Vincent Guan has been on time for getting off work these two days. If he doesn't have to eat with clients in the evening, he usually chooses to go home and cook by himself, although sometimes he can't even use chopsticks to cook the dishes.
Although his cooking skills are not good, Vincent Guan's kitchen is decorated like that, especially when he wears an apron and stands by the stove to cook noodles for himself, he feels like a chef.
Today he cooked himself a bowl of tomato and egg noodles. He held the noodles and smelled it. Before he could take a bite and taste whether it was unpleasant or quite unpleasant, the phone at home rang.
He put it down and went over to answer the phone. His aunt's voice came out: "Vincent Guan, are you busy?"
"Yeah." Vincent Guan regretted not turning on the automatic answer.
"Vincent Guan, isn't the job you arranged for your brother too hard? It's unbearable for him to run out all the time on such a hot day." The aunt's tone was full of complaints.
"It's normal to go out for a sales trip."
"This is your brother. Don't you feel bad? Why don't you give him another job? Your company's marketing department is pretty good, isn't it?"
"We don't have recruitment quotas now." Vincent Guan frowned and gently pinched his eyebrows with his fingers.
"You are the director of the marketing department, and arranging someone is not just a matter of words." The aunt was very unhappy when she heard his refusal, "Now that you are successful, you don't care about your family? Can you bear to see your brother suffer like this? ! "
"Can he count how many jobs I have arranged for him? The longest he worked for was four months. How can he not suffer for his indolent energy?" Vincent Guan was a little angry, "Just this job, love Just go ahead and beg for food if you don't like it."
"What do you mean, Vincent Guan!" the aunt shouted, "You are a very popular drinker, and I asked you to help your brother, and you asked him to beg for food?"
"Is it scary to beg for food?" Vincent Guan smiled, and his tone became colder, "I also want to have a meal, aunt, why don't you help me when I beg for food? I have done my best in this job, and I Again, if you can't do it, just stay home. "
Vincent Guan hung up the phone before his aunt could speak again. After thinking about it, he unplugged the phone cord and threw it aside.
When he picked up the noodle bowl again, Vincent Guan found that the noodles had absorbed all the soup in the bowl and turned into a lump. He stared at the noodles and hesitated for a while, then took the kettle and poured half a bowl of cold water into the bowl, added some oyster sauce, stirred the noodles, and finished it smoothly.
Vincent Guan doesn't have many entertainment activities in the evening. If he is not accompanying clients, he usually won't go out to play. Most of the time he will stay at home. For example, like today, he turned on the TV, put a movie of Silent Hill in the DVD player, and then turned on the computer. .
The post on the forum was still floating on the home page at noon, and more than 30 pages of posts had been turned over. He didn't go in to read it anymore and logged into the game directly.
As soon as he entered the friend information and world channel, he almost dropped the connection. The screen was frozen for more than ten seconds before returning to normal.
The people in the gang were busy imagining the happy life after overthrowing the evil group. Vincent Guan did not participate. He was 30 after all, and he still had a baby who called him daddy. He was too lazy to talk to these people in their teens and twenties. Going crazy together, he felt that if these people were given a chance to dominate the server, they might not be any better than Yanran Yixiao. After all, who doesn't want to dominate the world when playing games?
If a message is sent from one of his friends, the only one who will definitely send him a message within one minute after he goes online is Felix Yuan.
Felix Yuan is Veronica Qiu's daughter. She is in the first grade of junior high school. She has forty minutes to play games every night, and Vincent Guan usually takes her to level up.
[Private Chat] Felix Yuan: Brother, please take me to Sisheng Village to level up.
[Private chat] Hengdao immediately said: Call me uncle.
[Private Chat] Felix Yuan: Uncle, please take me to Sishengzhuang to level up.
[Private Chat] Hengdao Lima: Go to the Four Saints Safe Zone and wait for me. Do you want to bring your friend with you?
[Private Chat] Felix Yuan: We have three fairy friends. It will be faster in seconds. Just help us control the monsters.
[Private chat] Hengdao immediately: I’ll buy medicine.
[Private Chat] Felix Yuan: Uncle Heng, I’m so excited. Will we be killed?
[Private Chat] Hengdao Lima:...
Nolan Lin sat cross-legged in front of the computer with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, his hands typing quickly on the keyboard. He was discussing with several core gang members in the gang conference hall about the changes to the PK rules.
In fact, Nolan Lin was not the first person to dominate the server. When he first came to play on the new server, he really didn't think about whether he would dominate the server or not. He was just trying to kill time.
Because he and several friends from the old server came early, their levels and equipment were higher than those of later players. At that time, he enjoyed bringing up newcomers and was very satisfied to be immersed in the compliments of the newcomers: "Sister Yixiao, you are so awesome." .
Until one time the BOSS fell in front of him, and he held up a team sign. When he was calling for people to kill him, another team of people rushed over, as if they didn't see the sign hanging on their heads next to the BOSS. He grabbed it without anyone noticing.
The default rule at that time was that the person who arrived first and raised the sign was the team leader. Even if the person who arrived later had a team, they should break up and join the team that raised the sign first to kill together.
Nolan Lin suppressed his anger and chatted privately with the captain. His reply was that rules don't matter. I can kill him if I want and do your Sh!t. If I don't have the ability, just stay there.
Nolan Lin was so angry at these words that he almost swallowed the cigarette he was holding in his mouth and chewed it. Since he wanted to break the rules, he would play with you, so he called a few friends. After the team finished killing the BOSS Kill them.
Just as Nolan Lin was recalling his glorious server hegemony and telling several main players that we should be prepared, someone on the gang channel shouted, Hengdao and his people are in Sishengzhuang. Are they going to grab it? BOSS!
The name Hengdao immediately popped into Nolan Lin's eyes like it was on fire. He waved the mouse and was about to say go over and have a look. The Jasper standing on one side had already held up a sign to form a team. The few of them had a tacit understanding. Di joined his team, and Jasper led the team to run towards Sishengzhuang skillfully.
Nolan Lin checked the equipment and medicine on his body. Killing anyone was not as exciting as killing Hengdao. He was so excited that his heart beat tachycardia immediately.
Hengdao's account number turned out to be that of one of the main members of their gang, but that kid sold his account number because he wanted to go abroad. The person who bought the account changed the name of the account. I teamed up with them a few times to help fight. His PK awareness was much better than that of the original owner of Hengdao. Unfortunately, before he got familiar with it, this person actually thought he was going to lead the account. I joined a rival gang on the grounds that my friend was upgrading, and led the team to fight with them in the uprising against the tyrants, which was very exciting.
Of course, there were many people who fought bravely and unyieldingly against them. Nolan Lin would not dislike this person just for this reason. The most important reason is that Hengdao immediately led the garbage civilian team to sweep their well-equipped main team more than once! Moreover, this person was the only one who could calmly arouse Nolan Lin to the point where he wanted to chew on his computer during the scolding battle on the forum.
"Nolan Lin, do you smoke?" Mom suddenly pushed open the door and came in, holding a bowl of soup with unknown contents in her hand.
"Knock on the door first." Nolan Lin was concentrating on preparing to fight, but his mother was startled, "Your son is an adult man after all. How inappropriate."
"Forgot, I will remember it next time," Mom put the bowl on the table and removed the unlit cigarette from his mouth, "Watch some porn movies and I won't say anything to you. , whose son doesn’t do this?
"What if... forget it." Nolan Lin sighed, picked up the bowl and took a sip. It tasted like chalk dust soaked in water. He held his breath and finished it in one gulp. He didn't know it was the old man. Damn what kind of experiment, it was Lin Zong who was the guinea pig before, but now he is the only one.
"What if? Ah, that time you were talking about your brother," my mother lowered her head, her tone suddenly becoming very guilty, "Your brother didn't close the door either. Alas, it didn't cause any shadow to him, right? He was anxious as soon as he graduated. Could this be the reason for moving out? "
"No, my brother's face is bigger than mine." Nolan Lin saw his mother's expression a little unbearable, and stretched out his hand to squeeze his mother's shoulder, "It's just embarrassing. He moved out because he was busy with the resort. Convenience, how could it be for this?"
"So it's better to raise a daughter." Mom took the bowl and turned around and walked out the door.
"Let's try harder with my dad." Nolan Lin took another cigarette and held it in his mouth. The air conditioner was on in the room and he couldn't smoke. He usually held one in his mouth, so that he would feel more like a gangster during PK.
As soon as he entered the map of Sisheng Village, he saw the figure of Hengdao Lima appearing on the screen, leading several female fairies in battle.
[Team] Late Autumn Luo Feng: Do you want to order? ready or Not.
[Team] Horse Treads Flying Swallow: 0000
【Team】Smiling sweetly: 0
[Team] A very strong warrior: Is he trying to grab the BOSS or is he leveling up?
[Team] Meimei: Clear the area 20 minutes before the boss comes out. It’s not like he doesn’t know, 0000?
【Team】A very strong warrior: 00
[Team] smiled sweetly: Kill.
0 means that you are ready to kill. Nolan Lin looks forward to it every time he sees this number.
They couldn't force a PK in combat, so they waited patiently for a while and attacked the Hengdao Lima team just after they left the battle before they had time to recover their health and mana.
Nolan Lin felt that their behavior was not really honorable. Hengdao and the others were obviously not here to grab the BOSS. They were just leveling up. None of the equipment they wore was PK equipment. But as long as he could kill Hengdao, he would feel comfortable all over, so he pretended not to see it with a big face.
As soon as they entered the first round of the battle, they controlled the Hengdao team. Of course, this is nonsense, top PK equipment VS civilian leveling equipment.
[Battle] Felix Yuan: Do you also kill those who are leveling up? ?
[Combat] A very strong warrior: At this time, you are training at the lowest level in the Four Saints.
[Battle] Felix Yuan: Then where can I practice my fart level, uncle!
【Battle】Mingliang: Who cares about you?
[Battle] Felix Yuan: You are too domineering. Our trumpet, which is only dozens of levels, was killed during leveling!
[Battle] Ma Tafei Xiaoyanzi: Let’s kill Hengdao, and let the trumpet run away.
[Battle] Late Autumn Luo Feng: Let it go?
The Jasper was asking Nolan Lin this question. Nolan Lin looked at the four little fairies. Their levels were too low for him to summon the beast to take a bite. They should have been let go, but the Heng Dao who never made a sound immediately made him very angry. Feeling angry, I tapped on the keyboard a few times, typed two words in the team channel, and held on.
The Jasper always listened to him when it came to killing people. After he kept playing, the Jasper hit a "kill", and several people raised their swords and knocked them down in two rounds. Hengdao and several little fairies were all knocked down.
When Hengdao immediately left the battle and was about to be sent to Samsara Bai Wuchang to report, he said the only sentence in the entire battle.
Crazy you will regret it.
I regret it so much. The Jasper was typing a beat slower. When he typed this sentence, the group of people in Hengdao immediately disappeared from their eyes. He had to ask Nolan Lin again, why did he say that I would regret it? Shouldn't I say harsh words to you? You were the one who said you wouldn’t let me play the trumpet.
I know Sh!t. Nolan Lin left the team, flew back to the city, and was then sent into the dungeon by the system.
"Fcuk." Nolan Lin clicked the mouse and formed a team to kill. There was a certain chance that the team members would not be arrested and imprisoned, but Nolan Lin's account had never been imprisoned. He would definitely be imprisoned every time he killed someone.
When he was sending a message to the Jasper asking him to call him and hang up and go to jail, a figure riding a white horse appeared outside the broken wooden fence of the cell.
It was Hengdao Lima who had put on the best PK equipment.
Nolan Lin didn't move, pretending that he wasn't there.
[Current] Hengdao immediately said: Sister Xiao, you are leading the way. You will be there every time I go to jail.
[Current] Hengdao immediately asked: Are you hungry? I'll leave some food for you.
[Current] Hengdao Lima: Let me set off some fireworks to relieve your boredom.
Nolan Lin sat in front of the screen, watching Hengdao get off the horse and light a firework outside the cell door. How bored is this birdman?
After the fireworks were set off, Hengdao placed another bowl on the ground, said, "Grow up quickly," then got on his horse and left the cell. Nolan Lin stared at the bowl for a while, then moved the mouse up to display --- horse grain.
"Crazy!" Nolan Lin cursed in a low voice, picked up the horse food and fed it to his horse.
Vincent Guan drank tea, listened to the background music of Silent Hill coming from the speakers behind him, and looked at the complaints sent by the little kid Felix Yuan. He stretched out, took his mobile phone and dialed Felix Yuan's mobile phone number.
"Uncle---" Qiu Jiayu's very depressed voice dragged out for a long time.
"How much experience will be lost?" Vincent Guan smiled.
"300,000! I lost all my experience today!" Qiu Jiayu shouted, raising his voice, "Why are these people so annoying! Is it fun to bully the trumpet!"
"Go do your homework. Your mother will nag you later." Vincent Guan turned off the game.
"Uncle, you want to avenge me!"
"How to retaliate? To sneak attack Yixiao and Jasper?"
"I don't know, you don't like to curse, nor do you like to sneak attacks," Qiu Jiayu said dullly, "You are the only one in our team who can beat their team, and you are so aloof."
Vincent Guan was happy. The little girl only had this little time to play games every day and still couldn't level up. She was really frustrated: "Okay, let me think about it."
"Think about it quickly, I'm so depressed, uncle. Anyway, you said harsh words today. It's best to come here to recruit the ruthless ones and get rid of them!"
Qiu Jiayu finally hung up the phone and went to do his homework. Vincent Guan went into the bathroom, took off his clothes and stood under the shower head and flushed with his eyes closed.
He was really too lazy to compete with a game, but Jasper and Yixiao were staring at him and killing him all day long. It was really tiring for him to go to work every day, and when he came back to play a game to relax, he was always being provoked.
If you are so energetic, let’s do something interesting.
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