Story of the Tall Lad Chapter 7

I wonder if the master has already figured out the situation. His dented broken plates and a few rusty coins might be useful. Anyway, he seems to be prepared for this.

With his eyelids drooping, Master Mu Chun walked onto the stage, ignoring the turbulent undercurrents of the four Xiong disciples below, and spoke half-deadly: "Today's morning class, all the disciples came to recite the "Qing Jing Sutra" with me."

The "Qing Jing Sutra" is not the "Tai Shang Laojun Speaks of the Chang Qing Jing Jing Sutra", but an inexplicable chariot talk. Perhaps it was compiled by the Master himself, and the content is extremely incomprehensible.

Probably in order to show his tranquility, when Master Mu Chun was reading this article, he would drag out every word to two characters long. If the word was dragged out too long, he would inevitably lose some energy, so the ending sounds of every sentence would tremble in twists and turns. Like a crazy old lady with a flat mouth.

Liam listened for a while, only to feel a buzzing in his ears. The sound made him nervous - worried that his master would suffocate him to death.

The master finished reciting the first time in a breathless voice. He slowly picked up the tea cup in front of him and moistened his throat. Liam quickly wiped the goosebumps off his body, waiting to hear his eloquent speech, but in despair he heard the master He said in a drawling voice that made people feel numb: "Okay, read it again."

Liam: ...

Liam was patted on the shoulder unceremoniously, and his senior brother, who was as beautiful as he was beautiful but not as beautiful as himself, took the initiative to talk to him.

The eldest brother said, "Hey, kid, move over there a little and make room for me."

The eldest brother is the treasure of the town. He wants a place, but Liam dare not not use it.

As soon as Young Master Yan raised his eyelids, the Taoist boy beside him immediately brought a bamboo beauty cushion. He lay down on it without any hesitation, closed his eyes in front of his master, and fell into a doze in the thunderous "quietness".

Liam observed for a while and found that his monster brother actually had advantages--for example, he didn't snore when he slept.

The others were probably already used to this, the eldest brother was blatantly dozing off, while the second brother had already perfectly hooked up with his newly minted beggar brother in a short period of time. At the same time, he did not give up on Liam, and indiscriminately swept his winks in all directions.

Of the four people present, only Liam was tolerant of his master. His tolerance and harshness were very clear, but he was consistent and meticulous. In this chaotic environment, Liam wanted to prevent his master from being too harsh. He sang a one-man show, sat motionless and followed Master from beginning to end to finish the first day of "routine morning lessons".

Seeing that Liam didn't want to talk to him, Li Jun rolled his eyes and came up with an idea. He took out a small porcelain bottle from his sleeve like a thief, dangled it under Ethan's eyes, and whispered: "You Do you know what this is?"

Ethan took it and opened it, and was immediately made light-headed by the stench. Unfortunately, even Liam behind him was affected.

Li Yun said proudly: "This is the golden clam magic water I made."

While Liam was chanting sutras with his master, he sneered with all his heart: "Isn't this the foot-washing water of Golden Clam?"

Ethan covered his nose and returned the "divine foot-washing water", endured the stench and asked, "What is it for?"

Li Yun grinned as he crumpled the rice paper on his desk into a ball, then dripped a few drops of magic water on it. The water quickly seeped into the rice paper, and the ball of paper turned into a real toad in the blink of an eye.

The world is filled with birds and beasts that don’t play with each other but only play with toads. What kind of ambition is this?

Liam suddenly understood why the senior brother looked at the second senior brother like he was a piece of sh!t.

As soon as Li Jun raised his eyes and met Liam's gaze, he immediately poked the toad on the table with his pen with a wicked smile, pointed at Liam and said, "Go find him."

The toad heard the words, "croaked" and ran towards Liam, but was caught by a skinny hand on the way - the master had sneaked closer at some point, and the toad turned into a human again in his hand. Tuan paper.

"The side door is right," Master Muchun sighed as if he were chanting a sutra, "Xiaoyun, you are truly a master."

Li Jun stuck out his tongue.

The master said: "In that case, you can lead the fellow disciples in reading the sutras."

Li Jun had no choice but to hold the voice of the eunuch singing in front of the main hall, and spent nearly an hour reciting the short section of the Qing Jing Sutra over and over ten times before the master finally mercifully stopped and let this long torture end. a paragraph.

Ethan trembled and whispered to Liam: "If he continues to read, I will pee."

Liam sat upright and pretended not to recognize him.

The master, who had been resting with his eyes closed for more than an hour, was in high spirits and said, "One should be still and then move. Disciples, come out of the pavilion with me. Oh, Liam, call your elder brother."

Liam, who had suffered an unexpected disaster, was stunned when he heard this. He tilted his head to look at the young man in white, and stretched out a finger to poke his shoulder like he was touching fire. At the same time, he thought with a little fear: "My master told me to tell you to get up and stop making trouble for me."

The senior brother who had slept tossing and turning for two nights was probably full of sleep and was not acting like a monster. He opened his eyes and stared blankly at Liam for a while before taking a deep breath and getting up, feebly. Waving his hands: "I know, you go first."

Young Master Yan, who was still awake, seemed to have a much better temper. His peach blossom eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, and his eyes looking at Liam softened a lot.

Then, Yan Zhengming asked with a gentle expression: "By the way, what is your name?"

"...Liam."

"Oh." Yan Zhengming nodded indifferently. Compared with the unabashed disgust when he looked at Li Yun, and compared with his behavior of covering his face with a fan in front of Ethan, his treatment of Liam was almost Very polite.

After saying "Oh", Yan Zhengming no longer cared about Liam, covered his mouth with his hands and yawned, then sat motionless, waiting for the maid Xiao Yu'er to comb his hair.

When Liam's mind was filled with thoughts of humans and monsters, he once suspected that his handsome elder brother might be a pheasant spirit with a colorful tail, but after seeing this scene, he gave up the suspicion --- Even if it were a real pheasant, if it was combed like this every day, it would probably look like a bald tail, bare B*tt and two legs.

The hair on the eldest brother's head is still growing firmly and has not yet turned into a feather duster, indicating that he may be some kind of even more bizarre animal.

In the courtyard, a Taoist boy came over and presented a wooden sword to the master with both hands.

Suddenly, Liam and Ethan were shocked. They both grew up listening to the story of the immortal wielding the sword by the wind. Even though Liam was tortured by the sage's book, he was still a little boy after all. Although he did not admit it, But deep down in my heart, I still yearn for those legendary powers that can summon clouds and rain.

The wooden sword is simple and unsophisticated, almost condensing a certain calm heaviness. In the hearts of the little boys, they are talking about refining elixirs, mysterious and mysterious scriptures, counting the past and present lives by pinching their fingers against the stars, and even carving out... All the magical powers of real charms...none of them are as attractive as the word "sword control".

What does it mean to transcend the tribulation and ascend?

Compared with the Fourteen States of Yi Jian Shuanghan, even the legendary Soaring Clouds and Riding the Mists probably have to be moved to the back.

I saw real Mu Chun waving his slender arms and legs, walking slowly to the middle of the courtyard, like a stick with clothes hung on it.

Ethan asked with great anticipation what Liam wanted to ask but was too embarrassed to ask: "Master, are you going to teach us how to practice swords? When can we pick up swords?"

Mu Chun: "Don't worry, I have a wooden sword."

After saying this, in front of all his disciples, he fluttered his arms and made a soft starting stance, practicing each move. While practicing, he chanted: "Fuyao --- wooden sword technique --- strengthens the body --- strengthens the body --- promotes ventilation --- activates blood circulation --- makes you live --- like a god ---"

Liam: ...

His nascent dream of making wind and rain was shattered in the "dong clang---dong clang clang" and the "light of sword and shadow".

The master's "excellent" swordsmanship soon attracted a sparrow to land on a nearby wooden stake and stop to watch.

This is really the quietest set of swordsmanship in the world. The wooden sword passed by as if it were nothing, and could not even be stirred up by the wind. It was extremely gentle, and as long as the tip of the sword slowly walked around in a circle, it could be moved at any time. Even a snail can climb to the top of a tree.

Coupled with Master's "Physical Fitness Competition God" ecstatic explanation, the effect is very impressive.

I saw the master taking a step forward, turning back and bending down to draw the wooden sword diagonally, approaching the sparrow on the wooden stake tremblingly.

The little sparrow was so bold that it stared motionless at the incoming wooden sword with its small black bean-like eyes.

Mu Chun warned boldly: "You little beast, if you don't get out of the way, my wooden sword will hurt your life!"

After saying such a long sentence, the wooden sword in his hand was handed to the sparrow's feet. Hearing this ferocious warning, the sparrow calmly raised one leg and took a step to the side, completely crossing the Fuyao Sect's feet. "Sharp Sword", calmly watching the gentle sword shadow drift away.

Ethan was overjoyed, and Liam found it hard to understand. None of the martial arts performances he had seen at the entrance of the village were as ridiculous as this wooden sword, but he did not laugh rashly because he found that none of his senior brothers were laughing either - ---If the senior brother is arranging his hair and has trouble leaning forward and backward, then the second senior brother who loves toads has some reference value.

Li Jun, who had been unable to sit still as if there were spikes on his B*tt just now, not only did not smile at this time, but his face that always seemed to have malicious intentions actually showed some concentration, and he watched his master's movements as if he were dancing like a god. .

The master completely practiced the first move of the Fuyao Wooden Sword, and finally stopped at the movement of a golden rooster standing on its own with its arms spread out. He held the wooden sword in his hand, stretched out his long and thin neck, and looked like he was climbing high and looking into the distance. , said unsteadily: "This is the first move of my Fuyao Wooden Sword, and it will lead to a long journey!"

It's a pity that he doesn't look like a roc spreading its wings, but more like a rooster crowing.

Ethan covered his mouth and his face turned red.

The master did not show mercy this time. He raised his hand and slapped him on the top of his head with his wooden sword - this action was much more agile than before.

Master Mu Chun said angrily: "What did I tell you? Be calm and restrained! Impetuous! What are you laughing at? It's outrageous! Copy the "Qing Jing Sutra" five times at night and bring it to me tomorrow."

Since Ethan could not read yet, he was delayed even in the steps of copying the sect rules. Hearing this, he immediately showed his death-free gold medal with saliva on his face and said shamelessly: "Master, I don't know how to read yet."

Mu Chun said: "Take it down and follow the drawing---Li Yun!"

The second senior brother took a step forward.

The master said: "You lead the juniors to practice the starting hand pose and the first pose. When you come back, I will teach you the second pose."

Liam said earnestly: "I heard that he only learned the second move after he started for more than a year. Could it be that he has practiced the rooster crow for a whole year?"

Before he could finish his surprise and emotion, Li Jun had already stood still as he was told, holding a wooden sword in his hand, and made a quick and easy starting gesture, which actually brought out a bit of the smugness of a young man. This kind of energy was similar to that of a half-dead middle-aged and elderly master. Of course, they are not the same. The young man's name is like a green bamboo, and his body is like a green bamboo. He has an unserious face. The sound of the wooden sword in his hand is like the sound of the wind, and the sword wind is everywhere, with an invincible sharpness.

That is the spirit of youth, unstoppable.

The little bird that had just been calm couldn't bear the shock, and immediately fluttered its wings and soared into the sky.

But before Liam and Ethan could come to their senses, they saw the second senior brother with a straight face, anger in his Dantian, shouting word by word: "Fuyao Wood Sword Technique! Strengthen and keep healthy! Ventilate and activate blood! Live!" "Go to Sai Xianxian!"

...The young swordsman became a powerful pill seller in the blink of an eye.

However, Li Jun didn't feel ashamed at all. After howling this sentence, he had time to turn around and make a face at his two stunned junior brothers.