There once was a handsome gentleman; all his chattels were a boot remover and a comb. But he has one of the best shirt collars in the world.
All we are going to hear now is the story of this collar.
The shirt collar is old enough to consider marriage. As it happened, he and the garter were mixed in the water and washed together.
"Oh my God!" said the shirt collar, "I have never seen anyone so slender and delicate, so charming and gentle. May I ask your name?"
"I can't tell you that!" said Garter.
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