[Post] Let me tell you the secret story I heard in the toilet cubicle today... [Fire]
[Post] Urgently connect to the person in the next building to listen to the junior student’s tragic self-narration---Those things that were entangled by a certain senior named Xiao [Fire] [Fire] [Fire]
C Forum became a storm overnight.
These two posts turned out to be popular on the homepage, and the number of people online in the forum continued to soar in real time.
Ethan Lu didn't know about this. He was planning how to get Huang T-Shirt to join his band. It was rare to encounter such a good talent. It would be a pity not to catch him.
While the number of replies on the C forum increased dramatically, he and Dylan Li were discussing countermeasures.
"I'm a C-level person. How can I be brought in? Do you think we are not good enough?" Dylan Li asked hesitantly.
"Let's try it," Ethan Lu said on the phone, "I even went to their classroom and took a class to connect with him. He studies computer science and is a sophomore. I have figured out the basic situation and plan to make an appointment with him tomorrow. Let’s have a meal and talk.”
"Computer? This major is a bit broad."
Ethan Lu said: "Kangaroo studied gardening when he was in college--have you forgotten?"
Dylan Li: "Hahaha, too."
The second day's class is in the afternoon, business management.
Ethan Lu went to substitute as usual and received an unsolicited message from a client for the first time in class.
[Gabriel Xiao]: Are you here?
arrive. Ethan Lu returned.
Don't worry, I'll teach for you. It's my policy not to be late or to leave early.
Customers only respond with one word.
[Gabriel Xiao]: OK.
The old professor was talking about human resources on the stage. When Ethan Lu sent a message to this customer, he never thought that the customer himself and his two brothers were about to block him. He also didn't get any other meaning from the word "行". Come.
The exact meaning expressed by this 'line' is actually:
Okay, just wait for me.
Outside the large classroom.
There was a person sitting on the stairs at the corner of the corridor.
This location is very close to the classroom, but separated by a wall.
Gabriel Xiao sat on the steps, lowered his head and unbuttoned two buttons, slowly folded up his cuffs, and said to the people at the bottom of the steps: "When people come out later, you and Shaofeng go up and get them over."
"No problem. I've seen the photos. I'm sure he can be groomed to be docile," Zhai Zhuangzhi said. "But when I look at the photos, I think they look familiar. He looks quite handsome. Can you take a look, boss?"
Gabriel Xiao knows how to look at it.
He finally managed to get some sleep last night, and within ten minutes of lying down, he was woken up by various news.
What was sent was all unbelievable content.
---All men are born equal and free.
---Don't worry that we will look at you differently, love is equal, be brave and be yourself.
---Everyone has the right to pursue happiness.
...
Gabriel Xiao put one hand in his pocket and pressed his fingertips against the cold sliding cover of the lighter. He thought that he would give the man a good beating first when he came out.
Block people.
He hadn't done this in a long time.
Zhai Zhuangzhi was also very excited: "Why am I so excited? It feels like I'm back in high school, when Brother Heng---"
The word "high school" popped up unexpectedly.
Zhai Zhuangzhi wanted to continue talking, but Qiu Shaofeng nudged him with his elbow.
Zhai Zhuangzhi reacted and immediately turned off the microphone.
"Don't face the surveillance camera," Gabriel Xiao said without any emotion, "remember to block in the corner."
The bell rang, and the quiet classroom was filled with cheers for the end of get out of class.
After this class, Ethan Lu didn't listen to much, but he wrote half of the song. He packed up his things, folded the piece of paper and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.
It's a nice day outside and the sun is shining brightly.
It's a good day.
Especially suitable for recruiting new people.
Ethan Lu looked at the sunshine outside the window and planned to go to the computer department to have a meal with the future bassist of the band. However, just a few steps out of the classroom, he was pulled out of the crowd by an invisible force.
"Is it him?" Ethan Lu heard a voice ask.
"That's him!" said the other.
By the time Ethan Lu came to his senses, he was already being pushed against the wall by people pressing his arms from left to right.
Ethan Lu: "Brothers, are you okay?"
The man in front of him was too calm. Qiu Shaofeng became surprisingly angry: "Don't you know what you did?"
Ethan Lu repeated his words: "What did I do?"
... Qiu Shaofeng couldn't communicate with him, so he turned around and shouted, "Boss!"
Only then did someone come down the steps. The man walked calmly, as if he was just passing by instead of blocking people. The man walked up to him, and a familiar watch appeared in the middle of Ethan Lu's field of vision.
Upward is a lean wrist.
Further up, their eyes met.
Young Master. The first entry that came to Ethan Lu's mind.
Kill Matt. Gabriel Xiao could only think of these three words.
The eldest young master was not dressed as formally as last time. He was dressed casually, even more casually than most people walking on campus. He was wearing a pair of flip-flops.
But the amazing thing is that even if he wears flip-flops, his personal image will not be reduced. If he has a class to attend later, he will look like the type who finds the corner of the classroom to lie down and sleep as soon as he arrives. .
His eyebrows were sleepy and he looked very unfocused.
Gabriel Xiao was really sleepy at first, but when the words "Shamate" came out of his mind and went straight to Tianling Gai, he suddenly woke up.
"You," Ethan Lu connected the last incident with the current situation, "...are you here to take revenge?"
The last time I caught up with him and apologized, the man didn't respond. It's not that I didn't repay the favor, but that the time had not come yet.
Ethan Lu finally figured it out and was waiting for an opportunity to punish him later.
But he looked at the red hair on his left arm and the unfamiliar face on the right, and felt that he had to say something: "Not to mention how you knew I was attending class here, are you three against one going too far? "
Halfway through Ethan Lu's words, the eldest young master took two more steps forward. The two of them were very close. Then he heard the eldest young master say six words in his ear, coldly: "I, Department of Economics, Xiao "Heng."
...
After Gabriel Xiao finished speaking, he stepped back to the previous distance.
What does this want to express?
These words sounded a bit familiar.
But Ethan Lu really didn't expect the world to be so small.
When I was giving a substitute lesson, the Gabriel Xiao who took the place was actually this young master.
Ethan Lu looked at Gabriel Xiao for a while and felt that he might understand. Although both arms were being pressed, he still moved his fingers and hooked his hands to indicate that he would come over again and introduce himself in the same format:
"I am a homeless person, Ethan Lu."
Gabriel Xiao: ...
Zhai Zhuangzhi: ...
Qiu Shaofeng: ...
Most of the people who were leaving after class had left, and the corridor became quiet again.
"Okay," Gabriel Xiao said, "show it to him."
After saying that, Gabriel Xiao half-squinted his eyes as if he was listless again, and stretched out his hand towards Zhai Zhuangzhi.
Zhai Zhuangzhi, a brother for many years, reacted immediately, took out his mobile phone, opened the C Forum and handed it over.
This posture and cooperation reminded Ethan Lu of the domineering small group in school that specialized in bullying students. Ethan Lu was thinking wildly, and then two lines of words on the phone screen rushed into his eyes: Secret toilet secrets, and the tragic self-narration of a junior student. .
Toilet Secrets is a breaking news post. The second post is more creative and still uses an interview style.
Posted by: In order to protect the privacy of the parties involved, the following interview uses pseudonyms for the parties involved, and the pseudonym is Xiaohua. Xiaohua, have you met a certain senior named Xiao before?
Xiaohua (pseudonym): He is very famous. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it, and I don't know it at all.
Host: When do you think he developed a crush on you?
Xiaohua: He said he saw me playing bass and thought he was very handsome. I guess it was at that time that he became interested in me that he shouldn't have.
Ethan Lu read the phrase 'undue interest' over and over again several times.
Posted by: Did he do anything strange again after that?
Xiaohua: He followed me to class after coming out of the toilet. He sat next to me and listened to music, and wanted to give me one of his headphones. I was very scared at the time.
Posted by: Headphones?
Xiaohua: Yes, it was very ambiguous, so I didn’t answer.
Host: How do you feel about this? Is there anything you want to say?
Xiaohua: I am very distressed. I don’t know how to face his fanatical pursuit.
Ethan Lu completely understood now.
Yesterday, Huang T-shirt ran too fast. When he wanted to introduce himself to him again, Huang T-shirt threw the mop at him and rushed out of the door. He ran as fast as he played the bass. quick.
Ethan Lu chased him out, chasing each other with Huang T-shirt in the teaching building.
But after the yellow T-shirt ran into the classroom, the professor was standing on the podium ready to start class, and it was not convenient for him to speak.
"That earphone, I want to play our band's songs for him," Ethan Lu didn't know where to start explaining, "He plays the bass very well, and two people from our band left a few days ago..."
His words were not spoken smoothly, and there was almost no logic or sequence. At the end of the sentence, Ethan Lu raised his hands to scratch his hair and said a curse word: "Fcuk, what the Fcuk."
Zhai Zhuangzhi interrupted: "Are you in a band?"
Qiu Shaofeng: "What's your position, guitarist?"
"...Tsk," Gabriel Xiao will never forget Ethan Lu's bizarre guitar skills and sneered, "Him? Guitar?"
Ethan Lu: ...
Ethan Lu added: "In short, this is really a misunderstanding. I will make it clear."
I don’t know why there are so many misunderstandings every time I meet this person. The same thing happened when I caught the wrong person in the corridor last time.
He may not get along with this young master.
But he was indeed responsible for this. He had a trance in the toilet that day and said that he was Gabriel Xiao.
Gabriel Xiao looked at him, as if to discern the authenticity of his words. Finally, he raised his hands to the two people next to him: "Retreat."
Zhai Zhuangzhi: "Just let him go like this?"
Qiu Shaofeng: "Boss, why don't you give me a beating first?"
Gabriel Xiao didn't reply, turned around and walked out in his slippers.
Ethan Lu thought to himself, weren't these people really a small group of bullies before?
Ethan Lu was about to return the phone to the redhead, but he accidentally touched the screen with his fingertips. The page of posts in front of him slid down again, and he accidentally saw a few anonymous comments.
15L: A certain senior named Xiao is Gabriel Xiao, right? That rich second generation?
16L: Ahhh, it’s Gabriel Xiao, I know him! I met him once. He is really handsome and comes from a good family. Are all the handsome guys going gay these days? QAQ
17L: What’s the point? I’m just trying to trick that stupid little girl upstairs... I’d better bring down this ignorant and useless second-generation ancestor.
The word waste flashed past my eyes.
When Ethan Lu looked up again, he could only see Gabriel Xiao's lazily walking out.
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