Mars hits the Earth and Bush blows up Bin Laden. All the words in the world are not enough to describe my shock at that time.
A timid person would have died of foaming at the mouth in the morning. However, I, Maximilian Ma, have seen the world after all. One day there was a thunderbolt and a bowl of wine was at the bottom. After hearing that sentence, I was just blank for six seconds.
Six seconds later I did what everyone would do. He rushed to the man, grabbed his half-open front, and pulled it open. Flat, man.
I look at him and he looks at me. I said, "Brother, are you Ruoshui?" He smiled at me, and I grinned at him, then reached out to touch the jade pillow on the bed, and used enough energy to hit it on the head.
The world became dark again, and it seemed vaguely like I was drifting again. The mountain is still the same mountain, the bridge is still the same bridge, and the section Archibald is still the same section Archibald. "I said, little brother, what did you do?"
"What happened?" I picked up the uncle's collar again, "I'm going to settle the score with you! I want to exchange the goods! Mommy fooled me! That young prince is a homoS3xual who raises men, isn't he?!"
The uncle laughed dryly and shivered: "It's just such a small problem, but there is something perfect."
"A little problem?! When I told you that I wanted a lot of beauties, you acted gay for me! Damn it, I won't do it anymore. You can figure this thing out. Find me a normal one again!"
The section Archibald's old face turned from green to red, from red to white: "Little brother, so you are too smart and can't think clearly." Thorough? I sneered: "Do you still need to think through this thing?"
"Oh, don't be impatient," the section Archibald uncle patted my shoulder and led me to squat down at the end of the bridge. "Young people always fail to see the ideas when looking at things. Listen to me analyze it for you. Let me ask you, what have you become now? Who is it? Chandler Chai. What is Chandler Chai? Apart from the emperor, is there anyone older than the young prince? No, the young prince is indeed a dead man. . Don't be excited, just continue to listen to me. Who made him become a Duanxiu? He is a Duanxiu because he is happy. That's the problem.
Depend on! I patted my thigh, "Why does it matter that the young prince has a broken sleeve?!"
The uncle patted me on the shoulder again: "Little brother, do you have a broken sleeve?"
I jumped up and said, "I will destroy your ancestors!"
The section Archibald pushed me back to the bridge and squatted down: "That's it, the problem is solved." I straightened my eyes: "Where has it been solved?"
The section Archibald shook his head: "You haven't understood yet? The young prince has a broken sleeve. He doesn't complain about heaven or earth. No one forces him. He cuts off his sleeves when he likes. Now you are the young prince, and besides the emperor, you are the biggest. You don't If you are happy to cut off your sleeves, no one can control you. "
I thought about it, and it makes some sense. The section Archibald lit the fire in my ear: "There are about twenty male favorites in a Thai palace. Back then, it only took Chandler Chai a sentence to get him. Wouldn't it only take a sentence to get Chandler Chai away? What do you want, as long as you are not the emperor?" Isn’t it just a matter of one sentence to get a wife and a position? Power is so rare, little brother!”
"Section Archibald," I nodded. "Talent!"
The section Archibald was overjoyed and pulled me up: "Then why are you hesitating? Go back quickly. Wait until the fuss gets bigger before climbing back into the coffin." I said, "Wait a minute." The section Archibald opened his eyes sincerely: "What questions are there that haven't been resolved yet? Understand? "I want to find out what Chandler Chai has done in his life."
The section Archibald uncle thought and struggled and showed me the twenty-year life history of Mr. Chai. To put it simply, it is a history of struggle to plunder and plunder male S3x.
He was able to read at the age of one and two, and started to cut off his sleeves at the age of thirteen. He cut off his sleeves all the way until he was twenty-one, and collected a total of nineteen male favorites. Behind each one there is a bloody story. And the more it was cut, the more outrageous it became. In order to round up twenty integers, it was finally cut to Hwarang's head as the new member of the imperial court. After coercion and inducement failed, Tristan Tan was taken into the palace by force while Tristan Tan was returning home. As a result, Tristan Tan strangled him to death on the bed.
Damn, it was really cheap for this kid to be strangled to death!
"You have accumulated a lot of virtue since you came back to life, little brother." The elder of the department told me in his concluding remarks. The young prince is the lifeline of the Queen Mother and is also very favored by the Emperor. After the young prince was strangled, the emperor ordered all nineteen male favorites to be buried, and Tanhua Lang was executed in Lingchi. As soon as I came back to life, my nineteen lives were saved, and Tristan Tan was put on death row to await his death.
"So, little brother, everything is destined by cause and effect." The section Archibald expressed his improvement based on the summary. "In the past twenty years of your life, were you ever depressed about not being able to express your ambitions?" I looked back and thought about it. At the age of eighteen, I realized that I could only be an ordinary citizen in this life, and my foolish thoughts about ideals and ambitions were only boring from now on. I remember having S3x addiction.
"It's different now, your life starts again. In this place, you can show your ambitions and create a new world!" My eyes gradually opened up. Now that we have money and power, the sea is vast and the sky is high.
"A man is a man who has ambition, hegemony, ambition and struggle! Little brother, you must cherish this opportunity, benefit others, and create a bright future for yourself!" I stood on Naihe Bridge Go up and see all the living beings in the world, and your blood is boiling.
A heroic oath arose: From today on, let the world know that the new young prince Chandler Chai is an indomitable hero!
I hugged the section Archibald and said, "I'm going back." The section Archibald patted me on the shoulder meaningfully again: "Young man, I'll give you a ride. Go back quickly. Wangqing is still waiting for me to help."
"Wangqing?" This name is so elegant. "Male or female?" "Of course it's a woman," the elder of the department showed a sweet smile, "That's my order. Everyone who goes to Naihe Bridge must drink a bowl of Wangqing." Wangqingshui, haven’t you heard of it?”
"Forgetting Love Water? Isn't it Meng Po Soup?"
The section Archibald's face twitched twice: "That was the original name. My wife said that Mrs. Meng called her old, so she changed it again."
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