[Private chat] If you have milk, you are my mother: 500 yuan, guarantee to reach the maximum level within a week.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: One week is too slow.
[Private chat] If you have milk, you are my mother: It can be expedited, the expedited fee is 300, and it is guaranteed to be at the maximum level within three days.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Can it go any faster?
[Private chat] If you have milk, you are my mother: Full payment is 1,200 yuan, guaranteed to be at the maximum level in one day.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Twelve thousand is enough for me to buy a similar account.
[Private chat] If you have milk, you are my mother: Buying an account directly is so emotionless^_^
Jason Jiang looked at the little smiling face with a frown on his face. Did he have feelings for the account created by hiring a booster?
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Just one week, 20% deposit first?
Felix Fang nodded and smiled with satisfaction, as if he was facing the customer's face instead of a monitor.
Reach the maximum level in one day? Unless he risked half his life. But if the other party is really willing to pay 1200, well, it's not impossible to consider it.
[Private chat] The one who has milk is the mother: Give me your cell phone number and I will send you the account number through text message.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Not here?
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother: taking screenshots and saving them can easily give Photoshop operatives an opportunity to take advantage.
[Private chat] Crazy guy: Really cautious.
[Private chat] Whoever has milk is the mother: I am a professional! ^_^
After receiving the mobile phone number, Felix Fang quickly sent the information of her account number. The other party did not reply. Instead, three minutes later, a text message came from the bank - your bank card with the last digit of xxxx received 100 yuan on x month x day of x year.
Efficiency type, Felix Fang likes this type.
"See?" He turned around and waved the big-screen knockoff phone at Alex Gou Xu, who was lying half-dead on the bed, "Another hundred dollars in the bank."
Alex Gou Xu cooperated by tugging at the corners of his mouth: "Yeah, yeah, you're really capable."
Felix Fang smiled with satisfaction, as if Alex Gou Xu really praised him.
Alex Gou Xu was too lazy to pay attention to him. He turned over and found a comfortable position, closing his eyes: "Call me at eight o'clock."
Felix Fang is a otaku. Playing games is his biggest hobby, and he has developed this hobby into a profession - leveling for others. As a result, this kind of otaku seems very high-end, never leaving the house and being self-sufficient.
Unfortunately, power leveling is different from trading, and he is an individual business owner who has not achieved economies of scale, so his professional income can only cover the rent and food. Sometimes it is not enough, so he saves on food expenses and finally does not make it on the landlord's blacklist. However, the landlord will not easily make things difficult for him - for this leaky and shaky tube building, someone is willing to rent it for decades, and has no bad habits or chaotic social relationships. It is completely rare.
Just as I was about to log into two accounts for the client who needed help with the game, my phone rang again.
Felix Fang didn't need to look at the number; she knew it was Alex Gou just by the specific ringtone.
"Gouzi, what's the matter?" Felix Fang answered the phone while skillfully logging into 6 customer accounts.
Alex Gou didn't hesitate to ask, "Is the Xu guy with you?"
Felix Fang glanced at the bump on the bed: "Yeah, he's asleep."
"All he does is sleep all day long," Alex Gou cursed out of habit, and then said in a bad tone, "His cell phone bill is out of payment, tell him to pay me back the two thousand yuan he owes me."
"Why do you two always have to deal in money?" Felix Fang yawned. "It's so awkward to do business with acquaintances."
"Fcuk you," Alex Gou said without a second thought, "If there are only two men left on earth, I'd rather find you."
rather...
Felix Fang was very hurt.
But when he looked down at his plump belly, he felt relieved.
He wouldn't like a fat guy who has no inner beauty at all.
So the game is the most beautiful paradise. As long as he wants, he can instantly rush to Wei Gai Dehua and bring his own roses.
Felix Fang had just hung up the phone when Alex Gou Xu asked in a daze, "Who is it?"
"Dog," Felix Fang put down her phone and turned back to the computer monitor, "I told you to pay me back quickly."
"Damn, that guy is so stingy!"
"You can do that too. Lend him a few hundred thousand tomorrow and satisfy Huang Shiren's addiction."
"It's easy to say, but it's much harder for women to make money than men these days!"
"Then you should change your career too!"
"No, I don't have a penis as big as his. If I get anal prolapse, it will be a shame."
"Dog has never done it before?"
"Who knows? Anyway, if I were a customer, I would definitely not have Fcuked him."
"You can try to let him do it, I heard it's true."
"...I can kill you right now, do you believe it?"
As a senior otaku, Felix Fang has a very limited circle of friends. Alex Gou and Alex Gou Xu are his two bad friends, each accounting for 50%. As for how they met, there is no legend at all - Alex Gou Xu was Felix Fang's high school classmate. They met by chance on the street several years later. After a few drinks, they found out that he had also gone astray when he was young. So classmates became gay friends, and gay friends became bad friends. As for Alex Gou, he was seduced by Alex Gou Xu. Felix Fang is not particularly clear about the sins between the two. Anyway, by the time she realized it, his house had become a post station. Bad friends came to visit without saying hello and came and went freely.
Felix Fang, Alex Gou Xu, and Alex Gou are all gays, but the three gays chose different paths - power leveling, gigolo, and mb.
The cowherd mentioned here, namely Alex Gou Xu, only does business with women.
MB, as the name suggests, has men as its clientele, and as a naturally strong man, Alex Gou's performance has always made Alex Gou Xu jealous.
But these had nothing to do with Felix Fang. He couldn't understand why they were arguing over what style of men's clothing would be popular next year, just like they couldn't understand why Felix Fang was more excited about an orange outfit than Armani.
Seeing Alex Gou Xu fell asleep again, Felix Fang simply put on headphones. He liked listening to the sound effects of the game, whether it was the howling of the cold wind, the drizzling rain, or even the audio of the various moves of the characters fighting monsters, all of which made him intoxicated.
Few people can turn their hobbies into a career, and Felix Fang is very satisfied.
Felix Fang has two computers, one for playing his own account and one for leveling, so that he can continue to run the game happily after boring monster hunting. However, the prospects of Younai Shishuo Niang are not optimistic recently, because the server it is on, Mirror Flower Water Moon, has become a ghost server, especially after the opening of the new area China Summit, Mirror Flower Water Moon is even more ghost-like like Lanruo Temple. The scene of everyone queuing up to play dungeons in the past no longer exists. If you want to form a wild team, you have to shout for a long time in the world, and it may not be formed.
The crazy boy and the mother with milk are both illusions, but the account that the other party asked Felix Fang to play for is indeed the top of China. Obviously, this person is also ready to turn to the light.
As expected of a new server, one actually had to wait in line to log in. After about fifteen minutes, Felix Fang finally logged in.
The game that Felix Fang played was called Hua Xia, and it had been in operation for nearly ten years. The map was based on the map of China. Initially, the maximum level was only 35, and the map only included the eastern provinces. Later, with repeated updates, the maximum level reached 55, and the map finally covered the entire land of China, even Taiwan and the Nansha Islands were not left out.
The client's new area code is still Crazy Zi, and his occupation is still a killer. Felix Fang thinks that this person is either very nostalgic or very lazy, so he is not shaken from his nickname to his occupation. However, this character is much more pleasing to the eye than the short and sneaky killer in Flowers in the Mirror and Moon in the Water. Although he is still not tall, being too powerful is not conducive to the use of technical characteristics. But his facial features are pleasing. If the killer in Flowers in the Mirror and Moon in the Water is like Shi Qian in the Valley...
, the one at the top of China is a completely mixed-race little boy.
Although it has been open for more than three months, the Novice Village is still crowded. Every player who was heartbroken in the old server hopes to find the passion again here. The Top of China, just by hearing the name, it has the potential to become a god server!
Felix Fang operated the level O assassin and skillfully accepted various novice tasks. Soon his trumpet reached level 5. After level 5, he began to fight monsters with the green dagger obtained from the task. Chinese weapons and equipment are divided into five levels, from low to high, white equipment/weapon, green equipment/weapon, blue equipment/weapon, yellow equipment/weapon, orange equipment/weapon. Although completing tasks can gain more experience, considering the overall time, the efficiency is lower than fighting monsters, so the time it took for the crazy boy to upgrade from level 5 to level 10 was actually shorter than the time from zero to level 5.
When the character reaches level ten, you can go to the main city, and the channel will expand from the current level to the whole of China, so the information in the lower left corner of the monitor will become lively.
[Huaxia] The clouds have cleared but the fog has not dispersed: Tianchi Book, five in one, just get a nanny and start!
[Huaxia] Top of Mount Tai: The battle for the Desert Fortress begins at 7 o'clock. The brothers of the Five Mountains Pavilion have gathered.
[Huaxia] Harry Porat: Still coming? Wasn’t the beating last time enough?
[Huaxia] On the top of Mount Tai: Talking is meaningless, the outcome will be decided with real swords and guns.
[Huaxia] Harry Porat: Everyone can say harsh words, but it's meaningless to just talk without doing anything. So, if you still lose tonight, Wuyue Pavilion might as well merge into Zongheng Huaxia.
[Huaxia] 2b Fighter: Broom, our army is not a scrap collection station, don't pull in any ugly things.
[Huaxia] Top of Mount Tai: The battle for the Desert Fortress begins at 7 o'clock. The brothers of the Five Mountains Pavilion have gathered.
[Huaxia] Yizuifangxiu: Taishan, just shout in the legion channel.
As soon as the president of Wuyue Pavilion spoke, there was no more Mount Tai on the top of China, and it was obvious that they entered the legion channel as ordered. Harry Porat and the fighter planes that crisscrossed China did not pursue them relentlessly, but made a few jokes and then there was no movement.
Felix Fang didn't join the army, and usually just watched the fun. But after all, she had been in this game for six years, and she knew everything, no matter how big or small. Zongheng Huaxia and Wuyue Pavilion were originally two of the most powerful guilds in Mirror Flower and Water Moon. They moved to the new server together three months ago, but they didn't expect that they would divide the world here, so they fought even harder.
Desert Fortress is a special instance in this game. A legion battle is held every week. The winning legion will have the right to use the instance for the next week, and anyone who does not belong to the legion will not have the right to enter the instance. Because of this, the rewards for this instance are not targeted at individuals, otherwise a legion that has long held the naming rights would benefit everyone. The rewards for this instance are legion honors, such as increasing the legion's growth scale, increasing the legion's warehouse capacity, and improving the legion's cross-server rankings. To put it bluntly, the honor this instance represents is far greater than its actual rewards.
The small legions are totally useless, and the large legions all want to occupy the desert fortress.
Felix Fang yawned and controlled the level 10 little killer to rush to the Quentin Qiantang River.
Quentin Qiantang is a relatively safe scenic spot, but few people know that there is actually a small wild boss hidden on the bank of Quentin Qiantang River. Of course, it may also be because this boss is too weak - level 11. Even if he appears from time to time, he will be regarded as a mascot by the big players who come to see the scenery.
The banks of the Quentin Qiantang River are very quiet. I wonder if it is because it is getting close to night and everyone has gone to play dungeons, the river bank is deserted, the surging Quentin Qiantang creates waves more than a person high, and then retreats lonely, repeating over and over again.
Felix Fang parked the little killer by the river, thinking about going back to see if she had milk or mother, and then going up when the little boss here appeared. Anyway, there was only a week left, so there was no rush. But before she moved away from the computer, a familiar name appeared in the lower left corner.
[Current] Harry Borat: Damn, this trick of yours is so dirty, who did you learn it from!
[Current] 2b Fighter: PK is nothing more than not being as skilled as others, don’t always look for objective reasons.
[Current] Harry Porat: I can't beat you? Just kidding! Come again!
[Current] 2b Fighter: It’s the same no matter how many times I come. No one who can beat me has been born yet.
[Current] Harry Porat: Paul
[Current] 2b fighter: ...
It seems that the two of them were not satisfied enough in China, so they went to the Quentin Qiantang River for a date.
[Current]Harry Porat: Why are you silent?
[Current] 2b Fighter: What are you talking about? You are talking about something irrelevant.
[Current] Harry Porat: What an awesome account! Yet we ruined it.
[Current] 2b Fighter: You go tell this to Xander.
[Current] Harry Porat: You can’t blame him, Paul’s character is destined to be a tragedy.
[Current] 2b Fighter: Don’t bring up world views all the time, it’s just a fight for some equipment.
[Current] Harry Porat: To add, he robbed the wife of the vice-chairman of Wuyue Pavilion, and stabbed her in the back when she was about to kill the boss. Then he took not only the boss's top-quality necklace, but also the orange clothes that the girl had exploded.
[Current] 2b Fighter: You believe me when I say she is a girl, maybe she is a shemale.
[Current] Harry Porat: Even transS3xuals have human rights, and it is really unfair to rob them like this.
[Current] 2b Fighter: Damn, you are playing a stupid game and trying to be righteous!
[Current] 2b Fighter: When we were opening up the Mirror Flower and Water Moon, would our group have been able to survive without him? He was always at the forefront of every fortress battle, and he never asked for leave! He was rude to outsiders, but when was he rude to his fellow soldiers?
[Present] Harry Porat: ...You can tell Xander about this.
[Current] 2b Fighter: I don't want to talk to him, that Sc*mbag!
[Current] Harry Porat: Uh, what does that mean?
[Current] 2B fighter: Don't ask, kid. OK, OK, let's go to the fortress!
As soon as the two of them left, the boss appeared. Felix Fang suspected that the boss appeared because of their nagging.
The little boss on the bank of Quentin Qiantang River is actually a mimic of Quentin Qiantang. However, although it is called Quentin Qiantang, its appearance is more like auspicious clouds, especially the circles of curling water under its feet.
The level 10 assassin didn't learn any skills. In addition to the normal attack, there was only one hidden attack, which required the character to approach the target from behind and hit it with one strike. I don't know if Felix Fang was lucky or if Crazy Zi had good luck, but he actually got a critical hit right away, and the boss's health was at least half gone. But the boss also had dignity. After being attacked, he immediately counterattacked. Felix Fang dodged in time, but still lost a third of his health. Decisively took a small red potion, and the health bar was instantly filled. Felix Fang then controlled the assassin to face the enemy head-on as a mad swordsman, and chopped him up. Finally, the boss fell down in anger, and Crazy Zi immediately upgraded two levels.
The mission was successfully completed. Felix Fang touched Xiao Xiangyun's body with the mentality that something was better than nothing. As expected, the thing that dropped was still the Quentin Qiantang River Visit Certificate issued by the Zhejiang Tourism Bureau. It is said that there are 27 such certificates, distributed throughout China. After collecting them, a special mission will be triggered. As for how special it is, it is random. It is said that two players in the oldest server Huanshi Taoyuan successfully collected 27 certificates. One of them triggered a mission to catch a dragon in the East China Sea. The player did not succeed until he deleted his account, so the reward became a mystery. The other one was much luckier. The mission was the Shennongjia wild boss that everyone is familiar with. It is said that a top-quality orange weapon was dropped in the end.
The initial goal was successfully completed, and Felix Fang sent the little killer to the blacksmith shop without any reluctance. This is a life skill that does not require much experience, but for those who are AFK, even a small fly is still meat.
Arrange everything...
, Felix Fang finally returned to the computer of You Nai Shi Shi Niang. It was 7:30 in the evening, which should be the most lively golden period of the game, but unfortunately the mirror flowers and water moons were still as quiet as ruins. You Nai Shi Shi Niang was still standing where he had just been negotiating a deal with a client. The once most prosperous Nanjing Road was now only occupied by NPCs.
Someone in China is scrolling through the screen, venting his or her unwillingness to be lonely.
[Huaxia] Your uncle: Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~
[Huaxia] Your uncle: Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~
[Huaxia] Your uncle: Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~ Is there anyone~~
[Huaxia] Diamond seller: The ship is coming~~The ship is coming~~The ship is coming~~The ship is coming~~Long-term purchase of game coins~~
[Huaxia] Your uncle: Damn!
[Huaxia] Your uncle: You profiteer, stay away from me!
[Huaxia] Diamond seller: Oh, I am the only one who cares about you~~Long-term purchase of game coins~~
[Huaxia] Damn it: It’s over, this server is totally terrible.
[Huaxia] Diamond seller: Open new server~prosperity~decline~ghost~this is the normal mode of game development~~long-term purchase of game coins~~
[Huaxia] Your uncle: It’s boring, I’m going to play QQ mahjong.
[Huaxia] Diamond seller: ...Long-term purchase of game coins~~
Felix Fang clicked on the trading center, and sure enough, the materials he had posted a few days ago were intact. Not only was the popularity declining, but the financial industry was also declining. This was not good news for Felix Fang, who made a living from games. But to be fair, he had feelings for Mirror Flowers and Water Moon, after all, he had spent four and a half years here in his six years in China.
The teleporter sent the mother to Mount Emei.
The profession of "Anyone is a Mother" is a traveling doctor, which is indispensable for going to dungeons, but if you play alone, it will be miserable. Various outputs are not good. Others kill monsters with melons and vegetables, but he kills monsters with soft and hard grinding. In the end, the monsters died, and he was exhausted. Therefore, Felix Fang's full level 55 was mostly obtained by going to dungeons with a wild team. When he is alone, he will hone his life skills more.
But as a nanny who takes vulgarity as her life creed, he would not miss the opportunity for a sneak attack when it comes.
He quietly selected an innocent player who was fighting a monkey with his back to him not far away. With his full mental power, he chanted the only ultimate move of the nurse's attack system - the Holy Fire of Red Lotus.
The fireball flew towards the target, and the moment it hit the target, it exploded into flames all over the sky, like a gorgeous firework.
The special effects of the game were so realistic that Felix Fang could only see red fireworks for a long time. However, the status bar in the upper left corner showed that the opponent was still chosen, so he cast another Qingfeng Curse without hesitation.
Thinking that even if the opponent didn't die after two hits, he would lose half his life. Then, when they started fighting, how could I be afraid that I couldn't kill the opponent as a nurse? Who knew that a figure suddenly rushed out from the firelight and clawed at the nurse!
Felix Fang realized it later and regretted it deeply.
Are there still people playing zombies these days?!
That's right, the one that Felix Fang attacked was the legendary zombie class with the highest magic resistance. If Felix Fang's two moves were used on a fairy sorcerer or a demon refiner, the opponent would probably be left with only a skin of blood. Even if it was used on a rough-skinned and thick-blooded mad swordsman, it would have taken away half of his life. But it was a zombie! Didn't this useless class disappear in China a long time ago?
Here, there is a nurse who is just a mother who is always in a state of confusion. Mr. Zombie doesn't care about this. After the Nether Ghost Claw, there is a Miasma, which is a skill that can poison a group of people. The victims will continue to lose blood until it is below 50%. Well, Felix Fang doesn't dare to add blood to herself now, because adding blood will only increase the duration of blood loss. It is better to wait until the blood bar drops below 50% and the Miasma state disappears before adding blood.
Felix Fang didn't dare to add blood, but the zombies pressed on step by step. Soon, the health bar of the milk is reduced to half, and the miasma state disappeared. Felix Fang quickly used the dead tree to recover, which can be used as a single large recovery. This skill needs to be chanted. Unfortunately, the zombies seized the opportunity and clawed again, interrupting the chanting directly, and then launched intensive physical attacks, such as hellfire and nether ghost claws, all aimed at the milk is the mother. In this situation, not to mention the itinerant doctor, even the blood warriors can't hold it.
So the mother who had milk fell down, and used her life to illustrate that harming others will eventually harm yourself.
The screen turned black and white for a moment, and Felix Fang could see the other person's cute ID - Paul.
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