"Young Master." Mr. Wang looked at me. There were two or three swellings on his red and black face, and beads of sweat were crumbling on his beard.
Although autumn has begun, the sun at noon is no weaker than the dog days of summer. The autumn cicada screamed at the top of her voice, and the heat on the ground made her feet ache.
"Master, the young men have been here in ambush all morning under the master's order. I hope the master will let you know what kind of tasks we have to do."
I pinched a mosquito that was drinking blood on my cheek, wiped away the sweat, and smiled sinisterly.
"Master, I want to rob someone today, so I'll pass through this road. As soon as the carriage and horse appear, you rush out with your faces covered, and you must capture him alive."
I was originally a free-spirited immortal from heaven, and I was given the title Guangxu Yuanjun. Because the title is hard to pronounce, all the immortals in heaven call me Lord Caleb Song.
Song Yao is my real name before I became an immortal.
When I was in the mortal world, I was also a leisurely and comfortable person. At that time, he was young and full of energy, and he was arrogant and flirtatious, and he was originally incompatible with Taoism. One day, when Taishang Laojun opened the furnace to get the elixir, his hands slipped and he dropped a golden elixir. The golden elixir happened to fall into a soup pot at a noodle stall in the market. The noodle stall owner just thought it was a piece of bird droppings that fell from the sky, stirred the soup pot with a big spoon, and filled a bowl with noodles and soup. The unfortunate customer who ate noodles was me.
I admire myself now for how strong the raging hunger fire was, it actually burned my eyes, and I just swallowed the golden elixir as big as rat excrement along with the soup.
So that night, when the Golden Crow sank to the west and first appeared in Guanghan, I gathered three flowers at the top, auspicious clouds swelled at my feet, and soared.
He became a fairy from then on.
When the immortal envoy led me to the Lingxiao Palace to meet the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor said: "Immortals have immortal roots. One is cultivated, the other is born, and the third is picked up."
The immortal I picked up for free had no title to give, so the princes in heaven just called me Song Yaoxian by name. After a piece of land in the far east of the world changed from fields to sea and back to fields several times, thanks to the Jade Emperor's promotion, I was given the title Guangxu Yuanjun. All the immortal officials were already familiar with calling me Song Yaoxian. Seeing my face, they couldn't say the word Guangxu, so they all called me Song Yaoyuan Lord. After going back and forth, even I, the Immortal Lord, forgot about that title. One day, Emperor Donghua held a tea banquet and wrote a splendid invitation to Lord Guangxu. I took the note and said to the messenger, "Who is Lord Guangxu? Why did you send the message by mistake?" Arrive at my Lord Caleb Song's residence."
There is a saying in the mortal world that being carefree is like being a god. There are so many immortal friends in heaven, time is just a floating cloud. Day after day, until one day, Taibai Xingjun came to my mansion and said that the Jade Emperor had a secret decree and ordered him to pass it on to me. In the back garden of Xuanzhu Mansion, Lord Taibai Xing told me from where the mist was floating that Lord Tristan Star and Emperor Nanming were convicted of their affair, and the Jade Emperor had cut off their immortal roots at the Zhuxian Platform and brought them down to the mortal world.
Having never heard of such a rare thing in thousands of years, I was naturally startled for a moment, and then of course I asked the most important point, "It's an affair between Lord Tristan Xing and Emperor Nanming...not both of them." Seduced Xian'e...?"
Venus was silent.
The Immortal Lord smiled with shame: "It is just a broken sleeve in the mortal world..." This is a common thing, there is nothing unusual about it. What’s strange is that it’s actually the Tristan Xingjun and the Nanming Emperor. Tsk tsk. The Nanming Emperor usually carries a solemn expression on the air. How could such a thing happen to the Shangjun who has become the immortal in his eyes? But when these two people are put together, they match perfectly.
Jin Xing said: "The sins of the two monarchs cannot be settled like this. The Jade Emperor is kind and gives them a chance to make amends. Let them fall into the mortal world and suffer as much as they want. If they can see through the inner demons and repent, they can still cultivate the immortal way and return to heaven. . Therefore, the Jade Emperor issued a decree, asking Guangxu Yuanjun to also go to the mortal world. "
I was stunned, "Why?"
Jin Xing stroked his beard and smiled, "The Jade Emperor thought about it a lot and came to the mortal world to set up calamities and punishments, and it would be most appropriate to hand them over to Yuanjun."
I understand that I, the Immortal Lord, and Emperor Tristan Xingjun of the Nanming Dynasty have some disputes. The Jade Emperor must be attracted by this in me.
I frowned and sighed: "I have known these two gentlemen for thousands of years, how can I bear to set up a calamity as a warning?"
Jin Xing said: "The Jade Emperor once told me that the lower realm of Yuanjun was stained with mortal dust and penetrated the immortal friends. After returning to the heaven, he planned to send a decree to praise and personally seal Guangxu Tianjun." He weighed his beard again and smiled, "Tian Shuhe Nan Ming returned to Heaven and became a Sanxian for the first time. He should be guided by Heavenly Lord. "
The conditions of the Jade Emperor are quite good. If I go to the lower world, I can get the title of Supreme Lord. They say that being an immortal is pure and inactive. It is a happy thing to occasionally get a floating title. I sighed again and said, "Well, even though I have suffered a lifetime of love, I have pointed out the supreme immortal method, and I am a fellow immortal, so I have to endure the heartache and do it reluctantly."
Sixty-seven days later, the Jade Emperor sent Lord Minggexing to teach me what to do in the lower realm.
When the two kings were demoted to the mortal world, the Jade Emperor prepared a body for me in the mortal world. The corner I want to sing is a mountain blocking the road between Nanming and Tristan, a big stick used to beat little mandarin ducks. Emperor Nanming was a brave man with extraordinary prowess in his life, and Emperor Tristan Xing was born as a weak and elegant son. Yue Lao pulled a finger-thick love thread between their names and tied a big knot. The two have been deeply in love since they were young, and their love for each other has been forever. I am responsible for intervening in the middle of the road. When the two of them get together, I break them up. I interrupt the exchange of messages. They cannot meet each other in life or reunite in death.
I pondered this bad drama in my mind, and no matter how I thought about it, I felt that I was the one who deserved to be killed.
After more than ten days, the time for the lower realm has arrived, and all the immortal friends sent me to Nantianmen. I took Lord Heng Wenqing's hand outside Tianmen and said, "I'll be back in a few days on this trip. Please keep some of the dew in the mansion for me."
Lord Heng Wenqing narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Don't worry, I will leave it for you to catch the wind." He patted my shoulder and came closer, "It's just that this time you go down, you must stick to your roots and stabilize your immortal nature." , sleep with Tristan Xingjun every night, and never shake the immortal roots."
I was stunned: "What?"
Milo Qingjun's elegant face was full of smiles, "Still pretending, who in the whole world doesn't know that the vassal prince you Caleb Song transformed into this time is pretending to have a crush on Tristan Xingjun, and the Jade Emperor punished him I don't even have time to miss him, so I ordered you to trap him in your house and stay with him day and night, sleeping on the same bed every night."
The Jade Emperor lied to me! Ming Ge Xingjun clearly didn’t mention this matter to me!
Milo raised his sleeves and blocked my way, "What are you doing?"
I angered him and said, "Go to the Jade Emperor. I won't do this!" The Jade Emperor tricked me into sleeping with Tristan!
Heng Wen said: "It's only now that I say no, it's no longer up to you." He gloated and smiled, a strong wind came, and I lost my footing and somersaulted down the Tianmen.
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