You Are Not the Only Rich Chapter 8

Gou Ermao's books are all wholesaled from a shop in the city. The owner's surname is Zhang. He specializes in selling prostitutes and palace pictures, and has a side job in writing short story books. It is said that he has made a lot of money in recent years - but he is stingy and insidious, and often bullied. He is weak, so he is very disgusting.
The first time she saw him, Oliver immediately remembered the little boss who sold pirated CDs at the door in high school. He had a sinister eyebrow and a goatee. It turned out that everyone in this business all over the world had the same face.
"Where did the book come from?" Asher asked expressionlessly.
Boss Zhang laughed dryly, "Remember, I can't remember clearly."
"Really?" Asher sneered, "One more question, where did the book come from?"
Boss Zhang’s legs felt a little weak.
The people around urged him to speak quickly, saying that if he angered Palace Master Qin, it would be no joke. If there was flying sand and rocks and the earth shook, ten of you would not be able to bear the responsibility!
"They are all written by someone." Boss Zhang broke into a cold sweat, "But most of them use ready-made stories and stereotypes, and then change the names."
"This one too?" Asher raised the book in his hand.
... Boss Zhang hesitated.
"Say it." Oliver urged him.
Dmn it, the people watching immediately became excited, saying "Say it" and so on. It was really unbearable, so everyone collectively gave Boss Zhang a good beating! Although there is no reason, I just want to beat him up. Let’s experience the world of idiot fans.
Oliver:...
Boss Zhang hugged his head and cried, "A scholar came to the door a few days ago and said he had a new story about Palace Master Qin and Master Shen. After reading it, I thought it was good, so I paid for the stereotype."
Oliver was in mixed feelings. As a scholar, shouldn't he study the Four Books, Five Classics and Thirty-Six Stratagems carefully? What ideals did he have in life if he wrote these P*rnographic books full of juicy things every day!
"Which scholar?" Asher continued to ask.
Boss Zhang shook his head bitterly, "I really don't know about this. He looked like a foreigner. He took the money and left."
"If you don't like to laugh well, there will be pockmarks?" Oliver guessed.
Boss Zhang was surprised, "How can the young master know so clearly?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was beaten again by the onlookers.
Mr. Shen took everything for granted, okay? It was just a matter of counting with his fingers! It was already tiring to pray for rain for everyone, and someone actually dared to question his magic power. It was simply unbearable and very angry!
Boss Zhang burst into tears, what evil have I done...
"Don't worry about it." Asher stopped Oliver, who was about to start a fight. "In recent years, he has helped the wealthy families in the city and done a lot of things that were fake and powerful. He increased taxes and forced buying and selling. It would be nice to learn a lesson."
Oliver could only look at him with sympathy.
"Enough is enough." Asher carried Oliver and climbed onto the horse, "Goodbye, everyone."
Everyone immediately stood in two lines, applauded and watched the two leave. Some even wanted to scream, but finally held back - because they were afraid that the noise would be too loud and scare Master Shen. With his trembling little furry tail, he threw himself into Palace Master Qin's arms, twisting his body and whimpering something like "I'm so scared". Just thinking about it made him want to cry.
Simply delicate.
"What do you think of this?" After walking away, Oliver asked Asher, "I think he is at least familiar with Yunlan City. Not only does he know how to pretend to be a dark guard of Zhuiying Palace to protect himself, he also knows how to make money as quickly as possible."
But Palace Master Qin didn't speak because he was still angry.
Oliver turned around and looked at him, "What's wrong?"
Asher took a deep breath and said, "I'll kill him."
"Not really, right?" Oliver didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Since we got together, there has been an endless supply of books like this. You've seen them before, so why are you so angry this time?"
But no matter how many books there were before, there was no such strange existence as the "Black Bear Spirit", let alone the words "Finally failed!" Asher said calmly, "I won't kill him."
Oliver breathed a sigh of relief, "That's right."
Asher continued, "I skinned him."
Oliver:...
Young hero, although your eyes are very cold and dazzling, you still must not do such cruel things!
"Let's go." Asher hugged him tightly from behind, "Let's do something that can make us feel better."
Oliver's heart was immediately filled with alarm bells, he knew what the so-called "things that can make you feel good" were without even thinking about it, but wouldn't it be too unrestrained to do such a thing under the pretext of being in a bad mood? It was simply despicable to do such perverted things, he couldn't tolerate it and had to refuse it!
He turned around and looked at Asher seriously.
Palace Master Qin had a grim expression on his face, and it looked like he was about to spit fire in the next second.
So Shen Xiaoshou instantly wilted.
Very spineless.
So on the rest of the journey, he had no choice but to pray silently, hoping that this kind of thing would not be seen by others. Otherwise, it would definitely set off a new round of short story craze, maybe even a story contest!
Yes, the people of this time and space are so heartbroken. Compared with them, Oliver often felt that he came from a feudal society and was very embarrassed by modern people.
While thinking wildly, Ta Xuebai stopped by a river. Oliver was immediately extremely nervous. Was it possible that he still had to stand in the water? This is really very difficult and there might even be fish biting your balls. If this happens, I will definitely divorce you.
Asher hugged him and turned over to dismount.
Oliver pointed with a tragic hand, "The best I can do is to be on that stone."
Asher:...
"Young man, how about we make a deal?" Oliver hugged a tree next to him, "If you are willing to endure until night, then we can discuss everything."
"Oh?" Asher touched his chin, "For example?"
Oliver thought for a while and felt that those things he liked were very shameless. He really didn't have the courage to say it out, so he had to lose his power and humiliate the country, "What do you want?"
Asher said, "Help me take a bath."
It’s not difficult at all, is it? Oliver nodded wildly.
Asher continued, "Give me a massage."
This is also totally possible! Keep nodding.
Asher continued, "You can only wear panties during massage."
Oliver protested, "That looks like a bath scrub."
Asher: Phew.
"What's so funny!" Oliver was angry, it was obviously the truth.
Palace Master Qin was very open-minded, "Okay, you are allowed to wear nothing."
Oliver:...
Don't talk like I'm taking advantage!
"Nod." Asher urged.
Oliver asked tentatively, "Is this the last request?"
Asher said, "Naturally."
Oliver said straightforwardly, "Then I agree."
Asher: "...No."
Oliver's eyes turned dark, young hero, do you dare to speak? Don't gasp for breath, it will easily distract people!
"Don't go back on your promise." Asher pinched his cheek, "Otherwise you'll have to eat boiled vegetables for a month. You said that yourself."
What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot? Oliver was angry and said, "Then what are your conditions?"
Asher whispered a few words in his ear.
Oliver:...
rogue.
"If you regret it, eat boiled vegetables." Asher said leisurely on the side, "One month."
"...Okay." Oliver gritted his teeth, very harshly.
Asher said with satisfaction, "Ling'er is really becoming more and more sensible."
I don't know your sister! Oliver glared at him tirelessly, thinking about navel oranges all day long, why don't you go to Happy Farm! It was so annoying.
"Here." Asher took off his outer robe and handed it to him.
Oliver instantly became angry, "We clearly agreed to wait for you back!"
"I'm afraid I can't do this when I go back." Asher scratched his nose, "I'll go catch some fish in the river."
"Catch fish?" Oliver was stunned when he heard this, "What are you doing?"
"Of course, grill it and eat it." Asher laughed, "I brought you to the river for this. The water of Yunlan River is always freezing cold, and the fish in it are extremely plump. Now it's in season."
etc.
Oliver thought for a moment, "You brought me here just to catch fish?"
"What else?" Asher looked at him with a smile.
Oliver took a deep breath, then grabbed his collar angrily, "You evil liar!"
Asher's smile grew even brighter. He held him in his arms and k!ssed him hard, "I like you like this the most."
Oliver kicked him away and sat on the stone to reflect on himself.
He actually took the initiative to give it away once. Well, it was still navel oranges. It was really inappropriate.
Asher was very good at martial arts, so catching fish was a piece of cake for him. He caught four or five fish in a short while, and they looked extremely plump and delicious.
"Go back to the Shadow Palace?" Oliver jumped down from the stone.
Oliver tied the fish up with a rope and carried it with him into the city. However, Ta Xuebai stopped when he passed a piece of reeds and looked up to the sky and hissed.
The reeds suddenly began to sway, and from time to time another horse neigh was heard.
Ta Xuebai became more and more excited and turned to look at Asher.
"It's rare to see Xiaobai like this." Oliver touched its mane, "Did he meet a companion?"
Asher drew his sword and swiped it casually. The large reeds were immediately cut by the sword energy and fell to both sides, revealing a tall horse that was originally hidden inside--the whole body was golden, and it seemed to be golden in the sun.
Oliver exclaimed, "A bloody horse?"
Asher smiled and said, "This is a treasure from the northwest. No wonder Tao Xuebai is so excited."
The Arabian horse seemed to be tied up by something. It was anxious to move forward, but it could not move any distance.
Asher hugged Oliver, turned over and dismounted, "I'm lucky this time."
"If you pick up the treasure, can you offset it once?" Oliver took the time to negotiate.
Asher shook his head, "It's two different things."
Oliver:...
How can you be so stubborn?
I really want to disappear.