Lao Pi took Tomb Sheng to Qipan Village. When we walked to the wheat field in front of the village, Lao Pi didn't leave. He sat down to eat a cigarette and said, "Call me Feng Xie!" Tomb Sheng had heard of Feng Xie but never met Feng Xie. When he entered the village, he didn't notice anyone walking sideways, but his mind buzzed and he had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, so a dog jumped out of an alley. Without saying a word, he came over and bit him on the leg. Tomb Sheng was startled, but he did not run. Instead, he bent down and touched the stones on the ground. The dog turned around and ran away. Only then did he look at his legs. The dog had bitten his pants but not the flesh. Tomb Sheng said: Are you chewing meat? If you bite your pants, what should I wear? ! I was sad and crying, but I still had to find Feng Xie, so I shouted: Feng Xie---Crab! After walking through the alley, I arrived at the waterlogged pond at the west end of the village. I was still shouting. Someone in the waterlogged pond said: Are you calling for the soul? ! The tomb student took a look and guessed that this person was Feng Xie, and said: Secretary Pi asked you to go to the wheat field to meet him! Feng Xie was fishing in the waterlogged pond. His trousers and jacket were still lying by the pond. He didn't have time to put them on, so he grabbed a handful of black mud and wiped his B*tt0cks before running over. Lao Pi said: Are you Feng Xie? Feng Xie said: I am Feng Xie. Lao Pi said: Why are you not wearing pants? Feng Xie said: You asked me to run on four hooves! Lao Pi said: Not bad, I can listen to the greetings!
Lao Pi asked Tom to go to the waterlogged pond to get Feng Xie's clothes, put them on, and the three of them went to Feng Xie's house together. Feng Xie's family raised a goose, and Lao Pi came over. Feng Xie said: Is this you, the commune secretary? go out! The goose actually lay obediently in the corner of the courtyard. Lao Pi said: You know how to train a goose! Feng Xie said: I just raised it. Three years ago, I picked up a wild dog pup and raised it. After a year of raising it, I realized it was a wolf. I killed it because the wolf meat was sour. Tomb Sheng followed Feng Xie, stopped, and sat on the outer steps of the upper room. Lao Pi entered the upper room. The room was dark. He opened the window and said, "Your parents aren't here?" Feng Xie said: He has been dead for three years and is hanging on the wall. Lao Pi looked at the photos on the wall and saw that Feng Xie and his father and mother looked different, so he said: Are you married? Feng Xie said: Married, I was beaten yesterday and went back to my parents' home. Lao Pi said: Are you beating your wife? Feng Xie said: Did the beaten wife rub her face? Lao Pi burst out laughing, but suddenly asked: What do you think of the village chief of Qipan Village? Feng Xie said: Not very good. Lao Pi said: Then who do you think can be the village chief? Feng Xie said: I can do it! The tomb student on the steps outside the door said, "Can you do it?" ! The pigs in the pig pen also leaned on the wall with their front hooves and began to hum. Lao Pi said: Stop talking and watch the pigs! Tombsheng went to the pigsty to drive the pigs out, and his mind buzzed again, thinking that the pigs would lean on the pen wall with their front hooves. When he hurriedly went to the chaff basket in the corner of the yard to grab chaff and spread it to the pig trough, the goose came again. He jumped up, and as soon as he ran away, he chased the goose, and climbed the persimmon tree in the corner of the hospital to hug him. The goose couldn't get up the tree, and a bird on the tree flew away.
Lao Pi and Feng Xie had been talking in the upper door, but now they said: Tell me, was it the magpie or the crow that flew away? The tomb student said: It’s a crow! Feng Xie said: Magpie! Lao Pi asked the tomb student: Why is it a crow? Tomb Sheng said: The crow is all black, it is a crow. Feng Xie said: Even if it is all black, it is still a magpie! Tomb Sheng said: Did I see it wrong? Lao Pi laughed again and said to Feng Xie: If you want to be the village chief, take care of your second son! Feng Xie suddenly clamped his legs and said: Who chewed the base of my tongue for you? After Liu Shaokang sent him to the study class, his wife said that the house was leaking and asked me to help her repair the roof tiles. I went to repair the roof, and some people said that she and I were good friends, and my wife also had trouble with me... How do you know it? Lao Pi said: I don’t know anything about you? ! Come to the upper courtyard of the commune in the evening!
In the evening, Feng Xie went to the upper courtyard on the mountain. Lao Pi asked: I tested you during the day. It was obviously a crow, why did you say it was a magpie? Feng Xie said: There are many crows in Qipan Village, and everyone can recognize a crow. But if you ask whether it is a magpie or a crow, you must want me to say magpie, then it is a magpie. Lao Pi said: You are also a stick insect, will you change? Feng Xie said: I will change with you!
Feng Xie has since become the village chief of Qipan Village.
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