Book of Events in Kingdoms Chapter 4

The wheelbarrow made a "squeaking" sound, and there were more and more jujube trees on both sides. The red meat swayed on the car, exuding bursts of fragrance. Deep in the woods, there was a man whose nose twitched with the smell of meat, and the sight of eating a large piece of meat appeared in his mind. "You cannot eat a day without meat." Who said this? What's more, how can we let such tempting meat go?

Mason Zhang walked and walked, turned a corner, and suddenly saw a big man sitting on the hillside in front of him.

This big man looked so pitiful. He had unkempt hair and a long beard that was supposed to be majestic. His long beard was knotted. His clothes were in tatters. There was also a straw stick stuck in his head with three big words on it: Three pounds of meat. The skin on this man's face was already very poor, and now he looked sad, making his whole face look like orange peel.

Mason Zhang was stunned and thought, could this be the legendary prostitution? Only sell three kilograms of meat?

Mason Zhang put down the wheelbarrow and walked up to him and asked: "You big man, why are you crying here like a woman?"

Ethan Guan said in his heart: Damn, who is crying? For the sake of the plan, I can only hold back and say sadly: "Brother, my 80-year-old mother has a strange disease called 'meat-eating syndrome', and she wants to eat every day." Meat, if you can't eat meat for three days, you will go on a hunger strike. In order to satisfy my never-ending desire for meat, the family has become destitute and has no money. Everything that should be sold has been sold. Now it is only me who can sell it. I have been sitting there for two days and two nights, but I haven't met a kind-hearted buyer. Seeing that the three-day period is coming again, I am going on a hunger strike again. If I can't sell it anymore, I have to go home and cut off half a pound of my own B*tt0cks. The meat is for me, ugh."

Dutiful son, filial son.

Mason Zhang is a very easily excited person. He was knocked down on the spot by this story that others thought was not true. After hearing this touching story, he was overcome with tears and runny nose. He was completely confused and pointed at the Cherou said: "Take them all, give them to your mother quickly, and then come to me. I will make you my number one meat transporter. From now on, you can have as much meat as you want." After saying this, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself. My emotions rushed away.

Ethan Guan shouted from behind: "My benefactor, my benefactor." Mason Zhang had disappeared.

Ethan Guan jumped to his feet and yelled: "You idiot, you got it done so quickly. Your brain is like a pig's head. Then my subsequent plans were not in vain. Damn it." It was like an actor working hard to perform a comedy and just said a line to the audience. I fainted from laughing, it was really boring.

Because Ethan Guan was so angry, he cursed the word "pig head" very loudly. Although Mason Zhang was running all the way, he still vaguely heard it. Thinking that there was no pig head in his car of meat, he thought Ethan Guan wanted a pig head instead. No, I was really upset. As a big meat seller, I couldn't fulfill such a simple request for such a filial son. I felt deeply ashamed and decided to give Ethan Guan ten large pig heads in the future as compensation. . But he didn't expect that Ethan Guan was calling himself a big pig. There is really nothing good people can do.

Mason Zhang expressed his kindness and ran in tears all the way out of the Red Date Mountain. He sat down at a roadside teahouse outside the mountain and continued to wipe his eyes with tears.

The owner of the teahouse looked at Mason Zhang's appearance and sighed: "Another one."

Mason Zhang raised his head and said, "What's another one?"

The boss said: "Another person who was deceived by the red date man Ethan Guan."

After all, Mason Zhang had a beast-like intuition. Although he didn't know who Ethan Guan was and what the red date man meant, he already had a very bad premonition at this time. He jumped up and asked: "You... You...you...said...said...what...?"

The boss then talked about this and that, describing Ethan Guan's past evil deeds one by one. This is not the first time this boss has done this kind of thing. What he enjoys most is telling the victim the story of Ethan Guan. It is extremely pleasant to see the victim's mouth and eyes widen wider, so he has practiced a perfect skill. His storytelling ability is no less than that of a professional storyteller. He tells each case as if he had witnessed it himself, adding even more detail to it.

for a long time.

A loud scream resounded throughout the night: "Oh my God, I grew up in the mountains, I have a pure nature, but I was deceived by that guy. I'm lost. It's better to go back to the mountains and stay away from this dangerous world." "

In the mountains not far away, there happened to be a tiger who had left his hometown and fled. He vaguely heard a familiar voice coming from the wind, which seemed to be about his pure nature. He immediately fell to the ground and cried loudly, whimpering and saying: "Liar" ,fraud."

Mason Zhang was hysterical, his hair stood up from the anger, his teeth were grinding loudly, and he was about to rush back for revenge, but he was suddenly patted on the shoulder, and a gentle voice came from his ear: "This big brother, From the back, he looks dignified, majestic and handsome, why is he like this? "

Mason Zhang was shocked, thinking that with his ability, he didn't even know that there was someone standing behind him. Although he was uneasy just now, the keen hearing he had cultivated in the mountains for a long time did not work at this moment. This person's Qinggong was absolutely No small matter.

Mason Zhang's shoulders sank slightly, and he took off the hand he was holding. Looking back, he saw a man with kind eyes, a smile on his face, and two big earlobes swaying, he was very cute.

That man was Harrison Liu. He had a smile on his face, but he was very surprised in his heart. Although from the back view just now, this big man was still calm and composed during his emotional instability, and he could be called a master, but now he easily removed his hand with just a slight shake of his shoulder. It seems that he was still underestimating it originally. , now the intention of making friends is even greater.

The smile on Harrison Liu's face was even more endearing, and he said: "Brother, the jade tree stands in the wind and shines brightly. He is indeed a strange man, but he is worried about something. Is there any brother who I can help?"

Mason Zhang felt sweet in his heart, wishing that he could now have a big mirror to reflect his radiant image of a jade tree facing the wind. Finally, someone discovered his extraordinary qualities today. But why didn't even I find it all these years ago? Mason Zhang chuckled, and most of his unhappiness disappeared, and he had a very good impression of Harrison Liu.

As the saying goes, "the shadow of a person's famous tree", as soon as Harrison Liu appeared, everyone in the teahouse turned pale and began to slip their feet quietly in various ways. Some pretended to have dropped their wallets on the ground, got under the table, and wriggled out of the teahouse like loaches; some seemed to suddenly have a ghost, or were sleepwalking, and stood up all of a sudden, with their hands stretched out and their joints stiff. Walking out; some closed their eyes and said "I can't see, I can't see" and walked out of the teahouse; some shouted directly, "I can't hold it in anymore, I'm coming out, everyone, please give in" and covered their B*tt0cks with their hands and mouths. From time to time, he made "puff" sounds and escaped from the teahouse with weird postures. Suddenly, a situation that is rarely seen happened at the same time. Everyone showed their acting talents and used their special skills to kill and escape. Originally, each type of secret skill appeared singly, and due to the hard-working performance and novel creativity, it was quite authentic. However, when a large number of secret skills were noticed at the same time, it suddenly became only watchable. Fortunately, Harrison Liu had already collected the mountain and did not bother them, allowing them to leave one by one.

The boss was so frightened that he could only giggle. This was his store. Of course, he couldn't just leave like a customer. But if he didn't leave, he might even lose the store. When he was struggling in his heart, in the blink of an eye, All the customers have disappeared. Looking at the empty teahouse, the boss finally made up his mind and used his own unique skill.

I saw the boss yelling: "You freeloader B@st@ards want to escape without paying. You are looking for death. You think I am a vegetarian. I will catch you peeling and cramping!" While cursing, he rolled up his sleeves and rushed out of the teahouse.

Harrison Liu glanced at the boss from the corner of his eye and said, "Boss, why are you leaving? Are you..."

The boss's movements immediately froze, cold sweat broke out in waves, and before Harrison Liu could finish speaking, he said: "No, no, no, this, you, you..." This Harrison Liu's reputation is even better than that of Ethan Guan, and he has unparalleled Qinggong. No one knew that if he still tried to escape even after he had spoken, he would end up in a miserable situation.

The boss looked gray and lowered his head, waiting for Harrison Liu to surrender.

Harrison Liu said: "I'm here to drink tea. I have changed my job."

There was a burst of ecstasy on the boss's face, and he blurted out: "I'll treat you to this meal."

Harrison Liu added: "Now I have switched to selling trousers. I sell all kinds of trousers, shorts, underwear and lace pants."

The boss sat down on the ground, mentally traumatized, and it seemed that he would not be able to recover for a while.

Harrison Liu smiled at Mason Zhang: "That's it for joking with him. Brother Harrison Liu, I don't know what to call him."

The two exchanged names, and Mason Zhang gritted his teeth and stamped his feet and recounted what had just happened.

Harrison Liu muttered: "I have heard about Ethan Guan for a long time, and I have always wanted to meet him for a while. Today is an opportunity. You sit here for a while while I go into the mountains for a walk."

Mason Zhang said: "You have to be careful."

Harrison Liu nodded and went.

Later, the boss and a few miraculously appeared again. In fact, they were just lying on the ground pretending to be dead because of food poisoning. Now that the danger was over, they got up again and whispered: "This is a comet hitting the earth. It's a big event. The market is open. The market is open." , Harrison Liu pays one for one, and Ethan Guan pays three for one."

"I buy Harrison Liu."

"I fell into the hands of Ethan Guan last time. It was too cruel. I will buy Ethan Guan."

"You fell into the hands of Ethan Guan. Who here hasn't fallen into the hands of Harrison Liu? It's still Harrison Liu's poison. I'll buy Harrison Liu's double."

Harrison Liu walked into the mountain with his hands behind his back, and everything was quiet.

Where is Ethan Guan? Although this is a small hill, it is not easy to find a local snake.

However, Harrison Liu didn't seem to care much about this problem. He was seen wandering around without any intention of looking for Ethan Guan. Harrison Liu was walking, in a good mood, and said to himself: "I didn't expect such a small place to have such a special interest. The breeze is refreshing, the jujube forest is full of strange rocks, how can I not sing and sing in harmony at this point in my life?"

Therefore, an expert is an expert. No matter when and where he is, even if he is facing a piece of Sh!t, he can still experience the joy of life, let alone in the jujube forest?

However, later Zhuge Kongming secretly said something: "If a person wants to sing with a bright voice, he can find thousands of noble reasons. This is a typical paper tiger. Don't be intimidated by him. In fact, he just wants to sing." That’s it. Many things in this world are so simple, but they are often covered with layers of veils outside the simple facts. "

Harrison Liu overheard it and laughed loudly and said: "Gao, a military advisor is a high level. Xuande has this military advisor, what more can I ask for? My admiration for you is like a torrential river. Wait for me to sing a song, only that Beautiful notes can express my mood. "

Let’s not talk about it for the moment. Anyway, at this moment, Harrison Liu started singing at the top of his voice.

As long as a person is attentive and willing to work hard, there is nothing wrong with him. Harrison Liu sings with great care and dedication. His singing voice is loud and clear, with nine twists and turns, and it goes straight into the clouds. If there are any observers, it will be absolutely thrilling.

Really, if you haven’t heard Harrison Liu sing, you don’t know what it feels like to be so breathtaking. Maybe you have heard some songs that are very exciting to you and make you feel a little soul-stirring. But if you have ever listened to Harrison Liu's singing, you will understand the deeper meaning of soul-stirring.

What does this higher level of irritation look like? If you have to describe it in words... When you have a bad stomach, clutching your belly and mouthing and looking for a hut, there is a little bit of ileum. When you catch a cold and sneeze more than thirty times in a row, your chest will feel severe pain after taking a breath, which is probably close to 30% of the level of sneeze.

Let's talk about Harrison Liu singing loudly at this time. The song goes like this: I am a little duck, yea yea yo, little duck ah little duck, yea yea yo (forgot the words at the end)... little duck ...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Harrison Liu sang all the way without hesitation, and the more he sang, the more passionate he became. Although the lyrics were very simple (of course they were simple, because he only remembered two sentences), Harrison Liu sang with twists and turns, and used his unique skills when selling. For a while, I saw red dates falling all around, many earthworms coming up from the ground, twisting around, beetles and cicadas falling all over the floor. The most pitiable thing is the tiger who left his hometown and fled, bent on finding a bright new world. He has been wandering around in the Red Date Mountain for the past two days, thinking that the land here is barren, the water and grass are not abundant, and there are very few wild animals. Damn it. Mason Zhang, the disaster star, should not have come here to hunt. He was planning to stay for a few months and find a way out. Unexpectedly, he heard Mason Zhang's voice vaguely, and then saw Harrison Liu singing in a great mood. His fragile heart was hit hard. Finally, he was overwhelmed and died of myocardial infarction.

Harrison Liu was singing the song of the little duck over and over again. When he reached the 738th duck, Ethan Guan suddenly rushed out of the mountain and tugged at his beard with both hands: "Big... Brother...please, stop singing."

Harrison Liu stopped singing, smiled and said to Ethan Guan, "Sir, what can I do for you?"

Ethan Guan took a breath and said: "Your song, your song..." Ethan Guan couldn't think of any words to describe Harrison Liu's singing--if it could be called singing.

Harrison Liu smiled ashamedly and said, "I accidentally practiced my voice just now, but you heard me."

Ethan Guan was crying with a mournful face, but I heard him? Can you not hear it?

Harrison Liu looked modest and said: "Don't praise me. I really can't stand praise, so just sing some songs. Although no one can reach my level, well, look, I'm bragging again, which makes me laugh. In fact, That's nothing special. If you like it, I'll officially sing it for you. I didn't sing it seriously just now, but this time I sang it hard for you. I'm not bragging, I sang it. , That’s definitely Chen Yuluoyan, I’m not bragging to you at all.”

"It is so beautiful that it can make fish sink to the bottom of their chests and geese fall to the ground!" Ethan Guan was almost in tears. This was more than just a beauty that could make fish sink to the bottom of their chests and geese fall to the ground. It was simply a beauty that could kill lions and split tigers. If he had only considered it as vocal training, his young heart would definitely be hurt if he really sang it.

"Brother, it's such a waste to sing your mellow song here, with me as the only audience. I think you'd better go to the city and let everyone enjoy it and open their eyes. Everyone will live forever." Remember you, don't, don't sing here." Although Ethan Guan was going crazy in his heart, he still turned around when he spoke.

Harrison Liu was a straight-tempered person. He laughed and said, "You don't know something about this. I don't like to show my ability in front of others. I get annoyed when there are many people. A person cannot be utilitarian. Singing is a very important thing." How can elegant things be tainted by too many earthly things? Today you and I meet here because we are destined, so we still sing here. When we come to quietness, we can sing and sing. It just goes with the breeze here and the red dates. How poetic and picturesque. "Secondly, you see, you are not the only audience here." Harrison Liu pointed to the earthworms that came out of the ground, the beetles that fell from the trees, and the birds that fell from the sky: "Look, these audiences I came all the way to listen to my song, and I feel really bad if I don’t sing.”

"Bah, bah, bah, bah, did they come all the way to listen to your song?" Ethan Guan couldn't hold it in any longer. His spittle flew everywhere. He had never argued with someone with such a loud voice in his life: "Damn, I'm telling you, If you dare to raise your voice again, I will eliminate a great harm to the world today and throw you into the ravine. Do you believe it? "

Harrison Liu blinked his eyes and said, "Why are you so rude? I don't appreciate rude men the most. I have already decided to use this place as a place for voice practice in the middle of the night. If you are not willing, we will compete." Compare to see who is better."

Ethan Guan blushed for a while, but fortunately no one could see his blush. He thought to himself why he was so out of touch just now, but Harrison Liu's words were so irritating. Did he treat others as idiots or was he an idiot himself? Maybe you are causing trouble on purpose, I need to calm down.

At that moment, Ethan Guan said in a good voice: "Compared to what?"

Harrison Liu said: "Play chess."

"Hahaha, I'm the best at chess. I don't mind sparing you a shot."

Harrison Liu smiled: "No more than chess."

Ethan Guan was stunned: "What kind of chess game is that?"

Harrison Liu took a branch, placed ten horizontal and vertical lines on the ground, and instantly drew a large chessboard.

Ethan Guan was stunned. When Harrison Liu drew the chessboard, his movements were like lightning. He could barely see his figure clearly. This man was definitely not just taking it easy. He must have come here with a plan. Thinking of this, Ethan Guan's spirit was greatly boosted. It seemed that he was a good opponent.

Harrison Liu said: "There is a kind of chess called Go. Each player holds a black piece and a white piece. Each time a piece is dropped, one side's piece is surrounded by all sides and is captured. When the piece is played no more, whichever side's territory wins. "

Ethan Guan's mind suddenly changed, and he suddenly understood that this kind of chess has many variations. He only simulated five or six moves in his mind. It was already too complicated to calculate. One game of chess had a vague aura of embracing the world. Compared with what he was used to playing, Chess is more profound.

Although Ethan Guan knew that he was a beginner and would be extremely disadvantaged in playing Go, he still could not resist the temptation of Go. He immediately said: "Okay, Go is Go."

Harrison Liu waved his hand: "I'm just telling you, I didn't say I wanted to play Go."

Ethan Guan usually relied on his qi-nurturing skills, but now he couldn't help but jump up and scold his mother.

Harrison Liu said: "Don't worry, don't worry. The chess we are playing has something to do with Go. It's called backgammon."

Harrison Liu explained the rules of backgammon again. Without saying a word, Ethan Guan found two big stones, one black and one white. He used his unique red-tong magic skill to break the two stones into hundreds of thumb-sized chess pieces.

First, Harrison Liu took black and moved first. As a result, white could not stop black no matter how hard he tried. He either charged four and embedded three or double embedded four. Ethan Guan lost three games in a row.

Ethan Guan felt that this was not possible because the advantage of being first was too great. Harrison Liu asked Ethan Guan to hold black. As a result, when black moved one move, white blocked one. When the two pieces were connected, they blocked one side. The block made Ethan Guan feel extremely tight, while white blocked himself and connected.

After losing five games in a row, Ethan Guan swept away the remaining chess pieces with a flick of his robe sleeves and shouted angrily: "It's not fair."

Harrison Liu asked: "How can it be unfair?"

Ethan Guan said: "I don't know how much time you have spent on this backgammon game. How can I, a novice, compete with you?"

Harrison Liu smiled: "Okay, then we will play chess, which you are good at."

Ethan Guan snorted heavily and said, "I will never lose to you this time."

Harrison Liu said, "But I can't have all the fun here."

Ethan Guan asked curiously: "Then where are you going?"

Harrison Liu did not answer Ethan Guan's words, but asked: "Why does Brother Guan like to play chess?"

When Ethan Guan heard Harrison Liu point out his identity, his eyes flashed. After thinking for a while, he seemed to answer: "In the realm of Chu, Han, and Han, soldiers never look back."

Harrison Liu smiled: "I just saw that Brother Guan was very concerned about how to play Go when he heard it. But do you think Go is more complicated than Xiangqi and has the potential to embrace the world?"

Ethan Guan couldn't help but be stunned when Harrison Liu pointed out what he was thinking just now.

Seeing Ethan Guan's silence, Harrison Liu added, "It seems that the more complicated the chess game, the happier Brother Guan will be."

Ethan Guan nodded slightly.

Harrison Liu still smiled, but his eyes became serious: "No matter how complicated this chessboard is, how can it be suitable for the eventuality of today's game?"

Ethan Guan felt the blood in his chest begin to surge. He was not an ordinary hot-blooded man, but why did the words of this stranger make me feel like I couldn't control myself?

Ethan Guan calmed down. Although he knew that the man in front of him was very skilled, he believed that his martial arts skills were definitely superior to his. But why did his aura seem to be enveloped by his at this moment? Under the sigh, there was still a trace of unwillingness, and he asked: "You, and me?"

Harrison Liu nodded.

"Why can't it be me and you?"

Harrison Liu laughed loudly, and his eyes were so deep for a moment that Ethan Guan felt that he was not looking at the ordinary red date mountains, but the thousands of miles of rivers and mountains of the big man.

Harrison Liu's laughter gradually stopped, and he completely ignored Ethan Guan's question. He said word by word: "The troubled times are a chessboard, sharp weapons are cannons, elite soldiers are horses, and good generals are chariots. It takes twenty years to play a game of chess. Brother Guan decides." how?"

Ethan Guan took a deep breath and closed his eyes. When he opened them again, his eyes were firm and bright. At this time, the sun was setting and night was approaching, and Harrison Liu's eyes were shining like stars at night.

When Ethan Guan was finally impressed by Harrison Liu and bet his future life on this man, Mason Zhang was still waiting stupidly outside the mountain.

Mason Zhang sat in the teahouse for several hours, watching the sky darken, and his stomach growled with hunger. The boss only served tea and did not take out dinner, and Harrison Liu was not here. He didn't take Mason Zhang seriously, and hinted to Mason Zhang several times that he could leave. Although Mason Zhang didn't understand what the boss meant, he had never been hungry in these years. When his stomach growled, he immediately missed his car of meat doubly. When he couldn't sit still anymore, Mason Zhang said, " He stood up quickly and strode into the mountains.

After walking a few steps in the red date mountain, Mason Zhang's beast-like nose smelled a fragrant smell.

Mason Zhang once again had a bad premonition. "Is this..." Mason Zhang jumped as fast as he could and quickly found the source. Sure enough, the smell was the meaty aroma of barbecue.

I saw Harrison Liu and Ethan Guan sitting next to a bonfire. Under the light of the fire, their mouths were full of oil. The meat roasted on the fire was the meat that Ethan Guan had deceived earlier.

Harrison Liu burped and said, "Brother Zhang, why did you come? Come, sit down and eat meat."

"Meat, meat, I have so much meat." Mason Zhang shouted, "Harrison Liu, you are a bird, what do you mean?"

Ethan Guan stroked his long beard, which was shiny with his oily hands: "Harrison Liu and I plan to travel through the world together, and this bit of meat is for farewell."

Mason Zhang was stunned for a moment, with a look of fascination on his face, and then said: "I don't care if you go and conquer the world, meat, meat, please give me back my meat."

Harrison Liu smiled and said to Mason Zhang: "What kind of meat do you think is the most delicious?"

"No need to worry, of course my Lao Zhang's meat is the most delicious."

"Have you ever eaten venison?"

"Of course I have. I've also eaten tiger meat, bear meat, fox meat, weasel meat, squirrel meat, frog meat, and wolf meat. I've never eaten any meat." Gulu, when talking about meat, Mason Zhang's stomach rumbled again.

"But there is a kind of deer meat that you must have never eaten."

"Hey, there are many kinds of deer."

Harrison Liu smiled like a thief, but it was a pity that Mason Zhang didn't see clearly.

"Of course, this kind of venison tastes so good that even gods wouldn't let it go after eating it."

'Bada', poor Mason Zhang is so hungry now, when he heard such delicious venison, big beads of spit hit the ground, and water splashed everywhere.

"Really, really, is there really something so delicious?"

"Of course. According to legend, if Qin loses its deer, the whole world will chase it away. Do you know?"

"Know."

Harrison Liu's expression changed obviously. This kid looked rough and rough. Could it be that I had misjudged him? The trick would not continue anymore.

"That is to say, the Qin Dynasty lost a deer, and everyone in the world chased it. It seems that there were really few deer at that time."

"Baji", Ethan Guan couldn't sit still and fell backwards. Then he sat up like a roly-poly. He laughed twice and said, "You guys keep talking, keep talking."

As soon as Mason Zhang finished speaking the previous sentence, he suddenly seemed to have an epiphany. His eyes were as big as copper bells: "Could it be that the whole world is chasing this deer because it is a delicious deer, not because it is a delicious deer?" Because there are very few deer, oh, I am so stupid, I didn’t understand this until now, but after so long, the deer died long ago. "

Harrison Liu waved his hands repeatedly and said: "This is not an ordinary deer, this is a sacred deer. It will not die. The meat will grow back after being cut. We are going to compete for deer in the world."

"I want to go too, I want to go too, I want to eat a lot of meat."

"Okay, when I catch you, I'll let you eat both legs first."

"Shijo, you eat the second batch."

"make a deal."

The next day, Harrison Liu found the place with the best scenery within a radius of 300 miles - the small peach forest on the hill next door. The three of them announced their ages to each other and became brothers. Harrison Liu was the eldest, Ethan Guan was in the middle, and Mason Zhang was in the middle. The youngest.

At that time, Harrison Liu said a very important thing: "Once we are brothers, we will be brothers forever. If brothers have any wrongdoing in the past, we should just pretend it never happened. If brothers do wrong in the future, we must be tolerant and tolerant."

Mason Zhang was immediately moved to tears.