Brian Sun waited for two minutes and didn’t see Lily Liang replying to him, so he asked.
Taro, you pop ice: Have you added it?
[Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not her friend yet, send a friend verification request, and the other party can only chat after they pass the friend verification.
Brian Sun:???
A call was made.
“Auntie, why did you black me out?”
Lily Liang: “Also?”
Brian Sun felt that this was too embarrassing, so he walked around in a haha, “Hahaha, stop making trouble, have you added my friends?”
Lily Liang got up and moved his muscles and bones, then turned on the treadmill on the balcony and walked on it at a very low speed.
“No, who knows what you found for me?”
Brian Sun: “Auntie, what do you say?”
Lily Liang: “Love the male guests on the Internet, don’t you be an extremely hungry man?”
Brian Sun: “?”
He didn’t hang up the phone and opened WeChat directly.
Lucas Lu has always had remarks in his WeChat, so he would not know if Lucas Lu changed his name.
In this way, it really is.
Cherish the male guest Lucas Lu.
Brian Sun said embarrassingly: “Misunderstanding, misunderstanding… This is really a normal person, you know young people like to spoof these…”
Lily Liang smiled and said: “I know, I just want to get angry with you, can I still believe that you found someone?”
Brian Sun: “?”
After hanging up the phone, Brian Sun asked Lucas Lu immediately.
Taro, you popsicle: What’s the matter with your WeChat nickname?
Harvey:…
Taro, you popsicle:?
Lucas Lu put down the phone, and when he kicked his foot, the chair turned one hundred and eighty degrees, facing the desk behind him.
“Leon Liu, I’m hungry, go buy me fried chicken.”
The man with glasses behind him who was immersed in reading did not look up, “I’ll give you some takeaway.”
Lucas Lu: “I don’t. Go and buy it for me.”
Leon Liu looked out the dark window and said, “Now?”
Lucas Lu: “Now, immediately, immediately.”
Leon Liu turned around and was about to frighten Lucas Lu away with his fierce facial features. He didn’t expect him to hold the phone with two fingers and shook it calmly.
Liu Erman collapsed and was defeated.
He was sorry for Lucas Lu.
Two days ago, four people in bedroom 420 turned off the lights and lay down.
Zach, the captain of the school basketball team, routinely talked about the girl.
“It’s not that I said, the girls from the School of Foreign Languages are really not comparable to our School of Computer Science. There is one stop in the row. I can buckle ten blues without a break!”
Henry He immediately rolled, turned from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and poked Zach in the foot.
“Wow! Did you see that garden flower in the outer courtyard?”
Zach asked: “Quinn Qi?”
Henry He: “Yes, it’s him.”
Zach smiled triumphantly: “I see, she is looking for me today.”
Henry He and Sean Song exclaimed at the same time: “Wow! Son, you have a good life!”
Zach coquettishly cast a wink at the air in the darkness, “That’s not it.”
Henry He asked: “Then what? What did she tell you?”
Zach sat up, the quilt slipped, revealing his strong muscles.
“She came over shyly and told me senior, you played basketball really well…”
Zach imitated extremely disgustingly. With his rough voice, Henry He and Sean Song immediately sat laughing together, and even Lucas Lu couldn’t help but scold him: “There is still a whole winter before spring, what are you in love with? ?”
Henry He finished laughing and said, “What about then?”
Zach immediately entered the play, squeezing his throat and said: “Senior, you were really handsome just now…so…”
Zach paused, Henry He and Sean Song both hung their hearts with their ears erected.
Zach’s expression changed, and his voice was restored: “Senior, can you give me Lucas Lu’s WeChat?”
…
…
Suddenly, the little dormitory burst into loud laughter.
Leon Liu smoked and said, “I knew, how could you encounter such a good thing? Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Lucas Lu smiled and asked, “You didn’t give it, did you?”
Zach said: “Of course I didn’t give it, but seriously, don’t you think about it? Quinn Qi is really beautiful!”
Lucas Lu pulled the quilt over and said lazily: “I am addicted to studying and cannot help myself.”
Zach climbed to the end of the bed and was just able to touch Lucas Lu’s head, “No, Quinn Qi has been looking for me for the second time. It seems that I will have to look for me next time. I am embarrassed to refuse them.
Lucas Lu said in a daze, “Then you just say I don’t agree.”
Zach: “This is too cruel, right?”
Lucas Lu mumbled in a daze, “Before he was too kind and gave others WeChat. Now I am sending messages every day, which is annoying.”
Leon Liu suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said: Lucas Lu, I have a method that can solve your troubles!”
At this time, Lucas Lu was so sleepy that he couldn’t open his eyes. He didn’t know what Leon Liu said, so he hummed perfunctorily.
Leon Liu thought he agreed, and whispered to Zach, “Quick! Give me his cell phone!”
Zach picked up the phone from Lucas Lu’s pillow and handed it to Leon Liu.
Leon Liu got out of bed and took it, entered the password, and successfully unlocked.
After a minute of tinkering, he returned the phone to Zach.
When Zach saw it, the bed was shaking with a smile.
The next morning, the sun was full of sunshine and spilled into the dormitory, waking up the students of Nantah University.
And Leon Liu was awakened by a gust of wind.
He opened his eyes and saw that Lucas Lu was standing in front of him, his height advantage allowed him to look directly at Leon Liu on the upper bunk.
His face was so black that he could rival Guan Gong.
“fcuk!” Leon Liu said, “What are you doing in the early morning?”
Lucas Lu didn’t speak, holding the phone with his well-proportioned hands, he slammed in front of Leon Liu.
Leon Liu took a sigh of relief and rubbed his eyes, “Oh…you can just change it back if you don’t like it.”
Lucas Lu still didn’t speak, shooting arrows in his eyes.
Leon Liu was a little confused, and quietly winked his eyes at Henry He and Zach.
But the two brothers blushed with suffocated smiles and they didn’t want to say anything.
“You...” Lucas Lu pointed to Leon Liu, “This month, be a cow and a horse for me.”
“why”
“To build a harmonious society and realize the Chinese dream.”
“What the hell?”
“You cannot change your WeChat nickname this month during the 19th National Congress of the Communist Party of China!”
Thus, Leon Liu’s life of slavery this month began.
Leon Liu put on his coat and looked at death as if at home to buy fried chicken underground.Lu Jingan turned back comfortably and replied to Brian Sun:
Roommates prank.
As soon as the message was sent, a request to add a friend was received here.
Lucas Lu opened it and saw that his nickname was an iOS emoji orange, and his avatar was also an orange.
After Lucas Lu applied, the other party immediately sent a message.
Orange: Hello, I am a friend of Taro, please take me with you when you have time, thank you.
Lucas Lu thought, kind of polite.
Lucas Lu: You are welcome, what is your steam account?I’ll add you.
Lily Liang: lcalive
At this time, Leon Liu had just bought chicken chops and Lucas Lu took one. The remaining Leon Liu and Zach shared equally.
Henry He got out of the shower and found that he hadn’t left a piece of chicken chops for him.
“Are you still human?”
No one cares about him.
Henry He angrily turned on the computer and said, “Eat chicken!”
Lucas Lu also turned on the computer, “Okay, will Leon Liu come?”
While washing his hands, Leon Liu said, “Come on, although I didn’t save chicken chops for my second child, I will definitely let you eat chicken tonight. Can Zhouzi come?”
Zach grabbed his mobile phone and climbed onto the bed, and said, “No, let’s get some pesticides.”
Zach is actually the person in this dormitory who is most enthusiastic about PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds except for Lucas Lu. Tonight, he was playing King of Glory alone with his mobile phone. The sensitive Henry He immediately smelled a hint of adultery.
“Zhouzi, take sister?”
Zach hummed triumphantly, “Otherwise?”
Henry He: “Oh, come and eat chicken!”
“No.” Zach said, “Sister thinks it’s too difficult to eat chicken.”
“Oh.” Henry He said, “When will a girl ask me to take her to eat chicken…”
Leon Liu opened Liu computer, turned on the accelerator, and said: “Dream you, there are our cherished net male guests, take the sister round to get you?”
Henry He: “The problem is that cherish net male guests never bring sisters…”
Lucas Lu looked down at WeChat and said, “Forget it, I’m going to the double row.”
Henry He asked: “What are you doing?”
Lucas Lu put his hands behind his head and stretched out, “Bring sister.”
Henry He, Zach, Leon Liu:????
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