Dexter Pei's Ultimate Survival Guide Chapter 1

Dexter Pei turned over while half asleep, his face illuminated by the dawn.

The incoming call vibration is still prompting me.

Dexter Pei frowned, took his hand out of the quilt, touched the phone blindly on the soft and smooth satin sheets, and instinctively connected and turned on the speakerphone. He didn't speak, and the sound of breathing transmitted to the other party's ears through the electric current was called "Fcuk", and his impatience and murderous intent reached typhoon level.

The other party is very discerning, but he chooses to be mean, "Hey, Shuzi, how are you? Did you have a nice spring night? After a night of lust | immortal desire | death, can your soul come back?"

Dexter Pei was drunk last night, a mixture of red and white. His drinking capacity was as high as that of a mini fish tank. He quickly got drunk and ran all the way from the riverside bar to the river. He lay on the railing and sang karaoke for half the night. His song ranged from red to red. When it comes to Huang, his voice ranges from impassioned to frantically borderline. Finally, after his failed attempt to jump from a pole into a river, he was bundled into a car by his friends and escorted home.

Dexter Pei classified the caller as one of his fair-weather friends whose names he didn't even remember. He buried half of his face into the pillow and muttered: "I can't come back, I'm drifting away."

"I'll go, yes!" The other party was greatly shocked, and his voice was so high that he could hear his ears from a distance, "I really can't tell, Griffin Qi usually looks like a polite Sc*m and keeps strangers away, but he turned out to be like this in bed Charming and charming, look what you have squeezed out of our second young master!"

"Griffin Qi is ---" what?

Dexter Pei suddenly opened his eyes, sat up on his side, and felt severe pain in his waist, abdomen and back, as if he had just had a fierce fight with someone, and his forehead... He stretched out his hand to touch it, and it was so swollen. Bag!

Dexter Pei has been a troublemaker since he was a child, and fighting is his preschool curriculum. Since any street fighter needs to go through a lot of training before becoming famous, Dexter Pei has had his fists thrown and rubbed on the ground before, so he can still bear the beating. Now he only frowned and bared his teeth in pain, but did not cry. Do it | The other person’s whole family.

The entrance is a long horizontal window with transparent vision. The waves surged gently in the distance, the gray sunlight swayed, the water and the sky were blurred - he was not sent home last night, but jumped from the river to the sea?

"Hello? Hello? Shuzi? Why did you stop talking all of a sudden? Are you dead? Hello?"

Dexter Pei froze on the spot and became a mummy. In his stuffy and painful head, he quickly unfolded the map with the bar as the center and determined that the nearest sea was outside the city. It took at least three hours to drive and it was just dawn.

Therefore, Pei Conan Shu Song Ci Huai came to the conclusion: If he did not practice unparalleled light kung fu while drunk, went out of the market and got into a car accident due to drunk driving, and hit a bag on his forehead, then he was still dreaming. And this dream focuses on reality.

"Shuzi, why don't you say something? What's going on? There's no signal?" The other party hung up the phone with a curse.

"boom!"

Dexter Pei laid the body on the spot, hit the back of his head on the pillow, pulled up the quilt and tried to fall asleep again, hoping that when he opened his eyes, he would see an ordinary youth movie instead of a thriller martial arts movie, but his left elbow touched something.

Warm items that are neither soft nor hard do not belong in the three-piece bed set.

With a bad premonition filling his mind, Dexter Pei turned his head stiffly and met a pair of unruffled eyes unexpectedly.

The strange man was lying next to him, and he didn't know when he opened his eyes. The long and narrow eye arcs are like scimitars, and a pair of dark pupils under the broken hair on his forehead cannot hide his sharpness, but his eyes are so bland that no emotion can be discerned. Both sharpness and indifference are attached to the same pair of eyes. At first glance, it makes people feel Terrified.

The chill on his spine was extremely real. Dexter Pei's eyes widened, and all the confusion and confusion were shattered.

Dexter Pei's thoughts are no longer that of a pure boy, influenced by the playful friends around him. In his opinion, the most suitable explanation for this situation is 419, but he doesn't think he still has the energy to follow last night. People play dew romance.

So what the Fcuk is going on?

The phone vibrated again, and Dexter Pei subconsciously looked at the phone screen. The caller ID showed [Flynn Lu]. He doesn't have such a contact on his phone, and he doesn't have a hot pink phone---wait!

Flynn Lu, Shuzi, Er Shao... During the day, thunder boomed, Dexter Pei's Adam's apple rolled, he looked sideways at the man again, and called out a name as if asking for confirmation, "Qi, Griffin Qi?"

The man sighed and didn't answer, but his meaning was clear: It's me.

---Griffin Qi, the crazy villain protagonist in the flower market wall-made short story "The Canary". At the beginning of the article, he fell in love with the protagonist at first sight because of a box of peach and oolong mousse made by the protagonist. , after his courtship was rejected, he launched into a show of R@p3 and robbery, "You run away and I pursue you, but we can't fly." In the end, I don't know whether it was because of affection or nerves, but he actually handed a knife to the protagonist, Shou, who was stabbed to death.

Dexter Pei has read several popular novels in his spare time and knows a thing or two about Internet memes, but Danmei literature is still too impactful for him. The reason why I stepped into this new world was because a dog friend sent me a link, telling me that the cannon fodder in this book has the same name as him.

Dexter Pei was very happy to be born to attack in the Danmei world, but he couldn't bear the cannon fodder setting, so he clicked on the link. He only wanted to see the ending of "Dexter Pei", but he didn't expect that the author wrote a paragraph about the supporting character at the beginning. ｜Xi Huang is confused. He continued reading with a scientific spirit of serious research, but he did not expect that the treatment of the main CP was extremely poor. He was forced to read the literature in the flower market and never caught a train from beginning to end.

The culprit who caused this ending is none other than "Dexter Pei" - the protagonist's second brother, who claims to be the cannon fodder for the protagonist's love rival, a professional train brakeman, and a master of castration in modern physics. , Cao Shi Supervisory Review.

The absurd guess of "threading through the book" was confirmed. Dexter Pei's tense body softened, and he felt as if he had been on an eighteen-wheel roller coaster, and the world was spinning.

Flynn Lu's phone was hung up at some point. The phone stopped vibrating, and instead the phone rang from the other side of the bed.

Dexter Pei looked over subconsciously, but his eyes suddenly froze ---

As Griffin Qi turned over to answer the phone, the quilt slipped from his body, and his shoulder-length hair could not cover his naked back: broad shoulders and narrow waist, tight muscles, full of tension, and most importantly, oh no, The most terrible thing is that his cold white skin is covered with red marks, scratches, and...whip marks?

Play so wildly!

The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be asking Griffin Qi for his opinion, but Griffin Qi only replied "It's feasible" and hung up the phone. He put down his phone and lay back lazily, his eyelids drooping tiredly and his expression almost pale.

A miserable state of being ravaged and ravaged.

Looking back at "Dexter Pei"'s body, except for a few bruises left after being beaten, there were no other symptoms. His B*tt0cks were also healthy and fresh, with no abnormalities.

So, it was "Dexter Pei" who put Griffin Qi to sleep and played some violent tricks?

Is "Dexter Pei" so popular, just because of his silver-like wax gun head and kidney-deficient pretty face?

Dexter Pei didn't believe it.

But if it's not "Dexter Pei", then it can only be him who possesses "Dexter Pei" with the soul of a macho man.

He has to take the blame for the former, and he has to take responsibility for the latter, damn it.

Dexter Pei took a deep breath, but the situation did not allow him to investigate this adultery case. As a humanoid hunting dog with a high sensitivity to danger, he believed that the first task at the moment was to run. Because in Griffin Qi's eyes, he and "Dexter Pei" are the same person.

Although "Dexter Pei" calls himself Griffin Qi's love rival, in Griffin Qi's eyes, he is just a foolish clown and a grasshopper after autumn who jumps three feet high. But now, Griffin Qi has been suppressed by a character that he used to disdain. This is such a huge shame for him, and how dirty it is. I am afraid that even if he jumped into the Milky Way and soaked in it for ten thousand years, he wouldn't be able to wash it away!

More importantly, for the sake of his own dignity and majesty, Griffin Qi must not keep silent?

"Dexter Pei"---danger!

Dexter Pei felt that although the monk could not escape the temple, he could at least gain some buffer time and find survival strategies. He made up his mind and immediately opened the quilt and was about to get off the ground, but his legs felt cold. When he lowered his head, he saw that he was only wearing red pants.

Dexter Pei secretly Fcuked the eighteenth generation of "Dexter Pei", turned around and saw, Griffin Qi was wearing a pair of bright and bright beach shorts!

The door to hell has been opened. Dexter Pei muttered to himself, "If you pass by the door of hell, the weak King of Hell will not be able to catch you." He stretched out his hand to pull out his beach shorts and was about to escape. Unexpectedly, after a thousand days of raising his legs, his calf muscles broke out. He was convulsed by the sea, causing him to fall on the spot, and was hit by Griffin Qi's tight waist/abdomen through the soft silk.

"!" There was a muffled sound.

The textbook version of kowtow posture.

Dexter Pei closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He didn't move rashly, he couldn't move rashly, because a hand was covering the back of his neck at this time, holding it weakly without any force, but the thumb pad was resting on his Adam's apple, just like its owner, keeping calm. danger.

"I like kneeling so much," Griffin Qi's voice was hoarse and tired, "I'll just kneel down from now on."

"I'm going to break your wings and lock you in a cage so that you can't go anywhere." Literature passed through his mind with scenes of unplayable body abuse content. Dexter Pei raised his hand and grabbed Griffin Qi's waist. Quilt, a friendly reminder: "Don't mess around, we have switched from the flower market to the grass market!"