There is a wise saying: He who is content is always happy. On the other hand, people who are dissatisfied are often unhappy.
Logically speaking, I, Maximilian Ma, am an ordinary young man with enough food and clothing, and now I have transformed into a young prince. I am the two worlds of the old and new society. It is time for me to become a serf and sing. But with Grandpa Jade Emperor on top, I really can’t be happy.
In the blink of an eye, I spent five whole days in the palace.
Life in the palace for the past five days was indeed too good to say the least. As soon as I opened my eyes in the morning, I coughed and a bunch of people immediately appeared next to my bed. One helps me put on my shirt, one helps me put on my pants, and one helps me put on my shoes. Then there are those who rinse your mouth, those who comb your hair, and those who twist the towel handle and apply it on your face. The last one serves me and wears a robe.
Those who know how to enjoy happiness must say, how happy this is. I said with my heart in my heart, how depressing this is.
A big living person lives his life under the eyes of a bunch of people every day. Even when you go to the toilet to squat, there is someone specializing in toilet paper. From when you open your eyes in the morning to when you close them at night, how many times you sneeze, how many times you went to the toilet, how many times you picked your nostrils, and how many times you picked your ears, people remember it in more detail than you do. Do you think you are depressed or not?
And the food in the palace made me even more angry. I originally thought that if other material conditions were poor, it would be fine. As long as the quality of the three meals was improved, I didn't care too much. Who would have expected that when the emperor heard that his brother was alive, he sent an imperial doctor from the palace to check my pulse. The old man squinted his eyes and weighed his beard, and when he was lost in thought, I expected that he would not be able to come up with a good idea. Sure enough, after a while, the imperial doctor said that the yin energy in the young prince's body had not been eliminated, and he should eat light food to recuperate. He pulled out a piece of paper and opened an order to the big kitchen, and my mother ate the green vegetables and radish skins.
Finally this evening, among the dinner dishes was a dish of shark fin soup that I had dreamed about many times. As soon as the soup basin came up, my eyes widened. In this life, I finally know what shark's fin tastes like~~~ But I was surrounded by a person picking up vegetables, a person serving rice, a person serving soup, and a person twisting the handle of a handkerArchibald to wipe his mouth. Considering the current image. I pointed at the soup basin with my chopsticks. My hands and feet were very good at serving the soup. I opened up my belly and drank as much as I could, barely replenishing my appetite.
After wiping the grease, I asked one of my servants to move a chair and enjoy the dusk under the corridor. The houses in the Thai Royal Palace are typical mansions with high doors and red walls. There are endless courtyards on the ridge, connected by verandas in the middle, with carved columns and painted cornices. The pond, rockery, flowers, plants and bananas in the yard are said to be very particular. I spent five days going back and forth between the main wing and the inner hall. The moon gate at the end of the inner courtyard veranda is quite intriguing.
A small gust of wind blew over me. I looked around at everything in front of me, and felt an inexplicable emptiness in my heart. At night these days, I feel extremely sad. Especially when the servants of the palace started to light the candles.
The saddest thing about people is that they only know preciousness when they lose it, and they only know beauty after separation. At that time, I was living in a dilapidated house with a monthly rent of 300 yuan and was very worried about the 30-watt fluorescent light stick. Now I am willing to exchange half of the property of the Royal Palace of Thailand for a 20-watt yellow light bulb.
The night is getting darker, the wind is getting cooler, and candles are lit. The irritability in my heart is getting stronger and stronger. Five days! ! I have been suppressed for five days, and every corner of my soul is crying out hungrily: Let me take a sip!
Cigarettes and alcohol are men’s eternal and loyal lovers, and they are also my life. In the bright morning, leisure time, lonely night, the infinite rising smoke accompanies me through every day, never leaving to comfort my soul. Now I wish I could smoke myself twenty times. If I had known that there was no tobacco in this damn place, I would rather go to the United States and enjoy my sixties. At least I can smoke an authentic Hammond cigar and watch TV under a few kilowatts of light, with one arm around my Hollywood devil-shaped mistress.
I looked up to the sky, swallowed my saliva, let out a long sigh, and extended my sight to the end of the verandah.
Sheldon Xiao said from behind me: "Your Majesty, the wind is cold and the dew is heavy. Please go back to your room and rest."
An electric light flashed in my mind. TV light bulbs and cigars are out of reach, so the young prince at least has some comfort. I sighed again: "The night is long, the lamp is alone and the quilt is cold. It's hard to fall asleep in loneliness."
Sheldon Xiao is so smart. His yellow teeth immediately exploded in front of my eyes like pomegranate seeds: "Your Majesty, you haven't found anyone to sleep with you these days. Can you send one here tonight?"
I remained silent. After a while, Sheldon Xiao leaned into my ear again: "I wonder which one the prince wants to pass on?"
which one? Be good, there is more than one! As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly reached out and slapped his mouth: "Damn it, you forgot about the prince... Your Majesty, I still follow the old rules and bring you the bucket to choose."
Sign the bucket! In ancient times, emperors asked their Concub!nes to look over the cards, and the young prince actually drew lots. This is an innovative development, and I appreciate it.
Sheldon Xiao's legs and feet were smooth, he disappeared in the blink of an eye, and came over with a bamboo bucket in his arms. There are at least twenty bamboo sticks in it, the evil feudal society.
Standing at the height of history, I sighed in my heart. I couldn't help but feel a little thirsty, so I reached into the bucket and stirred it up, then calmed down and took out one. God bless, she must be a beauty. Sheldon Xiao came over with a lantern to draw the second lottery. There is also a flower on the signature and two words: Ruoshui.
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