. It's my two subordinates who are useless. We are the Heavenly Punishment Section of the Palace of Hell, and the Heavenly Punishment Section is to punish the human beings on behalf of heaven and those who cannot be punished. of evildoers..."
"You introduced me when I first arrived."
"We were originally going to kill that xx-year-old young man who killed a dozen girls, because your car was driving in front of his car and one mistake..."
"I understand this too, I don't mind, as long as you send me back and add some luck to your fortune to make up for it."
"Five thunderbolts from the sky are the most severe punishment in the Heavenly Punishment Section, which is equivalent to being shot in the human world. What's so powerful about it is that in an instant, it can kill a person's body without leaving a trace..."
"I understand, but time is precious, so let me go back first~~~" Wait a minute, I seemed to have heard an important word just now... I suddenly understood, and I jumped up and picked up the section Archibald's Neckline. "No bones left?!!!"
The old man nodded and smiled dryly: "Little brother... I'm sorry."
Holy Sh!t! ! !
After a while, I sat on the bridge pier again and crossed my legs.
A few people from the Heavenly Punishment Department were very conscientious and allowed me to take a look at the mortal world. There is still a leg bone left in my body for the policeman to identify. Poor little Chery turned into a pile of coke. Poor, poor 28,000 that I scraped from my teeth~~~
It will be time for the public security department to report my funeral to my family in a while. My son who was more than 20 years old was reduced to a leg bone, and finally became a celebrity on the front page... Fortunately, there was a large amount of insurance compensation to comfort my brother Xiaoshi... I don’t know if Yan Will you shed two tears for me?
The elder of the department discussed with me that he would send me down to have a good pregnancy, but I refused without hesitation.
Damn it, is it easy for me to grow from a baby to such a big boy? It’s so easy to destroy decades of hard work!
After haggling, only one option remained viable. Give me that good body that has enjoyed all the blessings and lost its life and come back to life.
My conditions were unambiguous: rich, handsome, and from a distinguished family.
The section Archibald and the two seductresses opened a booklet and searched carefully.
"Little brother, this is good. He is the president of the American xxx group, a famous handsome guy, and the mistress of a Hollywood female star."
I flipped through the booklet and looked at it: "Damn! I'm sixty-nine this year. Are you sending me to work in the fields for three years?!"
I would like to add an important point --- youth!
The section Archibald looked through it for a while and sighed: "This is the only one that meets the conditions."
I dug my ears: "Identity."
"Prince Dan of the Daxing Celestial Dynasty." "The Daxing Celestial Dynasty? It sounds quite like an ancient dynasty. Why haven't I heard of it?" The section Archibald looked surprised: "There are so many things that are not recorded in the history books."
"What's your name and age?" "Chandler Chai, twenty-one years old." I barely managed.
"others?"
"You are rare in the world in terms of handsome appearance, high position, and beauties all around you. Moreover, you just resurrected your soul yesterday with a fresh body. I promise you will never regret it if you resurrect it." The sincerity on the section Archibald's old face was telling.
Hmm, that sounds really good. The section Archibald put his hand on my shoulder: "Little brother, this is a good body that is rare to see in a hundred years! If we hadn't made such a serious mistake, no one would use it to resurrect the soul. I can also lengthen your body." Youth and Yang Shou. Think about it quickly. You also know the rules in ancient times. It will be too late to wait until the body is in the coffin. Decide now, nod or shake. "
I considered it for a moment and nodded hesitantly. The section Archibald was overjoyed and pulled me up: "Come on, hurry up and I will personally bring you back to life."
I stood next to a well and stretched my head to look down. A blurry scene was reflected on the water, and the vast expanse of white vaguely resembled a mourning scene in a costume film. The section Archibald pointed at the water: "Look, the coffin will be nailed as soon as the paper in the funeral shed is burned. Get down quickly!"
I suddenly remembered something: "How did this Thai prince Chandler Chai die?"
The section Archibald stammered: "I committed too many sins and was punished by..."
"What?" I suddenly felt a little alarmed and was about to ask in detail. Someone pushed me from behind, and the old man yelled: "There is one last bundle of paper~ Hurry up!!"
I stumbled and fell headfirst.
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