Paul didn't forget to change his equipment, but he didn't have any. Felix Fang thought about it and figured it out. It was not easy for a character who was rotated by two major guilds to climb back to the maximum level from level 37. A full set of blue equipment at level 40? If he had been alone all along, then this would definitely be the pinnacle of technology...
In the old days, getting a set of level 55 yellow suit was easier than eating or drinking. You can find a lot of them in the trading center. Except for a few sets with very strong attributes, the rest are all very cheap. Oh no, it should be the price of recycled cans. Because this thing is too easy to drop, you can drop yellow suits in any full-level dungeon as long as your luck is not particularly outrageous. Sometimes it is jewelry, sometimes it is equipment. Of course, only a single piece is dropped, not a full set of tops, bottoms, wrist guards, leg guards, etc. But it can't be resisted by the frequent drops. Gradually, the masses have no demand for it. You know, orange suits are for real men. Slowly, these useless yellow suits have become empty cans.
But things are different now.
Mirror Flowers and Water Moons had been gone for three months, and if the items on the trading center could not be sold, the system would remove them from the shelves within three weeks, unless players put them up for sale again. However, players who had already left would not care whether the cans were sold or not. Over time, the trading center was slowly emptied, with only a few items left.
Felix Fang went through the equipment in the trading center several times, and only got a full-level leather armor top, a yellow suit, but the attributes were a bit bleak, and a yellow necklace to increase defense. A full set of equipment requires tops, bottoms, wrist guards, leggings, shoes, and jewelry, six parts. Now two-sixths are completed, which is great.
[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: collect leather armor yellow equipment, no limit on the position, random attributes, some secrets~~~
[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: collect leather armor yellow equipment, no limit on the position, random attributes, some secrets~~~
He is a chainmail professional, and most of the cans in his warehouse are chainmail. Because he goes to the dungeon with a wild team, he rolls the dice to get the good or bad stuff according to his profession, so he rarely picks up equipment used by other professions. The life skill he learned is to make weapons and jewelry, so if Xiao Niao lacks a stick, iron claws, necklaces, earrings, etc., he can forge them exclusively. He really has no way to deal with equipment.
The empty mirror and water moon are like milk. Even if the mother shouts at the top of her lungs, no one will pay any attention.
Felix Fang scrolled through the screen for a while and felt desperate.
But I didn't expect a familiar face to suddenly pop up in the private chat---
[Private Chat] Crazy Zi: I thought you should be at the top of China at this time.
Wow, this guy really cares about the money he paid.
[Private chat] If you have milk, you are the mother: Oh, our company is divided into business department and technical department. The business department is for sales, and the technical department is for training. I am from the business department~~
The crazy boy was silent for a long time.
Felix Fang wondered if her words "Oops" were too damaging.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Stop spamming, I have a complete set of leather armor and yellow equipment.
The customer finally spoke, but strangely jumped to another topic.
[Private chat] Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Really?
[Private chat] Crazy guy: It’s very boring to tease you.
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother: =_=
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Crown Cave leather armor set, do you want it?
[Private chat] If you have milk, you are my mother: It only needs the full-level yellow leather armor. How much is it?
[Private chat] Crazy guy: It’s worthless, you make an offer.
The customer didn't lie. This leather armor set was indeed not valuable. If it was placed in the trading center, it would be worth at most 300 Chinese Yuan. But things are valuable because they are rare. Since it is the only one of its kind, the price cannot be based on the price of a can.
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother: five hundred.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Calculate it into RMB.
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother: It’s only five dollars at most, what’s the matter?
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Deduct it from the leveling fee.
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother:...
Damn, that's a business matter and this is a private matter, they can't be mixed up! Damn, when transferring money, wouldn't you feel awkward if 400 became 395? Really not!
Comrade Customer, don't worry about that and just take action.
Felix Fang looked at the Chinese courier who suddenly appeared in front of her, and her fighting power was reduced to slag.
This is the master, absolutely.
After receiving the yellow suit, the courier disappeared, and the customer never sent her a private message again. Felix Fang returned to Mount Emei with a frown on her face.
The team with Paul had been disbanded long ago, but it was obvious that he guessed right, Comrade Xiaoniao was still fighting the monkey.
Do you have a grudge against monkeys?
[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Stop hitting me, come and get the skin.
[Current]Paul:?
[Current] Whoever has milk is your mother: Huang Zhuang, I’ve been shouting to the whole world for a long time, didn’t you see it?
[Current]Paul: I saw it, does it have anything to do with me?
[Current] Whoever has milk is the mother: Can you come over and let me kill you^_^
[Current]Paul: Here I come.
Felix Fang had a mouthful of biscuits stuck in her throat. Suddenly, she felt that she could understand the feelings of Wuyue Pavilion and even Zongheng Huaxia! This man really couldn't be satisfied even if he was killed a hundred times! A hundred times!
Can "You Milk Is Mother" beat Paul? The answer is of course no. Will Paul stand still and let others beat him? Even Shagen didn't believe it. So when Paul came to him, "You Milk Is Mother" chose to give him a gift.
Paul didn't answer yet.
[Current]Whoever has milk is the mother: Take it, let’s go again.
[Current]Paul: Aren’t you afraid of being killed again?
[Current] Whoever has milk is the mother: I am free anyway.
Paul was moved by the other party's "sincerity".
Players in sparsely populated ghost servers may be sad, irritable, melancholy, or decadent, but there is one fixed collective attribute - they are bored to death.
The Guanyan Cave Leather Armor Set was originally a tiger skin skirt, making it look like a primitive savage, but Comrade Zi, who was obviously bored, changed the appearance of this leather armor that he himself could not wear at all. As a result, the zombie wearing the suit became a suit and leather shoes, and with the diamond claw weapon on the left arm, it looked very **.
[Current] If you have milk, you are the mother: Are you sure you don’t want to consider changing your weapon?
[Current]Paul: There is also a level 22 stick in the warehouse.
[Current]Whoever has milk is the mother: Well, you should just cosplay as Wolverine.
Without further ado, the two of them rushed to Tianchi again.
Paul was a little surprised that the nurse would team up with him again, and actually got a full-level yellow suit in a short period of time. Either this person is very confident in himself, Paul thought, or this person is very confident in his zombie. Because even if he is really bored, no one would rush to die.
Having a nurse means that the mother thinks there is a chance of defeating the boss, with a nurse and a zombie.
[Team]Paul: on yy, 4876xxx.
[Team] Whoever gives you milk is your mother:?
[Team]Paul: Follow my command.
[Team] Whoever has milk is the mother: Are you serious?
[Team]Paul: Just trust me and do it.
[Team] has...
The milk is the mother: ...your family’s credit has been destroyed in seconds just now!
Complaints aside, Felix Fang still went on YY. Who knows what insights this once top PK expert in the server has? It would be nice to learn a thing or two from him.
Felix Fang had just entered the YY channel when her mother and Paul had already jumped off the Tianchi Lake.
"You don't have to fight the boss later, just give me blood."
Felix Fang was stunned for a moment, unable to tell whether the sound coming from the headphones was game sound effects or real-life performances.
"Hello? Can you hear me?"
Paul's voice was a little low, with a hint of alienation and impatience.
"Oh, yes." Felix Fang came to her senses and answered quickly, but immediately thought of another problem, "I can't breastfeed you."
Zombies resist the nanny, this is the law.
"There is a 10% chance that I can heal you. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't heal me. I can take drugs. Anyway, just don't output anything."
"Sure?"
"Well, this is the only way to keep the aggro, and then you can output when the boss's health is half left, otherwise you won't be able to bear it if he OTs."
The so-called OT, which means random hatred, means that the boss no longer attacks the main profession that carries the monster, but instead attacks other professions with weak defense.
Yes, my nanny can’t handle it, but are you sure the zombies can handle it?
Felix Fang kept this to herself, ready to speak it out when her teammates were killed by the boss again.
The boss was still at the previous location. Apparently, he was not harassed by others after killing the two uninvited guests. So the two of them found him quickly. This time, Paul still did not hesitate and rushed up to attack the monster!
Felix Fang did not dare to delay and immediately gave the opponent a blessing state that increased his defense by 10%, then stared at his health bar intently.
Brother Long has no new tricks, his first move is still Lava Rage!
This time Paul held on, with only one third of his health left. He used healing as a mother and quickly threw a revival of the dead tree at the opponent. I don't know if it was because of his good character or Paul's luck, but he healed him in the first hit, and Paul's health bar was instantly filled. Felix Fang kept up the good work and threw another trickle, which was a group blood recovery move. It was slow, but it would continue to recover blood within 30 seconds. But obviously good luck did not continue to favor them - Paul resisted.
The zombies only had a few attacks, such as the Nether Ghost Claw, Hellfire, Ghosts and Monsters... Paul's moves were nothing special, he just used whichever skill was over, but his positioning was very elegant, he actually dodged two of the five consecutive attacks after the boss's first move. This gave Felix Fang enough time to alternately use almost ten blood-replenishing skills, one of which was an instant recovery, which provided a buffer for the cooldown of Paul's blood-replenishing potion.
Apparently the zombies also felt relaxed and happy because of the milk, so unprecedented recognition came from YY.
"Nanny, you can."
What you said is that Felix Fang has been a nanny since her debut, what a professional!
"Thank you, thank you." It feels so good to be humble.
"But you don't need to make such a complicated combination. I have most of the resistance anyway. Before the boss's health bar is more than half, you just need to use Moisturizing Silently and Old Tree Blossom. You don't need other things, such as the one that continuously recovers. It's meaningless and wastes mana."
He has the skill of moistening things silently, but...
"What is the flower of the old tree?"
"Nurse skills, you didn't learn them?"
"Impossible, I have learned all the nanny skills. Wait, did you say that all the trees are in bloom?"
"Single-unit recovery?"
"No, it's a group response, instant response."
"That's not it."
"what is that!"
"I told you to restore single target!"
"My only single-target healing spells are Silent Moisture and Bringing Back Spring!"
"Oh, I said it wrong. It's the dead tree that comes back to life."
...
Dead trees come back to life...
Old tree blossoms...
Paul brother, are you here to play synonym filling-in-the-blank game?!
After grinding for about ten minutes, Brother Long suddenly let out a roar. Those who are familiar with the dungeon know that this means his health bar is halfway through!
"Nanny, change the hammer!"
Paul's call for assembly was crisp and clear, but Felix Fang didn't need his reminder. She had already changed into her output equipment on time. Before Paul had even finished speaking, he had already rushed over with a hammer in his hand.
"No need to heal me anymore, just keep on dealing damage."
"Yeah." Felix Fang knew that there would definitely be no random hatred this time, because Paul had already taken away more than half of the boss's blood, and no matter how much hatred she output, the value would not be higher than that of the other party.
The only question now is whether Paul can hold on. If he dies, the boss will naturally turn to attack him as the nurse.
No matter what she thought, she was still determined to use one attack skill after another on Brother Long, such as Qingfeng Curse, Lancet, Five Animals Play...
Without the help of the nurse, the zombie's health bar dropped quickly, but every time it was close to the critical point, it would replenish it by taking drugs. This repeated several times, the boss's attacks gradually became sharper, and the health bar turned into a rampaging blue.
Rampage is the boss's last struggle before its health bar is about to reach the bottom. Often at this time, they will use skills with extremely abnormal lethality.
Brother Long’s rampage skill is the Ice Blade of Despair. A shock wave swept over and cleared Paul’s health bar!
Felix Fang was startled, thinking that her teammate had died again. Just as she was about to rush over to revive him, she found that the zombies began to chant.
As a physical profession, zombies only have one skill to chant: Never Reborn. This is a unique self-replenishing skill for zombies. There is no other way, because they always resist the nurse.
After focusing, Felix Fang saw clearly that although Paul's health bar had reached the bottom, there was still a little blood left. Optimistically speaking, it was only a few dozen points of blood, and any level 2 or 3 monster outside could kill him in one move. But after all, it was not zero, so he could still chant Never Reborn.
But the problem is that the blood recovery effect of Never Reborn is only 400 points. What is it good for?
While Felix Fang was daydreaming, the chant of "Never Reborn" had already been completed, and the zombie teammate was petrified.
Yes, I am a mother. I had to watch Paul turn from a living teammate into a stiff gray mannequin in an instant.
---Solid as a rock, the passive skill of zombies. When the HP of this profession is in a very low range, the character will be petrified, and then any attack from players, monsters, and bosses will be ineffective against him. Of course, he can't attack the opponent or do anything else because he is petrified.
Felix Fang had not seen many zombies in Mirror Flowers and Water Moon, let alone this miraculous rock-solid one. After all, it was difficult for someone to specifically calculate the blood volume. Either it was not low enough, or you would die instantly if you were not careful. How could they calculate to leave you a little blood?
But Paul had figured it out, and relying on his own small reply of never being reborn, he succeeded in achieving it.
Damn, this technology is so advanced!
I saw Brother Long still persevering in using his ultimate move on the zombie, but the stone man didn't move at all, and his blood naturally didn't drop at all. He was simply the most perfect T in history.
Finally, Brother Long fell under the hammer of the one who makes you rich.
The zombies are still frozen.
"You won't always be like this, right?" Felix Fang was a little worried.
"Solid as a rock only lasts ten minutes. Go touch the monster first."
"Can you roll the dice to get equipment like this?"
...
"able."
Felix Fang understood everything in her mind. This was not the first time this person had used this trick, so he was able to grasp the blood volume and even the details such as whether or not he could roll the dice.
Can output, can carry monsters, can PK, and is famous.
Did Zongheng Huaxia lose his mind to expel such a person?
Felix Fang felt a little indignant for Paul, but of course she was speaking from an objective technical perspective, without any emotional overtones.
What, bring some emotion | color?
He had said before that even if he killed this man a hundred times, he would not be satisfied =_=
Brother Long felt very aggrieved, so he didn't give Felix Fang and the others any good stuff, but there was still a long way to go, so he could just kill some time.
[Team]Paul: If nothing else, I’m quitting the team.
As soon as she returned to the lake, Felix Fang saw the small words in the lower left corner of the monitor. When she looked again in YY, the other person was no longer there.
[Team] Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Come again tomorrow?
[Team]Paul: Are you asking me out?
[Team] If you have milk, you are my mother: Please tell me everything, I am inviting you to the next level.
Paul wanted to see what happened, but then he saw the little zombie on the monitor wearing a suit...
[Team]Paul: It depends on the situation.
He doesn't like suits╮(╯_╰)╭
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