Beyond the Virtual Frontier and Rivalry Chapter 4

50l:

The OP has ruined someone else's good fortune, hahaha!

51l:

The OP may get stye!

52l (Original poster’s reply):

I was completely confused by B's yelling. Although he was just typing, I seemed to be able to feel the anger, violence, and desire to beat me up through the screen and all over my face.

b insisted: "Do you know how to knock on the door? Do you usually enter other people's rooms without knocking?"

I:...

At this time, S came out to smooth things over. He also put on all his equipment, then walked to B, hugged him, and began to coax his wife: "Baby, please don't be angry, the leader didn't mean it."

b: "Haha."

s continued to coax: "The mall put new appearances on sale yesterday. How about buying you a set of one color?"

b asked back: "One color, one set?"

Me: ...So you also feel that you are too extravagant, right?

S quickly changed his words: "No, two sets of one color, for replacement."

b is satisfied: "Yeah."

Me: ... Virtual clothes actually need to be changed and washed! I still think the world of the rich is too simple!

S: "Then the baby is not angry anymore?"

b sent an eye-rolling expression and said, "Forget it."

I felt like I had been granted amnesty.

B said to me again: "Then knock on the door again."

Although I felt a little aggrieved, I am not the kind of person who likes to stir up trouble. Besides, for a fixed group, the most important thing is to be in good order. So in order to maintain the unity of the team, I immediately retreated to the position that should be the door, and endured the humiliation and typed in the chat room: "Dangdangdang... knock like this?"

b: "Yeah."

I had no choice but to continue typing: "Dangdangdang, b, dangdangdang, b, dangdangdang, b."

b: "Okay, come in. What do you want?"

I took a deep breath, resisted the urge to smash the computer, and typed on the keyboard: "I want to borrow a chicken to kill for daily use, and I'll return it to you after it's grown back in a few days."

53l:

Hahahaha, knock on the door! The OP is also feeling wronged!

54l:

I was reminded of The Big Bang Theory...

55l:

But at least the OP can get the chicken. It’s really not easy to kill a chicken.

56l (Original poster’s reply):

If you think that after all these bizarre twists and turns I got the chicken smoothly, you are wrong.

You know nothing about hypocrisy.

I told him about borrowing a chicken, and B, who had just been coaxed, immediately became unhappy again: "Why are you borrowing a chicken again? I just borrowed one."

I immediately emphasized: "It will definitely return after it recovers in a few days."

b stopped talking, turned around and led me into the vegetable garden.

I have to say that S and B have decorated their home system very delicately. The furniture in the house is the most expensive in the mall, and it is arranged very carefully. The vegetable garden is also well planned, half of it is used for farming, and the other half is used for raising small animals. There are already a lot of vegetables on the farming side. There are more than a dozen ridges in a regular manner, and ten seeds are planted in each ridge. There are more than a dozen kinds of crops neatly arranged, including corn, peppers, cabbage, leeks, pumpkins, tomatoes... and the half where small animals are raised is also divided into several areas with fences, with chickens, cows, sheep, pigs... It's like living in a real life in the game.

Although I still think they are both seriously ill, I can't help but stand in awe...

Because it takes a lot of effort to achieve this, and as far as I know, the two of them never hire a power leveling service.

B opened the door of the chicken coop and said to me, "Go in and catch them yourself."

So I naively went in to catch the chicken.

I just grabbed the one closest to me.

But then B spoke up: "Don't catch Xiao Hei, change another one."

I put it down immediately and went to catch another one.

B said again: "Xiao Huang doesn't work either, let's change it."

I already felt something was wrong at the time, but I still went ahead and changed it.

b's exclamation mark almost overflowed the screen: "Xiao Luhua is even worse!!!!"

I gritted my teeth, put down the weird little reed flower, and asked B: "Have you named these chickens?"

At this time, the wife-protecting maniac S appeared. I seemed to be able to feel S's embarrassed look behind the computer screen.

S said to me: "How about, Captain, I can help you borrow a chicken from somewhere else? My wife has raised these chickens for a long time, and she may have developed feelings for them... The one I just lent to Xiao X was just hatched yesterday, so I borrowed it."

I responded instantly: "OK."

It's so hard to kill a chicken.

To be honest, after all that, I no longer want to ask B to borrow a D!ck. I just want to get out of this awkward situation as soon as possible...

Unexpectedly, B refused and immediately went out to catch a chicken to trade with me, typing: "You take this one."

I sat in front of the computer, sweating profusely: "No, no, I can't borrow from others..."

b: "No, you have to take it."

I:...

b: "I know you all think I'm mentally ill, but I'm not."

I quickly retorted: "We don't think you're mentally ill. You're fine."

What else can I say...

"Yeah, I think you're quite psychotic"...Aren't you looking for a fight?

b said coldly: "If you don't think so, then just take it."

So I took it.

Because according to his logic, if I don’t take the chicken, it means I think he is mentally ill!

Oh, God, I just wanted to kill a chicken as part of my daily routine. Why do you have to put me through this Shura scene!!!

57l:

Hahahahaha, the OP's long road of killing chickens! There is no end!

58l:

Just to see the OP kill a chicken, I actually followed this post for two days...

59l (Original poster’s reply):

I accepted B's deal and got an extra chicken in my backpack.

To me, this chicken is no different than any other chicken in the game.

But B gave it a name, it's called Gugutou. B also told me that it is very picky about food, only likes to eat high-quality feed, and crows every morning.

After getting the chicken, I said to them, "Thank you... I'll leave first then?"

b said calmly: "Let's go."

At this time, S saw that his wife was in a bad mood, so he came over and hugged B, saying: "Baby, how about I make you your favorite rice dumplings with fermented glutinous rice?"

The main point here is to explain that fermented glutinous rice balls are a kind of snack that players can make with primary ingredients after lighting up the "cooking" skill. This snack is used to add a buff, increasing frost resistance by 30 points within an hour. It is usually eaten before a dungeon is needed, and no one would eat it for nothing.

B said, "I made it myself, but yours doesn't taste good."

I:...

No, aren't all the fermented rice dumplings in the game the same? Is there a difference in craftsmanship?

Apparently I'm still not used to their routines...

S sent a smiling face and said, "Okay, my wife cooks the best. I'll wash the dishes after we finish eating."

The host retreated silently.

You see, I have been playing this game for more than three years, and I have never seen an item called "bowl".

I need to stay calm, stay calm.

60l:

The OP should kill the chicken quickly, what are you hesitating about?

61l (Original poster’s reply):

Sorry, I may disappoint you above...

I took the chicken back to my home, took it out of my backpack, put it on the ground, and looked at it for a long time.

This is no ordinary chicken...

This is the cuckoo that is "very picky, only likes to eat high-quality feed and crows every morning"!

Whenever I think of how B was reluctant to make things difficult for S, I have an inexplicable sense of guilt.

Then I fed Gugutou a handful of high-quality feed and put Gugutou back into my backpack.

I feel like I have been infected by S and B. This mental illness is so terrible!

62l:

Bad review! A huge bad review! I followed the post for two days to see the killing of chickens, but the poster didn't kill any! ?

63l:

Hahahaha, the OP, please send it back to the owner!

64l (Original poster’s reply):

Upstairs, I actually sent it back...

I put the chicken away and went about doing some other daily tasks. Then I borrowed chickens from everywhere and finally borrowed one from the leader of the neighboring group. I killed it and completed the task.

Then I bought another twenty eggs and threw them all into the chicken coop at home, letting them hatch slowly.

I never want to be dominated by the fear of borrowing chickens again...

After doing all this, I privately called S and asked him, "What are you doing?"

S said: "I accompanied my wife to see the scenery."

Me: "When are you free to come back to your home alone? I will return the chicken. I didn't kill the chicken. I borrowed one from someone else."

s sent a smiling face: "Just go in directly, I won't go back."

I'm good."

S said again: "Thank you, Captain."

Me: "You're welcome." Brother, it's not easy for you either.

Then I ran to their home, went to the chicken coop and put Cuckoo Head back. After that, I couldn't help but stroke Cuckoo Head and typed, "I know why you are called Cuckoo Head. I feel that your comb seems to be a little bigger than other chickens."

After saying this, I feel like I have completely turned into a psychopath...

ps: Some people must be curious, why is the OP so persistent in daily life, can't I just not do it if I can't do it? The answer is still the same, the OP is poor, you don't understand how much money it is to be the leader of a PVE guild and the leader of a five-class group. Every day I have to use spirit stones to hold various activities in the guild, so that members can get guild benefits, and all kinds of practical materials and treasures are placed in the guild warehouse for everyone to use at will. When new members come to the guild, I will give them a full set of primary equipment, medium-quality mounts and experience pills. I have less than 100 spirit stones on me all year round, and I am so poor that it is earth-shattering. If it weren't for the local tyrant deputy guild leader and local tyrant S who always give benefits to everyone on my behalf, I guess I would have to go to the main city to beg on the streets.

Okay, I won’t play the victim anymore. Those who have been gang leaders will understand. Anyway, the author’s "Killing Chickens: Memories" has officially ended. See you at this time tomorrow, and the author will continue with what happened in the eighth copy.