Derek picked up the plastic bottles in the woven bag and placed them in a small open space near the vegetable field. There were already many plastic bottles and cartons piled up in this open space. The mythical beast babies sneaked out while Derek was not at home. Picked up. Derek had told them several times, but the anxious mythical beast babies would still sneak out to pick up trash when Derek was not at home.
No matter what, they picked it up, and Derek planned to transport all these waste products to the recycling factory one day when he had time to make a big deal.
Big deals with capital flows reaching hundreds of dollars in a minute...
"Brother, what are we going to eat tonight?" Baby Qie pressed his empty belly.
"Tomato and egg noodles?" Derek asked the babies for their opinions, "A dozen more tomatoes are ripe."
The baby nodded his bunny ears: "Okay."
The meat bought from outside is certainly delicious, but what can really help these mythical beast cubs grow their bodies are the spiritual plants planted by Derek himself.
"You go and play with Lulu for a while first, and I'll go cook after planting the remaining leeks." Derek arranged.
Baby Jian and Baby Qiongqi walked out of the space using Qimen Dunjia's footwork, and their little figures disappeared into the air in the blink of an eye. Baby Xuanwu slowly lifted up his left chubby leg, shifted his center of gravity slightly forward, and then slowly placed the sole of his left foot five centimeters in front of his right foot in the order of heel to sole to toe --- This is a step forward.
"Pull... me... a... hand..." Baby Xuanwu called out to his friends who had left the space.
"I'll give it to you." Derek picked up the Xuanwu baby on the ground, walked out of the space and returned to the courtyard, and trotted to send the Xuanwu baby to the backyard.
Baby Xuanwu fluttered slowly in mid-air with short arms and short legs. His little round face was full of panic: "It's too...fast...I...Fear..."
Before he finished a sentence, he was already at the place.
In the backyard, a child was lying on the ground with his head tilted to the side. His fair face was closely connected to the ground and was slightly deformed. If you look closely, you can see that there is a layer of solidified gel between his face and the ground. . There was a tablet computer standing in front of him, which was playing cached cartoons. Baby Qiongqi and Baby Jian were sitting next to him, one on the left and the other on the right, watching the cartoons with him.
---Lying on the ground is a Pulu mythical beast cub that cannot yet control the secretion of its own biological glue.
Pulu is a hard-shelled aquatic mythical beast. It can attach itself to other mythical beasts or ordinary animals through super-viscous bio-glue, absorbing their nutrients. It can also use bio-glue as a weapon to imprison the enemy's actions. Now this Pulu cub accidentally fell down while playing in the backyard a few days ago. Due to the nervousness at the moment of falling, the secretion of bioglue was out of control. Half of his body was firmly stuck to the ground and he could not afford to fall. ...
The bio-adhesive of the mythical beast was too overbearing. Derek tried all methods, but could not peel Pulu's baby off the ground without hurting him. Fortunately, Pulu's bio-adhesive had a limited time limit, and it would disappear after about seven days. It will dry up and peel off, and the Pulu baby has been lying down in the yard for three days. It only needs another four days to get up successfully. Derek used the wifi in Gu Qiu's office and downloaded hundreds of cartoon episodes to his tablet computer, placing them in the yard for Baby Pulu to pass the time.
Derek inserted the Xuanwu baby between the three mythical beast babies who were watching cartoons, and warned him for the umpteenth time: "Remember to hold him up wherever you go."
"I forgot again." Baby Qiongqi clicked his tongue, a little irritated.
Baby Jian patted his chest and promised, "I will definitely remember it next time!"
Baby Pulu, who was glued to the ground, looked enviously at these little friends who could run around.
Derek returned to the space, sowed the remaining leek seeds, picked ripe tomatoes, pulled out a bright green onion, and went to the kitchen to make noodles.
The mythical beast babies are growing up and eat more than ordinary adults. Derek's little savings after being impoverished overnight have been eaten by the four babies and only ten yuan is left, so there is no meat in the meals these days. , all maintained by the fast-growing crops in the space and the rice and noodles purchased when there is money.
Derek's overnight poverty started with a reality show ---
Previously, Gu Qiu helped Derek take on a popular comedy reality show. There was a segment called "Zookeeper Challenge" in the reality show, which asked the young actors and actresses participating in the show to take care of the animals on the farm. More than a month ago, when Derek was recording the keeper segment of the last episode of the show, a boar accidentally rushed out of the fence that was not closed properly and pushed Derek down a steep slope.
At that time, Derek was wearing a breeder's uniform and carrying a feed bucket. He was being chased by a crazy boar, screaming and running around the place. The staff could not outrun Derek and the pigs. Although they chased after him, there was no one. Can lend a helping hand. Derek was not willing to sit back and wait for death, turning around from time to time to attack and fight the pig heroically. However, humans can never beat pigs. Poor Ye Xiaoxianrou was unfortunately pushed down the slope by the pig after half a circle around the field. He happened to hit a stone on the back of his head and died suddenly on the spot.
Cause of death: pig arch.
The moment death came, the pain disappeared without a trace, and Derek's separated soul was carried by a force and flew quickly towards the sky, without even having time to look at his own face. I don't know how long it took, but the huge force pulling his soul upwards suddenly disappeared. Derek seemed to be pulled by someone, and his soul stopped in a white mist.
He was frightened and confused when a voice suddenly came from the white mist: "Do you want to live?"
"Think!" Derek blurted out.
Before he finished speaking, the white mist suddenly spread around, and Derek realized that there was a person lying in front of him. This man had a mess of dog-gnawed hair, a sunken cheek, and a straight face. A mouthful of old blood could be seen from a slight movement of his lips. He was even more embarrassed than Derek.
"This is the Bardo Realm, the boundary between the underworld and the Yang world." The man said, dripping with blood, "You are about to die, I can save your life."
"We are...who is saving whom?" Derek had no feeling that he was about to be rescued, and even wanted to give this person a 120.
"I am the incarnation of the spirit of the remaining spiritual veins of the Mountain and Sea Realm." The weirdo wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said in a deep voice, "A hundred years ago, the evil god Chi You released the seal in Zhuolu and caused trouble in the world. He was attacked by a group of divine beasts in the Mountain and Sea Realm and once again Seal. After this battle, ninety percent of the divine beasts fell, the mountains and seas were scorched, and their spiritual veins were destroyed. "
The realm spirit pondered for a moment and then said: "In the past few years, the new Jiazi has opened, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth has revived, and the spiritual veins of the mountain and sea realm have recovered a little, which can barely support my activities. Over the years, I have been looking for someone in the bardo realm who can completely repair the spirit of the mountain and sea realm. "The man of destiny."
Derek was filled with questions. Out of habitual politeness, he nodded frequently and echoed with regret: "Oh... like this... ugh..."
"After so many years, I have finally arrived..." Jing Ling sighed, "You carry the double ancient god gene sequence inherited from one generation to the next, referred to as the ancient god bloodline. I can help you activate them, ancient god After the bloodline is activated, your severely injured body will automatically repair, and you will also gain part of the power of the two ancient gods. After this is completed, I will pass on the mountain and sea realm to you. As long as you use the power of the ancient gods to help repair the spiritual veins, Everything in the environment belongs to you and can be driven by you, are you willing? "
These words are too similar to the words used by fraud gangs to deceive fools. They are simply "I am Qin Shihuang. I took the elixir of life so I did not die. I hid 200 tons of gold in Xi'an. As long as you pay me 2,000 yuan for travel expenses, I will take it." The fantasy version of "I'll give you half of the gold"... Derek's mind twitched and he asked, "Do you want money?"
Jing Ling choked: "...Yes."
Derek: ...
Jing Ling: ...
The two stared at each other for a moment, then Jing Ling spat out blood and said, "Do you think I'm a liar?"
"No, no," Derek shook his head violently, "Reflexively, then... how much does it cost?"
Jing Ling rubbed his hands and said tentatively: "As long as you buy a courtyard house covering an area of 600 square meters in the second ring road of Beijing, I will activate the double bloodline of the ancient gods for you and pass on the mountain and sea realm to you."
Derek was stunned, and his tone rose eight degrees in a second: "A courtyard in the Second Ring Road?!"
Jing Ling looked nervous: "What, you can't afford it?"
"Nonsense!" Derek said angrily, "If you don't say it, it will cost hundreds of millions. How many people in the country can afford it?"
"You can't afford it," Jing Ling looked disappointed, "Then I can't save you..."
Derek collapsed: "Why?"
Jing Ling was dejected: "The time and space of the Mountain and Sea Realm overlaps with that courtyard. In the decades since the entrance to the Mountain and Sea Realm was closed, the courtyard was sold by the prodigal son of the previous Lord of the Mountain and Sea Realm. Later, after changing owners several times, it has long since ceased to belong to me. Never mind...activating the ancient god's bloodline will consume the last of my mana. You can't buy the yard, and I can't give you the last of my mana for nothing."
"You're so powerful, but there's nothing you can do about it?" Derek imagined what a god might be able to do, "such as turning stones into gold, turning a room full of banknotes..."
"Change money?" Jing Ling poked at his illusory heart and said angrily, "I can't even change my physical body now, I can only barely manifest my soul body. Otherwise, why would I wander around in the bardo and wait for help in the Yang world? Wouldn't it be more convenient to have the right candidate?"
Derek said painfully: "I only have three million in savings..."
"That's all," Jing Ling waved his hand, "You're on your way."
"Wait..." The familiar suction force struck again, and Derek's soul flew upwards. In the great fear of rushing to death, Derek screamed, "I am an artist, I make money fast! My salary is extremely high. You can earn 100 million a year! Can you pay the remaining 3 million first?"
In the blink of an eye, Derek returned to Jing Ling again.
A small cluster of flames lit up at Jing Ling's fingertips, and he said seriously: "I swear, I am willing to pay three million in advance and advance my future acting remuneration to buy a courtyard that overlaps the time and space of Shanhai Jing... You Repeat what I said."
Derek was in shock and shaking like chaff. He was afraid that if he disagreed with her and would be arranged to "go on the road" by Jing Ling again, he breathed heavily and repeated these words quickly.
"Okay," Jing Ling used the light from his fingertips as a pen to write in the air, and said as he wrote, "I swear, after activating the dual ancient god bloodlines, I will do my best to repair the spiritual veins of the mountain and sea realm, and work hard to complete it. If you deliberately fail to do the tasks assigned by the spirit spirit, you will be punished by five thunderbolts... repeat it."
Derek was as good as a little chicken and repeated Jing Ling's words word for word.
"Okay." Jing Ling waved his hand, and the light words written in the air turned into two light notes, "Now I will activate your dual ancient god bloodline. I sense that your bloodline comes from..."
Previously, Derek was frightened by the deceptive conditions of buying a courtyard house and did not put his thoughts on the ancient god's bloodline. Only now did he really feel that he had dual ancient god's bloodlines.
This is simply the standard configuration for the protagonist of a male fantasy novel!
Derek pricked up his ears with half anxiety and half excitement, ready to dominate the world with his invulnerability and unparalleled magical skills!
In the future, maybe if I stamp my feet, the mountain will collapse, Derek thought.
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