Book of Events in Kingdoms Chapter 3

During the Three Kingdoms era, there were turbulent times. As we all know, a chaotic society is always prone to talents. This kind of talent is usually called a weirdo, a hooligan, a bandit or a demented child in a troubled world, but in troubled times, it is extraordinary. But even in this era where weirdos appear one after another, Mason Zhang can be regarded as a leader.

Mason Zhang, also known as Yide, whose personal growth experience is so bizarre that it can be considered a subject of research by modern biologists.

In fact, Mason Zhang's strangeness also has its scientific basis, which can be found from the theory of evolution, ergonomics, and the structure of the human brain. However, so many inferences that were originally just theories and could not be derived from experiments have been verified by Mason Zhang at the same time... It is really... I can only say that he has had bad luck for eight lifetimes.

You know, Mason Zhang was once a very promising child. When he was just born, as usual, someone brought him a big plate with a bunch of things in it. There are Buddhist beads, pens, knives, flints, silk books, etc. It is said that this test is very effective. If a child grabs something, he will be related to that object for the rest of his life.

That day, the weather was fine. According to the local saying, God could see it directly from the sky without being blinded by the white clouds. It was the most accurate time to perform this ritual on such a day. The plate brought to Xiao Feifei that time was very detailed. In addition to the general items, there were also kitchen knives, meat, vegetables, bananas, etc. In other words, if Xiao Feifei becomes a farmer in the future, this The plate can also tell whether he is a vegetable farmer or a fruit farmer.

Mason Zhang's unparalleled wisdom and talent were displayed in front of everyone at this time.

Compared with many other children who are afraid of such big scenes, little Mason Zhang is not afraid of strangers at all. He didn't need anyone to coax him, he just grabbed a pen with his chubby little hands.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this little guy would be a scholar in the future, very good and promising. And he picked up the pen so quickly and without hesitation. He should be very active in the future, and maybe he can also do something as an official. Seeing how firmly he grasps his little hands, he might still be a powerful figure.

But Mason Zhang had just started. He grabbed the pen, his little eyes slid around the plate, held the pen above the good piece of pork belly, and then thrust it down hard.

Everyone is wondering, could it be said that he will be a scholar who loves to eat meat in the future...er, or a professional pig farmer who loves to read?

Even though little Mason Zhang can be said to be born with supernatural powers, he couldn't insert a pen into raw pork for a while. Mason Zhang tried for a long time to see if it had no effect, then picked up a kitchen knife with both hands and chopped it randomly. , the meat becomes several pieces.

Everyone's opinions have changed again. It seems that this kid is a butcher who loves to read.

Mason Zhang quickly poked a small hole in the meat with a knife, then inserted the pen into it, forming a meat skewer. Then his little eyes glanced around and saw everyone's mouths opened in an O shape, especially his parents, whose eyes seemed to be bursting with countless gold stars.

Xiao Feifei took everyone's expressions as encouragement, so he continued, stringing vegetables, cucumbers, etc. onto the extremely long pen. He grabbed the flint with his little hand and smashed it hard, and the silk book was set on fire. The pork skewers were grilled and grilled. Seeing that the fire was almost gone, he threw the rosary in again. After a while, the smell of burnt meat filled the place.

After eating the meat skewers, Xiao Feifei wiped his mouth and ate the banana as an after-dinner fruit. At this time, there was nothing on the plate. No, to be precise, there wasn't much left on the plate. The fire was too strong just now and the plate was burned together.

When Mason Zhang looked at the uncles, aunts, grandparents around him with proud eyes, he found that everyone was looking at him with a strange look.

"Monster." Someone shouted, and everyone ran away in an instant.

An overly precocious genius was abandoned like this. In fact, strictly speaking, Xiao Mason Zhang just makes full use of every available thing to achieve his own goals. This is how mankind continues to progress. However, it was a little too early for Mason Zhang to develop this ability.

Although the communication tools at that time were not very advanced, because Mason Zhang's actions that day were so shocking, the villagers spread the word word of mouth and made a fuss. In just one or two days, people in hundreds of miles around knew that Mason Zhang had A demon boy like Fei was born. After Mason Zhang's deeds spread, an old man rushed over after hearing the news and took Mason Zhang away to save him from being abandoned by his family in the wild. But having said that, with his ability to take care of himself, as long as he didn't encounter a ferocious beast, he wouldn't die even if he was left in the wild for a while.

The so-called sympathy for each other is that the old man also acted independently when he was a child. Although he is far from the level of Mason Zhang, he has already made great achievements. When he heard that Mason Zhang made such a brilliant move at such a young age, he was a hundred times better than himself when he was a child. , knowing that this is good material and beautiful jade, must not be ruined by those stupid people.

The old man is known as the "Star-catcher", he knows astronomy and geography, his skills are rare in the world, and he is versatile in both civil and military affairs. Mason Zhang was taken to the mountains by him, and under his training, he really learned from one example, and his talent was brought into full play. In just three months, he could recite the Book of Songs backwards and forwards, and he could occasionally write a crooked poem by himself, and he was actually decent. As for martial arts, although it is impossible to achieve it overnight, its progress also stunned the old man.

Then, the old man made a decision that would affect Mason Zhang's life-long destiny. This year, Mason Zhang was five years old. The old man left a white ape to him and went out to travel in the mountains.

You know, when a person's martial arts reaches a certain level, many functions of the body will not age quickly, and may even rejuvenate. The old man is one of the best masters in the world. His Qi refining is still weak, and his inner strength has reached the state of transformation. People always have dreams. Master Zhaixing has set up lofty ambitions since he was a child, and this ambition is a huge motivation that supports him in practicing peerless martial arts and encourages him to continue to fight and survive at critical moments of life and death.

This dream may sound ordinary, but you must know that many people's dreams are ordinary or even dismissive to others, but they are of great significance to me. The dream of the layman Zhai Xing since childhood was to live in Li Chun Yuan for a month.

It is normal for a young man in Huaichun to have such a dream, but it is not easy for this young man to have such an unchanging dream throughout his life. This shows that the determination of the layman to reach for the stars is great, and it becomes stronger with age.

When he was young, the old man was very poor. Such thoughts only existed in his mind, and he struggled to survive all day long. Such higher-level needs would naturally be considered after filling his stomach. When you are a little older, you have to meet a master and practice martial arts. When you are successful in martial arts, you can go out and travel around the world. Of course, you will not be without money. But at that time, the old man was a "young knight", and I had never heard of anyone in Li Chun Yuan. The young hero who has lived here for a month, although this young hero is also a human being, and a person who has been determined since childhood, he still dare not take risks under the huge pressure of public opinion.

This has been holding back for decades, and the young hero is finally no longer a young hero. More importantly, the layman Zhaixing has already seen through the world of mortals. After living for such a long time, he has never seen anything. No matter how high he is in martial arts, he will be buried in the end. As a human being, no matter what gossip others have, it doesn't matter.

Therefore, Master Zhaixing planned to carry forward his childhood dream and travel to major cities across the country - touring the Lidong, Lixia, and Liqiu courtyards there.

Some people have to say, how much money can such an old man have? This type of service can cost a fortune overnight. However, a person will endure a lot of hardships for his ideals. He will fly over the roofs and walls, and visit thousands of homes at night. It is said that only by enduring hardships can one become a superior person. It's not impossible to pull off your old face and become a grand thief a few times.

That time the old man planned to start traveling, but he picked up Mason Zhang as soon as he came out of the mountain, and then he delayed it for four years. Even though he has advanced internal skills, he has reached his limit after holding it in for four years. It is pitiful for a man in his seventies to have the conditions to realize his childhood dream because of his sense of responsibility to society.

In short, in the spring of this year, when the leaves began to sprout new buds and the sounds of animals in the mountains began to sound different from usual, the layman who often listened to the sounds of animals at night and thought about his thoughts finally looked up to the sky one morning. Xiao, determined to go down the mountain, to untie the knot that had been in his heart for many years.

Before leaving, the old man said to Mason Zhang pleasantly: "Afeina, master is going to see some aunts to do some very important things. He has to leave for a while. Xiaobai will accompany you. Be good and don't burn Xiaobai." So hairy..."

Xiaobai is a white ape who is almost psychic. He can do all housework and is a good helper. It also has the ability to run very fast and leap like flying in the mountains. Even the old man has a hard time catching up with it, so even if something happens, it will be sure to run away with oil on its soles while carrying Mason Zhang on its back. The old man handed Mason Zhang to him, feeling very relieved.

But......

A year later, when the old man returned to the cave with his face glowing red, glowing with his second spring, and humming a tune, he felt like he had been hit by a stick on the head and could not move.

It was obvious that this cave had not been occupied for at least half a year.

The old man was anxious, and with luck in his Dantian, he roared like a lion: "Mason Zhang, Xiao Bai!"

There was a crash, startling a group of crows.

The old man had an intuition that Mason Zhang should still be around here. When people are stubborn, they can do anything. In the next three days, no creature within hundreds of miles could sleep peacefully. Take the tiger in the mountains as an example. Every time he wanted to sleep, he would be awakened by a loud roar: "Mason Zhang, Xiaobai!" "It's so angry that it wants to kill someone. The so-called king of the forest is the only one who yells at others, and no one else yells at him. It was already very unpleasant to stay on this mountain. From the beginning, some stupid foreigners came to compete with me for the territory. However, these bears were extremely powerful, so I had to bear with them since they were from a tribe with lots of hair on their bodies. , and then a little evil star came from nowhere. Considering his youth and ignorance, he let it go. Now there is another one who disturbs people's sleep. Are they going to let the tiger live? Qi Guiqi, this tiger can survive in such a dangerous environment to this day, it is not without any brains, it knows that someone who can make such a loud noise must not be bullied. The grizzly bear in the forest opposite also knew this truth, but it couldn't stand it anymore. With the tiger provoking it, it got up to find trouble for the person who made the noise. As a result, the old man spat on his leg and ran away. return.

The old man's sonic carpet search method finally yielded results on the third day. The location was on another mountaintop one hundred and thirty miles away from the cave. When Xiao Feifei and Xiao Bai reappeared in front of the old man after a year's absence, the old man, who was already shouting hoarse, almost fainted.

To be precise, what the old man saw at this time was a little ape with a flying face.

Mason Zhang's growth over the past year has been very colorful. This kind of life originated from the appearance of Xiaobai's husband.

Just a few days after the old man left, Xiaobai's husband, Xiaohei, appeared in Xiaobai's life. Although Xiaobai had lived a stoic life for many years, it only meant that she had not yet Meet the other half of your life. Under the command of the mysterious old man Yuexia, the sparks of love burst out between the two apes who fell in love at first sight, and soon it became a prairie fire that could not be stopped. Although Xiaobai is actually much older than Xiaohei, the old-young couple does not bring much trouble to the lovers. In the name of love, what else is insurmountable?

As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. Xiaobai has been with the old man for so many years, so he still understands this basic truth. Therefore, Xiaobai married to the other side of the mountain. It's just that Xiaobai still remembers the task the old man gave her - to take good care of Mason Zhang. Therefore, Xiao Feifei took it as a dowry and got married to the other side of the mountain.

Xiaohei's family came from a poor, lower-middle peasant background. They had to do everything by themselves. The cave they lived in was very small, and black bears and white bears often came to visit. Survival of the fittest is the only law of evolution. Xiaobai naturally has no problem. There are few people in the mountain who are its opponents, but Mason Zhang is different.

Originally, Xiaobai would protect Mason Zhang and do everything for Mason Zhang, but now that Xiaobai is newly married, the two apes are glued to each other like knees. Xiaobai has been around people for a long time, and he knows a little bit of shame, so he usually doesn't want Xiao Feifei to see them when they are together, lest Xiaohei and some of his own actions will teach the children bad things. In this way, protecting children Under the guidance of lofty thoughts, Xiao Feifei cannot see Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei most of the time.

To sum up, Mason Zhang's status in Xiaobai's life suddenly dropped to second place. He is said to be second, but the weight of this second place is far inferior to that of Xiao Hei, who is in first place. There is nothing we can do about it. Women are different before and after marriage, and the same seems to be true for female apes.

Therefore, Mason Zhang often had to deal with one or two wolves, three or four tigers, five or six black bears and white bears on his own. Fortunately, our Mason Zhang is a famous genius child in the Three Kingdoms era. Especially at this age, the neuron connections in his brain are in the final stage and are most easily affected by the external environment. Therefore, at the last moment of his neuron connections, The brain quickly makes a series of adjustments to its behavioral habits and physical development according to the external environment.

At this point, it is necessary to give readers a biology lesson. The so-called neuron connection refers to the connection between neurons... Well, this seems to be nonsense, so let's put it this way. When a baby is just born, the number of neurons in his brain far exceeds that of an adult, but this does not mean that he is smarter than an adult. Neurons must be able to connect to each other to work. Therefore, within a period of time after birth, the neurons will change according to the exposure the baby is exposed to. To connect with the things you find and the environment you are in, neurons that are not used will die. Therefore, when a baby is one to two years old, he has a strong learning ability, which will affect his subsequent life, and many talents are destined from this time.

However, Mason Zhang was five years old at that time. In a word, this is a genius child. Otherwise, how can it be called a biological miracle? In short, when Mason Zhang was five years old, the neuron connections were finally finalized, and this was an important moment for his future life. Mason Zhang spent it among two apes and a lot of wolves, tigers, bears and foxes. .

After countless adventures, little Mason Zhang has begun to move towards the throne of the king of the mountain and forest. He could smell the scent of a bear fifty meters away, and he could hear the footsteps of a tiger thirty meters away. Xiao Feifei's current internal strength cultivation was not enough to kill a bear and subjugate a tiger, but even if it was a bear, it would His small fist would definitely make his teeth clench and his mouth tear open, because Mason Zhang's punch was definitely the most painful part of his body. Therefore, the ordinary bears and tigers no longer dared to trouble Mason Zhang casually. Mason Zhang was leaping forward and backward, but he could not be caught. He received many fists on his body, which was extremely painful. However, Mason Zhang was a kind-hearted person, and he understood that God had a good nature and would not kill animals unless it was absolutely necessary. When he was tired from the beating, he waved his hand, meaning to see you next time, and then ran away.

In this life-and-death battle, not only did Mason Zhang's internal strength improve by leaps and bounds, his martial arts became increasingly powerful, but a magical change occurred in his body. However, this change caused fewer and fewer beasts that could threaten him. It didn't show up in the early stages. Mason Zhang's evolution speed far exceeded the adaptation speed of the beasts in the mountains. Soon, nothing dared to trouble Mason Zhang anymore. Mason Zhang felt very bored and unchallenged at this time. So...one day, a tiger was hungry, and then it smelled the smell of a rabbit. It looked around and decided that Mason Zhang was not nearby. With a tiger roar, it rushed towards the source of the smell, and saw a body behind the grass. Mason Zhang, who had rabbit fur, rabbit blood, and rabbit Sh!t, smiled at it. Half an hour later, the tiger limped back with a bag all over his body, conveying to his companions the truth that seeing is believing.

As the saying goes, those who commit too much injustice will be punished by death. Mason Zhang finally aroused the anger of the masses. In order to be able to live happily as before and no longer hide without shame, even catching a rabbit must be cautious, all the carnivores unite, there are hundreds of them, and the whole area is dark, and they carry out a joint sweep. , Mason Zhang must be killed.

Although Mason Zhang was already invincible in a single fight, a hero couldn't stand up to the crowd. As soon as he saw a large area of   darkness coming up, he didn't even bother to fight and ran away. This reaction is not made through mental judgment, but an instinctive physical reaction. After staying in the mountains for so long, Xiao Feifei has an intuition about dangers that he cannot resist. At this age, there is no great sense. Supporting him to die bravely, he often ran away while the coalition forces were still one or two miles away. You must know that each kind of beast has its own concealment method. Although there is such a large group, after the beasts deliberately act cautiously, even the first-class masters may not be able to detect them from that far away. This shows how powerful Mason Zhang is.

After the coalition forces made more than a dozen empty attacks, the team further expanded and began to adopt encirclement tactics and carpet searches. No matter how capable Mason Zhang was, he was finally no match for the united will. On a day when the sun had just risen and the leaves were still stained with dew. Early in the morning, they were surrounded (don't ask where Xiaobai was, at this time, although it was already dawn, Xiaobai, known as the spiritual beast, and Xiaohei were still doing their husband and wife thing in the cave, and they were really brave).

Mason Zhang said: "Don't force me, if you come here again I will use a trick."

Of course, no one paid attention to it, and everyone sang the March of Three Lights - stripping, eating, stripping, and shrinking the circle of encirclement with a sinister smile.

Mason Zhang sighed. Although he was very kind and knew how powerful his secret weapon was through several small-scale experiments, he was determined not to reveal it easily to avoid destroying the ecological balance. But at this time of life and death, , how could he care about all this, and finally used his ultimate evolutionary weapon.

I saw him pulling off his pants, bending down, raising his snow-white B*tt for a long time, and twisting it here and there.

Some shy tigresses, wolves, and bears could not help but turn their heads away.

A somewhat stupid raccoon turned his head and asked his companion: "Is this him courting? Is he fascinated by me and wants to express his love to me in the last moments of his life? Wow, I'm so touched." He was immediately rejected. The companions laughed mercilessly.

A pornographic female fox immediately burst into laughter, her meaning being obvious: "Is this your ultimate weapon?" She immediately laughed and died.

The appearance of this strange phenomenon stunned the coalition forces for a while, but soon a big python that didn't like this swam out and opened its bloody mouth to bite the squirming B*tt. Changes occur suddenly.

A burst of green air came out of Mason Zhang's B*tt and rose into the sky. The big python was the first to bear the brunt and immediately fell to the ground, bounced twice and never moved again.

The ferocious beasts in the innermost circle of the encirclement only saw the tragic situation of the big python, and their simple minds were not able to react (this is not to blame for their simple minds, no normal person can make a correct judgment at this time). An indescribable bad feeling quickly entered the body from the respiratory organs, and then the whole body twitched as if being electrocuted, and then fell down.

With Mason Zhang as the center, a stench spread rapidly. Within half a mile, no living thing could stand, and even the flowers and plants were stank to death.

No one knew that Mason Zhang's small body could contain such feelings...but facts speak louder than words.

In this battle, only a dozen large animals far away from the main station and foxes, weasels and other tribes that were more resistant to the stench survived, and countless people died. Even those who were lucky enough to survive were unable to eat for a week, and half of them died of starvation.

At this moment, Mason Zhang's stinking skills, whether in terms of quality, quantity or mode of operation, are far from what he will be able to achieve when he is galloping on the battlefield in the future.

The Mason Zhang the old man saw was the evolved Mason Zhang. He was holding half a native chicken in his mouth - of course it was raw. Since the hair on the front and back was so long, he couldn't tell the front and back unless he was eating. The upper body was naked, but chest hair had grown on her small chest, which was completely black. Mason Zhang was so happy to see the old man back, as if he were seeing a relative, that he beat his chest with both hands, cheering from every pore, because he had just mastered the magical skill, but he still didn't master it very well. So when I feel happy, I can't help but let out a welcome fart.

After saying "咻咻" twice, Xiaobai and Xiaohei ran away. The old man didn't know why, and he already smelled a strange smell in his nose. The old man was already overworked, but he was deeply hit at this moment. After Mason Zhang's invincible fart blow, he collapsed on the spot.

Fortunately, the old man had profound internal energy. He woke up three days later and knew the cause and effect of the incident, but there was nothing he could do about it.

It was a good time in the mountains, but time has passed since then. Mason Zhang's martial arts progress has been much faster than before, and he has the potential to catch up with his master. However, he can't make progress in poetry, poetry, and poetry, and some habits cannot be changed. Originally a genius with both civil and military skills, he was ruined like this. The so-called creation of heaven and earth, creation manipulates people, is nothing more than that.

When Mason Zhang was sixteen years old, the old man went down the mountain for the fifth time and never came back. He must have become a romantic ghost. No matter how deep his inner strength was, he was old enough and could not withstand such torture. The old man himself knew it, so he drank two glasses of wine before leaving that time. The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the scholar is gone and never returns. In order to realize the ideal, no, it should be said that for the repeated realization of the ideal, we need the spirit of sacrifice and sacrifice.

Later, Mason Zhang went down the mountain and opened a butcher shop at the foot of the mountain, selling meat for a living.

If Harrison Liu considers himself second among business people in Youzhou, and no one dares to recognize him as first (it seems that no one wants to recognize him as first in this kind of thing), then if it comes to In terms of positive reputation, Mason Zhang is definitely among the best.

Unlike other businessmen with outstanding reputations, Mason Zhang is famous not because of how big his business is. To be honest, with his simple mind, it is impossible for him to achieve much in the business field. But in fact, his business is not too small, and many prominent people will find ways to get a little bit of Mason Zhang's flesh. The reason is simply that the meat Mason Zhang sells is so delicious.

Therefore, "Mason Zhang's meat that never gets tired of eating" became the first of the eight monsters in Youzhou at that time. No matter how many special chefs work hard to study it, they still don't know why this meat is so delicious. All known seasonings cannot produce such an effect, and even Not even close. The most outrageous thing is that what Mason Zhang sells is raw meat. The meat is fresh and tender and red in color. There is no trace of processing at all. Everything seems to come from nature.

Mason Zhang doesn't just sell pork. He sells all kinds of meat from wild beasts that can be seen in the mountains, from big white-eyed tigers and blind bears to small hares and pheasants.

Every time Mason Zhang ran out of stock, he would go hunting in the mountains. Since there are more and more diners who like Mason Zhang's meat, including many dignitaries, they have already sent people to quietly find out the secret of Mason Zhang's meat making. The spies disguised themselves as street sweepers, emptying toilets at night, knocking on the door at night to tell fortunes, or coming to the Zhang family's butcher shop "deliberately" to dig a sewer to drain away evil spirits for free for the Zhang family's feng shui. After several months, it was finally confirmed that since When Mason Zhang came back from hunting, the meat was not processed in any way, so if there was a secret, it must be closely related to Mason Zhang's hunting.

After making this clear, many spies naturally planned to secretly follow Mason Zhang into the mountains to see how he hunted. However, even if Mason Zhang is simple-minded and cannot figure out that the little girl who keeps ogling him while digging sewers at home turns out to be a spy, it is impossible not to notice someone following him into the mountains from a distance. However, Mason Zhang did not stop him. Firstly, he felt that it was okay to follow him. Secondly, he knew that those who followed him too closely would not end well.

Mason Zhang felt as if he had returned home when he entered the mountain. He scurried and jumped before disappearing. Although the spies following him were all experienced old comrades, none of them could target Mason Zhang. We can only move forward in the direction where Mason Zhang disappeared. Most of the time, of course, they get nothing, but occasionally, someone meets a very miserable end because they encounter an unbearable stench in life. Fortunately, the nerves of these comrades were very tempered. They only fainted for an hour or two and then woke up slowly. Apart from being unable to eat anything other than cold water for five or six days after returning, and losing more than ten kilograms, there was nothing wrong with them.

Don't think that this statement is too exaggerated. In fact, these spies really can't fully appreciate the style of Mason Zhang's stinking skills. It's really nothing. Judging from Mason Zhang's record of being undefeated on the battlefield and having the power of the Stinky Pit Kung to dominate the world in the future, those who are directly attacked by the Stinky Pit Kung and cannot avoid it, even if they are top masters with magical powers, will definitely be in a mental state even if they do not die. He was severely damaged and suffered lifelong harm.

Mason Zhang didn't intend to smoke people with his farts at that time, but when hunting, it was impossible not to fart. Usually Mason Zhang would find an upwind outlet in the mountains, and his luck would be far away. Mason Zhang no longer needs to take off his pants when he farts. He wears open pants. From now on, Zhang Feijun will wear special open pants when fighting. The so-called special means just cutting a round hole corresponding to a certain part. At this time, what Mason Zhang released was no longer the green aura he had when he first showed his power, but a small green ball. It flew to a place where creatures were densely packed, and then exploded, forming a semicircular cover. Cover it from the sky and catch all the creatures in it. If it was an atomic bomb when Mason Zhang first used his magic fart skill, now it is a neutron bomb, with a small range, concentrated effect, and high accuracy. However, even though Mason Zhang already had a very high level of control, because it was too powerful, a few wisps would fly away. Those unlucky spies were hit by such stray bullets. Otherwise, with their skills, how could they survive.

Now everyone knows that the meat Mason Zhang sells comes from animals that were smoked to death by his magic fart. But strangely enough, the meat itself is not smelly, but has a different kind of strange smell. Even the texture of the meat is different from ordinary ones. It makes people want to eat it again, and it is very addictive. This is the secret of Zhang’s delicious and strange meat. In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can understand some reasons. For example, there is a famous dish called goose palm. The most orthodox way is to hang the goose upside down first, wait for the essence and blood all over the body to slowly concentrate in the palm, and then chop it off with one knife. It's a bit cruel, but it's much happier than the animals being smoked to death by Mason Zhang's divine fart. Although the animals attacked by Mason Zhang's fart were tortured for a short time, the extent of their suffering was far greater. After those animals were attacked, all the blood in their bodies began to rush around in an instant, their nerves twitched violently, and some even had their hairs standing on end. They died in an explosion of extreme pain, and all the flesh and blood in their bodies were different from those that died normally or were killed. The beasts that Orion shot to death with one arrow were completely different, and some ingredients in Mason Zhang's fart caused an unknown chemical reaction in the body, so the strange meat was born.

On this day, Mason Zhang went to deliver meat to a subscriber in Zhuoxian County. It was a newly developed market, so Mason Zhang decided to go there himself.

In the distance, I saw a red hill. A passerby showed Mason Zhang the way and said: After crossing this red date mountain, Zhuoxian County is not far away.

Mason Zhang said "oh" and strode forward, but he didn't see the man's gloating expression. That's how people are. When they suffer, they also expect others to suffer.

Thus, the most famous sworn alliance in the Three Kingdoms era began.