The title was ambiguous yet had a hint of vulgar suggestion, and it was posted late at night. The key point was that it had not been blocked, and it instantly attracted the attention of countless netizens.
You know, now all major apps are eager to survive. They wish to have patriotism, democracy, and prosperity printed all over their bodies. Not to mention coloring, they even wish to avoid any content below the nose.
As for playing with birds, don't even mention it. It will definitely be blocked every time I post it.
However, the video of this internet celebrity remained popular, and the number of views and comments increased at a visible rate. In a short while, it was pushed to the top of the homepage.
But when other curious netizens clicked in, they suddenly understood why there were so many comments.
The reason is simple: this internet celebrity is really Fcuking awesome.
Such a fascinating title, but after clicking on it, there is no color at all. As for the late night old driver, it is actually a middle-aged and bald big brother, and the bird playing with the bird is the yellow-haired fat bird that is fighting with him.
But no one knows how this fat yellow-haired puppy is fed. Its whole body is as round as a ball, and it has a pair of round black eyes. It is so adorable that it will melt countless people's hearts.
Especially when it flaps its wings and hits people, it keeps chirping with its mouth. It sounds childish and sweet, but the tone and pitch always make people feel like it is cursing.
After the initial comments, the netizens couldn't help but comment after seeing the title.
"You took off your pants and showed me this?"
"God damn it, this is clearly a chicken!"
"I suspect the host and the comment section are all playing tricks, and I'm the only fool."
Soon, at the end of the video, the middle-aged bird-playing brother, Wang Qi, opened a huge banner.
"Fuyun Restaurant will open tomorrow. Come and play with birds as you like. The first ten people can even worship the mountain god up close."
He turned around and saw the mountain god he was talking about. It was a palm-sized black, long-haired, round-shaped like a ball. Behind it was a large, old sign that read "Temple of the King of Beasts".
"Pfft." Many people who watched it were immediately amused.
Pian Wangqi returned a true scripture, "Pray to the mountain god and you will have good luck. Whoever prays will know, and it will work in a second."
The milk dog also cooperated, raised his upper body, and clapped his hands together, as if to please him.
Immediately the comments below exploded.
"If this is a mountain god, I'll stand on my head and eat Sh!t. I'll eat ten kilograms of Sh!t."
"+1 to the above, and report this as feudal superstition!"
"What you said makes sense, but I am different. I decided to believe it and pray to the mountain god to help me win the lottery!"
There were complaints, sarcasms, jokes, and all kinds of things. But one person was very different. He actually made a wish, "I will confess my love to the goddess soon. I ask the mountain god to bless me and ask the goddess to agree."
Not only did he make a wish, he also filmed a video of himself kneeling down to worship Nai Wang.
Coincidentally, the person who made the wish is also an internet celebrity, and has a good relationship with Wang Qi, and the two have collaborated before.
However, he is not a food influencer, but a comedy influencer who mainly relies on making jokes.
He has a lot of fans, and after all this, his fans soon found out about it.
But no one took it seriously, and they all thought he was deliberately making up some joke for publicity. But this time, chasing the goddess was really not a joke. He had been secretly in love with the goddess for many years. He never dared to approach or speak.
After all, although this funny internet celebrity is very talented, he is not very good-looking. The goddess is a standard white, rich and beautiful woman, and no matter how you think about it, it seems like a leper wants to eat swan meat.
It's just such a cliché. When the internet celebrity arrived at the place, he actually saw a goddess being harassed by a Sc*mbag. He rescued the beauty and before he could confess, the goddess who was protected by him confessed first!
When the goddess spoke, the internet celebrity was still a little slow to react and just agreed blankly. It was not until a long time later that he really reacted and muttered, "Mountain God bless you."
At the same time, someone gave feedback under the post, "It's amazing! I passed the exam after I prayed!"
And the other person said, "I interviewed."
Coupled with the successful confession of this internet celebrity, it immediately attracted the attention of many people.
"Is this true? Don't tell me it's a lie!"
"My god, this mountain god is really amazing!"
Wang Qi's video became popular overnight, and the number of reposts increased immediately.
At the same time, the reputation of the Beast King Temple also spread.
Some people went to investigate and unexpectedly discovered that there were many legends about this place in ancient times. Digging deeper, some people also found the rural anecdote that the evil spirits ate people.
It is said that some of the families who bought and sold girls in the news were actually eaten or killed by the evil spirits.
"Fcuk! This is kind of magical!"
"Is this really the mountain god?"
Someone turned around and took another good look at Ethan Yuan's small restaurant. The sign of the Beast King Temple inexplicably changed from shabby to simple and ancient, and it seemed to have a bit of immortal flavor.
Immediately, some people followed suit and actually went to worship.
Coincidentally, just like the fake reviews on Taobao, follow-up reviews are popping up like mushrooms after a rain.
"Oh my god! I won two hundred dollars in the lottery."
"The eggs I ate had double yolks."
"I grabbed a train ticket to go home for the National Day holiday!"
For a while, it really became popular in a small circle.
Generally, this kind of video is true if you believe it or not. Even if you don't like it, you can just swipe away and not watch it. But there are some people who don't believe in it and want to challenge it.
There was a young man named Qiansheng who lived in the provincial capital near Ethan Yuan. He was very happy when he saw it. He also showed it to a few of his friends at the same table.
"Look, even the chickens in this video are not enough to fill the gaps between our teeth."
"It's just a catchy headline, similar to the koi fish reposted on Weibo."
Qiansheng flipped through the pages and after seeing Ethan Yuan's address, he added, "Guess where the store is?"
"Where?" My classmate was still busy chatting with the girl he just met and didn't pay attention.
"Temple of the Beast King!"
"where?"
"Temple of the Beast King!"
"Hahahaha, the top ten legends around the provincial capital? You must be kidding me!"
"No, there is a lot to say about it, and there is also the mountain god."
Suddenly everyone at the table burst into laughter.
The reason is simple: it really fell into this person's hands.
This young man Qiansheng was a scoundrel who was adventurous during his middle school years. He must have visited places like the Beast Temple and even took photos to show off to his classmates.
In his impression, the Beast King Temple was just a dilapidated temple. Not to mention the mountain god, there wasn't even a ghost.
Now when I see Wang Qi’s video again, I naturally want to go over and take a look, and by the way, expose the scam.
So he asked his friends, "How about we go check it out tomorrow?"
Those guys were also just having fun, so they immediately agreed, "Let's go! Let's meet the mountain god."
So, after hearing what everyone said, Qiansheng quickly took out his phone and opened the app to book a table in advance, only to find that there was only one spot left.
"Look, those who are mysterious tend to become popular these days." They believed that Ethan Yuan must be a big liar, and now that they saw that he was deceiving people, they wanted to take the initiative to come to Ethan Yuan and have a real battle with him.
Before leaving, he had an idea. Ethan Yuan wrote on the signboard that he would write his own menu.
That means, if you can point it out, I can decide!
What real power can a dilapidated temple on the mountain have? Qiansheng and his gang of young masters did it on purpose, and really gave Ethan Yuan a difficult problem.
A table of game.
The whole mountain belonged to Ethan Yuan, so it was definitely no problem for Ethan Yuan to go hunting and set traps on the mountain. But in reality, although game was easy to obtain, it was not so easy to cook.
Simply put, the original purpose of breeding meat ingredients through artificial breeding is to cater to the human taste. As for game, it is better to say "wild" rather than "flavor".
Everyone has a curiosity, but apart from the curiosity, it is really difficult to fully express the "wild" taste.
Many chefs have to consider carefully. For a small restaurant like Ethan Yuan, they don't think they can really do it.
After all, if Ethan Yuan really had such a good skill, why would he use the title of a mountain god to attract people?
But Qiansheng never expected that he would be rejected directly.
Ethan Yuan's answer was very official: "Eating wild animals is very easy to spread diseases. There are more than 100 diseases that wild animals and humans share, and some cannot be killed or eliminated even at temperatures as low as -15 degrees Celsius or as high as 100 degrees Celsius."
"Is it that the chicken legs are not fat or the ribs are not fragrant? Isn't it good to be alive?"
Isn't it good to be alive? This sentence made the young man lose his temper. The key is that it is well-reasoned and has scientific data, so there is really no way to refute it.
In the end, Qiansheng was so angry that he ordered a whole egg feast.
That means that all dishes must be made with eggs. A table of eight dishes, including soup and vegetables, must have eggs as the main ingredient.
"Haha, you are really good at talking, let's see how good your hands are."
Five minutes later, Qiansheng received a text message confirming his successful appointment. He looked down and was immediately furious.
"Congratulations, your reservation for the Eight Eggs Banquet has been successfully made with the merchant. Please come to dine on time at 12:30 noon tomorrow."
What the hell is this B@st@ard banquet! Qian Sheng suddenly felt like he was being scolded. But he couldn't find any room for rebuttal.
At this time, on Ethan Yuan's side, the fat yellow-haired bird retracted its claws that were clicking on the phone, and was chattering to Ethan Yuan repeating the young master's request.
As for the fat white-haired kid who was originally drowsy on Ethan Yuan's shoulder, he couldn't help but feel strange after hearing that the young man wanted to eat so many eggs at once.
"Why so many eggs?"
The fat yellow-haired bird thought about it carefully and finally came to a conclusion, "You are what you eat, this guy may be lacking eggs."
The white-haired fat bird immediately stretched out its short paws to cover the little hibiscus' ears, "The cub is still here! Don't say such rude words."
Ethan Yuan was also curious after listening to their conversation, so he simply took the phone and took a look at it himself, and he was immediately in tears.
However, the name of the Badan Banquet had already been announced, and there was no way to change it. As for the fact that Qian Sheng might be deliberately looking for trouble, Ethan Yuan really didn't care.
In his eyes, there is nothing he can't cook, except dishes that people can't think of. Not to mention eight dishes, even eighty dishes, he can cook them all easily.
Thinking of this, Ethan Yuan arranged the ingredients that needed to be purchased, and then went back to the room to sleep with the three children in his arms.
Little Hibiscus was very excited and opened her eyes wide.
Ethan Yuan has been teaching it to read recently, and two days ago he even went to the provincial capital to buy its favorite storybook.
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The night passed quickly, and early the next morning, the delivery man in town brought the ingredients that Ethan Yuan needed.
At this time, the young master and his group were also on the way, guarding the "hatred" of the Badan Banquet. Right now, they were holding back their energy and wanted to come to Ethan Yuan to stir up some trouble.
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