Service Ghost Corps Chapter 7

Felix Fang slept until noon the next day.

In fact, he could have slept longer if it weren't for Alex Gou's phone calls harassing him.

"What?" Alex Gou's voice was mellow and full, deep and charming, even if he was sloppy and nonchalant, or cursed his parents, it could not reduce the lethality of the voice. Felix Fang sometimes thought that maybe Alex Gou should do a phone S3x business, maybe it would be easier to make money than doing it in person.

"Sleep..." The active mind still couldn't offset the sleepiness in the body. Felix Fang's voice was lazy to the extreme.

Alex Gou obviously heard it, and said with a smile: "I knew it."

I know you still called!

Felix Fang wanted to scold him, but it was just a thought. To Alex Gou Xu, Felix Fang could kick him out of bed without mercy, but to Alex Gou, he became a little girl chasing butterflies, wishing he could hide all his vulgarity and only show his light dance to the other party.

Alex Gou didn't know what Felix Fang was thinking, so after talking nonsense for a while, he got straight to the point: "The sun is shining on your B*tt, hurry up and get up and eat."

"I'm here to have dinner with you..." Felix Fang complained unhappily, then yawned loudly before continuing, "I'm not going out. I'm too lazy to move."

Alex Gou sighed and said earnestly: "Felix Fang, don't you burst into tears every time you look in the mirror?"

Felix Fang thought about it and told the other party sincerely: "Dog, every time I think I've become ugly again, I take out my ID card and take a look, and then I find that everything is an illusion."

...

In fact, Alex Gou had just woken up not long ago, so before his three souls and seven spirits had fully gathered, he was directly knocked back to the resurrection point by this big move.

Throwing his phone aside, Felix Fang tried to continue sleeping, but no matter how sleepy he was, he just couldn't fall asleep. He tossed and turned until the quilt became a ball. Finally, he gave up, sat up with a somersault, and ran to the toilet with a disheveled appearance.

After flushing the toilet, Felix Fang felt relaxed and her mind cleared up. After washing up, she felt like a good man again.

Do you burst into tears every day when you look in the mirror?

No, Felix Fang looked at the pale face in the mirror, and saw that he was a game nerd who stayed up late all year round, and smiled self-deprecatingly. People like Alex Gou, who were born with a charming attribute, could never understand the inferiority complex of fat people. It's not that they don't care, but sometimes being fat is also a natural attribute. As the saying goes, you will grow fat even if you drink cold water. No one can do anything about the good digestion and absorption system. So you can't change your appearance but your mentality. Slowly, the inferiority complex is hidden deep in your heart, and what is shown to the outside world is only heartlessness.

After a night of hard work, the crazy guy reached level 29.

Felix Fang clicked on the flashing friend requests and found that they were all from two accounts - Wu Laoer next door and 2b fighter.

Select the most recent request from Fighter and click Accept. Within half a second, Fighter 2b's private message came over--- [Private Message] Fighter 2b: Hi, baby~~~

Felix Fang likes this accent.

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Hi, 2b~~~

There was a brief silence.

[Private Chat] 2b Fighter: Sweetheart, can you change your nickname?

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Xiao Jiji?

[Private chat] 2b fighter:...

[System] Your friend 2b fighter has quit the game.

[System] Wu Laoer next door has applied to become your friend. Do you agree?

After Felix Fang clicked "Agree" again, still less than half a second passed---

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Hi, baby~~~

Are you pretending to have amnesia again? =_=

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Hi, Lao Er~~~

[Private chat] Wu Lao Er next door: Did you miss me at night? ^_^

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Going to sleep.

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Did you dream about me?^_^

[Private chat] Crazy guy: I didn’t have any dreams. I slept like a dead pig.

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Baby, it’s not good to talk to women so rudely~~

[Private Chat] Crazy Zi: This is called simplicity.

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Okay, I like it~\(≧▽≦)/~

[Private chat] Crazy guy:...

Not wanting to bother with this idiot anymore, Felix Fang was about to log into another computer when the doorbell rang at the same time.

Who would come at this time? Felix Fang had a vague idea, but she didn't dare to confirm it.

When I opened the door, it was indeed that charming face.

"Hi, handsome~~" Felix Fang greeted enthusiastically, and at the same time thought that if the 2B fighter was also so handsome, she could really consider continuing to tease him...

"You are calling it." Alex Gou didn't think that Felix Fang's enthusiasm was directed at him, so he naturally handed over the thing in his hand.

Felix Fang took the plastic bag with the logo printed on it and didn't argue. Instead, she went along with it: "How can you be so thoughtful? I just like their porridge."

Alex Gou had a look that said "you are hopeless": "What time did you go to bed last night? If it weren't for this body, I would have suspected that you were taking drugs."

"As a bachelor, it's a long night and I can't sleep." Felix Fang said as she leaned against the door frame, looking very charming. "How about...you take me in?"

Alex Gou gently lifted Felix Fang's chin and smiled charmingly: "Sure..."

Comrades, listen carefully, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor is it between you being a man and me being a man, but rather - "Wait until you lose weight."

Felix Fang unhappily opened the dog's paw and turned to put the porridge on the table. She looked back and found Alex Gou still standing at the door. She asked curiously, "What's wrong? Why don't you come in?"

Alex Gou shook his head regretfully: "I was in a hurry to do something."

How can there be business when the sun is shining brightly? The world is going downhill...

As if he understood Felix Fang's thoughts, Alex Gou smiled and further explained: "Alex Gou Xu's grandson hides when he owes money. I have to throw paint on his doorstep."

"That's what I said. You'd better hurry up and don't let that thief get away again." Felix Fang sat down on the stool, opened the lid of the plastic box, and began to slurp the porridge.

Alex Gou waved his hand casually and closed the door from the outside naturally.

Felix Fang put down the spoon and listened to the footsteps gradually moving away. She felt an indescribable subtlety in her mood.

Alex Gou is a considerate and charming guy, but unfortunately, charming people often like more charming people.

After drinking the porridge, Felix Fang's slightly sour mood had already run to Java, back to the top of China. Next door, Wu Laoer was still jumping around like crazy, saying "Wife, what's wrong with you?", "Wife, where have you been?", "Wife, don't ignore me..."

So he likes games because everything is quantifiable.

A so-called talented person is someone with good skills, and you won’t be questioned just because you have an ugly face.

A so-called beauty is someone with a sweet voice. Even if you are more dangerous than a monster in the dungeon, there will still be a row of flower-guarding messengers speaking softly to you in YY.

The so-called boss is a mindless output, no matter how tall, short, fat, thin, straight or gay you are.

The so-called feelings are just floating clouds. Today's Chen Shimei may become Qin Xianglian the next day.

---Simple, rough, plain and direct, he loves this world.

[Private chat] Crazy guy: I’m back.

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Wife~~~~~t_t

[Private Chat] Crazy guy: What are you doing?

...

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Waiting for you.

[Private Chat] Crazy Guy: Nothing else?

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: I have been expelled from the army and now I am homeless t_t [Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Wife~ Can you accept me? >_

Comrades, please look up the previous notes and we will correct them. The furthest distance in the world is not waiting for you to lose weight, but --- [Private chat] Crazy Zi: Sorry, I am a power player ^_^

Wu Laoer fell silent again.

Felix Fang was worried that he would really be like Wu Laoer next door, and would tremble all over every time he looked at her.

After a long time, the fighter finally asked a very meaningful question--- [Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Are you telling the truth this time?

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Yeah.

Yes, I was talking nonsense before, but this time I am telling the truth.

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Have you always been a power leveler?

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Never changed people.

[Private chat] Wu Laoer next door: Female power player?

[Private chat] Crazy guy: male.

[Private chat] Wu Lao Er next door: So you said before that I am also a woman?!

[Private chat] Crazy guy: For the sake of equipment, I risked everything...

[Private chat] Wu Lao Er next door: You are so disgusting!!!

[Private chat] Crazy guy: If a man is not vulgar when young, he will not live in vain.

[Private chat] Wu Lao Er next door: ...

It was obvious that 2b had suffered a great trauma, and no more wavy lines appeared in the private chat channel.

Felix Fang didn't take it seriously. She put up her crazy clothes again and moved on to the idea that whoever gives her milk is her mother.

Mirror Flower and Water Moon's landing level 6 is always so smooth. In just two seconds, You Milk Is the Mother appears in the deserted world.

At 1:30 in the afternoon, the ghost server was slightly stronger than at 3 a.m. At least when standing on Nanjing Road in the main city, players would occasionally pass by, and there was even team formation information on Hua Xia.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe, is there anyone who wants to form a group?

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe, is there anyone who wants to form a group?

Felix Fang thought this ID looked familiar. After careful recollection, it seemed to be the one who was wailing that the flowers in the mirror and the moon in the water were really ghosts last night. Who was this person fighting with at that time?

[Huaxia] Diamond seller: All twelve people are online, who are you looking for to form a team? Take a break~~Long-term purchase of game coins~~

Look, the old rival is here.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Damn, how come so many people have left but you, a profiteer, are still here!

[Huaxia] Diamond seller: Diamond quality is as solid as a rock.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Get lost.

[Huaxia] Blessing of the Shemale: Count me in as the Corpse King of Xiangxi.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Damn, someone finally comes!

[Huaxia] Diamond seller: Long-term purchase of game coins~~~ Am I air? =_=

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Blessings, can you still attract people?

[Huaxia] Blessings from the Shemales: It’s difficult, my brothers don’t want to play anymore.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Give me a hug, it’s all tears.

[Huaxia] Blessings from the ladyboy: Just shake hands, I’m not gay.

Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe... Felix Fang was a little tempted, but now there was a Blesser and a Fairy Master, if she added herself, the milk would definitely be enough, but who would carry it? Fairy Master is a high-damage profession, but fighting this level 55 dungeon boss, one damage alone is definitely not enough. For a slightly simpler full-level wild map boss like the Tianchi water monster, it was the zombies' rock-hardness that gave the milk-giver enough time to grind the opponent to death, and at that time the milk-giver was wearing damage equipment. Now there is no tank, he must wear a milk outfit, plus the Blesser as a second milk... I don't think I've heard of any boss being killed by milk.