On the morning of New Year's Eve, Finn Xie went downstairs to have breakfast, and Asher Guan's grandmother unexpectedly gave him a big red envelope as soon as they met.
Finn Xie was flattered and accepted it. Compared to his grandfather who didn't even look at him after he came down, his grandmother's attitude was very friendly.
In the afternoon, Guan Sha came home and as soon as she saw Finn Xie, she started yelling about playing games. Finn Xie happened to be idle all day and was itching to play games, so he went back to his room to get his laptop, and Guan Sha followed behind him like a tail.
In the room, Asher Guan was looking at the computer, apparently working. He turned around when he heard the noise.
"Brother," Guan Sha said like a happy little bird, "Sister-in-law promised to help me improve my scores. Do you want to play with us?"
Finn Xie smiled, not expecting Asher Guan, a workaholic, to agree. The man across from him stopped scrolling his mouse when he heard this. When Finn Xie picked up the laptop, Asher Guan said, "Yes."
Finn Xie looked at Asher Guan in surprise: "Do you have a number?"
Asher Guan said: "High school."
Finn Xie: "Your account has dropped to bronze, so it can't be ranked together."
After a while he asked again: "Can I borrow one for you?"
Entering the game, Finn Xie saw that it was indeed Guan Sha who logged in [I'll touch you]. Finn Xie's main account could only play solo, so he used his own small account. During the ban & pick phase, Guan Sha went mid, and Finn Xie hesitated but still picked the shooter. He said to Asher Guan: "You assist me."
He originally wanted to play jungle, but considering that Asher Guan hadn't played this game for several years, he might be scolded if he cheated on passers-by, he would rather let Asher Guan cheat on him.
Asher Guan took Sona, and Finn Xie locked an ez when he saw this.
The game started to connect, and Finn Xie exclaimed: "It's actually queued to Jasper..."
Guan Sha was excited: "Where is it? Where is it? Why can't I see it?"
Finn Xie: "The clown on the other side is his trumpet."
Guan Sha: "Is Emperor Fu practicing jungle? I'm so scared of being caught by him."
As soon as he entered, Finn Xie saw the Jasper open and said: [Brother?]
Finn Xie: [.]
Jasper: [Didn’t you say you didn’t want to play today?]
Finn Xie: [Bring a girl].
Jasper also saw Guan Sha's "Let me touch you", and naturally knew what this account was about. He was a little puzzled: "Isn't this Mr. Guan's account?"
Finn Xie: [It’s a long story, but anyway, it’s a girl].
Finn Xie was chatting while farming minions. When he was level 5, Jasper came down from the river to gank a wave. The shooter was hit by Finn Xie and fled with low health. The remaining Jasper and the support were also left with only a thin layer of health after Finn Xie used his ultimate.
Jasper retreated to the tower. There were no soldiers to hold the tower. Finn Xie, who was low on health, could only watch the head he had just got slip away. Unexpectedly, Sona suddenly rushed into the tower and killed Jasper with her Q despite the damage from the defense tower.
firstblood!
anally has been slain (a teammate was killed)
One for one, Asher Guan's Sona was also killed by Jasper.
Guan Sha laughed secretly: "Brother, why are you so angry? Didn't Emperor Fu just say a few words to his sister-in-law?"
Finn Xie couldn't quite understand Asher Guan's fighting style of killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred of his own. After hearing what Guan Sha said, he turned his head to look at Asher Guan, who raised his eyelids and replied absentmindedly with a "hmm".
...Wait, Asher Guan replied with a "Hmm?"
what does it mean...
Finn Xie began to have wild thoughts.
When Jasper came to catch for the second time, the Ezreal controlled by Finn Xie once again reduced Jasper's health to low. Jasper had to retreat, and the support helped him stop Finn Xie, but Sona Jaspered to catch up with Jasper, used her R skill to keep him, and threw the rest of her skills on his face.
Jasper was killed by Asher Guan again.
Finn Xie felt sorry for Jasper as he looked at his corpse. Sure enough, after a while, Jasper opened all the buttons: [Suffocation].
Guan Sha laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back: "Emperor Fu is not good at playing in the wild to begin with, this is too tragic."
Finn Xie also laughed: [Do you need an oxygen tank?]
Jasper: [Brother, you have a grudge against me...]
Jasper: [I don’t know how I offended her]
Guan Sha came to watch the fun and didn't mind making trouble. She also typed: [You are talking to Ez, Sona is jealous].
Jasper replied with a question mark.
Even though Jasper was playing a hero and position he was not good at, it was not easy to win Jasper this time. After playing for more than an hour, he finally won. At the end, Guan's mother knocked on the door and asked them to have dinner. Finn Xie quit the game and stood up, just in time to see Asher Guan checking WeChat.
Finn Xie didn't think much about it and went downstairs with Guan Sha first.
At the Eve Club in Shanghai, Jasper, a young internet addict who did not plan to go home for the New Year, quit the game.
Only he and the mid laner were left in the club base. Seeing Jasper sitting in front of the computer with a cigarette in his mouth and in a daze, the mid laner slapped him on the back of the head and asked, "What are you thinking about?"
"I don't understand," Jasper said, "Obviously, the account [I Touch You] belongs to the boss, why did he say he was bringing girls?"
Although Jasper respectfully calls all men older than him "brother", he would call other people "brother xx" with their full names. He only uses the term "brother" to address Finn Xie, his closest friend.
"It must be the boss's sister," the mid laner said, "The boss seems to have an eight-year-old sister who is said to like Xiao Xie very much. The boss used the sister's account to make it easier to send gifts at the annual meeting last time."
Jasper: "Today I met my brother playing games with my boss's sister. My brother played Ezreal and their support kept chasing me and killing me."
Mid laner: "Hahahahaha, isn't that embarrassing? Are you a master or diamond on your trumpet? Being chased and killed by a support?"
Jasper: "I suspect the support and them are in a three-row group."
Mid laner: "?"
Jasper: "Who could it be?"
Mid: "...Boss?"
After he finished speaking, he pouted: "That's impossible. The boss doesn't look like a man who plays games. We are killing it in Summoner's Rift, while he is making plans in the business world."
Jasper doesn't speak.
His hair was dyed platinum blonde, and there was a medium-sized earring on the left ear. Jasper's face was extremely delicate, a typical comic face.
The mid-lane player knocked on the melancholy boy's head and said, "Don't overthink it. Isn't it just that Xiao Xie didn't agree to play solo with you? He has something to do today. Isn't it the same if you ask him out on the first or second day of the new year?"
Jasper: "New Year's Eve has a different meaning."
As soon as he finished speaking, the mid laner suddenly wailed: "Fcuk, Fdog is watching the group!"
In the Eve club WeChat group, the manager suddenly issued a new order a few minutes ago: all players below the King rank must reach the King rank within a week.
In other words, they can't waste time during this period of time.
Mid laner: "Reaching the Champion rank at the beginning of the season? Do I agree with my teammates?"
He quickly hugged Jasper's thighs and said, "F Dog, take me flying."
Jasper pushed him: "Move away, I don't like being hugged by a man."
Zhongdan: "I'm not. The manager is crazy. You are my only support."
The mid laner couldn't help but complain: "What's wrong with the manager? Why is he so strict all of a sudden? Now you can't play your trumpet anymore, right?"
Jasper said expressionlessly: "I can't solo with my brother anymore."
After eating the New Year’s Eve dinner, Finn Xie and Asher Guan watched the Spring Festival Gala with the elders for a while. After twelve o’clock, they returned to their room.
Asher Guan was taking a shower while Finn Xie was packing outside. He had been lazy before and had not taken care of his suitcase, so when he was packing, he found a small box from the bottom of his clothes.
Finn Xie took it out and was stunned.
A box of Okamoto. Ultra-thin.
He didn't remember buying C*nd0ms at all, and there was no need for him to buy C*nd0ms. Finn Xie was puzzled. He fiddled with the Okamoto with one hand, while trying to recall how this thing appeared in his suitcase.
After thinking about it, Finn Xie came up with a possibility.
The night before the annual meeting, after dinner, Time came to visit him and ff5's room. At that time, ff5 was not in the room. Time threatened, bribed, and tortured Finn Xie to find out whether the person he liked was a female anchor on the platform. Finn Xie did not admit it. It happened that ff5 was knocking on the door outside. It was probably when he opened the door with his back to Time that the other party stuffed the thing into his suitcase.
Because before leaving, he said in a mean way: "Remember to check the suitcase. If it's really from our platform, I'll help you pack your equipment tonight."
At that time, his mind was full of Asher Guan and Ivy Lu, and he completely forgot about the time. He didn't expect that the guy had hidden this in his suitcase.
What a little Fcuking genius.
Finn Xie started laughing as he was thinking about it. Asher Guan happened to come out of the bathroom at this moment. He saw Finn Xie holding a small thing and smiling.
Asher Guan asked, "What are you holding in your hand?"
Finn Xie: "Chewing gum."
Asher Guan: "When did you bring it? I don't even know."
Finn Xie: "Someone gave it to me."
Asher Guan paused and repeated: "Give it to me?"
Finn Xie agreed quietly, feeling guilty. He was about to hide the box when a hand lightly took it away from him. Asher Guan poured the contents one by one onto the carpet, and Finn Xie felt frightened as he looked at them.
After pouring it, Asher Guan smiled.
His smile was different from his usual indifferent look, and there was a feeling of melting ice and snow. But inexplicably, Finn Xie read sarcasm in his smile.
"Chewing gum? Why don't you say it's a balloon inflator?"
"This is a six-pack, and there are only five left?"
Finn Xie:...
asphyxia.
Damn it, they didn’t even bother to send a new box?
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