"Congratulations." As soon as they met, Wan Moshi congratulated Jasper Shen and even picked up a sky-blue glazed cup from the table on the kang and toasted him from a distance: "I can't drink meat or wine, so I'll offer you a cup of tea instead of wine."
"What are you congratulating me for?" Jasper Shen sat down on a recliner covered with a snow-white sheet by the window, rubbing his brows and saying impatiently, "The quality of your seal is not good. I am now depressed and my internal fire is attracting external demons. How should I treat it in the future?"
Wan Moshi drank the tea in one gulp, leaned against the table and looked at him lazily: "Your virginity of more than 100,000 years has finally been broken, isn't that something to celebrate? You've already got the girl you wanted, why are you still coming to see me? I'm an emotional consultant, and if you two are together, I'm doing my job well, but I don't care about anything else."
Jasper Shen lifted himself up by the armrest and glanced at him irritably: "Didn't you say that if I admit that I love him, you would sort out my seven emotions for me? Now I am filled with anger, jealousy and other unnatural emotions. Wan Daoyou is an expert in dealing with these emotions. How can you just stand by and watch me die? Now I came to you because I was afraid that it would affect my work. It's not convenient for me to do the show in this body. But when I think of how much Alex Qing likes parrots, I don't want to transform into that form, for fear that he likes parrots more than me..."
Teacher Wan was listening to him with the professional qualities of a host, but he couldn't bear it anymore and knocked on the table with his fan bone: "Then why don't you show your true form and do the show with him? Tell him that you are not that festive and good-looking, just an ordinary three-legged golden crow, and give him some time to adapt, right?"
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