On a certain level, Griffin Stark actually admires SHIELD's advisory group, because even if this group of people is really desperate, this is definitely the stupidest idea in the history of this earth.
Unprecedented kind.
This was even brought up in team meetings.
Since SHIELD has just recovered Captain America, this is also the first official meeting of the group. God. The people in SHIELD do have brains. Or they don't?
"You have to believe that we did this because we had no other choice, Stark." At the front of the conference table, Agent Coulson said with a straight face, expressing some grievances.
Yeah, I feel it, Griffin thought, staring at Coulson and saying quickly, "No, no, I don't believe it. Can you say everything you just said again? Maybe then I'll believe it."
Coulson looked at Griffin calmly. Griffin believed that the other person's current expression represented hopeless anger. Seriously, Griffin didn't care. You can say that he has been doing a good job of irritating other humans on the surface. He is an expert at this.
No matter what, Coulson said it again. "This is a cooperative plan."
"Cooperation plan." Griffin raised his eyebrows.
"Yeah. About human superheroes versus the X-Men."
"Ha. It's like there are no inhumans here." Griffin sneered.
Sol, who was seated by the window, lowered his head quietly, thinking that there was no trace of him and trying to reduce his sense of presence.
"This is a public opinion survey report on the recent political situation. It includes people's trust in superheroes and whether superheroes have a negative impact on social security. The results of this survey show that if the public is asked to Individual superheroes are rated on a scale of one to ten for trust, and Captain, you get the highest score of nine point five."
"My pleasure." Humility is one of Captain America's virtues.
"Oh, of course." Griffin rolled his eyes.
"So there is still a ranking." Natasha raised her eyebrows with ill intentions, "Can you tell me who is at the bottom?"
Banner immediately held his head and shrank down. "No! Don't do this to me, Natasha. It's cruel and I really don't want to know this."
"Don't be nervous, doctor, you may not be the last." Griffin smiled and turned around to comfort Banner, who was two seats away from him.
"Yes, he is not." Coulson continued, "Griffin, you are the last in trust."
There was a moment of silence. This is too embarrassing.
Griffin was stunned for about a second before he came to his senses. "Wait, what? That's impossible. You must be doing something wrong."
"No, we don't." Coulson replied leisurely.
"How is it possible? Come on, give me the statistics and I will recalculate..."
"The math is the same no matter what, Stark." Hill said. She just entered the conference room and closed the door of the conference room with her backhand. She sounded like, dude, you thought we didn't double check? We are quite surprised that you got such a result, it is true, accept it quickly.
Griffin just didn't believe the results. "How is this possible?" He couldn't believe it and was very puzzled. What he means is, okay, he knows that he is not very lovable, he is admired by everyone, but no one wants to be sincerely associated with him, so he thinks, no one wants to be him, and that doesn't matter at all. It surprised him.
But, last place? ! seriously? ? ?
"Why? Doesn't he have a lot of fans?" Banner asked. A look of surprise. It's not the last place. This makes Banner and the big green man feel much better, but this is not the result they want to hear. Especially, that was Griffin Stark, the heartthrob.
Coulson continued to stare at Griffin. Staring, actually. "When you were just a public figure walking on the ground, people had enough worries about you. Now that you are flying into the sky wearing iron armor, such a result shouldn't be too surprising. With all due respect "Ms. Potts is not alone in being troubled by your unmanageable behavior patterns," he said.
Griffin pursed his lips, unable to conscientiously deny that Coulson was partly right. He gripped his hair irritably and complained, "Come on, what does that have to do with them?!"
"Maybe because you are a genius, a playboy, a billionaire, and a philanthropist?" Natasha repeated what Griffin once said with a dull face.
Winter Soldier James Barnes laughed out loud. Griffin glared at him, and was met with a slap on the shoulder that he couldn't control. "Don't be such a big nephew, this is funny, you can't help but make me laugh," said Barnes.
"Objectively speaking, you have social resources that most other people don't have." Strange was polite and did not add insult to injury when his friend was in trouble on all sides. Generally speaking, they would not be so kind to each other. "This is enough to explain why the public pays so much attention to you."
Griffin frowned, but before he could reply, Ant-Man Scott continued. "Stark, people gossip." He said everything in one sentence. "Ordinary people's lives are boring. You can't deprive everyone of a little entertainment."
The Wasp shrugged noncommittally.
So Griffin thought, okay, let's drop the subject and skip to the next level.
"So what now. Are they going to remove me from my position? Take away my armor? Even if they take away my toys it won't change anything, that's ridiculous."
"No one is taking your uniform or deposing you, Griffin. They just need you to give them a little more confidence."
"Thank you so much for your explanation, Roddy. So? Marrying with the X-Men? Is this the best you can come up with? Wow, I really admire you."
Hill slapped the binder on the table, making a sound that made Griffin shrink back reflexively. "Taunting others won't solve your problems. That's childish, Stark. How hard is it to calm down and hear someone finish what they have to say? We didn't even say we were sending a representative and it was definitely you. Don't be too pretentious. In this chamber There are a lot of single people."
Almost everyone was silent now, whether they were single or not. Hill's indiscriminate attacks, fueled by anger, managed to keep the meeting going.
"Uh. Anyway, we are going to...send out a representative now, right?" Banner broke the silence awkwardly.
"Sounds like the French Revolution," Griffin scoffed. Weird noises.
No one paid any attention to Griffin. Coulson spoke a long list of words quickly in a flat tone as if he were reciting from a textbook.
"Marriage, the political significance of so-called marriage here is that it is an unnatural relationship established between leaders of two different regimes of two different races in order to establish an image of friendly exchanges.
In other words, no one really expects this marriage to be a fairy tale. You just have to live it out for a few years, or we won't object to you making some private agreements. The premise is that no one can catch you, especially a weekly reporter. I believe you all understand what I mean.
This is an expedient measure based on the current situation. There are too many superheroes and mutants are united. People are particularly worried about racial conflicts and national antagonisms. The life pressure caused by the economic downturn has made people hate serious news topics─ ─
So that’s why we need a nice big wedding. So that people can feel that life is not that bad, that superheroes are human beings and can get married, and most importantly, they don’t want to learn about world peace from the socio-economic and international news sections, so the entertainment section will be the best choice. . "
Griffin was a little stunned by the speed of Coulson's words. It seems that SHIELD's special training for agents also includes rapping. "Um, America has hip-hop?" he blurted. And received unforgiving looks from others.
"Wait, let me confirm first, American law does not support bigamy, right?" Barnes said, raising his hands like a good student. And he grabbed Natasha's hand and raised it high - the hand where they wore the engagement ring. Natasha just rolled her eyes and did not stop Barnes from his shameless behavior of forcing dog food into his teammates.
Scott, Falcon Sam, and Quicksilver all angrily booed Barnes. Clint shouted: "Nata, take care of him!" But he also showed off the reflective wedding ring on his hand. Spider-Man, who had just climbed into the window, was confused and said hesitantly: "Uh...I'm not sure what's going on here, but...it seems like the little spiders can't participate, because, the three of us There are two non-singles and one is underage? "
Amidst the noise, Steve made a serious statement: "I have a fiancée, I really do." Question to the Wasp: "I want to find out. Is this a quota open only to men or something?"
"First of all, let me state that neither Peter nor I can be included in the calculation. We are mutants." Willow said with a cool tone. She turned her head to look at the Wasp and smiled, "I believe that Chase is not s3xist, but since no one wants to marry our father? I guess if the quota for women is opened, Chase will have to do it himself."
"That sounds very appealing." Su Rui laughed. She is Det'Challa coming to the meeting. The king himself was on a visit to the other side of the world and was busy with his time.
"What kind of Professor X do you like?" Sam raised his eyebrows.
"Hey, although Professor
"What did I do to offend you?" Griffin frowned at Su Rui. This is simply slander.
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