After seeing the equipment of the local tyrant, Felix Fang suddenly had another idea. The Potala Palace God of Wisdom and the like really don't match this domineering equipment, because this copy tests IQ far more than equipment and operation. It's like you are holding the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Sabre to compete with Socrates, there is no way to create sparks.
[Team] Crazy guy: Where is the nanny?
[Team] Whoever has milk is the mother: Handicraft workshop.
[Team] Crazy guy: What are you doing there?
[Team]Paul: Make a necklace.
[Team] Whoever has milk is the mother: Make a necklace.
The one who knows my mother is a little bird!
[Team] Crazy guy: Can’t you download the copy yet?
[Team] The one with the milk is the mother: Go ahead, it only takes a few minutes to make a necklace, but I think we can consider changing to another instance. It’s a waste of time to go to the Potala Palace with your gear, how about going to the Lich King’s Tribe?
The difficulty of the Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe is definitely at the forefront of the first tier among the full-level dungeons. Although this dungeon sounds like it has a lot to do with zombies, in fact, the orange equipment and weapons of the Corpse King that are dropped cover eight professions. It makes sense, if a dungeon only drops equipment for a specific profession, then why would others go to your dungeon to work for nothing?
[Team] Crazy guy: The three of us can’t push that dungeon.
[Team] The one who has milk is the mother: Call for more people on Huaxia. I saw someone forming a group during the day.
[Huaxia]Paul: Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe, anyone who wants to join the group is welcome, regardless of occupation.
Action Group =_=
Following the bird, the client also began to swipe the screen on Huaxia. Felix Fang was free and turned her attention back to her handicraft. The reading bar showed that the progress was 78% and was still moving forward at a steady speed...
88%...
95%...
1oo%...
flash!
Felix Fang's heart skipped a beat as the light appeared on the system screen, and then colorful butterflies fluttered away.
The sparkling Tianchi Tears, level 55 orange jewelry!
Of course, there are also orange jewelry with top-quality, average, and rubbish attributes, but if a piece of jewelry is so beautiful that it instantly kills half of the male players and all the female players in the server, its attributes are not important. And if it happens to have a precious equipment effect such as a significant increase in physical defense... a weapon for picking up girls? No, it is a killer for picking up girls.
It's a pity that nowadays, no matter how good the equipment is, it is out of stock. It's like a forum that has been abandoned and has zero daily hits. Even if you, Teacher Chen, come back with a camera, your post will be ignored.
There is ample time.
Felix Fang comforted herself and put the Tianchi Tears into the warehouse. Her joyful mood had slowly faded away. She looked up and saw that two more people had appeared in the team.
Fairy master, you uncle.
Well-wishers, blessings from the shemale.
It really was the same two as during the day. Felix Fang was upset. The flowers in the mirror and the moon in the water were too desolate.
[Team] Damn it: It’s so damn hard to form a team these days!
[Team] Blessing of the Shemale: I was idle for the whole afternoon, and ended up doing nothing but playing Landlord on QQ.
Apparently, his temporary teammates thought so too.
However, there are those who are sentimental, and there are also those who are calm---
[Team]Paul: Gather at the entrance of the Boneyard Village.
Felix Fang suspected that Paul behind the computer also had a zombie face =_=
[Team] Blessing of the Shemale: Five people?
[Team] Crazy guy: I don’t mind if you can find another one.
Of course, it is impossible to find transS3xuals. The current social situation in Mirror Flower and Water Moon is that bosses are everywhere in the streets, but players are extremely scarce.
Felix Fang sighed, controlled the "Whoever Has Milk Is My Mother" to leave the workshop, and was about to head for Xiangxi when she suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar little head nodding around in the monster refining workshop next door.
[Current] If you have milk, you are my mother: 438, stop refining, go to the next level~~
[Current] Brian Bai 438: Don’t call me by my number =_=
[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Pat on the head, you should have been aware of this when you chose your ID name.
[Current]Brian Bai 438: That is a temporary suffix generated after the server merge when the name is the same as someone else's!
[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Then why don’t you change it?
[Current]Brian Bai 438: I was taking my final exams at that time and was not online at all. By the time I came back, the name-changing period had already passed!
This unfortunate child...
438's words also brought back memories for Felix Fang. Mirror Flower Water Moon had a server merger four and a half years ago, and it was that merger that made its online users grow by leaps and bounds, and it was very glorious for a while. Felix Fang also came here at that time to build the "Anyone Who Feeds Is A Mother". It's just that comparing the prosperity of the past and the loneliness of today, it's really a mixed feeling.
[Current] If you have milk, you are my mother: Stop refining, let’s go and get some money~
The demon refiner did not move. To be more precise, he did not respond, but he did not refine any more demons. He just stood there stupidly, and the wind elf beside him occasionally circled around its master.
[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Xiao Si?
[Current] Hunter Hundred to Become a Demon 438:...
[Current] Brian Bai 438: No, you guys go.
This is difficult. Felix Fang is sure that the other party's mood is half sea water and half fire.
[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Silly child, games are for you to play for fun, you don’t have to devote your life to the cause of socialism.
[Current] Hunter Hundred to Become a Demon 438:...
[Current] You are my mother: I also have an account in China Summit. You don't know how lively it is over there. Your guild is busy with fortresses every day. What about you? Are you exiled?
[Current] Hunter Hundred to Become a Demon 438:...
[Current] Whoever gives you milk is your mother: I have always believed that if a corps wants to prosper, it must have a people-oriented management policy and sacrifice the small self for the sake of the big self. The so-called global awareness is actually a narrow-minded pyramid scheme brainwashing that distorts human rights.
[Current]Whoever has milk is the mother: The legion is a huge machine, and the members are just small screws in it. But often times, if a screw is loose or forgotten, the whole machine will have problems.
[System] Bailian Chengyao 438 applied to join the team.
[Current] The One Who Has Milk Is the Mother: So, do you think you should reconsider placing an order with us?
[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Ah, have you figured it out now?
Felix Fang quickly clicked to approve the application.
438, who was sitting in front of the computer, looked at the charred remains of the failed monsters in the demon furnace and cried. He had figured it out. A copy in exchange for a peaceful world, great value.
Your uncle and the shemale didn't expect that the captain actually brought in the sixth person. They were surprised and showed a warm and sincere welcome to 438. 438 was originally forced to do this, but surrounded by a pair of close brothers, he actually tasted the taste of fighting side by side with his brothers in the past, and his attitude unconsciously changed from coping with the job to being serious and upright.
[Team] Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Let’s go to the Bone Burial Village!
[Team]Paul: Wait.
Felix Fang was stunned. It seemed that this guy was the one who was most impatient before.
[Team]Paul: Let’s pk first.
Felix Fang subconsciously covered her chest. Damn, this guy could hear his inner monologue!
Even though he was complaining in his heart, he was still a teammate after all, and he couldn't just watch the other party get killed. The team list showed that Paul was in Mount Emei at the moment. Felix Fang was controlling the "Milk is the Mother" to rush up the mountain, while...
Deduced a plot development that is very close to the facts: waiting for the sixth person in the group---getting tired of waiting---returning to Mount Emei to fight monkeys---meeting the enemy---pk.
Can't your mother kill a few less national protected animals to contribute to the green earth? !
Paul said that the health bar was stable when they were PKing first, and it was obvious that the battle had not really started at that time. But when Felix Fang was teleported to the foot of Mount Emei, the health bar of the zombie began to drop. Felix Fang unconsciously became anxious, and finally he simply took a speed-up scroll and rushed all the way. Because he had been selecting the zombie in the team list, he could see the distance data displayed by the system in the lower right corner---
1oom.
8om.
5om.
3om.
24m!
This is the maximum distance of the nurse's long-range spell. Felix Fang had already cast a Thousand Trees in Bloom before she even saw Paul!
The extremely mana-consuming group instant recovery is not a lie. Although Paul resisted and his health bar didn't improve at all, his child's health bar was filled up like crazy...
[Team] Crazy guy: Nanny, what are you doing?
Along with the killer's words, the two teammates on Mount Emei entered the vision of "whoever has milk is the mother".
In addition to malicious PK, China also has a very harmonious sparring setting, that is, you send an application to anyone you want to spar with within a radius of 5m. If the other party agrees, then both parties can immediately enter the PK mode regardless of the occasion. The difference is that the PK in this mode only has victory or defeat, and no equipment or experience will be lost.
And now, the crazy Zi and Paul, one holding a dagger and the other with a claw, are obviously fighting in a friendly arena with a few rubber belts. The group response just now, as teammates, will naturally benefit from it.
[Team] If you have milk, you are the mother: Uh, I accidentally clicked the wrong button because my hand cramped.
[Team] Crazy guy:...
[Team] Crazy guy: Then why did you come to Mount Emei instead of going to the Bone Burial Village?
[Team] Whoever has milk is the mother: I accidentally got a leg cramp and ran the wrong way.
[Team] Crazy guy: Is there any part of your body that doesn’t have cramps?
[Team] Whoever has milk is the mother: face^_^
Jason Jiang had seen many shameless people in his life, but this was the first time that such a shameless person was born this way. Compared with him, Paul's image instantly became many times taller, and Jason Jiang was more willing to communicate with him.
[Team] Crazy Zi: Your skills are very sharp, but your defense is too low.
[Team]Paul: There’s nothing we can do, the equipment is bad.
Suits are a very common appearance modification in China, so Jason Jiang didn't know Paul's equipment. Now that he heard what he said, he subconsciously clicked to check his equipment, and he didn't expect to see the familiar Guanyan Karst Cave Leather Armor Set =_=
The world can't really be that small...
[Team] Crazy guy: Did you get this equipment yourself?
[Team]Paul: It was given by the nanny.
[Team] Crazy guy: Who is this in the team now?
[Team]Paul: Probably.
[Team] Crazy Zi: Oh, he got this set from me.
[Team]Paul: I see. How much do you sell it for?
[Team] Crazy guy: Five hundred.
[Team]Paul: A bit dark.
[Team] Crazy Guy: I think so too.
Then what?
Nothing more happened.
If someone gives you a peach, you should get a plum in return. This kind of logical relationship does not exist in the thinking scope of vulgar flow.
But Jason Jiang didn't know that. He still sat in front of the computer and waited until Paul disappeared at the teleportation point. Half a minute later, he urged in the team, "Burial Village, hurry up." Only then did he finally confirm that this person really had no intention of making any subsequent remarks.
Jason Jiang's mouth twitched as he looked at the computer.
Although he didn't like the idea of milk being the mother, wouldn't a normal person at this time have to express gratitude to the sucker who helped him, even if it was false? Did he change to private chat?
In fact, Paul did privately chat with Felix Fang, but it had nothing to do with equipment---
[Private chat]Paul: I’ve told you so many times that zombies resist nurses. Next time, don’t feed them, just use the Soul Gathering Pill directly.
Soul Gathering Pill, sold by NPC in pharmacies, a special supplement for zombies, red and blue are instantly filled up, only 998 for one pill.
Obviously, Paul knew his original intention.
but---
Stop breastfeeding...
Feeding...
Milk...
...
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother: Feed your Fcuking sister with milk!!
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