Service Ghost Corps Chapter 2

Who is Paul? People who have received nine years of compulsory education in China will immediately answer you - the parrot in the English textbook. But for the players in Mirror Flower Water Moon, this name represents not only the bird, but also a legend.

Zombie Paul, once the PK king of Jinghuashuiyue and even the entire North China region. With good operation and good equipment, it is said that when he was just level 40, he single-handedly challenged the Shaolin Temple Eighteen Bronze Men dungeon, and then exploded the first Golden Bell Stick in the entire region. The most outrageous thing about this stick is that it can increase the attack range by 12~17. For melee attack professions, this weapon is definitely a plug-in level. But later, this stick has always been used by the leader of Zongheng Huaxia Legion, Woxuejian Xander. As for whether it was given to the opponent or sold to the opponent, it is unknown. Until the game was updated and the maximum level became 55, this level 40 orange weapon slowly disappeared.

Speaking of Zongheng Huaxia, it only grew slowly after Paul joined. Some new players didn't know and thought that Zongheng Huaxia was a luxurious army from the beginning, but Felix Fang knew that although he was just a spectator, he also witnessed the rise of Zongheng Huaxia from a small shrimp to a large army step by step. So no one objected to Paul being promoted as the vice president of Zongheng Huaxia, even though his reputation was really not good, stealing monsters, killing people, sneak attacks... In short, all kinds of things made people grit their teeth, but everyone was not as skilled as him and could not beat him, so they could only grit their teeth. But he was kicked out of Zongheng Huaxia half a year ago, which really broke the glasses of all the onlookers.

The cause was not complicated. It was nothing more than that Paul took advantage of the situation again. When Vivian was about to kill the monster, he clawed from behind. The boss and Vivian fell at the same time, and the equipment dropped by the latter was better than that of the former. If Vivian was just a nobody, this matter would have passed, but she was the wife of the vice president of Wuyue Pavilion. How could Wuyue Pavilion let it go? Even if it was just for show, they still sent half of the legion to chase and intercept Paul. China allows killing. Although killing too many people will turn you red, and the probability of a red-name character dropping equipment when being killed is 100%, it cannot withstand the large number of people. Besides, Paul is not that easy to kill, so the chance of red is not high. However, as the saying goes, two fists cannot beat four hands. Paul escaped once and fought twice, but there will always be times when he is outnumbered, so the number of deaths slowly increased. Logically speaking, Zongheng Huaxia should have stepped forward to help at this time, but it did not. Instead, it posted a statement that in view of Paul's consistent bad behavior, Zongheng Huaxia decided to expel him from the guild.

No matter you like Paul or not, you can only think of these four words: get rid of the donkey after it has done its job.

But what Felix Fang thought of was to take advantage of the situation.

Since the game was updated to version 55, zombies have become useless. In terms of output, they are not as good as the Immortal Master and the Demon Refiner. In terms of resistance, they are not as good as the Blood Warrior and the Mad Swordsman. In terms of healing, it goes without saying that zombies only have a small skill to restore their own blood, which cannot be used on other professions. The reason why the system sets such a skill is that the nurse can never heal zombies, and nine out of ten times they resist. Have you ever heard of teammates healing each other and resisting? Zombies are such a weird thing. The official explanation is very reasonable: zombies have special physiques, so they cannot accept ordinary treatment. Slowly, zombies are rarely seen in the game, and Paul is naturally no longer of any value to Zongheng Huaxia. In addition, this person has always received bad reviews, which really drags down the reputation of the legion. So, taking advantage of such a fuse, kick him out, why not?

Unfortunately, Paul is not a person who repays evil with kindness. If you are ruthless, don't blame me for being unkind. After being kicked out of the legion, whenever he saw Zongheng Huaxia, he would kill him. If he could kill him, he would kill him. If he couldn't kill him, he would kill him. Even if he met Wuyue Pavilion and Zongheng Huaxia at the same time, he would definitely choose the latter first. There was no other way, the latter's hatred value was too high. With a useless profession and sharp operation, Paul made Zongheng Huaxia suffer a lot, especially those so-called great gods and veterans who had fought side by side. Who didn't know who? After being killed a few times, they began to worry. Unless they went to the dungeon, they didn't dare to wear clothes when going out, for fear that they would be killed and their equipment would explode.

We are not afraid of zombies killing us, but we are afraid of zombies thinking about us. After a long time, Zongheng Huaxia can no longer bear it. What should we do? As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so the two hostile guilds of Jinghua Shuiyue actually joined hands to hunt down a lone zombie.

Felix Fang didn't witness much of that bloody period, but she knew that Paul was almost rid of all his top-quality equipment, and his level also dropped from 55 to 37. When the new server was opened, the big guilds moved one after another, and the hunt finally came to an end, but a level 37 was basically useless. Of course, you can continue to level up, but you have to know that it may only take a few days to rotate an account, but it takes several months or even longer to level up an account, especially a top-quality one, and the premise is that you have an organization. If you go alone to join the wild team, the road is long and arduous, so you have to search up and down.

After returning to the resurrection point, Felix Fang was about to enter the underground passage to teleport back to Emei. However, just as she was about to talk to the teleporter, she suddenly felt an itch on her face.

Turning back, the K!ss stealer had already retreated, and turned around proudly: "How about it, buddy, am I handsome?"

Felix Fang wiped the saliva off her cheek naturally and commented pertinently: "The housewives will go crazy."

Alex Gou Xu was confused: "Why not a girl?"

Felix Fang was also upset: "Who would a girl from a good family look for a cowherd?"

Alex Gou Xu shook his head, as if to say, "This child is incorrigible." "You are too short-sighted to achieve anything great."

Felix Fang disagreed: "You have a long vision, so what? Are you going to sell it for another 500 years?"

Alex Gou Xu couldn't stand it anymore, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum: "Oh my god, how can you speak more meanly than a dog!"

Felix Fang nodded quickly: "So when you have time, go and apologize to Gouzi. Look how gentle he is to you."

Alex Gou Xu couldn't find any words to fight back. If this were in an online game, this would be the level difference between a small monster and a boss.

But Alex Gou Xu could console himself by saying, for example, Felix Fang was so sarcastic because even if he wanted to sell it, there might not be anyone willing to buy it. Of course, Felix Fang was not bad looking, but her round figure... If she wanted to sell it, she should lose another 20 pounds. Uh, maybe 30?

However, although Felix Fang was a bit mean, she was basically sincere to her friends. Alex Gou Xu thought that the reason why he and Alex Gou both liked to hang out with Felix Fang was probably because of this - they played too many tricks on weekdays, so it was naturally precious that they could reveal their true selves without any scruples.

At five minutes to eight, Alex Gou Xu was ready and rushed to the battlefield at night. Unfortunately, Felix Fang, who had devoted herself to the land of China, didn't pay any attention. When he died at the claws of Paul for the second time, she glanced at the time belatedly, and thought, it's twenty past eight, I have to urge Alex Gou Xu to go to work quickly, but when she turned around, there was nothing behind her.

Paul looked at the itinerant doctor who appeared in front of him for the third time, and his usually impatient temper was on the verge of a rage. At first, he thought that this was an enemy of Wuyue Pavilion or Zongheng Tianxia. If he couldn't kill him once, he would come the second time, loyal and persistent. But he saw clearly in the two fights that the opponent had no union and was just a scattered person. So something was wrong? Did he look like a monster? Or did the opponent think he was a wild boss? But a zombie boss with an English name on his head appeared among a group of monkeys. Is this setting scientific!

Although he was thinking, Paul didn't stop his operation. Since the other party was willing to die, there was no reason for him not to help him...

[Current]Whoever has milk is the mother: Wait wait wait!!

Typing also takes time, so Felix Fang was still a step late. The mother who had milk was the one who had it, and the pile of things on the top of her head were dug out by a claw.

Fortunately, the zombie did not attack again, obviously waiting for his next move.

Felix Fang quickly tapped on the keyboard, quickly expressing her admiration that was like a torrent of water--- [Current] Milk is mother: Little bird, your PK is really amazing, I guess the whole server can now use zombies to this extent...

You are the only one who is awesome!

Birdie...

Paul squinted his eyes in front of the computer.

Why did he have the urge to tickle the other person into a quail?

Felix Fang took the other party's silence as suspicion and continued to express her true feelings.

[Current] If you have milk, you are my mother: I am not lying to you, let alone illusions, you may not be able to find a second zombie as sharp as this one in the entire North China region, especially after the new version upgrade.

[Current]Whoever has milk is my mother: I thought you were really no good and that’s why Zongheng kicked you out, but now it seems that it would definitely be a loss for Zongheng if you weren’t there.

Paul in front of the computer changed his squinting eyes to raising his eyebrows.

Chinese characters finally appeared above Paul's head in the computer---

[Current]Paul: Mom, let’s get to the point.

Felix Fang sprayed a mouthful of boiled water onto the monitor. Damn, this guy is really reckless!

[Current] Whoever has milk is my mother: Don’t worry, I can’t stand your affection...

[Current]Paul: Milk?

[Current]Whoever gives you milk is your mother: She is still your mother!

[Current]Paul: So, the point.

[Current] Whoever gives me milk is my mother: Do you want to go with me to fight the Changbai Mountain water monster?

Felix Fang thought that after she asked this question, no matter whether the other party agreed or not, she would definitely be despised. After all, she had died at the hands of the other party twice, and her body was still warm, and she was clinging to his thigh. But unexpectedly, Paul was very considerate--- [Current] Paul: Benefits.

Felix Fang likes this kind of thing, straightforward and straightforward, even if it's vulgar, it's enjoyable.

[Current] Whoever has milk is the mother: All the exploded items belong to you, I only want the Heart of Tianchi.

[Current]Paul: Tears of Tianchi?

The advantage of veteran players lies in their experience. As soon as they mention the Heart of Tianchi, the other party knows that he is making the necklace "Tears of Tianchi".

[Current] Whoever Has Milk Is the Mother: Well, if you are lucky enough, it will flash a little more, and the flashing Tianchi Tears will be even more beautiful.

[Current]Paul: It’s a ghost server. I made it only for myself to see.

[Current] Whoever gives you milk is your mother: Even if the mountains don’t move, the water will. How can you be a ghost forever?