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At the work arrangement meeting for the new exploration column planned by Xue Congshi and Teacher Shen, which is said to be the most scientific exploration column in the universe, Alex Qing, as the only person attending the meeting, was distracted without any professionalism.
His mind was full of various ambiguous titles, his eyes were fixed on Teacher Shen's wings and legs, and he shook his head back and forth unconsciously following its movements. In fact, he was not very hungry. Pythons have the instinct to eat a meal to last a week. In addition, he has now formed a golden elixir, so he usually doesn't have a strong appetite. But... the temptation of delicious food is right in front of him, and it is inevitable that he will be distracted.
It’s like browsing a food forum in the middle of the night. No matter how full you are after dinner, it’s hard to resist the urge to go out and buy some skewers!
"Pah!" A crisp sound interrupted his thoughts. Senior Shen threw the round mirror on the table, spread his wings and pointed forward: "I have said everything I need to say. The specific situation can only be known in that small world. Let's go to the teleportation hall!"
Ouch, this is a work meeting! Alex Qing's idea of a bird meat feast suddenly flew away. He quickly adjusted his attitude and asked carefully: "There are still a few places I don't understand. Can you say it again?"
Teacher Shen's shiny wings patted his face, and his round eyes showed a hint of ridicule: "Are you back from your dream?"
Alex Qing was a little embarrassed. Teacher Shen stopped there, flapped his wings and said, "Go ahead and teleport. I'll tell you on the way."
On the way to the transmission, Jasper Shen indeed recounted to him the content of the meeting.
They were going to a small world that was discovered only three hundred years ago, to film the strange landscapes and customs of the place. According to the information sent by Xue Gongshi, this small world was inhabited by humans and demons, and it seemed that the demons were in a dominant position. The monk who discovered this world did not stay here for long, and seemed to have encountered something that was difficult to talk about. He only wrote a few sentences before stopping. However, judging from these few vague records, there must be some strangeness in that world, which is worth exploring.
As Teacher Shen was talking, the teleportation light had already reached the star mark on the universe membrane of the small world that was left hundreds of years ago. But after entering, there is no more teleportation array to guide the way, and the only way is to rely on the light to automatically find spiritual energy for guidance. The final destination will be the place with the most spiritual energy in this world. Spiritual energy means the birth of living beings. The thicker the spiritual energy, the greater the possibility of spiritual veins and various powerful people - in other words, it is easier to have something worth shooting. So the preparation for shooting must be done now.
"But," Jasper Shen changed the subject: "Nowadays, all the major sects in the world emphasize the scientific explanation of traditional Taoism. After we land on the ground, we must also interpret the things we shoot in this way. We can no longer simply say "demons are causing chaos" like we did ten thousand years ago. The audience would be tired of watching that! Now we have to use a deeper explanation like "clashes between different genetic systems due to the squeeze of living space."
Alex Qing's heart surged as he listened, as if he was back in Zhitian Pavilion when he was interrogated about the cosmological constant. He took a long time to catch his breath and asked the scholar Mr. Shen carefully: "I don't know how to speak such advanced things, what should I do?"
Teacher Shen tilted his neck, and a bright light flashed in the small eyes on his left cheek.
"No, it doesn't matter. We'll have something to look forward to later. All you have to do is try to show off your appearance." He waved his wings and took out a set of bright and beautiful clothes from somewhere, as well as a matching jade crown belt and boots: "And the clothes sponsored by Shangxian Xianyifang, the sponsor of this program."
The clothes were soft and gorgeous, smoother to the touch than his scales, and the accessories shone with a faint precious light. I wonder what grade of magic weapon they were. Alex Qing took the clothes and changed them with a subtle hatred of the rich, while Jasper Shen jumped off his shoulder, flapped his wings and hovered in the air, looking around at the vast starry sky.
In the sight, the planet that is as small as dust but flashing with spiritual light and truly supports the cornerstone of this small world is getting closer and closer.
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The Hurricane Mountains in Area 51 of Seibu Star is the field training ground of the Baiyu Military Academy, the first military academy in Lan Country. At the beginning of each new semester, freshmen are sent to this training ground for field survival training.
Theo Tang was one of the ordinary freshmen who enrolled this year, but he was slightly different from the other students. He was born into the Tang family, which controlled the Northern Army of Lan Country. His father and mother were both pure-blooded orcs and females. He also inherited the purest blood of the Tang family. After transforming, he became a three-meter-tall white tiger. His vision and hunting ability were top-notch among the freshmen. As soon as he arrived at the Hurricane Mountains, he was elected as the captain of the second team of the Mecha Department and took charge of the food supply for the entire team.
However, on this day, he suddenly had the urge to doubt his eyesight - on the training trail at Longyin Peak in the center of the Hurricane Mountains, he actually saw a female in the woods who should never have appeared in this place.
A petite light purple figure slowly swayed from behind the bushes two or three hundred meters above their heads. Her waist was tied with an extremely wide belt, revealing her slender curves that could not be grasped with one hand. Her black hair was tied tightly on top of her head and fixed with a white hair accessory that shone with a faint glow. She looked soft and clean, and was totally out of place in this training ground full of ferocious beasts and blood.
"Oh my god, that's...a female?"
Theo Tang couldn't believe what he saw, but the soft and beautiful figure just staggered down, her smooth and white skin glowing in the sunlight through the forest, her face smaller than any female he had ever seen, her nose high and straight, her eye sockets deep, with a somewhat melancholy temperament, and she was tilting her head to talk to the parrot on his shoulder.
This well-dressed outsider is, of course, the host of the program "Journey to the Worlds" Alex Qing, who has just landed on this planet. If the orc boy understood Chinese, he would definitely be able to hear where Alex Qing's melancholy came from - he was complaining to his filming team, Mr. Shen: "What kind of taste does the sponsor have? Do they have to make gay purple clothes? Our zoo visitors will be laughed at if they dress like this."
Theo Tang didn't hear a word clearly, but he thought Alex Qing's voice was nice, his appearance was cute, and his smell was nice, so he wanted to go up and talk to him. The classmates behind him also noticed this person who appeared inexplicably on the training ground. The young beastmen stopped and looked at Alex Qing not far away, whispering excitedly:
"Is that a female? She's so petite, I can't tell what tribe she belongs to."
"Is he a relative of the instructor? I remember that Instructor Wu is from the Thunder Leopard Clan, and everyone in his clan has black hair and black eyes."
"But why is there a female in the training ground? He might be a sub-beastman. There are also sub-beastmen who are as beautiful as females."
"How is it possible? It must be a female. I can smell the scent of a female! So sweet, better than the females I knew before..."
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They were talking loudly, and Alex Qing was listening to an alien language that sounded like a heavenly book. He frowned and asked, "What are they talking about?"
Jasper Shen showed Feiyu and made a quiet gesture to his mouth. He squinted his dark eyes and listened for a while. He actually translated two sentences and sent a message to him with his spiritual consciousness: "They said you are short and you smell."
"Hehe." Alex Qing's face suddenly lengthened, and he said coldly: "I'm curled up now! If I stretch it straight, I can replace eight of them!" But it was true that he smelled. Teacher Shen had put a bottle of perfume in the pile of clothes and accessories sponsored by him, and he just sprinkled some on his clothes. Now the fragrance hasn't dissipated yet.
Teacher Shen advised him rationally: "You are only this tall when you transform into a human form. It is not a matter of whether you curl up or not."
The group of teenagers were all over two meters tall, and Alex Qing, who was 1.84 meters tall, was almost compared to a second-class cripple by them, so he firmly believed that the height of the human form could not be counted, and if there was a comparison, it should be the original form. But now was not the time to argue with Teacher Shen about height. He glared at the people rushing over from a distance, and then remembered the business: "How do you understand what they say? Haven't you also never been to this world?"
Teacher Shen explained in a serious and responsible manner: "Language is used to carry the great Dao. The same content, when expressed in different languages, will cause the same fluctuations in the great Dao of words. Therefore, you can guess the answer by working backwards from the fluctuations in the great Dao caused by the words. This is a skilled worker. I will teach you the trick later. Just practice more and you'll be fine."
As the two used their spiritual sense to communicate and silently began to teach linguistics, the young beastmen also gathered their courage and walked towards them with bright eyes. Theo Tang was the first one in the group to notice Alex Qing, and now he was also the first one to rush in front of Alex Qing, rushing over and trying to grab his hand, but unfortunately he failed to grab it---Alex Qing took two steps back at a faster speed and turned around and ran.
Teacher Shen almost threw him off his shoulders and flapped his wings to send him a message: "Don't run, this is our interviewee. If you can't talk, just smile. How can you turn around and run away!"
Alex Qing ran while calmly answering: "I have more experience than you, Mr. Shen. When I was a national first-class protected animal, people would always look at me like this when I went out. As soon as I saw them, I knew they had bad intentions. I had to run and couldn't let them catch me!"
All the ambitions he had before coming here were knocked back by the gaze of the young orcs. Alex Qing started running. The wide-sleeved clothes and cloud-head shoes could not slow down his running speed. In the forest, he left the group of young men behind for a long distance.
"Hey, the little female ran away, it's all because of you!" A student saw Alex Qing jump into the forest in a few steps, but he didn't even have a chance to make a connection with her. He was depressed and angry with Theo Tang, blaming him for grabbing the female's hand.
Theo Tang also regretted that he acted too quickly, but he didn't feel upset for too long and soon cheered up: "Catch up! This trip is originally our trial road, and chasing like this will not affect the results. Maybe this female was brought by the instructor, and we can see him after catching up."
The thought of being alone with the females cheered up the boys. A sea eagle student named Oliver Zhao turned into a beast and flew up without paying attention to his classmates. Although he flew fast, the other students reacted quickly. Theo Tang and others also turned into beasts, threw firewood and food on the ground, and ran towards the top of the mountain, chasing the faint fragrance left in the forest.
As Alex Qing was running, he suddenly felt the footsteps behind him change. He turned around and saw a group of beasts that were one or two times larger than those on Earth chasing him. He asked Jasper Shen in surprise, "Transformed? These are all monsters. I was wondering why they smelled a bit like wild beasts. But they don't smell the same as the monsters I know. Are the monsters from other planets more fragrant than those from ours?"
Teacher Shen held his shoulders tightly with his claws, turned around and looked at the group of beasts, and said uncertainly: "These little demons have no cultivation and no real demonic aura. Perhaps the people in this world are born with both human and beast forms. I just heard them mention trials and mentors. It seems that they can't communicate. It's not a good idea to run like this. Stop for a while and let me listen to them."
Alex Qing heard it, but he still walked quickly: "Are you sure? You are a national second-class protected animal. If we are caught, I will be sentenced to several years in prison, and you will also be sent to the zoo. There are many children who love parrots, and they usually perform counting and holding building blocks."
Teacher Shen snorted coldly and used his small black bean-like eyes to perform the difficult action of rolling his eyes.
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