Beyond the Virtual Frontier and Rivalry Chapter 6

73l (Original poster’s reply):

Hello everyone, a new day has come. What is the eight points I want to share with you today?

Let’s talk about the last time when the whole group went together to see the scenery and take screenshots.

Here's what happened. One day, under the wise and brave command of our male god team leader, we successfully crushed a 25-man dungeon. Because the command was so good, we finished much faster than expected. After the fight, everyone said they were a bit bored with nothing to do, so we went to a famous scenic spot in the game together to see the scenery and take screenshots.

We went to a sect of cultivation. The map of this sect was very beautiful. It was spring all year round. There were flowers and trees all over the mountains. There was a thick layer of fallen flowers on the ground. There was also a big waterfall next to the flower forest. There were two rainbows under the waterfall all year round. The background music was also very romantic. It was a holy place to pick up girls and boys.

Of course, it is also the holy land of S and B...

After we arrived, we took a group photo as a whole group, and then everyone dispersed to play their own games. I jumped onto a tree branch, sat down to meditate, and started to eat the takeaway.

The game is beautiful and harmonious, and the takeaway fish-flavored eggplant strips are also delicious.

At this time, B really lived up to my expectations of him and started to make trouble in the close chat channel.

B and S snuggled under the flower tree for a while, then B said, "I'm hungry."

S: "What does the baby want to eat?"

b: "Let me see what you have in your backpack."

As he spoke, B walked towards S, and the two game characters stuck together, as if B was really looking at S's backpack.

However, we all know that in the game, a player actually has no way to directly see another player's backpack...

After the two game characters stayed together for a while, B started to call out the names of the dishes one by one, as if he had really seen S's backpack.

b: "Let me see, glutinous rice and lotus root, sweet-scented osmanthus duck, nine-turn large intestine..."

I:...

I guess, b is either making it up, or s just took a screenshot of his backpack interface and sent it to b via QQ or YY or something.

But you say this is a very boring thing! ?

b said: "I want to eat fish head tofu soup, steamed pork ribs with taro, green tea Buddha's hand cake, hairy crab and fried shrimp."

S: "Wait for me to get it for you, baby."

After saying that, S took out a table from his backpack, took out various foods and placed them on it, acting very realistically.

Finally, he took out a pot of wine from his backpack and said, "Look, there's another pot of Xinfeng wine."

b couldn't wait: "I'm going to eat now. I'm starving."

After seeing the two of them perform like this, I suddenly felt that the fish-flavored eggplant strips in my mouth were not so fragrant anymore!

74l:

Do they even have to simulate eating? This couple is so into the role...

75l:

I feel sorry for the poster hahaha. The originally fragrant fish-flavored eggplant strips suddenly became shabby.

76l (Original poster’s reply):

To reply to 74l, they really simulate three meals a day. S's backpack is always filled with various foods, and he takes them out to eat with B at mealtime. Sometimes when they are playing a dungeon, they will take the time to eat while others are recovering. I am really impressed by their persistence.

In fact, in the game, almost all food is used to buff. The fish head tofu soup, hairy crabs, fried shrimps, etc. that S took out can restore 120 health points in 1 second, increase the experience gain speed by 5%, and increase the internal strength defense by 30 points in one hour... The same goes for other things. Except for these two people, no one would have nothing better to do than eat these.

anyway.

S and B started eating under the tree.

b picked up the hairy crab and started eating. A slowly growing progress bar appeared above his head, showing "eating".

In the game, eating usually takes five seconds to read. If the reading is interrupted halfway, eating will fail and the food will not disappear.

However, three seconds later, B stood up and interrupted his own reading bar, traded the hairy crab to S, and said: "The hairy crabs in this season are really delicious, with plenty of crab roe, you should try some."

S accepted the deal, took the hairy crab that B had not finished eating, and started reading the message.

So I was holding my fish-flavored eggplant strips in front of the computer, watching expressionlessly the two people on the screen sharing a hairy crab. B held the bar for two seconds and traded it to S, then S held the bar for three seconds and traded it to B, over and over again endlessly!

Finally, S said, "Baby, you can eat the rest, don't leave any for me."

So B finally finished reading the five-second bar and ate the hairy crab. At the same time, a buff of "experience gain speed increased by 5%" appeared above his head.

I breathed a sigh of relief: ...

Damn, I finally ate it!

After eating the hairy crabs, they started eating other things. In short, no matter what they ate, you read a line for a while, I read a line for a while. According to their script, any delicious food should be shared together...

They are truly the most dramatic couple I have ever seen in my life, no doubt about it. I sincerely hope that they can meet in person soon, so that they don't have to act so tired in the game every day.

77l:

It seems like I have acquired an interesting skill. I will go back and play this joke with my family and friends. Hahaha.

78l:

This couple is poisonous! But I can't control myself from following the updates!

79l (Original poster’s reply):

After S and B finished their virtual lunch, I noticed that there was another person on the branch where I was meditating.

It was the deputy gang leader who flew up using Qinggong.

I:"?"

The deputy gang leader said without thinking: "I'm hungry too."

I was a little speechless: "No food at home? Order takeout."

The deputy gang leader was silent for a while, then said, "...No, my game character is hungry."

I was silent for a while, and then asked, "...Are you sick?"

Deputy leader: "No illness."

But the next second, he proved his illness with his actual actions. He traded a hairy crab with me and said, "You eat it."

I canceled the transaction: "This thing is for gaining experience. I'm already at the maximum level, why would I eat it?"

However, the deputy gang leader insisted on trading with me without saying a word. After the fifth transaction failed, I couldn't persuade him and had to accept it. In return, I also traded him something called "Mysterious Food Box".

"Mysterious food box" is also a kind of food, but the contents of the food box are random, and it is hard to tell whether it adds a buff or a debuff. It is a fun item for players to eat when they are bored.

The deal was successful, and the deputy gang leader said, "Let's eat together."

I had no choice but to eat the hairy crab, and a buff that increased my experience appeared above my head.

At the same time, the deputy gang leader also ate the mysterious food box, and a super debuff appeared above his head, causing him to lose 9999 points of health per second...

Deputy gang leader: ...

Ten seconds later, the deputy gang leader died suddenly of food poisoning and his body was found hanging on the peach tree.

A death message appeared in the guild channel - "Deputy guild leader xxxx fell to the ground and died after accidentally eating the poison in the mysterious food box. Alas!"

The guild channel was immediately flooded with "HAHAHAHAHA", becoming a sea of   joy.

I jumped up and down on the deputy gang leader's body, gloating: "Hahahahaha what a fool!"

The deputy gang leader was silent for a long time, neither speaking nor resurrecting on the spot.

I guess...he went to the toilet because he had to pee urgently.

80l:

The deputy gang leader has a crush on you! Wake up, OP! I want to grab you by the collar and shake you hard!

81l:

I can't feel more sorry for the deputy leader, and the sweetness of the SB couple is in stark contrast...

82l (Original poster’s reply):

Just when the deputy gang leader was lying dead on the peach tree, S and B invented a new way of playing below.

It is a game called "Hey, hey, come and catch me".

The basic rules of the game are that s and b duel, then b runs in front and s chases from behind. As they chase, s uses a forced hatred skill to pull b to himself. The two of them stay together for a while, then b uses a control release skill to escape, and then s chases again...

In short, the two of them were chasing and playing in the flowers, as if they were going to have S3x in the next second, and they were typing and refreshing the screen in coordination with the close chat. To be honest, I don't really understand how they managed to run, press skills and type at the same time, maybe their hand speed is super fast...

S: "Haha I got you!"

b: "Let go."

S: "No, my wife is so nice to hug."

b: "Hate it, fast forward."

S: "Give me a K!ss and I'll let you go."

b: "Mmmmm."

S: "I regret it. Hold me for a while longer."

b: "You..."

S: "Hmm---You smell so good, what did you put on?"

I'm not targeting anyone, what I mean is that people who can have such realistic romances in games are all idiots.

These two people were having a great time showing off when the deputy gang leader who had been lying next to me suddenly stood up and challenged me to a duel.

It needs to be explained here that the deputy gang leader and S play the same sect, but S is a dual-cultivator in both DPS and T, while the deputy gang leader focuses on DPS. However, the deputy gang leader also has all the skills that S has.

So, I was pulled over by the deputy gang leader's forced hatred skill, and my whole body stuck to him.

The deputy leader, who seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, said to me: "We got you."

This grandson attacked by surprise!

---This was the first thought that flashed through my mind. I quickly used my control-release skills to break free from the deputy gang leader's control, then jumped back to create some distance, then applied the debuff, stunned him, and started to burst out with crazy output, successfully taking out the deputy gang leader in one wave.

The deputy gang leader was once again found dead on the peach tree.

Me: "Am I good enough? Get up and fight again."

The deputy gang leader only sent a period: "."

This is how he behaves when he's angry. I've been playing with him for three years and I know him very well.

Me: "Brother, you challenged me to a duel first, so don't be too embarrassed to lose."

The deputy gang leader didn't move or say a word, probably because he felt he was in the wrong.

83l:

The OP's EQ is really low. I bet a dime that the OP has never been in a relationship.

84l:

Hahahaha, actually the deputy gang leader also wants to play "Hey hehehe, come and catch me" with you. S and B are having so much fun under the tree, but the deputy gang leader can only lie dead on the tree...