For a moment, both people on both ends of the signal felt a little awkward.
Evan Jiang decided to do his best to break the awkward atmosphere. In order to prevent a second mistake, he changed his address: "Squad Leader, I..."
"I, am frigid?" Leo Qi spoke before him.
Evan Jiang turned around and glared at "Xiaogua" who was still reading Leo Qi's entry: "No, Xiaogua is talking nonsense, you... are functioning normally."
It's okay to talk behind someone's back, but it's not good to say it openly.
"You know it again?" Leo Qi's voice on the phone became a little higher.
Evan Jiang: ...
"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up first." Evan Jiang hung up the call absentmindedly.
On the computer desktop, the dialog box between the two people flashed. It was the system's initial penguin avatar, and Leo Qi replied to him.
[Squad Leader]: [Poke]
[Squad leader]: It was you who made the call.
Evan Jiang: ...
He originally wanted to ask Leo Qi if he wanted to go to the class reunion, but after going around in circles, he forgot the main thing.
Leo Qi is so busy and doesn't like to join in the fun, so he probably won't go to the class reunion. He forwarded the news of the class reunion to Leo Qi, with the address and time on it.
[Big Claw Crab]: [Poke]
[Big Claw Crab]: [Forward message]
[Squad Leader]: Oh.
Judging from the tone, there's a hint of disdain in the indifference, and a hint of apathy in the calmness. It means he's probably not interested.
It was getting late, but modern people usually need a sense of ritual to play with their mobile phones before going to bed, so Evan Jiang lay on her side on the bed and opened an app called "Noisy" on her phone.
A flamboyant cursive script of the word "闹" appeared on the phone's screen, followed by the app's main interface.
Three years ago, the quarrel-specific app "Chao" immediately attracted everyone's attention as soon as it was launched. The app randomly matches opponents of similar levels to quarrel. The quarrel is over and the quarrel is over without entanglement. Voice and video calls are not allowed, only typing is allowed.
Apart from not being able to greet each other's parents and various organs, both parties in the quarrel rely on their own abilities and show off their skills.
When this app was first launched, it was very popular for a while. At that time, everyone had one "Noisy". But as time went on, the number of people who persisted with it gradually decreased, either because they were too busy or too inexperienced. In the end, those who still kept the app were either bored or strong.
Evan Jiang is a strong person.
After clicking start, Evan Jiang was presented with two options: "Topic debate" and "Free debate". Unlike the chaos in the free zone, the topic debate was relatively harmonious and similar in format to a debate. Topics usually given were similar to "Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?" and "Is it better to keep a cat or a dog?"
Evan Jiang often hangs out in the "Free Argument" forum. He didn't know when the fan club option was added to the question section. Out of curiosity, he clicked on it.
Others try to avoid fan group fights, but Evan Jiang enjoys it.
The app started counting down, and Evan Jiang's bedtime quarrel officially began. Evan Jiang was still a little sleepy at first, but the question he drew perked him up. The question he drew was actually an acquaintance--- "Is Leo Qihong worthy of his reputation?"
Evan Jiang just chose to be neutral, and the system randomly assigned him the answer "yes", which was a bit of a loss. On this issue, he might be more suitable to stand on the opposing side.
After all, he has collected so much negative information about Leo Qi, and praising Leo Qi seems like a waste of his talent.
But now that the game has started, Evan Jiang will not admit defeat.
The rules of the app require both parties in an argument to race against time. If one party does not speak within 20 seconds or speaks meaninglessly, the system will deem them the loser.
Evan Jiang’s ID in this app is [Mr. Crab], and the id of his matched opponent is [ACD].
[ACD]: Have a quick quarrel, then go to sleep.
[ACD]: Not a fan, right?
[Mr. Krabs]: No, go ahead and make a noise.
[ACD]: That’s good. My position was randomly assigned as well. I’ll start now. I’ll first build up my emotions…
[ACD]: Who is Leo Qi? I don’t even know who he is, how can he be called Hong?
[Mr. Krabs]: ???
[Mr. Crab]: You don’t even know who Leo Qi is? Has the highway been built to your hometown? Has 2G network been connected to your cave? Have you never heard of Weibo? Have you never seen the trending searches?
[Mr. Krabs]: Let me be honest. He has the looks, the acting skills, and the works. The New Year’s Eve movies in the past two years have all been great. Have you never seen a New Year’s Eve movie?
[ACD]: I...
[Mr. Krabs]: Okay, I'll just pretend you don't know him, but Leo Qi is truly famous. Let me explain to you the reason.
[ACD]: But he...
[Mr. Krabs]: Leo Qi, he never followed the route of traffic from the beginning, he became famous for his acting skills. Don't bring your fan circle's quarrels to Leo Qi.
[Mr. Krabs]: His father is a big director in the circle, but he has never relied on any of his father's resources. Do you know how he became famous? It was because of the look of a cannon fodder character. Netizens praised him for the drama in his eyes. He has come step by step.
Evan Jiang typed very quickly. In a short time, she listed to the other party all of Leo Qi's works and roles since his debut, including the traffic and rankings of TV series and movies, the awards he had won, and the comments he had received. Everything was clearly listed.
[Mr. Krabs]: To sum up, Leo Qihong deserves the reputation.
[ACD]:...You, you, you still call yourself a fan?
[System prompts, "ACD" quits the game, and "Mr. Krabs" wins this round. ]
"I'm not a fan in the first place, you just type too slowly." The winner Evan Jiang muttered to himself, exited the app contentedly, and fell asleep.
*
Evan Jiang slept until noon. When she woke up, her mobile phone was filled with blessings from various banks and insurance companies, and among them were greetings from family and friends.
At exactly twelve o'clock, Leo Qi sent him a cake and roses in QQ's built-in emoticons, as well as a hug from a green man.
Evan Jiang looked at the green little man and inexplicably wanted to laugh.
Leo Qi is really boring as he doesn't even know how to use emoticons.
Assistant Chen is experienced in his work and is familiar with Evan Jiang's daily routine. Evan Jiang received his call not long after she woke up.
"Shall I send the script to your email?" Assistant Chen asked cautiously, not knowing whether Evan Jiang had agreed.
"Got it. I'll catch up on the original novel this afternoon so I don't embarrass myself." Evan Jiang said, "But my acting skills are terrible, so don't hold out hope. Besides, I really have no interest in filming."
Assistant Chen completed the task and hung up the phone happily.
After Evan Jiang downloaded the script, he found that he was on the trending search again, but this time it was because of his birthday.
Weibo’s built-in birthday reminder posted his birthday. The date itself is a hot topic. Most of the comments on his Weibo today are blessings from fans and passers-by who are just watching the fun.
@Jiang YingKANI Global Fan Club: #Jiang Han Autumn Shadows Geese Flying#, happy birthday, brother.
@Peach Oolong Tea: Our brother’s birthday can still be on the trending search, is there any birthday benefit?
@321: Because too few people celebrate their birthdays on this day, hahaha.
@Beep, beep, beep: I’m a passerby, I came to see the excitement. Evan Jiang’s birthday is actually on February 29th, which means she can only celebrate her birthday once every four years.
@yellow crab: Let’s take a look at our brother. He is really good at helping fans save money. Others support their birthdays once a year, but he only does it once every four years.
The trending search that Evan Jiang used to scold the proxy photographers yesterday has been removed by the company, and now only a few small accounts are still keen on discussing yesterday's incident. Taking advantage of the birthday trending search to post a selfie, she might be able to gain fans. Amidst all the blessings, Evan Jiang opened her main Weibo account.
@Jiang YingKANI: Thank you for the blessings from the silhouettes, let's be happy together. Laugh out loud.jpg The picture is a selfie that Evan Jiang took with his phone right after getting up, and he happened to take a picture of a penguin doll on the bedside. He just got up, his hair was still a little curled up, and when he smiled at the camera, his two little canine teeth were exposed, which was much cuter than usual.
@A sky full of stars: Take him away, this photo is so cute. Usually my brother is handsome and cool, but today he is so cute.
@RiceKANI: Mom fans are starting to worry, who will be worthy of our movies in the future?
@Jiang YingKANI replied to @大米KANI: I am beautiful alone.
However, there was another hot search that caught Evan Jiang's attention. That was the app "Noisy" that he had just used last night, which was also on the hot search, and its popularity even exceeded his birthday hot search.
#quarrel#
Evan Jiang said to herself, "A bad relationship is manifested in that when you finally have a positive trending search, this person can still make trouble and push you down."
However, does Leo Qi also use this app?
After clicking on the hot search term, Evan Jiang realized that it was not Leo Qi who also used this app, but his battle last night was posted online by [ACD], and it was a screen recording video.
@ACD: Is Leo Qi so popular now? You can meet Leo Qi's fans whenever you have a quarrel. The quality of this fan group is so high. They can list so many works and achievements of Leo Qi in such a short time. I can't be so detailed even if I copy and paste from Baidu. It's so true.
@qz No new drama, no name change: @ACD, don’t blame you, I’ve been a fan for three years, I can’t do it.
The ID [Mr. Krabs] that Evan Jiang used to browse the app "quarrel" was quite famous due to its amazing record and it had more than 100,000 fans on Weibo. As soon as ACD's Weibo came out, people quickly recognized that this was a famous quarrel boss on a certain app.
In the video, you can see that Mr. Crab types very quickly. He knows all about Leo Qi's experiences clearly, which even surprised Leo Qi's fans.
This is not pink? This is impossible.
Fans do usually dig up the experiences of the real person, but Mr. Krabs is the first one who can explain it so smoothly and know it so clearly.
Netizen 1: Yes, that’s very strong. I’ve been a fan of Mr. Crab for a long time, but I haven’t noticed that he is a fan of any star.
Netizen 2: @蟹老板, it turns out you are a fan of Leo Qi. I didn’t see who you were chasing after before. It turns out you are a hidden talent.
Evan Jiang, who is holding a mobile phone at this moment: ???
No, he just wanted to compete with each other on this issue. He is not a fan of Leo Qi, he only fans himself.
At this moment, in Leo Qijia's super chat---
[Have you seen the trending searches?]
[I saw it. I heard that there was this topic in the app and I was worried that someone would criticize me. But the result was unexpected.]
[She must be a fan. I’m very familiar with that tone. It’s the tone that star-chasing sisters must use.]
[The top ten bosses on the quarrel app are actually die-hard fans of our brother. Someone will take the lead in fighting against black comments and quarrels in the future.]
[Is this Mr. Krabs in our fan group?]
[It seems he is not here. I have never heard of this person before.]
[Who can go and hook up with him? Our fan club needs such talent.]
[Brother loves to fight against black comments. Should we help him tag @Mr. Krabs?]
[No need to tag me, my brother went there in person...]
Evan Jiang's phone vibrated, and her Weibo account received a new message.
@Qi Zhu followed you.
Mr. Krabs became famous in one battle.
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