Two days later in the morning, the seller of the second-hand tricycle delivered the goods to the door, and there was a green tricycle in the courtyard.
Derek couldn't put it down with his new mount. He rode a small tricycle and raced all over the yard. The four mythical beast babies stood in a row in the verandah and watched. Under the command of the baby, they all applauded with their chubby hands like North Korean leaders to welcome them. The arrival of the new member of the family, Xiao Sanlun, was a very ceremonial scene.
Derek was having fun when a ding-dong sound suddenly came from his cell phone, which was a reminder sent by Jingling: "The Chaos cub is now awake, please go and take care of it immediately."
"A new child is coming." Derek parked his car and walked to the babies to educate them, "How should I get along with the new child?"
The babies said in unison, full of milk: "Be---good---friends---friends!"
Derek nodded solemnly and continued to ask: "Can I hit the new child with my fists, kick the new child with my feet, and bite the new child with my teeth?"
Babies: "No, you can't!"
Derek did this procedure not for fun, but because he learned from past mistakes: when Baby Xuanwu first woke up, he was irritable and Qiongqi thought he was holding his breath because of his slow movements. On a dark and windy night, he secretly found Baby Xuanwu. He bit someone on the bed, but the hard shell that baby Xuanwu relied on to survive broke off a deciduous tooth... Derek criticized and educated baby Qiongqi, and tied a thin thread to the sharp deciduous tooth, Hanging it on a nail at the entrance of the courtyard can serve as a warning to future generations and make it easier to unpack the express delivery.
The awakened Chaos baby was about the same size as a young orange cat. When Derek walked into the east wing, it was flapping its little wings and spinning crookedly in the air. Seeing Derek appear, the Chaos Baby flew over as if it had eyes, landed on Derek's shoulders obediently, folded its four wings, and rubbed its furry ball body against Derek's neck.
...so good! Derek's heart felt soft, and he felt like being spoiled by a milky orange cat. He walked out of the east wing with Baby Chaos and said as he walked: "My name is Derek. I am the new owner of the Mountain and Sea Realm. I am responsible for taking care of you mythical beasts. Your name is Just my brother, how about... how about I call you Chaos..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the seemingly well-behaved Baby Chaos jumped from his shoulder to Baby Feng's head!
The next second, the baby completely disappeared. Its chaotic round little body fell to the ground with a slap, its four little wings drooping lazily, and it burped: "Gut."
"Brother is not allowed to eat children!" Baby Qiongqi picked up Baby Chaos and shook it violently. The grandma threatened, "Spit it out, or I will bite you."
"Gutton!" Baby Chaos cried out as if begging for mercy. The next second, Baby Chaos appeared in front of the horrified Derek, unscathed but wet.
"You...you don't even have a mouth to speak, how could you..." Derek collapsed to the point of grabbing his hair!
This mouthless Chaos is nothing like what you imagined!
At this time, the Chaos Breeding Manual pushed by Jing Ling arrived belatedly, and Derek hurriedly opened it and browsed it quickly.
According to the push article, Chaos is a unique time and space beast, the only one in the world. Chaos can directly swallow objects into the body at a high-dimensional level. Adult Chaos can take a person's head thousands of miles away just like picking up an object. Although the space-time devouring range of Chaos cubs is only a few meters away and the space in the body is less than one cubic meter, but It is not a problem to swallow a child without anyone noticing.
In short, Chaos doesn't have a mouth not because there is no need to eat, but because the organ of the mouth... is too low-end and is not needed.
Derek's gaze suddenly became hot when he looked at Baby Chaos.
---This is simply a furry Qiankun bag!
"...Gu, Gut?" Baby Chaos was so frightened by Derek's hot, perverted eyes that he shrank back behind the four senior babies.
However, Derek's eyes soon returned to calmness.
---This Qiankun bag will digest the food eaten. To be precise, it is a Qiankun stomach bag. It is of no use, and it sounds very edible...
There was still half of the pushed article, so Derek withdrew his gaze and continued reading.
In addition to the magical ability of being able to eat without a mouth, Chaos also has an exclusive skill that can mark two points in space with "Chaos Marks". Any creature approved by Chaos can instantly move between the two Chaos Marks. Traveling, that is to say...
If Chaos Baby made chaos marks in both the courtyard and the crew, Derek could find time to go back to the courtyard to farm during the breaks in filming!
And even if you go to other places to film, you can always return to the courtyard to farm!
No matter where he goes, he will not be delayed from returning to the courtyard to farm!
Expanding the scale of planting and breeding will no longer be a dream!
Derek's heart surged, and his gaze towards Baby Chaos became hot again.
Chaos Baby: "...Gutton."
"Today we have a car and Chao Chao is awake. I think we should celebrate." Derek suggested.
"Brother, aren't you going to film?" Baby Pulu asked, finally standing up.
Derek checked the time and said: "It's in time, my announcement today is in the afternoon... In this way, I will take you for a ride in a new car in a while, and you will get ice cream each after the ride, okay?"
"Okay!" "Okay, okay!" The cubs were instantly excited. The rabbit's ears trembled with excitement, and he asked softly: "Where are you going for a ride, brother?"
Derek coughed lightly and said: "Scrap yard."
The cubs of mythical beasts: ...
Derek farmed with his left hand, filmed with his right hand, and took time to do housework. He didn't have enough time. Naturally, he had to pick something big to do in a whole morning...such as traveling to and from the courtyard and the waste disposal site, and cleaning the mountains and seas. Sell the mountains of junk in the area.
His small goal in the next stage is to earn a hundred yuan!
After making money, he planned to plant a few more pear saplings, firstly to expand the scale of planting, and secondly to feed Silent Wind. According to his calculation of the crop acceleration multiplier of his Shennong bloodline, he had fruit trees that bear fruit once a year. It will bear fruit about once a month. Although the one-month cycle is short, it is better to plant as early as possible.
However, Derek didn't plan to spend all his family wealth at once. He planned to keep at least 100 yuan in life-saving money at all times to deal with various possible accidents, so he still had to find another way to make money to buy saplings.
Derek and the babies worked together to pack the waste products in the mountains and seas and transport them to the tricycle, making small calculations in his heart.
He has also tried to use his celebrity status to make money, such as selling his autographs or private photos, and even changed his Weibo ID to "Derek's private photos for sale". Considering that many of his fans are still students, Derek priced his private photos at 10 yuan each, and 100 yuan for a package of 15 photos, all of which are from different angles and in different clothes. He thinks he is a conscientious idol and a role model in the industry.
In the first hour after Derek changed his ID, people came to ask, and there was actually a rich girl who bought it for 300 yuan in one go. But the trick was that the 300 yuan was like a phantom the moment he entered Derek's Alipay. It evaporated on the spot, and what was left was still a few heart-wrenching big words of balance 0.00.
... Derek felt aggrieved and opened the Jing Ling Avatar app and asked, "Does selling my photos count as acting income? What did I do?"
Jing Ling said sternly: "All remuneration obtained from commercial activities using the identity of an artist is considered entertainment income."
"Selling photos is considered a commercial activity?" Derek was disappointed, but unwilling to accept it. "Is there any activity that can use my identity as an artist that is not commercial and can make money?"
Jing Ling pondered for a moment: "Non-commercial activities that use the identity of an artist to make money... support?"
Derek: "...You, a realm spirit, are very dirty."
Jing Ling: "Haha."
"Can't Yan Ling be accommodating?" Derek struggled for the last time, "If you have a debt of 140 million, you don't need three hundred yuan, right?"
Jing Ling explained ruthlessly: "Although the name 'Yan Ling' contains the word 'Ling', it is not an intelligent creature. It is just a set of rules and algorithms. Once an agreement is reached, it cannot be 'compromised'. If the rules determine that your 300 yuan is a performance fee, then it is useless to ask anyone for help."
In this way, all channels are blocked. If Derek wants to earn cash that will not be swallowed by the Word Spirit, he must get rid of his celebrity identity.
...
Derek and the babies worked together to transfer the waste into the cargo compartment of the tricycle. Then, the five babies sat on the waste pile and happily took a ride in the car.
The surface of the body of the mythical beasts is covered and flowing with spiritual energy. Unless they are willing to be seen by mortals, the spiritual energy will act as a blindfold. Therefore, the five mythical beast cubs sitting side by side on the small tricycle did not attract anyone's attention.
The little three-wheel beeping was on, and the four senior babies lowered their voices and secretly taught the Chaos baby the tricks of picking up garbage.
"Brother won't let us pick it up, but we can pick it up secretly. Just don't let him catch him." said the baby, regardless of past suspicions.
The immature Chaos that is still unable to transform into a human form: "Gutton."
"This is a plastic bottle," Baby Qiongqi taught, "it's more valuable than this can."
Chaos Baby: "Gutton!"
Baby Pulu said softly: "Brother Qiqi, I heard that manhole covers are the most valuable."
Qiongqi shook his head: "Brother said that stealing manhole covers is against the law and you are not allowed to steal."
Baby Pulu: "What is the crime?"
Brother Qiongqi, who was the first to wake up and was the most social, vividly told his friends what crime was and how criminals would be caught by the police. He also talked about how babies caught in prison would suffer from prison bullies. During the beating, Baby Chaos suddenly vomited out a manhole cover in horror!
Apparently he stole it just now when he passed by a manhole cover using his ability to swallow time and space...
Brother Qiongqi said in a sweet voice, "Fcuk, you're in big trouble."
"Brother, help me!" Baby Pulu said with tears in his eyes, "Chaos is going to be beaten up by the prison bully!"
Derek hurriedly parked the tricycle on the side of the road. When he turned around, he saw a manhole cover in the cargo compartment!
"Who stole the manhole cover?!" Derek was so shocked that his face turned green. He didn't bother to turn around the tricycle, got out of the car, picked up the manhole cover, and ran towards the black hole on the road visible to the naked eye dozens of meters away, running as fast as he could. While yelling at passers-by in the distance, "Don't step up when the manhole cover is gone---! Watch out for the manhole cover---!"
Brother Qiongqi: "You're done, you're dead."
"Gutton...wuwuwu...gutton..." Baby Chaos shivered, and a small puddle of water appeared on the cardboard under the little furball's body.
The majestic beast of chaos was so frightened to the point of being pissed off by the little big brother in society...
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