Beyond the Virtual Frontier and Rivalry Chapter 5

65l (Original poster’s reply):

Hello friends who are waiting for updates, today I want to tell you a story about a B sleeping in a dungeon.

Here's the thing.

In our group, there is a very sharp dps, let's call him D. Some time ago, D accepted a new female apprentice, who is very cute, abbreviated as M, and plays a very beautiful female character. M holds D up high and asks for a hug every day. D is so cute that he can't take care of himself. He thinks his spring may be coming. One day, he brought his apprentice to see me and said that he wanted the apprentice to join the group to play a dungeon to get some good equipment.

I basically agree if fixed team members want to bring their new friends and relatives along, and other team members have no objection because many people in the team have done so before, and there happened to be a vacancy in the team before the dungeon started that day, so I let M join the team.

However, I was confused when this m joined the group.

Because her name is actually "I'm Going to Take Off My Pants"... Anyway, M doesn't play anymore, so it shouldn't be a problem for the OP to reveal her ID.

I privately messaged: "Brother, the name you gave your apprentice is... a man, right?"

d was confident: "It must be a girl."

Me: "Have you ever heard her speak?"

d: "No, but I can feel it."

Me: "Haha."

d is full of confidence: "These days, those who act cute and impeccably are all big men who pick their toes. Only those who are cute but a little vulgar are real girls."

Me: ... Where does this heresy come from! ?

M is a very standard nerdy character. Although I paid special attention to M when I was commanding, she still made many small mistakes and the dungeon was not going well. As the Lucas Main, S died several times that day, and it was basically M's fault. The first two times S died, B didn't say a word and used the resurrection skill to revive S immediately. But when she died the third time, B exploded and asked directly on the microphone: "Can you do it, new guy?"

m typing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

B was still unhappy: "The main t has died several times, all because of you."

S came out to smooth things over: "I'm fine, baby, calm down."

B whispered: "It hurts to see you die."

At this time, a member of the group interrupted and said, "This can be resurrected."

B immediately got angry when he heard this: "I feel bad too! It turns out that it wasn't your man who died!"

member:...

S laughed softly, and there was a strong sense of doting in his laughter, as if he thought B was very cute.

So B aimed his fire at S: "Still laughing, you still have the heart to laugh! When the boss uses his ultimate move, you should turn on the damage reduction! If you don't turn on the damage reduction, I can't heal you at all!"

S smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I will do it well next time. I was wrong."

b remained silent.

All the team members were caught off guard by the two of them using a powerful attack.

A few playful members committed suicide on the spot, claiming that they were single dogs who had been hit hard. Other members followed suit and died everywhere, leaving only me and the deputy gang leader standing.

The usually calm deputy gang leader thought about it and committed suicide, saying to me, "Come lie down next to me."

I walked to the deputy leader's body, jumped a few times, and then said, "Stop playing, okay? Hurry up and get up and start fighting. Apply the healing buff. Everyone gather together and stand behind the Lucas Main. When I shout to hide, you jump back. Don't you understand? There is no good leader. The Lucas Main is going to start the fight."

Before starting the fight, B reminded the newbie again, "You newbie, be more careful."

m hurriedly said: "Okay, okay."

S walked over and hugged B lovingly: "Baby, I'm going to kill the monster."

b: "No more death."

s sent a K!ss emoji and said, "Okay, I will definitely not die this time."

I felt like I was witnessing a life-and-death farewell before going to the battlefield...

After stumbling through two bosses, it was already late, and the team members were a little depressed by the newbie. Moreover, the third boss had an annoying skill, which was that he would randomly give players a debuff. Players with this debuff were like carrying a bomb, and they had to quickly move away from other players, otherwise the whole team would explode.

I guess everyone has guessed it, m has cheated again.

The first time I was attacked...

I yelled M's name at the top of my lungs on YY: "I'm going to take off my pants! Get out of the crowd! Get out of the crowd!"

With a bang, the whole group exploded.

M: "I'm sorry, Captain, I didn't react."

The second time I was attacked...

Me: "I'm going to take off my pants! You've been tricked again!"

With a bang, the whole group exploded again.

m: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, qaq, there will be no problem next time. I guarantee it with my master's reputation."

The third time, M and the deputy gang leader were caught together.

Me: "I'm going to take off my pants! Deputy Gang Leader! Run!"

This time m managed to get out of the crowd smoothly.

However, the usually sharp, calm and aloof local tyrant deputy leader, when he was about to succeed, stood still in the crowd with the debuff, as still as a mountain...

With a bang, the whole group exploded for the third time.

I also exploded: "Deputy Gang Leader, what's wrong with you?"

The aloof deputy gang leader was silent for a while, then typed, "Sorry, I laughed so hard that I forgot to press the key."

I:...

The deputy gang leader continued typing: "You are about to take off your pants, why should I run?"

I slumped down in my computer chair.

66l:

I'll bet a dime, m is a rough guy pretending to be a girl, and d is a funny bottom. Don't ask me why, but posts on 818 usually go in this direction.

67l:

I feel like there is a faint feeling of homoS3xuality between the host and the deputy leader...

68l (Original poster’s reply):

The two people above, you are just rotten people who look at others as gay.

go on.

After I exploded, B also exploded. He said in the team channel angrily: "I don't want to play anymore."

This time I completely understood him. After all, it was already very late and everyone was tired and sleepy. He was indeed very frustrated.

But since we were almost at the last boss, I advised B: "Let's try one last time. If it doesn't work, we can just go home today."

B said calmly: "Don't try."

After saying that, he wanted to walk out of the copy.

I called him: "Don't leave, just try again, this time the deputy gang leader should give some strength and stop smiling foolishly."

The deputy gang leader sent a string of ellipsis and returned to his usual aloof attitude.

B was very unhappy: "I don't care, I'm going to sleep first anyway, I'm so sleepy that I can't even open my eyes."

After saying that, B walked to the corner farthest from the boss and used a "lie" interaction to make his character lie on the ground...

The entire YY was silent for three seconds.

At this time, the wife-protecting demon S ran over happily, took out a quilt and a pillow from his backpack, equipped B with them, and then apologized to us sincerely: "I'm sorry, everyone, my wife is really sleepy."

I:...

Even if you are really sleepy, but logically speaking, when a normal person is so sleepy that he has to go to bed immediately, he should quit the game, turn off the computer, and then go to sleep on the bed in the bedroom, right?

What does it mean to let your game character lie on the ground in the dungeon?

But I'm used to it. This level of mischief can't stir up any waves in my heart. My heart is calm, and I can even hear the ethereal sound of Buddhist scriptures...

But the newbie M obviously had never seen such a scene.

I guess m thought that b was mad at him because of his repeated mistakes, so m panicked and started speaking.

Then, a strong and heavy bass voice with a strong flavor of corn grit suddenly sounded: "Hey mom, that big brother is lying on the ground, don't be angry, this is my first time in a dungeon and I don't know how to play, I'm sorry."

The entire channel was silent again for three seconds.

At this time, a clear and bright young voice rang out: "...Disciple, turn off the voice changer."

m: "I didn't open it."

B, who was lying on the ground, typed a word in the chat channel at the right time: "Poof."

Feeling cheated, the innocent boy D logged off immediately.

This time we really can't fight any more, so I have to announce the disbanding of the group. Those who want to fight can do so tomorrow.

So S took the opportunity to show his affection in front of everyone again: "Baby, get up, let's go home and sleep."

b acted as if he was really sleepy. His game character was still lying on the ground and couldn't get up. He was still typing in the chat: "So...sleepy..."

However, I think if you are really sleepy, you would be too lazy to continue sitting in front of the computer, and too lazy to type ellipsis. This performance is simply too exaggerated!

S: "Do you want me to pick you up?"

b: "No."

S: "Then get up by yourself."

b: "Just stay here for one night. It will take a long time to ride home."

I:...

Do you really want your game character to ride back home on horseback while you actually go offline and go to bed?

S: "I will wrap you in my cloak, and you can sleep in my arms when you get on the horse. When we get home, I will boil water for you to wash your feet, and massage your back and shoulders, okay?"

b: "And sing for me."

S: "No problem."

I stared in amazement at their insane dog-abusing behavior in the chat channel.

Don’t be so showy, my brother!

Didn’t you two notice that the atmosphere around you is so quiet? No one dares to speak!

At this time, the deputy gang leader knocked on my door privately and said, "Can this game be used to make foot bath water?"

Me: "Nonsense, of course not."

The deputy gang leader sent a string of ellipsis.

Me: "Isn't that always the case? You're not used to it yet."

The deputy gang leader was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "I think they are quite interesting. Maybe that's what love is like."

Me: ...Mental illness is indeed contagious.

Deputy gang leader: "Actually, I also want to make water for people to wash their feet."

Me: "Then quit the game, turn off the computer, and burn it for your dad."

The deputy gang leader was very obedient and quit the game immediately. His profile picture turned gray instantly. He must have gone to boil water for his father to wash his feet.

69l:

Hahaha, S and B are so disgusting, even more disgusting than Qiong Yao dramas.

70l:

Are you really stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid? I feel sorry for the deputy gang leader...

71l:

Am I the only one who focuses on D and M!? What happened to these two people later!?

72l (Original poster’s reply):

Reply to 71l, it seems nothing happened, I didn't follow them. I only know that they reconciled later, and they were still master, father, apprentice and younger brother every day, as if nothing had happened. I didn't mention it to D, and later they played games together.

The deputy gang leader and I are also innocent, thank you.

You young people, don’t think about homoS3xuality in everything. Where do so many gays come from in this world?