One is that in late spring, there are often meteor showers in the sky. When there is a meteor shower, the sky is bright and people on the ground are afraid of being hit. They either hide under the roots of stone weirs or lie down in the furrows with their heads in their hands. But the meteor shower all fell on Zhushan. Suddenly there was a rumor that the falling stars were called meteorites. There were meteorite collectors in the provincial capital, so someone went to Zhushan to pick them up and made a lot of money. A local family named Lei also went to pick it up. Because he got up early, before dawn in Zhushan, he sat on a dead tree that collapsed on the ground and smoked a cigarette. He smoked and smoked until the dry tobacco pot was boiled. He flicked the ashes on the dead wood. He didn't think about the dead wood but it started to move. Only then did he realize that he was sitting on a python. The python didn't hurt him, but he was frightened and fainted. At dawn, he was found carrying him home without waking up. From then on, he became a vegetable.
When there was a big python in Zhushan Mountain, the mountain people searched the mountain and finally killed the long insect. It is said that in the ditch where the python was killed, all the vegetation died. After that, the wind passing through the ditch carried a whistle and a fishy smell.
There is another case involving Easton Kuang. Revolutionary stories about Commander Easton Kuang are now circulating everywhere in the Qinling Mountains, but who knows what happened to Easton Kuang when he was a child? Easton Kuang has always had a big mouth since he was a child. He can put his fist in at once. As the saying goes in the Qinling Mountains, Easton Kuang's father always complained that Easton Kuang made his family poor. He did eat a lot. Other people's children ate two bowls of dry millet rice in one meal, but he ate four bowls without losing his chopsticks. At every meal, his father said: That's enough! He took away the bowls and chopsticks. The family sold everything and focused on food and drink, and could no longer survive. His father once tried to strangle Easton Kuang with a rope while he was sleeping, but he was not strangled to death. From then on, the father and son went to beg for food together. Easton Kuang knew that his father didn't care about him, so he was also at odds with his father. When his father said it was white, he said it was black. When his father said the moon was round, he said it was flat. When we reached the intersection begging for food, my father wanted to go to this village, but he wanted to go to that village. They didn't agree, so they each wanted what they wanted. There were dogs in every house in the village. Sooner or later, his father would take a stick. Easton Kuang was not afraid of the dogs. The dogs would pounce on him, and he would pounce on the dogs, and the dogs would wag their tails and stop moving. When he begged for food, he would often take persimmons picked up from the eaves of other people's houses or steal radishes from the fields. When he was chased by others, he could jump off a three-foot-high ground or jump over a shoulder-high courtyard wall when he threw his begging basket. When he was thirteen years old, his father died. Before he died, he was worried that his son would bury him by the river to save trouble. But knowing that his son was going against him, he said the opposite: Son, dad is so angry that you don’t want him anymore. Bury him on a high mountain, and bury him on a mat by the river. When his father died, Easton Kuang said that he had never listened to his father for more than ten years, so he should listen to his father this time. Easton Kuang swept up his father and buried him by the backward river. At the end of autumn, there was a flood in the river, and the tomb was washed away.
This matter made Spencer Wang laugh for half a year. He said: If you give birth to a child like this, you would be better off raising a pig!
In fact, when Spencer Wang said this, he had no children.
Because he had no children, Spencer Wang married an aunt. This Concub!ne once worked in a theater troupe. She was very good-looking and played the huqin well. She was still unable to conceive after many years of marriage. However, whenever Spencer Wang was troubled, the Concub!ne would play Qin opera music for him. One time, Spencer Wang and his Concub!ne were eating wine and playing the piano under the vines in the backyard. It was getting cold in the evening, so Spencer Wang asked Rowan Lao to go to the office to bring the Chinese tunic clothes to put on, and Rowan Lao went to get the Chinese tunic clothes. The Zhongshan suit was Spencer Wang's formal attire, and only his party secretary wore it in Zhengyang Town. Rowan Lao took the Zhongshan suit, couldn't help but wear it himself, and stood in front of the mirror to take a look. Without thinking, his Concub!ne turned around and saw him. , a little unhappy at the moment. When Rowan Lao took the Zhongshan suit and put it on Spencer Wang, her Concub!ne stopped playing and said: Dust off the dirt! Rowan Lao said: There is no dirt on the Zhongshan uniform. My aunt said: There is dirt on you! Spencer Wang didn't know the reason, but Rowan Lao knew it in his heart. He quickly took off the Zhongshan uniform on Spencer Wang, dusted it a few times, and put it on Spencer Wang. However, in front of his Concub!ne, he also reported to Spencer Wang that Zhushan had caught a big python. thing. Spencer Wang said: Is there such a big python? Rowan Lao said: It would be great to use that python skin to cover my wife with an erhu. Spencer Wang said: Yes, yes! The next day, Spencer Wang took Rowan Lao to Zhushan Mountain. Before leaving, Rowan Lao said to his Concub!ne: That might be a thousand-year-old python! The aunt said nothing. Spencer Wang said: Rowan Lao, look, does your wife look like a flower? !
When they arrived at Zhushan, they found out that the man who took the lead in hunting pythons was named Lei Bu, who was the son of a vegetative man. As soon as Rowan Lao entered Lebu's house, he said: Hey, the secretary is here, where is the python skin? But Rebu was not at home. An old woman was sitting on the kang, rubbing her body against an old man. The old man was unconscious and shrank like a baby. After leaving the back door, Spencer Wang saw the python skin nailed to the cliff diagonally opposite. The cliff is only three feet away from the back door, but there is a stream under the cliff, so deep that if you drop a stone, you will hear a thud after a while. The old woman chased him out and said, "That python skin is not for anyone. My son nailed it there to let his father's spirit possess him." Rowan Lao said: How did your son nail the python skin on? The old woman said: There used to be a suspension bridge with python skins nailed on it. My son was afraid that people would steal it, so he cut it down. Rowan Lao walked forward and found a single tree lying across the stream not far away. This single tree was not built on. It was a tree that had been struck by lightning and fell there. It was already rotten and covered with moss and ferns. Grass.
Rowan Lao was about to cross the single tree. Spencer Wang said: This is too dangerous! Rowan Lao said: We need python skin! Having jumped onto the canopy, clouds and mist began to rise in the stream. Rowan Lao shook his body and cursed: Damn! He squatted down for a while and then stood up. He held the gun with both hands to balance it. Step by step, he walked over and took the python skin. The log broke into three pieces and fell down the stream.
Rowan Lao is brave. Spencer Wang returned to the town hall and wanted to promote Rowan Lao to the position of platoon leader. His Concub!ne disagreed, saying that Rowan Lao was a terrible person. He would risk his own life, so why would he care about others? Spencer Wang said: He risked his life for me. Rowan Lao became the platoon leader and carried a box gun on his back. He thought that when he crossed the stream, the tree did not break, but when he crossed the stream, the tree broke. He was destined to be a tough man. I am afraid he will not only be the platoon leader in the future.
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Another twelfth lunar month, Spencer Wang always suffered from back pain. Rowan Lao said that it was necessary to replenish the kidneys, so he accompanied Spencer Wang to Qingfengyi to eat Qianqian meat.
Qingfengyi is located in the westernmost part of Zhengyang Town. Although it is a village, it is larger than Zhengyang Town. There are two Yi streets and all kinds of shops. There are many donkeys in Qingfengyi, and the business of donkey meat is booming, especially donkey whips. After being cooked, they are marinated with forty-eight kinds of seasonings for a month, and then cut into slices for frying or cold salad, because after being sliced, the shape is like a copper coin, round on the outside and square on the inside. That’s why it’s called Qianqianrou. There are six shops that sell money meat. In order to attract customers and promote the aphrodisiac effect of money meat, a wine jar is placed on the counter without a lid, and a complete donkey penis is soaked in it. The donkey penis is stunned. Immediately poke out the mouth of the altar.
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