"Be reserved. We are here to shoot a documentary, not a romantic drama." Jasper Shen squatted on Alex Qing's shoulder and taught him with a heartbroken voice: "Just let him hug you. We can also explain that we are experiencing different customs. What are you doing with your two hands around his neck?"
"Huh? Damn..." Alex Qing finally realized what kind of pose he was in, and quickly let go of his hand, saying with a vicissitudes of life: "Conditioned reflex, conditioned reflex! I developed this habit when I took photos with tourists. When someone held my arm up, I would automatically wrap it around my neck. I forgot that I'm in human form now."
When he let go, the orc who was holding him and running down the mountain became a little unhappy. He shook his left arm and said sternly: "Hold on to me."
Unfortunately, the alien monster in his arms didn't understand the Orc language, and Teacher Shen was busy studying the profound Theo Tangry of "the influence of language on the avenue" and had no time to translate, so this command was useless. Griffin Wu had guessed before that he couldn't hear, and now he felt that this was definitely the case, so he simply took the initiative and grabbed his arm and put it around his neck again.
Alex Qing glanced at the parrot on his shoulder and asked in a voice transmission: "He is quite willing to let me wrap around his neck. Could this be the custom of their little world? I got it right by accident at the beginning?"
There is no such custom. Most likely, they are just taking advantage of the ignorant snake monster. However, it is useless to tell this monster who has no sense of being a great monster and just thinks of himself as an ordinary snake. Teacher Shen said a few vague words and ignored him. So the three of them returned to the beginning mode and ran back to the camp at the foot of the mountain at lightning speed.
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The camp of Baiyu Military Academy is built at the foot of Longyin Peak in the Hurricane Mountains.
The entire Hurricane Mountain Range was originally continuous, except for the lower half of the Longyin Peak in the middle, which had a cliff that was hundreds of meters high and slightly concave, as if someone had used a spoon to dig a piece of the mountain range, forming a shallow cave.
There was a natural open space near the cave, where few exotic animals appeared. Because of the terrain, the wind was stronger than in other places, which made it convenient to set up wind power generation measures. Therefore, Baiyu Military Academy used high-voltage power grids to enclose several hectares of training grounds in the open space, and built a row of silver-gray mobile barracks on one side of the vertical cave.
When Griffin Wu came down from the mountain with the team of only two people, it was the students' training time. The whole camp was empty, with only some sub-orcs who were in charge of civilian and logistics. As soon as he entered the camp, Griffin Wu sent a text message to the school doctor, asking him to bring a physical examination device to his dormitory to give him a comprehensive examination of the little female he picked up.
When he sent the message, a small piece of skin on his wrist lit up, projecting a thin screen in the air, the technology level was about between the thin-film mobile terminal and the circular light illusion. Alex Qing had never even used a mobile phone, and when he saw this high-tech method, he quickly leaned forward to take a look, and also asked Teacher Shen to open his eyes together.
Teacher Shen raised his beak calmly and let him play for a while. He wanted to hack into the terminal on this person and connect to the network to query the information of this world. This hacking method is simple to say, but it contains the supreme knowledge of immortal cultivation technology. Everything displayed in the light screen is intercepted by light. As long as his consciousness touches the light curtain, and then uses his soul to connect to the light avenue of this world for deconstruction, he can retrieve the information transmitted by this network. If explained in words that the Earth Snake can understand, it is equivalent to loading a more advanced plug-in than the orc network main brain, which can invade anywhere at will.
Computers can also be related to cultivation? The world of cultivation is so scary! Alex Qing looked at Jasper Shen with awe, and asked him with bright eyes: "Teacher Shen, you even understand this? Your understanding of the Tao can't be worse than that of the seniors of Zhitian Dao Sect, right?"
"Haha." Teacher Shen smiled calmly: "Nothing much, I have studied the Three Thousand Great Ways a little bit, and I have some experience in the Great Way of Light."
Listen, the Three Thousand Great Daos have "slightly studied" and "have some experience", this temperament, this style, wow! Alex Qing admired him so much that he quickly held Shen Daxue in his palm and moved him towards the screen, making it easier for him to use Taoism to invade other people's high-tech networks.
The man and the bird came to the front of the screen, and the two big faces covered Griffin Wu's face. The people on the other side of the screen screamed in fear: "Oh my God! Instructor Wu, did you abduct an underage sub-orc orc, or a female? How can you hug him casually? He must not have reached the legal age for marriage!"
Griffin Wu frowned and told the school doctor not to think too much, then he swiped across the screen, turned off the communicator, hurried into the camp, and went straight to his dormitory.
The instructors' dormitories were all single rooms. The rooms were not big. The most conspicuous thing inside was a single bed. There was a set of tables and chairs by the window. There was also a small refrigerator next to the sofa opposite the bed. He put Alex Qing on the chair and went to the refrigerator to find some dried meat, barbecue and bread. After hesitating for a moment, he poured a can of beer and pushed it in front of him. With a little apology that he himself did not realize, he said: "There is no sedge and yam paste for females here. You can make do with it."
This time, without the need for translation, Alex Qing could tell that the orc wanted him to eat. Teacher Shen reminded him in a voice transmission: "It is also the host's responsibility to taste the local food. Have you been fasting? If not, then eat. If you have been fasting for many years, I will give you a pill to stimulate your appetite."
What appetite-stimulating medicine do you need? Just looking at Teacher Shen, he can eat 20 kilograms of meat. Alex Qing swallowed his saliva, picked up a piece of dried meat that was half the size of his palm from the table and stuffed it into his mouth. His lower jaw automatically dislocated, and he bit the dried meat with his teeth and swallowed it bit by bit.
This heroic way of eating frightened the beastmen. Griffin Wu quickly reached out and pulled the piece of meat out of his mouth, wiped the saliva that flowed from his prolapsed jaw, and said with a frown: "Why do you eat like this? Aren't females very delicate when eating? How many days have you been hungry?..."
He threw the piece of dried meat covered with saliva on the table, picked up another piece of clean meat, cut it into suitable sizes, picked up a piece and put it to Alex Qing's lips. At this time, Alex Qing had already pressed his chin back to its original position, looking up at him innocently, with a thin silver thread hanging from the corner of his lips. When the piece of meat came to his mouth, his lips slightly opened, and the red tip of his tongue in his mouth could not wait to slide out.
The scene was so charming that it looked more like S3x than feeding. The school doctor who pushed the door open almost scared them. The sound of the door opening also startled Griffin Wu. He quietly retracted his hand in the air, wanting to lock the door. Only Alex Qing had long been accustomed to living calmly under the various onlookers of humans. He was not disturbed by the people outside the door at all. He stretched his head to hold the piece of meat, raised his neck and swallowed it.
The school doctor hesitated for a while, smiled awkwardly at Griffin Wu, and walked into the room holding a pillow-sized instrument. A few logistics staff followed in, all of them were pretty, not as tall and strong as the orcs, only about 1.8 meters tall, without much muscle, and very pleasing to the eye.
Oh, these people are shorter than me! Alex Qing regained his mental balance and stood up to wave at them, thinking excitedly: Gigantism is still a minority after all, and his height is enough to stand out among ordinary people!
This was the first time Griffin Wu had seen Alex Qing smile since he met him. He asked the group of sub-orcs in confusion: "Why is he so excited? Is he here to see one of you?"
School doctor Elijah Qi rolled his eyes at him and said, "How could he be looking for us? He must have been frightened by your harsh words and looked so angry that he got excited when he saw us, such kind and lovely sub-orcs!"
The sub-orc behind him glanced at the dried meat and wine on the table, and saw Alex Qing taking another piece of meat and stuffing it into his mouth. He rushed over to stop him and shouted excitedly: "How can you give this dry and hard thing to a little female? And this wine, can't you see that he is not yet an adult? Giving alcohol to minors, tell me, do you have any thoughts!"
Instructor Wu frowned slightly, and his eyes swept around. The temperature in the whole room dropped by several degrees. The sub-orc stopped pestering him, snatched the plate of jerky, turned around and called another companion: "Ali, let's go to the kitchen to prepare something edible for the little female."
The other sub-beastmen snickered on the side, some went up to touch Alex Qing, and praised him twice, "The little female is so cute, and her skin is so good." Elijah Qi also squeezed next to him, put the examination instrument on the table, picked up the blood sampling device connected to the instrument, and coaxed with a smile: "Come on, little guy, show me your wrist, I will measure your indicators."
Alex Qing didn't understand what he was saying, but he had done physical examinations and injections in major zoos and pet hospitals, so he rolled up his sleeves and began to untie his belt. The noise was even more heroic than when he was eating meat just now, and Griffin Wu was so scared that he quickly grabbed his collar and told Elijah Qi that he couldn't hear him, so if he had any problems, he could just do it. Several sub-orcs also wiped their cold sweat and waved their hands, helping to grab his wrists and let Elijah Qi prick them.
Bright red blood flowed into the instrument and soon filled a small tube. When Elijah Qi inserted the needle, the parrot on Alex Qing's shoulder suddenly moved its wings, landed on the instrument in a flash, and pecked at the blood collection port.
Elijah Qi was so anxious that he said "ah", Griffin Wu and several sub-orcs also tried to chase the parrot away. However, Alex Qing was the fastest. He stretched out his right wrist and held Jasper Shen in his palm. His true energy flowed, forcing out the needle stuck in his arm. He asked with expectation through his spiritual consciousness: "Teacher Shen, are you out of meditation? Have you understood their language? When can we say "Hello, we are the program team of the Journey of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, please cooperate with our program shooting" in a very deep and unique style like other programs?"
Teacher Shen stood quietly in his palm, with an indescribable look in his small dark eyes that made people feel uneasy.
He said: "I seem to understand the strange things that the monk who left behind the information about this small world left out in his records."
Alex Qing was pleasantly surprised and asked quickly, "What is it? Let's go take a picture now?"
Jasper Shen pondered, "I found out from their intelligence network that there are three kinds of people in this world. One kind is called [Orcs], which are the people we met in the mountains. Their status in this world is equivalent to that of men in the outside world. One kind is [Sub-Orcs], which, as the name suggests, are people inferior to [Orcs]. They have the ability to get pregnant and give birth to children. They look like men but are actually similar to women. There is also a kind of [Females]..."
"This sounds familiar! They seem to always say this, are they talking about me?" Alex Qing suddenly had an idea, and a chill ran from the tip of his tail to the top of his head: "One is a man and one is a woman, could the third one be a shemale?!!!"
Teacher Shen flew to the top of his head, wiped the tip of his beak back and forth on his hair, and shook his head sympathetically: "Your imagination is not open enough... Using the analogy of the Yuanyang world, [females] are more fertile than [sub-orcs]... women."
Swish.
a bolt from the blue.
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